80s Taoism

When Zhang Jiaohua came back from school, the three furtive figures at the entrance of the village saw Zhang Jiaohua and immediately turned into a small forest beside him and hid among the rose thorns.

"Henkel on Ball Day! And Wen Rong and Jia Gen, if you dare to hide, I'll put dog medicine on you!" Zhang Jiaohua had already seen these three bastards. After he came back, he had been entangled in the matter of black tea, and had no chance to settle accounts with the three of them. These three bastards are also afraid of Zhang Jiaohua. Although Zhang Jiaohua is just a kid, no one in the village dare to offend this kid. So I kept avoiding Zhang Jiaohua and didn't meet Zhang Jiaohua face to face. Unexpectedly, I was unlucky today and was blocked by Zhang Jiaohua at the entrance of the village.

Zhang Hangao and the others knew that they were blocked by Zhang Jiaohua, and they couldn't hide, so they had to get out from the rose.

"Biaohua, don't listen to the people in the village talking nonsense. We went out for a stroll that night and saw that your house was unlocked. We were worried that a thief had entered your house. We all belonged to the villagers. I thought I couldn't ignore it, so I took them two goals to watch. Who would have thought that the thief would escape and deliberately planted the three of us." Zhang Wenrong rolled his eyes and immediately began to argue.

"Grandpa Dechun said, it was already midnight when you were caught. Why are you out shopping in the middle of the night? Don't think I don't know what you guys often do in the village." Zhang Jiaohua would not be fooled by them.

"Hey, beggar, you can't talk nonsense about this. Although we don't usually like to work, we still share our duties. If you don't have evidence, don't mess with good people." Zhang Hangao said quickly.

"I'm not a policeman. Why do I need evidence? No one in the village knows that the three of you have dirty hands and feet. The three of you went to my house to steal things and were arrested by the villagers. They wanted me to tell you the evidence. I know people from the County Public Security Bureau, and they are cracking down on you now. If you break into a house, you will be jailed for at least ten or eight years. Since you are from the same village, and you don't have the same experience as you, do you really think I'm afraid of you?" The cut adult's nose roared loudly.

Now Zhang Wenrong and the others didn't dare to answer, they all lowered their heads, letting Zhang Jiaohua point their noses and scold.

Some people in the village had heard the commotion a long time ago, but they didn't come over, so they secretly watched the excitement from the sidelines. These three bastards are sneaking around in the village, and they specialize in doing things that are illicit in giving birth to children. No one in the village will dislike the three of them. Seeing the three bastards being taught a lesson by Zhang Jiaohua, they applauded each one.

"These three bastards need to be called Hua to be cured. See, the three bastards dare not talk back with just a few words from the begging Hua."

"This brat called Hua is really not simple. He is much shorter than those three bastards, yet he dares to point at their noses and scold them."

"I hope Jiaohua can cure the three of them. The village will be safe in the future."

"Dogs can't change the ****. Even if barking flowers can cure them for a while, they can't control them forever."

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People in the village talked about it.

"Biaohua, we promise not to do it again. The reason why we messed around in the village was because we were idle. Actually, we didn't do anything outrageous. We just made a small mistake. We promise not to do it again. Don't hand us over to the police." Zhang Wenrong and others naturally knew that Zhang Jiaohua knew the police. Hastily prayed.

"You guys are really too busy. Let me find something for you to do." Zhang Jiaohua laughed.

"What are you doing?" Zhang Wenrong had the urge to run as fast as he could.

"Wen Rong, if you dare to run, believe it or not, I will let you be oppressed by ghosts every day, believe it or not?" Zhang Jiaohua looked at Zhang Wenrong with a wicked smile on his face.

Zhang Wenrong, who originally wanted to escape, could only stand in front of Zhang Jiaohua honestly with a mournful face. Zhang Wenrong didn't run away, neither did Zhang Hangao and Zhang Jiagen.

"No one plucks pigweeds in my pig farm, and no one pulls out weeds in the garden. You have nothing to do all day long, so you can help me with these things in the future." Zhang Jiaohua thought for a while and said.

"Then we did these things for you, how much do you pay us?" Zhang Wenrong asked timidly in a low voice.

"You still want wages after doing so little. I'll take care of the food. Whether you get paid depends on your performance. Let me tell you, you went to my house to steal things that night. My house lost some very valuable things, which were given to me by Grandpa Luo in the town." Zhang Jiaohua seemed to suddenly remember something.

"We didn't steal anything. If you don't believe me, you can ask Secretary Dechun." Zhang Wenrong had a very bad premonition.

"Whether it was stolen or not, it's not up to you. Let me tell you, I just need to go to the police station and say so, and I'm sure you'll be locked up in a cell." Zhang Jiaohua snorted and stared at Zhang Wenrong and the others contemptuously.

"Can't we go? Then when will we go over to help you do these things?" Zhang Wenrong asked.

Zhang Jiaohua thought for a while and said, "Since you are so active, let's go now. Before it's dark, you go to the garden to pull some hogweed to feed the wild boars. Let's go, I'll take you there, otherwise, if you go in by yourself, you may be killed by my mountain dogs."

Zhang Wenrong and others naturally went to see Zhang Jiaohua's pig farm, and naturally knew that Zhang Jiaohua's dogs were all in groups. It's really hard to say whether you can come out if you enter the pig farm.

Zhang Wenrong wished he could slap his own mouth heavily. If he hadn't been talking too much, he could have run away while Zhang Jiaohua was not paying attention, and then found a place to hide. In the future, try to avoid Zhang Jiaohua as much as possible, and just don't meet him face to face. But now Zhang Jiaohua sent the three of them directly to the pig farm, and he couldn't escape even if he wanted to. But even if they regretted it, they didn't dare to run away, so they could only follow Zhang Jiaohua to the pig farm honestly.

As soon as Zhang Jiaohua entered, a large group of puppies immediately surrounded him, one by one puppies huddled together, all rushing to get close to Zhang Jiaohua.

Zhang Jiagen thought the pup was cute and wanted to touch it with his hand, but the pup bit Zhang Jiagen's hand fiercely. If Zhang Jiagen hadn't been on guard, his hand would have been bitten by a dog long ago.

"Don't blame me for not reminding you in advance. These puppies only recognize me. If you touch them, you will definitely be bitten." Zhang Jiaohua reminded.

Zhang Jiagen rolled his eyes, and thought to himself: Are you calling this an advance reminder? I was almost bitten by a dog just now, okay?

But he can only say that in his heart, otherwise Zhang Jiaohua will take care of him.

Zhang Jiaohua pointed to a few bamboo baskets in the pigsty and said, "See, you carry a pig cage by yourself, and quickly cut pig grass for me. If you dare to be lazy, you won't have anything to eat at night! I don't raise idlers here."