80s Taoism

Zhang's way of winning the Big Mac is an unspeakable secret. Δ』Even if Zhang Biaohua used the strength of the Meishan Piling Skill, he was not 100% sure to turn that Big Mac over. But let Golden Tiger and the others do it, it's much simpler. To put it simply, when Zhang Biaohua vigorously threw down the flap in his hand, Jin Hu solved the problem by turning the Big Mac over. Strictly speaking, Zhang Biaohua did cheat, but Ma Sibao is not a good stubborn, so what is the difference between cheating with such a Big Mac?

"Call the flower, you must not tell my father about today's matter. If my father knew that I had torn the textbook into a flap, he would have to beat me to death." Zhang Yuanbao said.

"A few miscellaneous books are all right." Zhang Jiaohua comforted.

"No. I also tore the Chinese and math book." Zhang Yuanbao said with a sad face.

"Then you'd better be prepared to wait for death. It is estimated that your Chinese teacher will have a home visit soon." Zhang Jiaohua immediately decided that Zhang Yuanbao was not worthy of pity at all. He deserves to be beaten to death with a stick. If you don't die, you will lose your skin. But Zhang Biaohua felt that the uncle should not be able to play, and the aunt might be able to play, but in the end he will be held back by the uncle. But this **** is definitely not spared. I don’t know if it’s hanging from a pigsty with bamboo sticks, or pressing it on a bench with the sole of the shoe. Think about it, this scene is really, cough, really enjoyable.

"Anyway, your grades are so good anyway, your teacher doesn't care if you don't go to class. Will you let me take your language book to class?" Zhang Yuanbao immediately panicked. When I was in the Chinese class today, the teacher asked Zhang Yuanbao why he didn't bring a language document. Zhang Yuanbao didn't dare to say that his book was used to make flips. It means that I forgot to bring it. But tomorrow I have to say that I forgot to bring it, I'm afraid I won't be able to pass the test.

"My second-grade language essay, do you have a fart when you take it? You still ask the seniors, if anyone still keeps them at home." Zhang Jiaohua said angrily.

"How is it possible to keep it? A few cents a catty, I have long been taken away by the receipt of gross goods (receipt of gross goods: receipt of waste). This time it is dead." Zhang Yuanbao remembered Zhang's begging flower before reading two. For the grade level, the pictures on the cover of the textbook are different, which can be seen at a glance.

"Then I can't help you. I decide you'd better wash your **** clean." Zhang Jiaohua said with a smile.

"Call flowers, teach me how to fight. Isn't Meishan navy master good at fighting? If I practiced fighting, I don't have to be afraid of what they use." Zhang Yuanbao quickly thought of a way.

God has naturally heard of Zhang begging, but he has never practiced. The veteran Taoist master said that this magical fight is not beneficial to practice. So I haven't practiced it. In fact, this skill is very useful. For example, when you do something wrong and get spanked by your parents, ask God to do the spanking, no matter whether he beats him with a stick, cedar leaves, or bamboo branches, there is no pain at all. This **** really knows how to beg Zhang, and it takes a lot of effort to practice.

"Do you really want to practice?" Zhang Jiahua asked.

"I really want to." Zhang Yuanbao nodded.

"That's OK, I teach you, you get up early tomorrow." Zhang Jiaohua said.

Back to the gardening field that day, the two of them stayed in the house after eating. Zhang Jiahua never does homework, even if he changes his habit of teacher, he still hasn't changed. Zhang Yuanbao tore the book completely and made a flap, and he couldn't do the homework at all. Two people just sat there watching TV. The horticulture farm does not have an outdoor antenna. With the indoor antenna alone, the image received by the station is very unclear. But nothing can stop the enthusiasm of two people watching TV.

"Call the flower, will you really teach me how to fight tomorrow morning?" Zhang Yuanbao asked.

"Yeah. But you have to get up early. It's your business if you can't get up." Zhang Jiahua knew that Zhang Yuanbao didn't have much perseverance.

That night, Zhang Jiaohua did not dream again, and unexpectedly woke up at five o'clock in the morning. Zhang Yuanbao was still sleeping soundly.

"Brother Yuanbao, Brother Yuanbao." Zhang Jiaohua gave up after shouting twice.

The weather is getting colder and colder, early in the morning, the boys are still lying in bed. Yuan Bao turned over and rolled up the quilt tightly.

It was already white outside, and a large bed of cotton wool had been spread on the grounds of the gardening farm. Zhang Biaohua still walked towards the club pile. The plum blossom pile is also covered with thick snow. But Zhang Biaohua is still not ready to give up the exercise this morning. I didn't care about the snow on the plum blossom pile, and jumped directly on the plum blossom pile, stepping on the snow on the plum blossom pile directly under my feet.

After Zhang Biaohua had practiced all morning kung fu, Zhang Yuanbao finally woke up.

"Oh, the snow is so thick! Call Hua, why don't you wake up in the morning and don't call me? Said that you asked me to get up in the morning to practice magic fighting." Zhang Yuanbao was very dissatisfied.

"That's no way. I've called you several times, it's none of my business if you can't wake up. I can't practice today, hurry up, I'm going to be late." Zhang Jiaohua rolled his eyes and said angrily.

"Can't you learn later?" Zhang Yuanbao asked.

"You must get up early. And now the weather can't practice. It must be a sunny day." Zhang Jiaohua shook his head.

"Ah, so hard to practice?" Zhang Yuanbao frowned.

A white snowball flew down from the roof suddenly, hitting Zhang Yuanbao's head and breaking it apart.

"Who?" Zhang Yuanbao looked around and saw a fat cat lying lazily under the eaves.

Zhang Yuanbao grabbed a handful of snow on the ground, squeezed it into a hard snow ball, and smashed it directly into the fat cat's head. The fat cat slept soundly and was smashed upright.

"Meow!" The fat cat opened his eyes angrily.

"Fat cat, don't think I didn't know you were making a ghost behind you. You can throw the snow ball into the pond to feed the fish." Zhang Yuanbao said loudly.

The fat cat came down and got shot while lying down. Forget it, he was still threatened like this. He is also the leader of the cat clan, how can he be insulted? So called a group of cats.

"Meow!"

As soon as the assembly horn blew, more than a hundred black cats rushed over. These cats were so smart that they all knew how to pinch snow **** with their paws.

"Forgot to tell, Fat Cat has the most revenge." Zhang Jiaohua looked at Zhang Yuanbao with sympathy.

Zhang Yuanbao hadn't figured out what Zhang Jiahua was talking about, he heard Zhang Jiahua say again, "Don't get too close to me, it will hurt me."

As soon as Zhang Jiaohua escaped, he saw snowballs in the sky falling like raindrops. Fortunately, the claws of fat cats were no better than human hands. Although Zhang Yuanbao was embarrassed by the snowball, he did not suffer any substantial damage.

Seeing Zhang Yuanbao's embarrassed look, Zhang Jiaohua smiled and hurt her stomach.

Zhang Yuanbao was carrying an empty schoolbag, and when he arrived at school, he was kicked out of the classroom by the teacher.

Zhang Shunlin drove Zhang Yuanbao home directly, "You bastard, don't even bring a book, you go to a fart study. Get me back and get the book."

When Zhang Shunlin came to school early in the morning, he listened to the boy in the class beating Zhang Yuanbao and tore up all the books. And all lost to Ma Sibao.

Zhang Shunlin thought to himself: Do you think you are Zhang Jiahua on the day of the game? It's so bold, and the big kids are so gambled. If this is not a good lesson, when they grow up in the future, will it be worth it?

Zhang Yuanbao naturally didn't have a place to pick up the book, and he didn't dare to go home. If you go back like this, isn't it looking for a fight? So, he went straight to the mountain next to the school to build a snowman. Be prepared to wait until school is over before going home.

But the sky was snowing and the sky was freezing cold. He was in the mountains and there was no place to heat up the fire. The temperature in the mountains was much lower than in the classroom. Within a long time, his whole body was cold. But he was afraid of hitting and didn't dare to run out.

"Call the flower, do you know? Yuan Bao was rushed back by Shunlin. The people in their class told Shunlin about Yuan Bao's use of the textbook to make a flip. Shunlin was so angry that he drove Yuan Bao back directly." Run out to find out a news. In fact, he wanted to borrow Zhang Yuanbao's flip flop to play, but only when he went there knew that Zhang Yuanbao had gone home with the Big Mac flip flop on his back.

"He went home? How could it be possible. It's strange not to be killed when he goes back. He must be hiding somewhere." Zhang Jiaohua knows this cousin best. Walking out of the classroom, he shouted at the foot of the mountain, "Brother Yuanbao!"

But no one responded.

"Did he go home?" Zhang Jiaohua was a little strange. But there was another strange feeling in my heart. This kind of feeling is not good, which makes Zhang Biaohua a little anxious. I didn't go back to the simple class, and went straight back to the gardening field.

"Biaohua, why did you come back?" Zhang Youlian, seeing Zhang Biaohua come back so early, thought Zhang Biaohua had skipped class again.

"Brother Yuanbao didn't come back?" Zhang Jiaohua asked strangely.

"It's not over now, how could he come back so early?" Zhang Youlian asked puzzledly.

"Then did he go home? The dumb said that Brother Yuanbao was rushed back by Shunlin early in the morning~www.wuxiahere.com~ Zhang Jiaohua could only tell the truth. He felt that something might be wrong.

"Yuan Bao hasn't come back!" Zhang Youlian panicked.

"Uncle, please go home and have a look. Grandpa's house too. I'll go back to school. I don't know if Brother Yuanbao went to someone else's house." Zhang Jiaohua frowned.

"Then I'll go home and have a look." Zhang You quickly put down his work and ran home immediately.

Hu Xiaoqing watched the man rushing back in a panic, thinking that something had happened, "Yes, you ran back in such a hurry, did something happen to the gardening farm?"

"Call the flowers and said that Mr. Shunlin drove the Yuan Bao back early this morning. But this **** hasn't seen anyone yet. I don't know where he went. Didn't he come back?"

"No!" Hu Xiaoqing also panicked, changed his shoes quickly, and ran outside, "I'll go to the old house to take a look. You go to school quickly."

"I'll go to the old house with you." Zhang Youlian wanted to confirm the situation first. (To be continued.) 8