80s Taoism

Chapter 332: Joke

Luo Changjun prepared a lot of things for this mountain climbing. "The backpack is full. There are two bottles of water at 2o?? and a few packs of compressed biscuits. I also brought a lot of things. It seems to be a master of survival in the wild.

Zhang Biaohua only carried a basket on his back. He was wearing a hatchet. In addition, he carried a green military bag on his back. In the bag were a sharp decomposition knife, a disposable gas lighter, an empty green imitation military kettle, and a bag of spices. Nothing else.

This high mountain near Meizi'ao may not be considered a particularly high mountain among the peaks of Meishan Mountain. But the momentum is magnificent, and it is not easy to climb up. From Meiziao, there are several mountains over 100 meters above. The mountains are continuous, and it takes more than a day to reach the foot of that mountain.

Only when he reached the foot of the mountain, Luo Changjun was already hungry, and he greeted Zhang Biaohua, "Call the flowers, are you tired from walking, take a break and eat something."

Luo Changjun took out two bottles of mineral water and a pack of compressed biscuits to Zhang Biaohua.

This mineral water is a rare thing, very expensive, a few dollars a bottle. It is said to drag a cart of pigs from Hu~nan to Guang~dong, you can drag a cart of mineral water back. It can be seen that the mineral water was expensive that year.

Zhang Biaohua only accepted the biscuits, not the bottle of mineral water.

The mountain leopard did not know where it came out, with a struggling pheasant in its mouth, wagging its tail and sent it to Zhang Jiaohua. The fat cat got out from the other side as if asking for credit, and the man stood up, and his two front paws desperately grabbed a live pheasant that was desperately fanning its wings.

Zhang Jiaohua quickly slaughtered the two pheasants and let them bleed, and then found a particularly sticky soil from the foot of the mountain. This is a special kind of clay with strong viscosity. Zhang Jiaohua kneaded the soil into mud, and then carefully wrapped the pheasants. stand up.

I went to the mountains to find some dry firewood, chose a sheltered place, dug a simple stove with a knife, set up the two mud **** in the earth stove with sticks, and lit the firewood. The selected location is sheltered from the wind, and there is no need to worry about the wind blowing the fire into the mountains and causing the fire. Moreover, a temporary stove was specially made, which is more safe.

Luo Changjun had been standing aside watching Zhang Jiaohua doing all these things. He knew that he was far inferior to Zhang Jiaohua, an indigenous person in the mountains.

After about an hour, the two muds were dried out long ago, because they were clay, which was extremely viscous and burned dry. The clods formed were extremely hard, and the feathers of the pheasant were tightly wrapped in the mud. , Zhang Biaohua banged the mud hard, and the fragrant pheasant was exposed inside.

The hair on the pheasant was clean and there was nothing left. Zhang Biaohua used a knife to scratch the chicken with a lot of knives, and then sprinkled the prepared seasoning on the chicken.

"Uncle Rob, you have a taste." Zhang Jiaohua handed the processed pheasant to Luo Changjun.

Luo Changjun just ate a compressed biscuit. Although he took a few sips of water, there still remained some compressed biscuit residue in his mouth. That's it for the taste. Now I smelled the scent, and my hunger rushed out immediately. Although this biscuit can satisfy one's hunger, compared with this pheasant, it is not something human eats at all.

Not being polite with Zhang Biaohua, Luo Changjun readily took the pheasant from Zhang Biaohua, and smelled it first. It was so fragrant. This seasoning looks nothing great, but it is a perfect match with this pheasant. Luo Changjun knew that if he couldn't keep his mouth still, the saliva would flow out.

Luo Changjun took a big bite.

Gurgle!

Luo Changjun looked up, and the fat cat was standing eagerly on the side, staring at the chicken in Luo Changjun's hands.

"Uncle Rob, be careful, this guy is the best, don't let him **** the pheasant from your hand." Zhang Jiaohua quickly reminded.

Luo Changjun also snickered in his heart when he looked at the fat cat's eager expression. These pets raised by beggars are different from those raised by others. There is always something special. Take this fat cat as an example. You call it a cat instead of saying it is a chubby child. It has a kind of spirituality that ordinary animals can't possess.

Gurgle!

The fat cat drooled.

"Come on, this is for you." Luo Changjun tore off a leg of the pheasant in his hand and threw it at the fat cat.

brush!

A yellow figure flew by suddenly, snatching a leg of pheasant in the middle.

Luo Changjun was taken aback, and fixed his eyes to see that it was a mountain leopard.

The fat cat was half-dead with anger, but didn't dare to go up and fight the mountain leopard desperately.

"Meow!"

The fat cat pitifully looked at the Drill Mountain Leopard who was eating with relish, and then at Luo Changjun, as if he was about to cry.

"Hahaha. Don't worry, don't worry, you have a share." This time Luo Changjun guarded the mountain leopard, and pulled off a large piece of pheasant and handed it to the fat cat. The fat cat quickly grabbed the pheasant with its claws and immediately disappeared into the bush. Don't have the heart to harm dogs, and don't have the heart to guard against dogs.

"Hehe, these two guys are really funny." Looking at the cute appearance of the fat cat and the diamond mountain leopard, Luo Changjun couldn't help but laugh. The hand suddenly lightened, and the pheasant in his hand was gone. When I turned my head and looked, only the back of a small macaque was seen. It's this little guy again.

"Little fat monkey, you are making trouble again. You are not allowed to follow me in the future!" Zhang Biaohua shouted loudly.

After the little fat monkeys tasted the sweetness in the gardening farm, they became less gregarious and often mischievous in the gardening farm. Often eat meat, eat fat. Zhang Jiahua simply called it Little Fat Monkey. When I came to the mountains this time, I didn't expect this guy to follow along.

After the little fat monkey got the pheasant, he did not hide and eat alone, but ran over with the pheasant and beckoned to the mountain leopard and the fat cat. The diamond mountain leopard and the fat cat who had eaten the chicken in their hands a long time ago were a little strange, and walked to the little fat monkey. Unexpectedly, the little fat monkey would divide the pheasant into three parts and put them beside the diamond mountain leopard, the fat cat, and himself. Then he grabbed the portion beside him and ate it with big mouthfuls.

The Mountain Leopard and Fat Cat were stunned, and then quickly ate the portion in front of them. This little fat monkey actually knows to use things to buy these two leaders.

Zhang Jiaohua has already taken out the other pheasant and coated it with seasonings, "Uncle Rob, don't care about them, in the mountains, where are they going to be hungry. Spoil them, and the gardening farm will not be peaceful in the future." Zhang Jiaohua handed the pheasant in his hand to Luo Changjun.

"This pheasant weighs two to three kilograms. We are enough for the two of us. The stuff in our stomachs has been cleaned out by begging flowers. Once thrown away, they were snatched away by the three guys. Luo Changjun broke the pheasant in half. Handed half of the call.

"I can't eat so much." Zhang Jiaohua took it, but cut it in half, and handed it back to Luo Changjun.

"This pheasant you made is really fragrant. I have never eaten such fragrant pheasant. How did you get it?" Luo Changjun asked curiously.

"Did you not see it just now? The clay used is very good. It can completely lock the fragrance of the chicken in the mud, and it can completely pull off the chicken feathers, and even the dirt on the pheasant is stuck. This seasoning is also a very simple thing. This is the fragrant leaves I picked from the mountains, with some fine salt in it. It tastes delicious if it has a salty taste." Zhang Jiaohua knocked on the burnt clay on the ground, unexpectedly There is also a crisp sound similar to ceramics.

"This is called a chicken, it's really delicious." Luo Changjun smiled.

Zhang Biaohua hasn't seen any eagle-shooting heroes. He thought that Luo Changjun called his pheasant a pheasant.

The two of them had their stomachs full, took a break, and then continued to walk up the mountain. Although the mountain road is difficult, there is a guide named Zhang Jiahua who can always find the easiest way to go. Two hours later, the two came under the cliff. There are no shortcuts now. If you want to go up the mountain, you have to climb up here. The mountain here is extremely steep, although it is not the kind of vertical downward slope, but the **** is also very terrifying. It is impossible to reach the top of the mountain without a certain amount of courage and perseverance.

"Biaohua, can you climb it? Or you wait for me below." Luo Changjun is still a little worried that Zhang Biaohua will be in danger.

"I've been up there." Zhang Jiaohua said lightly.

"Have you been up there?" Luo Changjun was also very surprised.

"Yes." Zhang Biaohua nodded, and didn't think there was anything great about being on the top of the mountain. For him, it's easy.

"Are you alone or with others?" Luo Changjun felt a little weird.

"Just me, go to the mountain to gather some medicinal materials." Zhang Biaohua didn't think it was strange. There should be many people in the village who can easily climb to the top of the mountain.

Luo Changjun took out two pairs of gloves, and handed one of the smaller ones to the caller, "Put on the gloves, it is not easy to get hurt."

"No." Zhang Jiaohua shook his head. Wearing gloves is a bit inconvenient.

"Then you go up first, I'm below you." Luo Changjun wanted to walk behind to protect Zhang Biaohua's safety.

Zhang Jiaohua nodded, UU read www.uukanshu.com and saw him climb up quickly, like a monkey, rushing to the top of the mountain quickly, as if this was not on the cliff, but on the flat ground. The cliff had no effect on his degree. It didn't take long for Zhang Biaohua to climb almost halfway.

Luo Changjun was stunned, and he was ready to protect others! Unexpectedly, he couldn't catch up with Zhang's bidder. He didn't dare to run all the way like Zhang Jiaohua did. He needs to grasp and hit firmly, climbing up step by step.

Zhang Jiaohua didn't expect Luo Changjun's climbing method to be so slow. Can only wait in the middle.

Squeak!

The little fat monkey swiftly climbed from Luo Changjun's side and yelled specifically to express its disdain for Luo Changjun's such tortoise. A black shadow quickly passed the little fat monkey.

"Meow!" The black cat also sang triumphantly.

The Mountain Leopard turned into a yellow lightning, which came first, and rushed to Zhang Biaohua's side.

(To be continued.) 8

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