80s Taoism

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Yidushui Middle School.

In the afternoon, Zhang Jiahua just arrived at the basketball court when they found curly hair sneaky on the playground.

Zhang Yuanbao rushed up and grabbed the collar of curly hair, "Do you dare to come to our school? What you said to you that day, did you take it as the wind?"

"No, no, I didn't come to make trouble. It's really not. Just look at me." Curly hair Xie Mingyuan explained quickly.

"Who knows what horrible idea you are fighting in your heart? Call a flower, this curly hair is here again, do you want me to teach him a good meal?" Zhang Yuanbao saw that Xie Mingyuan did not dare to fight back like a dead fish, and felt it was nothing. mean. As long as the curly hair resists a little bit, Zhang Yuanbao will definitely not be soft.

"What are you doing?" Zhang Jiaohua walked to Xie Mingyuan.

"I, I want to learn martial arts from you." Xie Mingyuan said vaguely.

"Huh? Learn martial arts with us? After you have learned martial arts, you can go to be an old man (rogue)?" Zhang Yuanbao said loudly.

Xie Mingyuan shook his head again and again, "No, no, not to be an old man. Although we usually bully children, we haven't done anything bad."

"Is that because you don’t have the skill? If you are good at it, then it’s not a bullying of children. It must be a boyfriend on the street. Who knows, Mr. Shui is also a little boy. It's done? Hurry up, or I will take care of you!" Zhang Yuanbao grabbed Xie Mingyuan's collar and pushed hard, directly pushing Xie Mingyuan to the ground. Except for the basketball court, there was yellow mud everywhere in the playground. Xie Mingyuan hit the ground. A roll, the whole body was covered with yellow mud.

Then Xie Mingyuan didn't get up, and knelt directly on the ground, "I want to worship you as a teacher!"

"Me?" Zhang Yuanbao widened his eyes and pointed at himself.

"Yes, Master, take me! I want to learn real kungfu from you." Xie Mingyuan thought that Zhang Yuanbao had the highest kungfu among these people. No wonder Zhang Yuanbao is really the tallest in terms of body size.

"Call the flower, doesn't he have a problem with his head?" The dumb couldn't help but said.

"As long as you have more mouths, it seems better for you to be a dumb." Zhang Jiao gave a dumb look, he didn't want to get such a trouble.

"Don't don't don't. Ask a flower, won't I stop talking about it in the future?" The dumb hurriedly asked for mercy.

That Xie Mingyuan's kneeling made Zhang Yuanbao feel at a loss. He was half-filled himself. If he hadn't been forced to practice stubborn kung fu by begging him back then, he would know how to be a fart. He still insists on practicing Sang Gong, but Zhang Yuanbao feels that he doesn't have much talent in physical labor, and he should still engage in mental activities in the future. It's better to leave it to the dumb to complete such simple manual labor. But I didn't expect that one day, someone would kneel in front of him, crying and crying to worship him as a teacher.

"Hurry up and get me away. I'm upset when I see you!" Zhang Yuanbao actually felt that Xie Mingyuan should be like in the movie. Master, if you don't accept me as a disciple, I will kneel here and won't get up. Reluctant to accept him. Oh, my heart is so annoying, why do I still have a little expectation?

"You, you just kneel here and won't get up, and I won't accept you as a disciple." Zhang Yuanbao was a little confused.

Xie Mingyuan got up directly from the ground and patted the dust on his body, "I know that Master still doesn't believe in my sincerity. I won't give up so easily. I will come again." The Violent Great Ape King

Xie Mingyuan bowed to Zhang Yuanbao and walked towards the school gate.

This bastard! Zhang Yuanbao clenched his fists unconsciously, he was completely uneasy about the routine! If you say you can’t kneel down, Master, if you don’t agree, I won’t get up? Actually, I have a little heart.

"Ah yes, some people have worshipped Yuan Bao as a teacher. Yuan Bao, it seems that you are getting more and more in the limelight now!" Dumb laughed.

"Dumb, there is no way, this is the advantage of being taller, look at you, in fact, the conditions are not bad, the skill is also good, just a little bit shorter. In fact, don't be depressed, wait for another time. In three to five years, you may be able to grow to my height. Even if you don't grow tall, don't feel inferior. We are all good friends and will never discriminate against you." Zhang Yuanbao said with a smile.

The dumb clenched his fists, you bastard, you are discriminating against me, okay? But taking a look at the height difference between the two people, coupled with the strength gap between the two people, the dumb loosened his fists, a smile on his face, "Let's play basketball."

When a few people finished playing basketball, Xie Mingyuan ran over with a few popsicle sticks.

"Master, all uncles are tired, eat a popsicle. Eight-treasure popsicles can quench thirst, satisfy hunger, and cool down. Come on, one per person." Xie Mingyuan smiled and walked to Zhang Yuanbao holding the popsicles in his hands. .

"Curly, you are right to worship Yuanbao as a teacher. But you shouldn't call my uncle, I am not a teacher brother." The mute came over unceremoniously and grabbed a popsicle, and gave Zhang a flower by the way. Brought one in the past.

"You guys go get it yourself too. Don't be polite, the uncle master has shouted. You can't let people shout for nothing, right?" The dumb also shouted Qi Xia and Nie Tong by the way.

"Dumb, don't you go too far?" Zhang Yuanbao stared at the dumb.

The mute let Zhang Yuanbao suppress him for a long time today.

"Yuanbao, it’s actually not bad to accept an apprentice. It’s not bad that someone is there on call every day to run errands for you. Moreover, if you can get him to correct his evil, you have done a great deed. Do you want to get rid of harm for the people? , Don't be unconfident, you can do it. We all support you!" The dumb smiled so much that his stomach hurts.

Xie Mingyuan also said quickly, "Yes, Master, I know that I used to be ignorant and did a lot of stupid things, but from now on, I have cut off relations with my gangsters, and I will never do it again. It's a bad thing about stealing chickens and dogs. As long as the master accepts me as a disciple, I will do it as long as the master wants the disciple to change it!"

"Curl, don't think that you buy a few popsicles, I will accept you as a disciple. You get out of me quickly, or it annoys me, I just beat you." Zhang Yuanbao raised his fist.

Xie Mingyuan said quickly, "Master, don't be angry, I will come back tomorrow."

Xie Mingyuan walked in a hurry and even forgot to pass the popsicle in his hand to Master. As a result, only a few people had a popsicle, but Zhang Yuanbao didn't have it. Zhang Yuanbao was a little dumbfounded, this bastard! I really want to kill him!

Zhang Jiaohua looked at Zhang Yuanbao and couldn't help but want to laugh. He put the popsicle in his mouth and took a bite, and asked, "Brother Yuanbao, maybe I'll eat the remaining half of the popsicle for you."

"I'm not going to eat!" Zhang Yuanbao pouted and walked away angrily. One pet to the end

Zhang Jiahua and the dumb laughed unabashedly.

Early the next morning, Xie Mingyuan ran over, holding a bamboo basket in his hand, and a dozen steaming buns in the basket, blocking Zhang Yuanbao's front.

"Master, Master, eat buns."

Zhang Yuanbao's anger had not disappeared yesterday, and he pointed to Xie Mingyuan and said loudly, "You stay away from me, otherwise don't blame me for being polite!"

Xie Mingyuan didn't know why Master was so angry when he saw him. Is it because he really hates him? A little sad and disappointed, he carried the basket and walked away.

"Hey, Curly." Zhang Jiaohua was surprised to see Curly carrying a bamboo basket.

"Well, Uncle Master." Xie Mingyuan bowed to Zhang Jiaohua.

"What are you doing? Selling buns?" Zhang asked inexplicably.

"I'm here to deliver the buns to Master. Who knows that Master is not happy at all, it seems that he really hates me." Xie Mingyuan was a little frustrated and prepared to turn around and leave.

"Don't go. You buy so many steamed buns. Isn't it a waste to not eat them? Come on, let's eat them for you." Zhang Jiaohua smiled.

Zhang Jiaohua caught two of them by himself, and then Nie Tong and Qi Xia caught two of them.

"The meat buns, there are celery in them, they are really fragrant. Yuan Bao likes this one the most." Zhang Jiaohua ate it, yelling as he ate it.

Zhang Yuanbao didn't go far, he heard very clearly, and he was even more annoyed. This **** turned out to be a celery meat bun! The vegetables in the canteen are too oily, thinking of celery and pork buns, this breakfast is even more impossible. Zhang Yuanbao, who usually eats up a large lunch box, only ate a little today.

The dumb grabbed two steamed buns and walked into the canteen, carrying the lunch box and walking to Zhang Yuanbao.

"Yuan Bao, your apprentice is really good. I give you things every day. It's really enviable. If someone gives me something every day, don’t say worship me as a teacher, even if you accept me as an apprentice, I will What a fuck." The dumb was holding the celery meat bun and was about to deliver it to his mouth. Unexpectedly, Zhang Yuanbao suddenly snatched the bun and stuffed it directly into his mouth.

"Yuanbao, you, you, it's too much to grab something from my hand!" The mute's eyes were ticking, and his eyes were dripping with tears.

"Huh." Zhang Yuanbao ate a big meat bun into his stomach in two bites, then got up and left, originally going to grab the meat bun from the mute bowl. The dumb didn't let Zhang Yuanbao succeed this time. The mute quickly picked up the lunch box, and then took a bite on the meat bun with lightning speed.

Just as Zhang Yuanbao walked out of the canteen, Xie Mingyuan appeared in front of him again, and there was no meat bun left in the basket he was holding. Zhang Yuanbao glared at Xie Mingyuan.

Xie Mingyuan said quickly, "Master, I will come back this afternoon."

"Hey, the bun seller, bring some more buns tomorrow. I won't be steaming rice tomorrow morning, so I just buy your buns." A student saw Zhang Jiaohua eating deliciously, and he was drooling.

Xie Mingyuan was about to scold the student, but when he rolled his eyes, he immediately agreed, "If you want it, you want it. But my meat buns are really made with ingredients, and they sell more expensive than the buns in the town. a little..)