80s Taoism

　　 Liu Biao came back from outside panting, carrying a piece of meat in his hand. The meat looks pretty good at first glance, two-finger thick fat, not many bones on it. Liu Biao himself was triumphant, "Today this meat seller is my buddy. He saw me go and gave me the best meat. You can see that there are no bones on it. My classmate said that there are two pig feet. More than a hundred catties, the fat is as thick as two fingers."

　　 The quality of meat in those years was evaluated based on the thickness of the fat and the amount of bones. Although the pork neck has a lot of fat, the bubbling fat is not what people like. Although lean meat is delicious, it is not a favorite because lean meat has no oily water. For people of that era, oil and water was an extremely important criterion for evaluating meat.

　　 "Hurry up and scald the pigskin. This morning this meal will be rich." Liu Tongmao smiled. The home-cooked meal of two meat dishes is really hearty.

　　 "Unfortunately, the township government only sells meat, but no fish, otherwise the meal will be ready." Liu Biao said regretfully.

　　 "So many dishes are too wasteful. If you have money, you can't spend it like this. How difficult is it to make money now?" Liu Qiaoye complained.

Zhao Lanying chuckled, "No matter how difficult it is to earn money, you have to eat. If it's not for begging flowers, let alone eating meat, you don't know how much foreign debt you have to borrow. The debt will be paid off one day. If Xizi is a little surprised, This house is gone. So beg flower is the great hero of our old Liu family, we have to treat him well. Beg flower, what else do you like to eat, tell your uncle, let your uncle buy it for you."

　　 "Uncle, I like to eat chicken thighs." Zhang Jiaohua smiled.

"That's all right, you will eat the two yellow legs." Looking at Liu Xi's cry, Zhao Lanying smiled, "Xizi will eat it later. This time, killing chickens and selling meat are all for the sake of the begging brother. "

　　 "I and Xizi are only half of them." Zhang Biaohua simply gave a favor and ate it all by himself. How could it be possible? Mother's eyes were staring.

　　 "Hahaha, the relationship between the two brothers is really good." Liu Tongmao said haha.

　　 There are so many people and great strength, and the whole family is out together. This sumptuous breakfast is finally ready.

　　 There are two large bowls of chicken, two large bowls of pork, and two or three dishes for rice. The table of the Eight Immortals is full.

　　 There are exactly eight people in the family, which happens to be full of eight seats.

　　 "Come on, this yellow leg is for the beggar to eat." Liu Biao picked up a chicken leg and put it into Zhang's bowl. Zhang Biaohua was about to grab it with his hands. At this moment, he stretched out a hand from behind and grabbed the chicken legs from Zhang Biaohua's bowl. Zhang Jiaohua was anxious, but when he looked back, he found that a strange adult man had caught the drumstick in his hand.

　　 "Guo Daogui! What are you going to do?" Liu Biao immediately stood up angrily.

"Nothing. I worked so hard to collect your soul, but I didn't get anything. Now you are well. I just came over to settle the account with you. Now that I am catching up with you for breakfast, I happen to have an empty stomach, then I'll talk after breakfast." Guo Daogui put the chicken thigh directly into his mouth.

　　 Zhang was so angry, but he didn't plan to bring the chicken legs back. Guo Daogui's hands were dyingly dirty, black and oily, and the drumsticks passed his hands, and Zhang Biaohua had no appetite anymore. But it's so cheap Guo Daogui is naturally impossible. They all went to their own bowls to grab food, is it tolerable or unbearable? Zhang Jiahua picked up the chopsticks and paused on the table. At this point, it's exquisite. The corners of Zhang Jiaohua's mouth squirmed slightly, and the voice was very small. Even Liu Xi, who was sitting with him, didn't hear clearly.

　　 Guo Daogui didn’t know that he had violated the biggest taboo of the navy. He only ate it in his mouth, and his eyes widened immediately. He accidentally swallowed a large piece of leg meat in one mouthful, and couldn't go down in his throat, nor could he vomit out. Choked!

　　 Except for Zhang Biaohua, no one knew that Zhang Biaohua moved his hands and feet and cast a spell on Guo Daogui. Meishan navy master is stingy, let alone his own bowl, if he uses chopsticks to grab it while eating, others will grab it with him, and he will definitely get stuck when he eats it.

　　 "Shui Shui." Guo Daogui choked up and rolled his eyes, ran to Liu's water tank and directly scooped a scoop of water with a scoop, and poured it down fiercely, trying to flush the chicken in his throat. But Guo Daogui has forgotten a saying: When people are unlucky, drinking cold water will cramp their teeth. Drinking this scoop of water, not only did not wash down the chicken, but even the water was stuck in the throat, making it difficult to breathe.

　　 Then everyone saw something was wrong. Liu Tongmao was quite knowledgeable, and he realized that it was the beggar who was deliberately punishing the other party. But I was worried that this grandson was too young and didn't know the severity, so he said quickly, "Being a flower, don't be too much, it's not a game to kill someone."

　　 "Call the flower?" Zhang Youping and Liu Qiaoye only came to their senses at this time. It turned out that it was their own cubs who were making a ghost.

　　 Guo Daogui is not stupid. After all, he is also a quasi-navalist. Although he has no good skills, he has also seen these things. I hurried to the people on the table and kept asking for mercy~www.wuxiahere.com~, let him go. "Zhang Youping is also worried that he will really kill him.

　　 Zhang called the flower and snorted coldly, and the chopsticks in his hand paused on the table again. Strange to say, when Zhang Jiahua's chopsticks paused on the table, the chicken choked in Guo Daogui's throat slipped. The throat immediately cleared, and the sip of water I had just drunk was swallowed all at once. As a result, Guo Daogui was breathing in a hurry at this time, and some water entered the lungs with the airflow.

　　 Cough cough cough, Guo Daogui was unfortunately choked. Cough violently. The nose and tears were choking. That embarrassing look is really funny.

　　 Everyone turned their eyes to Zhang Jiahua's body again. Zhang Jiaohua was a bit wronged, "It's not me. He choked himself."

　　 Guo Daogui wiped away his tears, and didn't dare to go to the table to fish for oil and water. If this kid casts another spell on him, he doesn't know how to cry.

"Boy, you have a seed, you wait, you wait. I'll invite my brother over. You've crossed the border this time. Lanshexi is my fragrant foot of Guo Daogui. You didn't follow the rules and got me here. Here comes." Guo Daogui pointed at Zhang Jiahua, angrily said.

"Here is your fragrant feet? If you can drink this chopstick, even if I have caught it." Zhang Jiaohua went to the kitchen and took a kitchen knife, cut a chopstick into three pieces, and put it in a bowl of water. middle.

　　 This is the test that Meishan Navy has to pass in order to become a teacher. Zhang Jiaohua saw at a glance that Guo Daogui hadn't been a teacher at all, and Guo Daogui couldn't even see some of the secret gestures of the navy that he made. It can only show that Guo Daogui has not been a teacher at all~www.wuxiahere.com~ Book friends are welcome to visit and read. The latest, fastest and hottest serial works are all at ~www.wuxiahere.com~ mobile phone users, please go to read.