A Lazy Man's Adventure

[author: uuuuh I feel like I'm making my story a cooking recipe hahaha]

After waiting for a couple of hours and Tang San and Xiao Wu is still at the land of dreams, Ye Han started to get hungry. He decided to make steak and french beef stew, So he made a campfire and put a nonstick pan and cooking pot on it, He took out some meat from the abyssal flood dragon's corpse as the concept of time doesn't exist in his inventory. So expirable materials won't rot in his inventory, he seasoned the flood dragon T-bone with salt and black pepper. Ye Han added a 1/2 cup of oil in the pan as he spread the oil by rotating the pan, He waited for a minute before putting his T-bone in the pan.

"hisssssss........"

The T-bone sizzled when it touches the hot oil in the nonstick pan, while this was going on he was multitasking as he added sliced onions and beef chunk that has been diced into cubes into the pot. he stirred it to make onion mix with the beef chunks making it more tender and juicy. A few minutes in, he added butter and rosemary in the nonstick pan as the butter melts he put some of its juice on top of the T-bone making it moist and nuttiness. While doing this he added a cup of flour to the stirred fried sliced onions with beef cubes, he continued to mix it well.

Ye Han added a glass of water and a glass of white wine after adding the liquids he added two tablespoons of tomato paste. He continues to mix it until it was mixed well, he added a hint of black pepper and a pinch of salt with sliced carrots and two bay leaves to remove the smell of wine, He closed the pot and let it cook for an hour. When Ye Han finished doing the beef stew, he continues to make 2 more Abyssal Flood Dragon T-bone Steak for the two sleepyheads.

After an hour of simmer, he opened the pot and the heavenly aroma reach the two sleeping beauties as their eyes and nose twitch when they smelled it. They opened their eyes and saw a blind young man cooking a meal in front of them. Xiao Wu just ask while rubbing her eyes, forgetting their previous situation.

"Xiao Han, what are you cooking? It smells delicious?"

"I'm cooking Beef Carrot Stew and Dragon's T-Bone Steak."

"Dragon?!"

Tang San blurted as he hasn't seen a spirit beast dragon except for the spirit of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan and now his friend is cooking one. He stared at Ye Han as he asks

"Xiao Han, why are you blindfolded? have you become blind?

"No, It's just tiring to open my eyes and when I let girls look at my whole face, they started charging at me :("

Ye Han shuddered as he remembers the time he went out without his big panda eye mask. Ada giggled the moment she saw the scene in his head. He put a table beside the bed as he put the heavenly foods that he made for them, Xiao Wu tried the Beef Carrot stew as her favorite was a carrot, and Tang San tried the T-bone steak as he hasn't eaten a lot for the past couple months.

The moment they ate his food, they started to go to the land of food as they imagine seeing large foods in front of them and a large golden Ye Han with multiple hands carrying pans and etc. Ye Han chuckled as he knew his food was deadly delicious to mortals, He saw them foolishly grin while eating their food. He took a selfie with his picturing orb, Tang San notices the flash and ask

"What was that?"

"uuh, that was taking a picture.."

"Picture?"

Ye Han showed them they're sleeping together moments, the one with them both hugging while Xiao Wu bitting Tang San's neck. The moment they saw this they turned red and steam started to come out from the top of their heads. Ye Han teased them by asking

"So Big bro and Big sis, when is the wedding?"

"Wedding?!!" -both

They lowered their heads as they glance at each other, Tang San fidgeting his hair as Xiao Wu touching her long braided hair. It was only a few minutes before They remembered what situation they were in a few hours ago. Xiao Wu spoke like a machine gun.

"What happened? Why did we faint? Where is Er Ming and Da Ming?"

"Ummn."

Ye Han decided to tell them 95% lie of how they were saved by an unknown master with 5% truth which was when Er Ming and Da Ming went back to their territory to fix the destruction. Xiao Wu and Tang San took the time to ponder and believed Ye Han as they could see the destruction beside them, Ye Han mentally wipe his sweats in his back as he thought

"That was close whew"

They all enjoyed their lunch with relief, as unknown to them a lot of clans started to go extinct. Tang San said to Ye Han

"By the way Xiao Han, after you left our school has migrated in a new territory."

"Really?! I wanna see the new school, as I'm an alumnus now :D"

Tang San finally remember this little brother of his was the first one who graduated before the whole Shrek monster, which made him question Ye Han's background. But decided not to ask as he was their friend and he always help them when they were in trouble. They went back to the New Shrek Academy to which they will be reunited with their friends.