A Lazy Man's Adventure

[author: Ye Han, our main character is a side character for this part. Also, first time reaching 2k words]

Lunchtime at the Shrek Academy, there are two people riding a horse slowly going inside the school. This was Mubai and Zhuqing, they have just arrived and was expecting a happy reunion with the whole gang. Mubai shouted happily

"SHREK! I'M BACK! HAHAHA... I ALREADY SEEN THROUGH SMALL TRICKS LIKE THESE YOU GUYS CAN COME OUT NOW...."

"Self Affectionate!...."

An invisible arrow shot through Mubai's heart when he heard her future wife said that. Mubai sighed as he helps her get down from the horse, suddenly the door opens as Yu Xiaogang appears and said

"You just got back at the right time!"

"Huh?"

Mubai was gonna ask why, but suddenly a real arrow appears and it was shot towards him. He titled his head to the right as he grabs the moving arrow, Zhuqing shouted while their horses ran away.

"Where were they shot from?"

"What's happening?"

Yu Xiaogang just stared at them silently as a numerous arrow was shot towards them, Mubai went to the side to evade the arrows as Zhuqing jumps backward to dodge them. The cause of this shotting arrows was hiding with Tang San using the Vast Sea Cosmic Shroud, Oscar and Hongjun were arguing while shooting arrows at the lovebirds.

"Fatty, your aim sucks! Shoot more to the left!"

"No, your aim sucks! It's to the right!"

"I just want to test out this ability....." - Tang San

Tang San didn't know what to say as Oscar and Hongjun just continued shooting arrows with their Zhuge Crossbow. Mubai and Zhuqing starts breaking the arrows as Hongjun commanded Tang San

"Quick! Xiao San expand the barrier a little more close to him! I'm going to attack him!"

"Are you sure?"

"Do it! We don't always get this chance ." -Oscar

Tang San was speechless as he said

"Alright, good luck to you guys..."

The Vast Sea Protective Barrier was expanding closely as Hongjun went in with a brush. He smiled as he was in front of Mubai looking very attentive to where the arrows were shooting, but before Hongjun gets to put a drawing on Mubai's face. The barrier's range decrease as Tang San control wasn't that high yet. Mubai glared at the stiff Hongjun as he beats him to death, Zhuqing, on the other hand, was holding Hongjun crossbow as she said

"Fatty, can't shoot a lot of this hidden weapon arrow...There is an accomplice!"

Oscar tried to hide his crossbow, but Zhuqing was faster as she glared at Oscar with killing intent. she charges as she gave them both a dozen of punch combo. Tang San smiles as he welcomed Mubai.

"Welcome Home, you guys!"

Tang San talk about Mubai as Ye Han arrives in the scene with Bai Chenxiang and Rongrong, Yu Xiaogang smiles as he said

"Concealing your tracks, Hiding from wind and waves. With that item, all the danger throughout the journey will greatly decrease! Since that is the case, Prepare to leave after a week from now."

"What?! Only a week? I got to start packing!!"

Ye Han and the other chuckles as Tang San and Mubai chatted about how his father accepted their request of going to this dangerous journey, to which he agreed as they settled Mubai and Zhuqing wedding. But because of tradition, He has to pick a trial to marry Zhuqing. Rongrong overheard their conversation and began to worry as she stares at the beat-up Oscar laying on the ground.

A week later, they were in front of the gates of the Shrek Academy as Bai Chenxiang hugs Bai He, because the journey was dangerous and it would uncertain if she would return alive or not. Hongjun taunted as he said

"But we won't be able to return in a few days, we might even just die there..."

"WAAAAA!" -both

Both of them cried louder as they heard his statement, Rongrong and Zhuqing pointed at him and said

"Scram!"

To which he just stick his tongue out as he pouted. Oscar, on the other hand, was waiting for someone. A few minutes later, Yu Xiaogang, Ning Fengzhi, and Chen Xin arrives as Ning Fengzhi said

"We have come to see you off with a gift..."

"gift?" -everyone

"Yes, We have discussed that since you guys are leaving for a very far journey, we have to gift you something." - Yu Xiaogang

"What's the gift?"

"A battle!" -Chen Xin

"Ah!? "-Hongjun

"Rongrong do you still remember the clan's rule? If someone from the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile wants to marry an auxiliary system, they have to defeat a titled douluo together!" -Ning Fengzhi

They went to the forest behind the Shrek Academy as Yu Xiaogang said

"It's your luck to battle a titled douluo, this would increase your enlightenment and battle pressure which will be your greatest wealth."

"Little O, Don't be nervous alright."

"Hehe, Uncle Ning I'm not nervous, I'm trembling from excitement."

"I see, well before you guys leave today, I need to see that the man I entrust my daughter to is a man with strength, conviction, and partners!"

Ye Han smiled as they saw the father in law and son in law talk, He went in front of the group as he did a wushu greeting as he said

"Let's begin!"

"Indeed! I'm coming!"

Chen Xin took a sip of his tea as a powerful whirlwind pops out from his body, Bai He notices Bai Chenxiang not ready. He shouted

"Xiang Xiang!"

"AH!"

Bai Chenxiang flew as Xiao Wu uses her hair to grab her. She used her spirit ability Invincible Golden Body as she covered both of them. Bai Chenxiang stands up as she saw everyone was just standing still even with a powerful wind going through them. Ye Han shouted as he charges

"DO IT!"

Ye Han equipped an a.d.u.l.t size Panda onesie as he charges, Tang San and the gang integrated with their spirit as Zhuqing and Mubai followed Ye Han and went in for a hand to hand combat. Zhuqing activated her spirit ability doppelganger as a dozen of clone with 80% of the user's power charges with them. Chen Xin summoned his Seven Kill Sword as he released an air pressure from his slash, Zhuqing and Mubai flew away as Ye Han slowed from his charge, he limited his whole ability to the physical body of a titled douluo and his self created spirit abilities.

Chen Xin slashes through the air and released a strong air pressure which Ye Han countered with his fist, he smiles as Chen Xin only notices Tang San with his Blue Silver Emperor Tyrant Spear falling on top of his head. At this moment Chen Xin turned a bit serious as he activated his spirit ability and used Sword Shadow Sudden Stab, which made the ground below him explode with air pressure. Tang San and Ye Han were pushed back as they supported each other. Ye Han shouted while making his Panda Onesie expand like a balloon

"DO IT!"

Tang San used Ye Han's Panda Onesie that is expanding, he flies charging with his Blue Silver Emperor Tyrant Spear toward Chen Xin the second time as the panda onesie deflated. Tang San activated his darkening and Blue Silver Domain which increased his control and the durability of his Blue Silver Emperor. Chen Xin snorted as he instantly breaks his spear just by thrusting his sword towards it. But suddenly as Tang San was pushed back, Chen Xin's surrounding turned into flames as someone shouted

"HAHAH ALL THOSE BEFORE ARE JUST DISTRACTION! THIS IS THE REAL ATTACK!"

Hongjun uses his Phoenix Meteor Shower as he throws a bunch of burning meteors toward Chen Xin, Mubai also used his spirit ability White Tiger Meteor Shower as a bunch of shining light attack Chen Xin. Hongjun shouted with anger in his eyes

"DIE! YOU OLD LONG EYEBROW MONTER!"

Ye Han was speechless as Rongrong and the others put their hand in their mouth as they gasp, Chen Xin on the other hand, disperses all their attacks with his sword slash. He sat down as he took a sip of his tea with his eyebrows twitching. He grabs his sword as he said with a serious expression.

"Fine! Since you guys are so keen on the battle, I teach you guys a thing or two..."

"IT'S FATTY WHO SCOLDED YOU; IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH US!"

"DAMN BOSS DAI YOU TRAITOR!!"

Mubai shouted anxiously as Hongjun whimpered while shouting, Chen Xin raises his sword as he said

"First Move! Sword Slash without edge!"

Multiple Pink Sword Energy charges toward Rongrong and Oscar, They smiled as Rongrong buffed Oscar with tons of buff. Oscar said

"Let's do this! Xiao Bai!"

"Immp!"

Xiao Bai grew into a white ape king, as he uses his ability Ape King Hundred Breaking Punches! Oscar replicated his attack as he did the same. Ye Han went behind them as he knew they would fly if he didn't catch them after they try to deflect the sword slashes. The two of the sword slash was deflected but the other sword slashes made them fly away, but Ye Han caught them instantly as he put the two of them down to the ground. Oscar said

"Thanks Xiao Han!"

Chen Xin looks at Oscar as he said

"Wanting to marry the successor of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile! You are still far from it! Oscar, If you and your companions can hurt me or damage any of my possession in these 3 moves, You win!"

Chen Xin used his second attack the seven emotions which materialized a few dozen of swords. The sword flew and attacks all of them, Xiao Wu and Zhuqing evades them as Tang San and the others tried deflecting them. Chen Xin said

"The pressure will constantly increase, until the realm of a titled douluo. If you can't survive this then give up!"

"This pressure is nothing!" -Mubai

The sword started to increase their speed as the became bigger, Ye Han just grabbed two swords the flew towards him and used them to block the other flying sword charging towards him. Xiao Wu and Rongrong started evading but failed as they slip and fell down. Ye Han arrives in front of them as he said

"Expand!"

His Panda Onesie inflated like a giant balloon and deflected all the flying swords coming to them, Rongrong and Xiao Wu said

"Thanks Xiao Han!"

Tang San activated his death god domain as the pressure of the sword was increasing, Mubai started to dodge as he couldn't deflect the flying swords going behind him. Oscar, on the other hand, was using his spirit ability to replicate Mubai's White Tiger Shield Body Barrier as the fly swords speed was increasing that it was hard to deflect. Rongrong look at Oscar with worried eyes as she said

"Oscar Give up already!"

"Stop joking! I will not miss a good chance like this, If I give up now, What kind of a man would I be and How would I be able to marry you!"

Ning Fengzhi nodded with satisfaction as he thought "My son in law has guts and conviction." Tang San was gonna help oscar, but was stopped by Ye Han as he said

"Don't b.u.t.t in, This is Oscar's moment to shine."

Oscar kept on dodging, but after the pressure increased into the same rank as Dugu Bo. He finally couldn't take it as he overused his replicate ability and used White Tiger Meteor Shower, which reflected all the flying swords charging towards him to the ground. He said with a smile

"it's my turn to counter-attack!"

Oscar ate a stimulating sausage and a recovering sausage which recovered his spirit energy and increased his attributes by 10%, he activated his replicate ability to transform into Evil Phoenix Mode. Oscar activated his spirit bone ability mirror doppelganger and used a replicated ability Phoenix Meteor Shower which made a couple of dozen burning meteors falling on top of Chen Xin's head. Chen Xin puts the cup down as he said

"As an Auxillary system, your attacks have already exceeded my imagination. But it can end now! FINAL MOVE!"

Chen Xin deflected all the meteor showered as he throws his seven kill sword toward Oscar's stomach, the seven kill sword hits Oscar with its handle as he falls to the ground. Oscar cough as he said

"Did I still fail?"

"Little O....."

Rongrong has tears in her eyes as she looks at Oscar, Mubai tried to lessen his depression mood as he said

"Don't worry, Next time we definitely help you till the end."

"Bro, your attacks could already be counted as an attack system. It's very impressive! " -Ye Han

"But its no use...." -Oscar

"Don't feel dejected, these attacks...Indeed has some uses." -Chen Xin

"The Cup is empty!" -Tang San

"Although you didn't injure me, you evaporated the cup of tea that counts as a damaging an item of mine. You guys won."

Oscar was stunned and didn't know how to react as Mubai and Hongjun jumps toward him and gave him a man hug, Xiao Wu hugs Rongrong as Rongrong wipes the tears in her eyes. Xiao Wu said

"Do you want to give him a kiss in front of everyone?"

"If oscar treats you badly....I kill him!" - Zhuqing

Xiao Wu gives her a thumbs-up as they watch their man tease Oscar.