Chapters 9-14

9

I didn’t respond for a long time.

Shen Qiaowei: Do you want to delete me again?

Me: ……

Me: That was my friend from before! !

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Shen Qiaowei: Oh.

I cried.

This person seems to have seen right through me! And he also knows my name!

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R oyp vyjld ycynj, yde iwknjzu qswde vbl zyatl taswr nbyv qsa vbl pnbssz hszwdvlla taswr.

Fbld Ckysolk oyp kdelle kd kv.

Gde xu dknjdyxl kd vbl taswr oyp – Fsrbsxsal – Onsdsxknp – Uwk Zkdtukdt.

R bye nyznwzyvle lhlauvbkdt, ulv R byed’v nyznwzyvle vbyv ol olal kd vbl pyxl taswr nbyv.

R vssj y ellr calyvb yde oldv pvayktbv kdvs vbl vsrkn.

Me: Classmate Shen, so how should we resolve this matter?

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Shen Qiaowei: Is there a common required class1 for your major this afternoon?

Me: It seems so.

Shen Qiaowei: I also have that same class.

Me: What do you mean…

Me: Don’t say that…

Me: During the common required class, you want me to…

Shen Qiaowei: Yes.

Me:

 Can you let me live?

Me: Can I refuse?

Shen Qiaowei: No.

Me: ……

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I wanted to cry but there were no tears.

God, what evil did I do to cause me to encounter this kind of situation that rendered me speechless?

10

Crying is crying, venting is venting, I had to take the underwear to go running.

F*ck, it even rhymes.

In the afternoon, I secretly stuffed the small cloth bag with the underwear into my school bag. I then fully armed myself and ran into the lecture hall just before class was about to start.

Xiaozhen waved at me, “Yingying, I’m here.”

I lowered the brim of my hat and ran towards Xiaozhen like a thief.

After sitting down, I took a deep breath.

This seat was in the middle of the classroom. I looked around to the left and didn’t see Shen Qiaowei; I looked around to the right, I still didn’t see Shen Qiaowei.

Me: ? ? ?

Didn’t he say that he would attend this class with us? Was he just mocking me?

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At this moment, I received a WeChat message.

Shen Qiaowei: Classmate Cui Yingying, you didn’t wear your glasses again.

I was baffled.

Me: I did wear them, I have contact lenses.

Shen Qiaowei: …

Shen Qiaowei: Then I suggest you to go check your eyesight again, the degree may have risen.

F*ck, how did he know that the degrees on my contact lenses weren’t high enough?

Last year, the sales on the 18th of June2 were too good, I accidentally bought too much, and I still hadn’t finished using them up even until now.

I was thinking about how to gracefully shun him for playing tricks on me when Xiaozhen suddenly shook me.

She said with excitement, “Yingying, do you think that is Shen Qiaowei? He has been staring at us!”

“Where?”

“The second-to-last row behind you to the right.”

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I turned around stiffly, and in that position, I saw Shen Qiaowei leaning on the backrest and looking over with a meaningful smile.

“Yingying, he’s so handsome, so handsome, so handsome! He keeps looking over here, is he looking at us? He must be! Ahhhhh!!!”

Sorry Xiaozhen, you are going to be disappointed.

He is looking at his underwear.

Looking eagerly.

11

On WeChat.

Shen Qiaowei: See me now?

Me: ……

Me: Sorry classmate Shen, I was wrong, I was blind and didn’t see the handsome guy!

Wait, there seems to be something wrong.

Me: How do you know what I look like?

Me: You don’t know me, right?

Shen Qiaowei: Since you entered the classroom, your friend kept calling your name. I’m not deaf.

Me: ……

This explanation seemed to make sense.

He shouldn’t be able to recognize me, right? In case he recognized that I was the “female pervert” who had gone into the wrong dressing room…

Me: Classmate Shen, do you think I look familiar?

Shen Qiaowei: Familiar.

My heart was beating like thunder.

Shen Qiaowei: A common face.

Me: ……

So angry, this person actually had a poisonous tongue!

Me: When will I give you the thing?

Shen Qiaowei: After class.

Just when I was arguing with Shen Qiaowei, the teacher started class, but me, the unlucky person, didn’t pay attention at all.

It wasn’t until the old professor took out the roll and called my name, did I stand up with a dazed expression.

Was it the roll call?

“I’m here!”

The whole class roared with laughter.

Xiaozhen poked me: “Answer the question…”

I took a closer look, and there really was a multiple-choice question on the slide.

I asked in a low voice, “What do I choose?”

Xiaozhen: “I don’t know…”

Just when I was about to guess one randomly, the phone screen turned on.

Shen Qiaowei: Choose B.

I roared excitedly: “Choose B!”

12

It was only the second day of knowing him, but I had already experienced the benefits of knowing a top student.

After the teacher asked me to sit down, I quickly responded.

Me: I carry a grateful heart, thank you for being there.

Shen Qiaowei: Just return the thing to me.

Me: No problem!

If I knew what would happened later, I definitely would not have set this “flag” for myself.

After class, I asked Xiaozhen and the others to go back first.

Just as I took out the small cloth bag from my bag, Xiaozhen came back again: “Yingying.”

I was so scared that I hid the small cloth bag under the book. Afraid that Xiaozhen would see it, I hurriedly pulled her out of the classroom: “What’s the matter?”

“I signed up for volunteering this Saturday, but I just found out that my period is coming. You know that I have menstrual cramps, can you…”

I just wanted to send Xiaozhen away: “Okay, I’ll go for you.”

“Great, thank you Yingying, I will send you the time and place.”

I thought as I walked back to my seat. Shen Qiaowei was also in the volunteer group, would he…

There wouldn’t be such a coincidence…

Wouldn’t…

Then, I discovered that the small cloth bag on the table was missing.

13

Me: Classmate Shen, where are you?

Shen Qiaowei: Toilet.

Me: Sorry, sorry, sumimasen3!

Shen Qiaowei: ?

Me: Your underwear went missing.

Me:

 A strong man’s tears

Shen Qiaowei:…

14

After Shen Qiaowei returned to the classroom, we stared at each other, one with big eyes and the other with small eyes.

I was the one with big eyes.

Me: “I just put it on the table, and now it’s gone!”

Shen Qiaowei: “You put my underwear…”

The classmates who hadn’t left cast their inquisitive gazes over.

I hurriedly covered his mouth: “Can you keep your voice down?”

Shen Qiaowei pulled out my hand and lowered his voice: “…directly on the table?”

I was too worked up just now and had used my hands directly.

I realized later that his lips seemed to be soft…

Shen Qiaowei: “Cui Yingying.”

I suddenly regained consciousness.

Shen Qiaowei raised his eyebrows: “Explain please?”

“No, I put it in a small cloth bag, but now it’s gone, look!” I picked up the book on the table and went under the table again, “It’s gone, it’s really gone.”

I squatted on the ground, trying to look up at him, but there was a “duang” sound and I hit my forehead.

“F…” The word “f*ck” was about to come out, but I suddenly hit the brakes and now there was a Chinese knot in my tongue, “I, I, I, it hurts…”

F*ck, it hurt too much.

Shen Qiaowei looked down at me and suddenly smiled.

“Is it so funny that I hit my head?”

“You look like a puppy.”

“Classmate Shen, if you want to scold me, just say it straight up, you don’t have to beat around the bush.”

I was so angry, if it wasn’t because I owed this person a pair of underwear worth 360RMB, I would definitely turn on him on the spot!

Hmph!

“I raise a puppy, and the reaction when you hit your head is very similar to it, look.” Then, he took out his phone and showed me the video of the puppy.

I couldn’t help but lean over and watch the puppy video with Shen Qiaowei.

After watching….

Ah, how could there be such a cute creature in this world!

Shen Qiaowei said that I was like a puppy, so he must have been complimenting me for being cute!

Wait, did I forget something?

“Classmate Shen, do I transfer money to you or…”

“To buy my underwear?”

I covered his mouth again, “I already said to speak softer!”

Fortunately, everyone in the classroom was almost gone, no one noticed the commotion over on our side.

This time Shen Qiaowei didn’t take my hand away.

He looked at me and suddenly smiled, his brows and eyes turned downwards, full of smiles.

He was so f*cken handsome.

I suddenly blushed, and instantly took away the hand covering his mouth.

“I’ll tell you once I’ve thought about it.”

“What is there to deliberate for?”

Shen Qiaowei picked up his schoolbag and waved at me: “Sorry, I have decidophobia.”

As soon as I went back to the dormitory, I was feeling dejected. Then, I saw Xiaozhen all worked up, “Yingying, big news! It’s about Shen Qiaowei!”

“……what?”

Could it be that me stealing…bah!.. stealing his underwear was exposed?

“Someone left a message on the forum, saying that they had just seen Shen Qiaowei act intimately with a girl in the classroom. They also put their heads together to look at his phone. It is estimated that it’s definitely his girlfriend. Ah, so sad, he actually has a girlfriend…”

I was really speechless. Was it costless to spread rumors now?

No, how come I was always becoming a “famous character” on campus these past two days? From a “female pervert” who stole underwear, to Shen Qiaowei’s “girlfriend”.

This may just be life.

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