A Veteran of the Hero Academy

The earth god was absurd.

When I thought of the points I had poured out on that child, my anger soared to the end of my head.

When the other gods divided into ten people and invested, he put himself in one.

Are you trying to take it away?

I don’t know what kind of god is behind that dog bone, but if caught, I’ll punish you.

I’ll show you why I’m an earth god.

To chastise is to chastise, but for now, that was the problem.

At this rate, it was clear that he would be eliminated from the ‘regular incarnation saint making contest’.

If you are eliminated from this competition, which only comes once in a hundred years, you will not have a chance to earn big points for a while.

Of course, as one of the most successful gods, he consistently receives big points, but it was not compared to the amount he received as a prize money for winning.

That’s why the gods take care of the incarnation with such unfocused eyes.

Was it the problem that I chose without looking at my personality too much in the first place?

‘When choosing an incarnation, potential is important, but personality is also important. Because later…’

I remembered what the wind god had told me a while ago.

At that time, the earth god snorted at the wind god’s words.

At that time, the incarnations of the wind god were not able to get out of the bottom, so they ridiculed them as being like a loser’s comfort.

But what is this about you now?

Hwashin, who poured all the points, fell for the strange guy.

okay.

Being a living creature, I understand even falling in love with another creature.

but what god?

What kind of dog bone is this?

After licking the semen of that garbage man, why the hell did he come to such a conclusion all of a sudden?

For the first time since the earth god was born, my head hurt to the point of throbbing.

Even during the great famine 50 years ago, my head didn’t hurt this much.

I couldn’t even imagine how much that disgusting sea god would make fun of me if I fell out like this.

No no.

That should never happen.

The earth god hastily checked the remaining points.

With this amount of points, it is enough to send the oracle a few times.

The points that had already been piled up like a mountain at the previous harvest day event had already been smashed into Hwashin.

Where can I get some more?

Looking around, everyone was busy checking their incarnations.

yes he was

The earth god checked his attire.

The nice dress I bought last time I won my bet will help my credit.

I remembered and imitated the laughter of a merchant I had seen in the earthly world one day.

Got it – perfect.

The earth god, who clapped and clapped, cautiously headed towards the goal.

The target is a green lover tree god covered in green.

According to his characteristics, he was a god who had an amicable relationship with the earth god.

The earth god coughed in vain in front of the snowy tree god who seemed to be looking at the incarnation.

Soon, the tree god’s focus returned and he looked back at the earth god.

What happened-?

The less talkative tree god questioned the earth god with his eyes.

The earth god said with the smile of the merchant he had practiced earlier.

“Give me some points- I’ll pay you back soon-“

Earth God admired himself for his perfect performance.

The tree god narrowed his eyes.

The earth god was bewildered by the unexpected reaction of the tree god.

What, weren’t we that best friend?

I heard all the rumors-

The tree god spoke with his eyes.

“What rumors?”

you’re leaving-

The round eyes of the tree god blinked and blinked.

“Nagari-? What?! Who is that! What kind of bastard!”

The earth god jumped.

The wooden god pointed a finger to one side.

The angry earth god sees there.

I saw the unlucky blue bitch looking at her with her arms crossed.

wow-

Sea god – this immoral bitch.

“This dog-bone-like fish?!”

The earth god gave his eyes a lot of strength.

“Why-? Is there a lie in my words?”

The sea god smiled leisurely.

“Why am I going out, I’m going out!”

“Aren’t you Nagari? You said that your incarnation was stolen by another human being.”

Foot- Even if I lose it to a human-

The sea god quietly added.

“Is this fish?! Come on!”

“What can I do? Without an incarnation?”

The two of us are fighting again – Those things are called gods.

leave it alone It’s not even once or twice, but only when there are children who are inferior to that level, we can shine.

The two stopped fighting when they heard noises around them.

Yeah, because I’m higher than him-

They turned around thinking the same thing.

“Well, I’m sure this race will be eliminated anyway… If you’re bored, take a look at my incarnation. If you’re doing really well, then my incarnation.”

The sea god politely covered his mouth with his hand and laughed.

The earth god ignored the sea god’s words and turned away.

I can’t lose to that dog-bone fish.

I have to figure out a way somehow.

Calculating the remaining points, the earth god’s head was busy.

Yeah, let’s scare that dog-bones bastard and drive him out.

Originally, humans were terrified of God’s words, which had no effect, and either waged wars or sacrificed their lives.

So, do I directly issue an oracle to him?

It was good in his eyes that he was afraid to take advantage and run away.

The earth god realized once more that his head was superior to the other gods, and smiled contentedly.

The earth god coughed and cleared his throat.

What should I do to get rid of it?

The earth god, who had an interesting idea, smiled and prepared the oracle.

***

In the end, I was only released after losing even a drop of my energy to Vicky.

This can’t be done twice.

No matter how great Vicky’s body is, he can’t do it anymore.

He closed his eyes on the bed covered in blood.

The room was filled with the smell of blood, sweat, and a strange smell, but there was no energy left to move.

“Pervert-? Are you okay?”

I heard that vicious Vicky’s voice.

“I’m sleeping…”

I fainted in the middle of speaking.

When I woke up again, I was moved to another room.

A white blanket was covered on a clean white bed.

When I saw that my body was so soft, it looked like I had even washed it.

The clothes were still worn.

Ugh, I feel like I have no strength in my body.

Could it be that I lost my vitality?

Actually, Vicky was a monster.

I moved my weak legs thinking that I might die if I stayed here longer.

When I put my feet on the floor, I stumbled slightly.

Stay alert.

You can’t die here.

How could you move with such strength in your legs?

Of course, his legs were shaking like a newborn animal.

I walked slowly and quietly.

As I opened the door, I saw a familiar hallway.

This is a room on the first floor.

It was the room across from Vicky’s room.

Is Vicky still in the room?

The whole building was quiet.

I quietly walked towards the door.

When you finally reach the living room with the bright lights on.

“Wake up-? Eat.”

Vicky’s voice was soft enough to be unsuitable.

I forcibly turned my head, which was not turning, to check the side where the voice was coming from.

The table was really full of food.

It looked comparable to a full course in a high-end restaurant.

And on the other side of it, Vicky, who was naked and wore only an apron, was sitting there.

Why is he not wearing clothes?

Due to its catastrophic size, Vicky’s side breasts protruding from the side of the apron were terrifying.

I sat down, avoiding my gaze.

Yes, if you eat it, you should eat it.

He moved the fork with a trembling hand.

“Ah- I don’t have the energy yet.”

Vicky smiled softly and stood up.

Why wake up! scared! Don’t come, stay there.

uh! Do not come!

Vicky sat down next to me.

Vicky took my fork and fed the food to my mouth.

His appearance was so sweet that I wondered if it was someone other than Vicky.

“Vicky-?”

“yes?”

Seeing the red eyes blinking and answering, it seemed that Vicky was right.

“no.”

I quietly took the food that Vicky brought to my mouth.

“Foot- what?”

Vicky smiled a little and fed me diligently.

It’s a root that grows only in those deep mountains, so it’s good for men.

With a small whisper, Vicky fed me the seasoned root.

yes-?

It’s good for men who grow up in the sea to the east.

Vicky fed me raw seafood this time.

Is this something strange?

This is a juice made from a healing potion, drink it – it’s good for energy recovery.

Vicky handed me a red liquid.

please f*ck off

“How are you-? Is your energy back?”

Vicky looked at me with the eyes of a beast watching its prey and smiled.

no-

I shook my head desperately.

If I add here, I could die. Really.

“Huh- Then try this too. These are Orc balls that Dwarves often eat. They’re so good for men-“

Vicky’s other hand was holding my head and stuffing the food.

I really hate to eat this.

Of course, Vicky had already stuffed it into my mouth regardless of my will.

Vicky, what the f*ck do you think of me?

“stop-!”

I called out for a special move.

stop!

“Pervert. I told you. I don’t listen to other people.”

I don’t listen to men anymore…

Vicky smiled red and pushed everything on the table to the side.

You could hear the plates fall to the ground and crack, but Vicky didn’t care.

Vicky’s red eyes shone ominously.

Why are you like this all of a sudden-

Vicky picked me up and put me on the table.

I clenched my pants in fear.

“I ate rice, so I should eat dessert.”

Vicky grinned red as he gripped my pants roughly.

save people!

I’m Not Dessert Damn it!

There was no reason in Vicky’s eyes.

– Oh, can you hear me? I am the earth god I put an oracle on you, a foolish human.

What the hell, it’s because I’m busy right now.

-What?! I am the earth god…

Shut up because I feel like I’m going to die right now.

– Such a blasphemous human like a dog bone!!!

Come on, f*ck it.

***

In the end, I was tormented by Vicky all night and was only released the next day.

I must have been overwhelmed at first.

Maybe I fell for Vicky’s scheme.

I moved my immovable leg by forcing it with force.

My Molgol was no different from that of a loser.

I am the king of mating…

I was able to make my way to the dormitory by moving slowly and busily.

won’t go in

I’m just going to faint in my room today.

You can’t eat rice.

As I slowly approached the room with a swollen dream, someone was standing in front of my room.

He forced his eyes to keep out of focus to check who it was.

A perfect look that makes you feel as if there is light all around you with straight blonde hair in a braid.

It must have been my brother-in-law who was a melon bread addict.

Kiana’s expression looked anxious.

“private residence…?”

He said with a forceful movement of his mouth that did not fall.

“Ah! The priest was here too. Why did you leave the hospital so soon. Get some rest.”

Kiana found me and smiled brightly.

“How did it happen?”

But why is Kiana here at this time?

became anxious

“But why does the priest look like that? It’s like someone who escaped from being imprisoned somewhere.”

Kiana looked at him worriedly.

I’ve been raped by Vicky all day! I couldn’t even shout.

“I guess that still has aftereffects. I’m a little tired. Haha”

He was desperately holding back the tears that were about to come out of his eyes as he spoke.

“Ah- that’s right. Don’t overdo it and rest. Have you been exercising since morning?”

Kiana put on a great expression.

There was no need to reveal the truth.

“Because I’ve been lying in bed for a long time, I’m feeling nauseous. Haha”

But why do tears keep coming out?

“Yeah. Still thinking about the body-“

“But why is your sister-in-law here?”

“ah…”

Kiana bit her lip.

Why the f*ck is Kiana reacting like that?

“That… Master wants to bring a priest.”

Kiana said looking at her with apologetic eyes.

That crazy old man?

why?

“I was very angry at the news that my father passed out because his disciple was beaten. He said that he would start training in hell from today… haha…”

Kiana laughed shyly.

Damn, is that a matter of going to haha now?

In the first place, that crazy old man’s training itself was hell, but he said he put hell on it himself?

It must have been a training I couldn’t stand.

Yes, I’ve learned enough.

I have nothing more to learn.

I will descend. You’re a crazy old man.

She opened her mouth to speak, but Kiana spoke first.

“When Master is like this, it’s better to just follow along. There was a brother-in-law who ran away from hell training in the past-“

Kiana couldn’t finish her words and looked into the distance with dim eyes.

No, don’t talk shit, why are you looking at a distant place all of a sudden?

what the f*ck? It looks like you’re looking at the sky, boy?

In the end, again, I had no choice.

My physical condition is already the worst, can I survive the hell training?

“Don’t worry about the class, Priest. I’ll tell you everything.”

Kiana gently tapped my shoulder.

Classes were no longer a concern for me.

Survival is the problem.

No matter how much I thought about it, there was no way out.

“Let’s just pack up and go.”

Even if you have to leave right now.

I can’t even walk properly right now.

I can’t stand it in this state.

And the crazy old man wasn’t generous enough to tolerate the invincible.

I had to somehow get my body back on track.

“Then could you please call Sister Andrea for me? I want to heal my condition a little bit.”

I looked at Kiana with the most desperate expression possible.

“Eh, don’t worry. I’ll bring you back even if I faint. I’m packing my stuff.”

Kiana said, pounding her chest.

Thanks to this, Kiana’s plump breasts were shaken, but now I no longer have any remaining s*xual desire.

But why do you stun that innocent and kind nun? just bring it

I greeted Kiana and entered the room.

The room was neatly cleaned.

who cleaned it

As I looked around the room, I saw a small jewelry box on the desk.

what? Next to the jewel box was an inscription written in crooked letters.

‘Eat – Always love Aiden’s Luna’

Ah, Luna left it.

But usually, if the owner of the room isn’t there, don’t you just leave it at the door?

Of course, Luna could understand.

eat it anyway

When I opened the jewelry box, there was a bead the size of a fingertip that smelled fragrant.

I checked it by hand and found nothing.

Can I trust Luna and eat it?

I suddenly remembered that it was Luna who gave me the Luna sword.

And thanks to you, I became stronger.

Then maybe I can trust you one more time.

He carefully brought the beads to his mouth.

He paused for a moment, then closed his eyes tightly and put the marble in his mouth.

The marble melted as soon as it entered the mouth.

What is this, like cotton candy?

That was then.

It felt like my body was about to explode.

motherf*cker.

In an instant, a star exploded in front of her, and an explosion occurred inside her body.

It was the first time in my life that I felt the greatest pain I had ever felt.

‘You must be alert! boy!’

Thanks to the sword’s words, my mind came back a little.

what the f*ck is this

bang-

ugh-

An explosion occurred inside the body once more.

‘It’s called my podium. When absorbed, the total amount of energy is increased in an instant, but if you eat the inner altar with an overflowing amount, your body may explode! You have to hold on tight, boy!’

kinda freaking out.

That Luna gave it to me, but I ate too much.

But regret is always too late, no matter how early.

bang-

Another explosion occurred in his body.

How do you wake up in this pain?

‘slowly…’

The voice of the sword was heard from far away.

Damn is this the end?

You say that when you come back alive, your body explodes and you die?

It’s so damn embarrassing.

– It’s annoying. I’ll have to help you this time. Pain is my specialty.

Yeah, I don’t know who the f*ck is, but do something.

– Stay away for a moment.

After hearing the voice, I felt like I was being pushed back.

what’s here

Suddenly, I was in a dark room.

Fortunately, I no longer felt the terrible pain that had tormented me before.

“It’s the first time we’ve met like this, boy.”

He turned his head to the familiar voice.

There stood a handsome man with blond hair.

“Nice to meet you. Boy. Haha”

A handsome blond man who looked like a brave man greeted me with a big smile.

What the hell are you pretending to know?