Accidentally Became a Taoist

     "Master, are you really sure?"

    Hang up the phone, Chen Ming is still a little worried.

    In the living room stood a thin middle-aged man wearing a Taoist robe and carrying a long sword. This man's dress is somewhat similar to Bai Shuhe.

    Chen Ming suffered a loss in Bai Shuhe's hands some time ago, and then calmed down and thought about it carefully, thinking that Bai Shuhe was probably possessed by some kind of monster.

    In the past half month, he listened to what the other party said, and asked him to be obedient, without refuting a word.

    Don't think he's compromising, he's just secretly thinking about how to get rid of demons. When he had a little spare time, he pondered this matter and searched various news on the Internet.

    He found that Bai Shuhe didn't seem to care where he went. When he is not at work, he goes to places where there may be senior people.

    After searching many places, I finally selected the Taoist priest in front of me. He chose the other party, but when he was climbing a certain mountain, he accidentally bumped into this person with real skills. Although he couldn't fly to the ground, he could jump very far in one step, and with a single sword, he could easily cut off a tree stump with a smooth opening.

    After contact, the other party learned that his wife might be possessed by a demon, so he followed him to see.

    Now the whole room is covered with talisman paper, only the door is left.

    When Bai Shuhe came in, he closed the door with his backhand, and then put the last talisman on the door. According to what the Taoist priest said, if the other party is some kind of monster, he will never be able to escape such a net, and he can use it on the spot to help his real wife regain her body.

    "You can rest assured, as long as the other party is really possessed by demons and ghosts, they will definitely not escape the heavenly and earthly net array that I have carefully arranged."

    This Taoist priest, named Lingxuzi, does know some Taoism. I have also caught some evil spirits and monsters. They are more upright and moral. After listening to Chen Ming’s words, what he said is very real, and he came here without thinking much.

    Chen Ming wanted to say something, the sound of the key being drilled sounded, he and Lingxuzi looked at each other and hurried to the door.

    As soon as she arrived at the door, Bai Shuhe just opened the door.

    Chen Ming quickly showed a smile and took her shoes: "Shuhe, you are back, change your shoes, the food is ready, come and eat."

    Bai Shuhe changed her shoes and was gently pushed in by Chen Ming. She heard the sound of closing the door urgently, and when she turned around, she saw the back of the door where Chen Ming had posted a talisman.

    "What are you doing?" A slightly cool tone sounded, causing Chen Ming to shiver. He turned around and smiled at Bai Shuhe: "When you were fine before, go to the temple. I asked for a peace talisman and put it on the door to bless our family in safety and health."

    Bai Shuhe glanced inside the house: "There are so many talismans, are they all peace talismans?"

    "Yes...Yes." Chen Ming was frightened by Bai Shuhe, even at this time, he didn't dare to be complacent, and while answering weakly, he winked at Lingxunzi and told him to act quickly .

    "Where did this fellow Taoist come from?"

    Ling Xuzi was about to start, but when he saw Bai Shuhe walking in with a wooden sword, the familiar aura around him made him tremble. The pupils dilated a lot at that moment.

    "Hello, fellow Daoist, I'm under Xiling Xuzi."

    Ling Xuzi couldn't laugh a little, Chen Ming told him that his wife was possessed by a demon. But why he didn't feel some monsters and ghosts, but a pure aura of the same kind, which was so much stronger than him that he didn't know where it went.

    The earth lacks spiritual energy, and since birth, he has not seen such a powerful kind in front of him.

    What kind of monster, even if he really gave up, can he beat each other? If the other party is unhappy, he will be hacked to death with the wooden sword.

    "Fellow Daoist Lingxu, what's the matter with you coming to my house?" Bai Shuhe glanced at the talismans around him, "You even posted these talismans."

    "Haha, that, just passing by by chance."

    Lingxuzi is talking haha, he will no longer mind his own business.

    There are too many liars now, even a poor man like him is deceiving, which is really bad.

    "Accidentally passing by, I set up a heaven and earth network array in my house. I dare to ask fellow Daoist Lingxuzi, is there some kind of monster that broke into my house?"

    Bai Shuhe's eyes narrowed slightly: "Chen Ming told me just now that these talismans are all safety talismans, you won't come to my house to be kidnapped and cheated for money, right?"

    "Huh, is this black dog blood?" Bai Shuhe swept somewhere on the ground, there happened to be a stab with blood in it, she glanced at the altar next to her, "Even these things It's all laid out, fellow Daoist Lingxuzi, please explain, if the explanation is not clear, don't go out this door today."

    Chen Ming stood behind him, winked at Lingxuzi quickly, and gestured to wipe his neck, indicating that he would fight to kill this monster.

    Ling Xuzi forced a smile, his hands were shaking, and he couldn't hold the sword at all.

    That fool Chen Ming!

    If he could do it, wouldn't he do it sooner?

    It's been dragging on for so long, but I haven't done it yet, isn't it because I can't get it right? Really stupid, can't you see that it is him who is passive now?

    "That..." Lingxuzi planned to have a good talk, saying that it was just a misunderstanding just now, let Bai Shuhe not mind.

    In addition, I want to tell the other party that today is a society ruled by law. Although their abilities are beyond ordinary people, it is better to abide by the rules on other people's sites.

    Besides, with their abilities, once they fight, the destructive power is too powerful. What they cultivators are looking for is longevity, the mystery and true meaning of life, not fighting and killing.

      It's actually quite good to communicate the secrets of Daoism.

    Lingxuzi: It's not scary when you run into trouble, what's scary is that when you run into trouble, you have a pig teammate who is holding you back.

    "Remove demons?" Bai Shuhe glanced at Lingxuzi, then turned to look at Chen Ming, Chen Ming's face was instantly pale, "Me?"

    "It's you!"

    Chen Ming gathered up his courage and ran in a certain direction, ready to mention the time when he stabbed the black dog. Unexpectedly, a white hand took the lead, his face was chilled, he was so scared that he stepped back again and again, showing help to Lingxuzi.

    Ling Xuzi spread his shoulders, saying that he couldn't help, he couldn't do it in the first place, but now it's better, this idiot will tear his face and ask for more blessings. The appearance of this fellow Daoist is not to be provoked.

    Bai Shuhe carried the blood of the black dog and walked towards Chen Ming step by step: "I told you before, be good, don't play tricks in front of me, and raise your son with peace of mind."

      Don't think that you're amazing if you have a little magic. Do you know that our country has powerful weapons? One blow will blow you into scum."

    “Shoot—”

    Ling Xuzi couldn't help it, he burst out laughing, feeling the two bad eyes, he quickly held back, but that thin face, still vaguely some laughs.

      Once upon a time, he Chen Ming got involved in this?

    At the beginning, he was very temperamental, how could that cowardly woman dare to refute him. Outside, he is the perfect husband in the eyes of others. At home, he has the final say in everything, and that woman will serve him comfortably.

    Thinking about it this way, he actually regretted it a little. If he had controlled it and didn't hit her, maybe he wouldn't have given the monster in front of him a chance to possess her. Thinking of this matter, Chen Ming was very annoyed.

    But when Bai Shuhe drenched a bucket of black dog blood from the top of his head, he had forgotten his wild thoughts.

    Chen Ming now understands that Bai Shuhe is not afraid of these things.

    This monster's Taoism is very deep, and the Taoist priest named Lingxuzi is not her opponent at all.

    "Fellow Daoist, let's talk in the room."

    "Then... it's better to be respectful than to obey." Ling Xuzi's smile was worse than crying, but he also felt that Bai Shuhe didn't plan to mess with him, so he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

    …

    Lingxuzi was a little surprised: "So, is the owner of this body spied on the secret to know the future, and took the initiative to leave and hand over the body to fellow Taoists?"

    "Hmm."

    "In this way, Chen Ming deserves it." Lingxuzi was a little ashamed, "It's my fault for disturbing fellow Daoists today."

    "I thought there was a lack of spiritual energy here, and there would be no such thing." The appearance of Lingxuzi made Bai Shuhe a little surprised and a little surprised.

    "There is indeed a lack of spiritual energy here, and there are fewer and fewer cultivators like us. We rely on spiritual energy to exist. Once the spiritual energy dissipates, me and my kind will slowly disappear."

    Bai Shuhe's cultivation does not depend on aura. As I said before, her path of cultivation is not smooth. Whether it is the surrounding environment or his own talent, he is not uniquely endowed, and even among his peers, it is very poor.

    What she cultivates is the power of the stars, the existence of the stars, the power exists.

    …

    When Bai Shuhe and Lingxuzi left the room, Chen Ming was still standing there, covered in black dog blood.

    He looked at Lingxuzi pitifully, not wanting Lingxuzi to be ardent towards Bai Shuhe, he rolled up the robe, tore off the talismans by himself, turned around and took the broom, mop, and started Cleaning the house is as busy as a spinning top.

    When the house was cleaned, he also said to Chen Ming: "If you don't cook, don't make Senior Bai angry. Listen to Senior Bai, raise your son well, this is your duty."

    With such big legs, Lingxuzi decided to hug him. He felt that he lacked a teacher to guide him. It's hard to say it now, but he will come over every day to please Senior White and help Senior White deal with some minor troubles. Maybe one day Senior White will find him pleasing to the eye, and it would be good to accept him as a named disciple.