Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

The Pistons started six consecutive victories, but the cauliflower snake was sour to death.

This summer, when Lee Ang was crazy at the World Championships, Kobe was gaining weight crazy.

He weighed a full 14 pounds compared to last season, and he practiced back and long shots frantically, enriching his arsenal.

Just to prove that he is no worse than that fat man.

In the case that O'Neal will miss the first month of the new season due to toe surgery, Kobe has also tried his best to make the team better.

But in the end, without Shaq, the defending champion started the season with only 2 wins and 4 losses.

What's even more annoying is that Kobe also lost to Michael Jordan's Wizards last night.

In the last 1.2 seconds of the game, Stackhouse took the ball from Jordan, completed the lore, and then embraced Jordan excitedly.

Bryant was standing aside, his shirt in his mouth.

He couldn't believe that Jordan actually wanted that guy Stackhouse to take over.

The lore does not matter. What's even more annoying is that Kobe heard the news of Byron Davis hitting the buzzer as soon as he walked off the court.

He thought with joy at the time that the Pistons had lost.

Finally, when I went back to the locker room and watched TV, I found out, damn, you celebrated for a long time because the Hornets scored 71 points on the Pistons?

Are you sick?

Seeing Li Ang's six-game winning streak, the volute sighed.

I lead the team alone, but without the sharks, I lose more and lose less.

And Li Ang, with a bunch of crooked melons and cracked dates, can actually win six games in a row.

An ugly point guard, a shooting guard with a painful dribble, a veteran whose name is better than Liu Biao, a center who makes you four on five offensively, plus a coach who looks like a comedian.

These few people have made the entire NBA a mess.

Kobe really can't figure it out, it must be because the opponents they have encountered before are too weak.

In the next battle against the Spurs, Li Ang should feel the pain of being dominated by No. 21.

Kobe, who was in a bad mood, returned home and checked the latest scoring list on the official NBA website.

This is the only place he can find some comfort.

The current number one in the scoring list is the frenzied wheat of the Magic.

Although Li Ang was eliminated in the first round of the playoffs for two consecutive years, his regular season scoring ability was still very broken.

Encountered Li Ang Wei Nuo Nuo, encounter weak chickens and strike out.

The second place is AI, and the third place is Kobe himself.

Although Kobe can only rank third at present, but after all the season has just begun, this ranking does not represent the final ranking.

Kobe is also a little relieved to stay in the top three of the scoring list.

But when Kobe continued to look back, his good mood was wiped out.

Because he actually saw Li Ang's name in the top ten of the new season's scoring list!

With an average of 23.1 points per game, Li Ang ranked eighth in the new season's scoring list.

Surpassed the two famous Western forwards of Webber and Garnett, second only to Deng Wei.

In this era, 23 points per game is not too low.

And most importantly, the past six games for the Pistons were basically three quarters.

Just this, Li Ang can average 23 points per game.

Kobe's hand holding the mouse was shaking. If this continues, wouldn't Li Ang even score at the same level as me?

impossible!

Li Ang's tremendous progress made Kobe unwilling to be reconciled.

It's a pity that the Lakers and the Pistons have to wait for a long time to fight.

When that shark comes back, what if he wins Li Ang? That can't prove myself.

Well, even though the Pistons have been so strong this season, Kobe still has not thought about the possibility of losing to the Pistons.

In an interview the next day, Popovich showed his pride and conceit.

Thanks to a 4-1 and a 4-0 in the Lakers Finals in the previous two years, the great men in the West still look down on the Eastern team.

It's as if the championship is something that the Western Conference should consider.

When Popovich ridiculed the Pistons in San Antonio, the Detroit side, the Pistons have also ended their daily training.

At this time, some licensed reporters walked into the locker room and began interviewing the players.

Among them, there are naturally many Chinese reporters.

Since Li Ang moved to Detroit, the Pistons have become one of the home teams of Chinese fans in the NBA.

In the past, it was rare to see a Chinese reporter in Detroit in a year.

But now, Chinese reporters are there every day.

As the current rebounding champion and shot-blocking champion in the league, Big Ben has finished his explosive head and is waiting for reporters to interview him.

As a result, most reporters rushed to Li Ang.

Moreover, they didn't start the interview directly, but they took a Li Ang's Pistons No. 1 jersey and went to him to sign it.

"Li, my son is a loyal fan of yours. Please help me sign his name. He has his birthday today!" A reporter handed the clothes and pen to Li Ang.

Li Ang did not refuse, and wrote the two Chinese characters "Yunlong" on the jersey.

Seeing Li Ang being so easy-going, more and more reporters lined up to sign, and the reasons for signing them became more and more weird.

"My son also celebrates his birthday."

"My son would have his birthday next month, but I want to give it to him one month in advance."

The most embarrassing thing is this: "My son often watches your video practice, and now he is the boxing champion of the youth group! Sign up, you are his idol!"

Li Ang: ...

Lao Tzu is your fake fan of basketball!

The locker is in the big book next to Li Ang, watching a bunch of people looking in front of Li Ang, a little bit confused.

You said that our brothers were all taught by a master. They were all fighting and taking a ball by the way. They were all going to the inside station in their early 2 meters. Why is the gap so big?

At this time, a beautiful reporter finally walked up to Daben with a jersey in his hand.

Big Ben hurriedly straightened up, and sure enough, as the true leader of the Pistons, I am still very popular~

The key is that this popularity is still very big!

When this big beautiful reporter walked in front of Daben, she blushed and bit her lip shyly.

"Brother Ben, get rid of you."

"Go ahead, I am better at saving souls than Li Ang."

"So what, can you help me find Li Ang for an autograph later." After all, the reporter handed Li Ang's No. 1 player to Big Ben.

The big head almost exploded, and it almost became a real afro.

Ask me for Li Ang's signature? Are you still human! ?

After the reporters all left, Li Ang discovered that the eyes of Big Ben beside him were full of tears.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?"

"It's okay, the lemon juice in the eyes makes it sour." Daben replied.

"By the way, Prince, I won't stay and practice with you tonight, there will be something to do later."

Li Ang quickly turned to Prince again. Since the start of the new season, Li Ang will let Prince train with him as long as he has time.

The weakness of old Michael Curry will be caught by others sooner or later.

Now that the new season has just begun, most teams still don't know about this new Pistons, and for the time being, they can't find a gap on the defensive end of the Pistons.

But for those strong teams, they definitely have the ability to make a fuss about Michael Curry.

Therefore, Li Ang has been helping the rookie little prince grow up. Moreover, if he also reached a friendly relationship with Prince and started the mentoring system, Li Ang could still get some wool from him.

Li Ang has always been at the forefront of nurturing young people.

Prince nodded, and finally could take a vacation.

Fighting with Brother Li every day made him unable to play happily with his childhood sweetheart Xiaowei.

Li Ang only now knows that Prince and Serena are childhood sweethearts, no wonder they have been so thin.

Who is looking for a tennis player who plays basketball seriously?

"Why are you going tonight?" Big Ben scratched his head. There is nothing to play here in Detroit. You are a single dog now. What can you do?

And Daben knew that Li Ang was not the kind of person who didn't distinguish between priorities.

Looking at the Spurs tomorrow, it is impossible for Li Ang to go out tonight.

"Oh, a fashion magazine asked me to shoot."

"Shi...fashion magazine?" Big Ben is dumbfounded. Li Ang is a stinky player. He shoots Mao's fashion magazine.

This is the knowledge blind zone of Daben, in fact, this is also one of the reasons why Daben's popularity is not as good as Li Ang.

Playing basketball also depends on your face!

It's normal for NBA players to shoot fashion magazines.

As long as you are well-known and not ugly, it is generally easy to receive such cross-border invitations.

Comrades who have not received the invitation should reflect on whether they have problems playing basketball or face problems.

Big Ben: Damn, you guys must think I was not allowed to throw free throws!

It's not without reason that Big Ben has confidence in his looks. Isn't there a Billups in the locker room?

Make money, don't stubbornly. Moreover, there was not much time left, so after receiving the invitation, Li Ang asked Bart Stern to agree to the other party.

Today happens to be the day of shooting.

Out of the training hall, Li Ang drove his Cadillac, struggling towards the shooting location.

Why is it difficult to move forward? Because Li Ang's hands have to constantly fight against the steering wheel, lest the broken car go to the bathing center by itself.

When Li Ang arrived, the staff for the magazine shooting had already been in place.

"Mr. Lee, I'm so glad you came. The game yesterday was wonderful. It's a pity that Byron Davis hit the buzzer in the end."

An assistant responsible for receiving Li Ang talked about basketball in order to get closer to Li Ang.

Li Ang is speechless, a buzzer that allowed the Hornets to score 70. Can you blow for so long?

This may be the most inexplicable time for Byron Davis.

"The dressing room is here, wait a minute, I'll call the makeup artist over. When I finish putting on the makeup, the shooting will begin!"

After all, the assistant walked out of the room.

Li Ang sat in front of the mirror and was about to take out his phone to see if there were any spam messages from Los Angeles.

At this moment, the door of the dressing room was pushed open, and a little girl, at least looking like a little girl, walked in.

"So soon?" Li Ang looked at the girl through the mirror, thinking that the current makeup artist is really young, "Then, let's start makeup as soon as possible."

The girl froze for a moment, then sat down in front of Li Ang with a smile on her face.

"Mr. Li, it seems you don't know me."

"Uh... aren't you my makeup artist?"

"Yes, yes, I'm your makeup artist. So, should we apply lipstick or eye shadow first."

"Ah? Lipstick? Is your magazine serious?" Li Ang swallowed. This magazine shouldn't be for people like EJ sauce, right.

"Of course it's serious. What's wrong with men putting on lipstick? It's all for art. I heard that you went to the University of Maryland before entering the NBA. The art academy there is very famous. You wouldn't even have this kind of artistic cell."

Laughing to death, Li Ang has had in-depth exchanges with art, the kind that is very in-depth.

"Well...Lipstick, forget it, didn't it just say that you just need to change a few clothes to shoot."

"It's a pity, I really want to see how you put on lipstick."

The two were chatting, the assistant just came in, and a woman followed him: "Mr. Li, the makeup artist is here... Carolina, why are you here?"

Looking at the girl in front of Li Ang, the assistant was a little surprised.

"Make-up artist...isn't the make-up artist her?" Li Ang is completely stunned. The one behind you is the make-up artist. So what is this thing in front of Lao Tzu?

"She is the model Miss Carolina Kokova who was photographed with you today."

"Ah..." Li Ang looked at the girl who was smirking in front of him, suddenly a little embarrassed.

Carolina also stood up at this time and shrugged: "It's a pity, if you come in one step later, we can see Mr. Li wearing lipstick today."

After speaking, the girl took her cell phone from the dressing table and was about to leave the dressing room.

It turned out that she just came in to get the phone. And Li Ang thought she was a makeup artist, so he made an oolong.

Before leaving, she waved at Li Ang: "See you outside, uncle."

"Big......"

Li Ang's mouth twitched, I was only 23 and a half years old, bastard!

"Hahaha, it seems that you just had a very good chat." The assistant smiled awkwardly and helped Li Ang out of the siege.

"That lady Carolina, do you know how old she is? Call me uncle!"

In Li Ang's view, fashion magazines of this level will definitely not find some Ono models. And if you are a well-known model, you should be about the same age as yourself.

"Miss Carolina only turned 18 in February this year."

"Huh!?" Li Ang was stupid, it turned out that the guy didn't look like a little girl, she was a little girl!

Seeing Li Ang’s surprised expression, the assistant smiled triumphantly, and continued to introduce Li Ang: “Miss Carolina is amazing. She won the VH1 Best Model of the Year Award at the age of 18.

Oh, maybe I don't know much about the modeling industry. The weight of this award is equivalent to the youngest MVP in your NBA.

The magazines Ning and her photographed will definitely sell well. After all, you are all super new stars in your respective fields. "

Li Ang nodded, he knew something about the little girl.

18-year-old MVP? Sure enough, he is a very powerful character.

Such a well-known model is regarded as a makeup artist by herself. No wonder the little girl is a little angry and wants to tease herself.

After putting on her makeup and walking to the shooting place, the little girl is ready.

She was wearing a simple skirt and looked up at Li Ang, still smiling.

What did Carolina say? She is not as mature and **** as other models, and her face seems still childish.

There seems to be an inexplicable sense of intimacy.

"What? I'm sorry just now." Li Ang walked to the girl and waved his hand embarrassedly. Don't blame me, my face is blind.

"It's okay, I'm not the kind of little girl who cares about things." Carolina showed her sweet smile again.

However, this girl who claims to be uncomfortable adds another sentence at the end: "Uncle!"

"Fuck...you don't care about it?" Li Ang Qingjin violently, if you were a man, I would have crushed you!

But speaking of it, she even knew that she played at the University of Maryland, and seemed to have done a lot of research on herself.

And Li Ang doesn't even know what the parents are like, and she does feel disrespected.

After all, Li Ang has already gotten the information of today's shooting, including the information of the co-models.

It's just that Li Ang is obsessed with training Prince every day and doesn't bother to watch it.

Soon, the shooting began.

Li Ang also knows why this little girl can become the "youngest MVP".

She was still childish just now, and immediately after the shooting began, she became a cold and mature look.

Moreover, they are really tall and their legs are really long. Theron was already considered tall, but Li Ang felt that she was taller than Theron.

Is this riding horse a child?

With the cooperation of professional models, the shooting went smoothly. It only took less than half an hour to take all the photos needed.

After the shooting, Carolina shook hands with the photographers and assistants one by one, very cordial, without any supermodel posture.

Finally, of course he shook hands with Li Ang.

"As an older professional player, you performed very well today. Have you considered becoming a model after retiring?"

"Just put it straight, what do you want me to do so that you don't call me so old. I said, I didn't mean to treat you as a makeup artist. Besides, you still want to put on lipstick on me!"

"If the lipstick is applied, we will be even. Isn't it not applied?

By the way, tomorrow you will have a game against the Spurs at home. It just so happens that I have to stay one more day, you ask me to watch the game, we are even. "

"You seem to know basketball well by accident, you know which university I am in, and you also know that I will have a game tomorrow."

"Just kidding, my dad is a professional player and was selected for the national team. I know basketball very well!" Speaking of this, Carolina raised her head proudly.

Li Ang now knows where she inherited her proud height.

"Okay, you can go directly to the Palace of Auburn Hills to report my name tomorrow night. Do you need me to take you back?"

"Tsk tusk tusk, it's no wonder that you used to fall in love with Hollywood actresses, and there are enough routines, Mr. Li Ang."

"Haha, I'm sorry, I only asked when I was polite. Oh, yes, I'm not interested in small women."

"I'm not young, I'm 18 years old..." At first, Carolina thought Li Ang was saying that she was young, until she discovered that Li Ang had been deliberately rubbing her chest, and her face flushed.

"I... I'm not young at all!"

"Who knows? It seems you don't need to hitchhike anymore, so I'll go first, Carolina."

After Li Ang finished speaking, he waved to the 18-year-old model MVP, then turned and left.

Recalling the look of Carolina just now, clutching her chest and her breath ~ www.wuxiahere.com~ Li Ang was very proud.

This is called the Jedi counterattack and win back a city!

I couldn't help fighting with a little girl, this **** desire to win.

Li Ang drove away, still looking forward to his debut in the fashion industry.

But speaking of it, if Carolina is so good, then this magazine is really enough to give herself face.

The first time you shoot this kind of thing, you can work with top supermodels.

Halfway through the car, Li Ang's phone vibrated. When the car stopped at a traffic light intersection, Li Ang picked up his phone and looked at it.

Sure enough, the guy Kobe still didn't hold back and started sending spam messages?

As a result, it was not Kobe that sent the text message, but an unfamiliar number.

The text message contained only one sentence: "Tomorrow I will applaud your opponent, hum!"

Li Ang forgot, their phone numbers were written on each other's information.