Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

The talk show that Leon and Kobe participated in became very popular in the United States.

Originally, these two people are big enough. Even if you don't watch basketball, you definitely know their names. They are considered very popular figures.

What's more, Li Ang's complaints in the show were extremely sharp.

And because of the popularity of this show, the popularity of this year's Christmas war is unprecedentedly high.

In this wave, the talk show itself has become popular, and the NBA's purpose of promoting the Christmas war has been achieved.

It can be said that he kills two birds with one stone!

In fact, it kills three birds with one stone.

Kobe probably never expected that the day after participating in the show, the talk show and NBA Christmas war would become popular.

Also becoming popular is the ancient video of himself being vomited by Li Ang on the spot!

Putting aside the era when television media dominated the world, Kobe Bryant might never see this kind of video again in his lifetime, and this kind of video would definitely be sealed in the dust of time.

After all, which TV station would show a video of a player being vomited by a kid?

But in this internet age, any video can be found for you!

Kobe Bryant watched the video of himself vomiting all over the Internet, and he was so embarrassed that he took two more rooms out of his mansion.

Now, do you know why Kobe’s mansion is so big?

Although the video quality is very worrying, it is more mosaic than mosaic.

But netizens in this era are very curious about knowledge.

Even if there is another layer of mosaic quality on top of the mosaic, everyone will not miss the teachers’ video lessons.

Therefore, although the video of Kobe vomiting on the spot is very unclear, it still cannot stop the curiosity of fans.

The video of Kobe Bryant being vomited on the spot went viral on the Internet, and the first generation of troll netizens also began to use their talents and spread the first generation of Internet jokes on the Internet.

"Shocked! Kobe asked for a flight ticket to Mars at a high price because he couldn't stay on Earth any longer."

"Kobe: There is really one Arenas difference between me and Leon!"

"Leon actually made Kobe squirt that night? Click to view the details."

These messy titles flooded the web, making Kobe feel like he and Popovich had something in common.

In the future, he can discuss the prevention and treatment of high blood pressure with Popovich.

Laughing to death, is there any need to discuss this? The best way to prevent high blood pressure is not to have any interaction with Li Ang.

In addition to Kobe, Li Ang officially declared war on the Spurs on the talk show, which naturally brought the Spurs back into everyone's sight.

The Spurs' presence this season is really low, because the combination of Duncan and Kidd has disappointed everyone too many times.

I thought that the point guard's scoring ceiling and the number one forward in history could build a dynasty for the Spurs.

As a result, the year with the best performance was actually just the Western Conference Finals.

The Spurs' performance last season really broke the backs of countless people.

Seeing the Spurs eliminate the Suns, who had won two consecutive championships, everyone thought they were about to get upset.

As a result, they lost to the Mavericks in the Western Conference finals.

What does this amount to? It's equivalent to you finally winning the goddess after all the hard work.

In the end, it was a kick at the last minute, but you were too tight that night and couldn't even get up!

At the step you thought was the least problematic, you overturned.

Isn't this an international joke? Then what was the point of all the hard work before?

The Spurs are like that. The veteran worked hard and used all kinds of life-destroying tricks when beating the Lakers and Suns.

After finally getting past the Lakers and Suns, we are about to enter the finals, and we have a chance to win the championship.

As a result, they lost to the Mavericks, who seemed to be the least threatening, in a last-minute loss before the finals.

Spurs fans were so angry that they almost gave up basketball.

Smoking hurts the body, watching football makes one sad. When you feel sad, you want to smoke again, and smoking hurts your health.

It's such a vicious cycle.

As a result, the Spurs have received very little attention this season.

Fans' expectations for this team have dropped to freezing point.

Although the Spurs' regular season record is pretty good, with a record of 21 wins and 8 losses so far. In the Western Conference, the record is second only to the Suns and Mavericks.

But a team that pulls its hips every day at critical moments will find it difficult to win the trust of fans.

So far this season, the Spurs' attention has been average. There were not many reporters interviewing them after training, so it was very deserted.

However, the day before the Christmas game, because of Li Ang, the Spurs players were surprised to find that a large number of reporters poured into the training hall after training!

So far this season, the Spurs have never had such treatment.

Popovich was ecstatic, hahahaha, you finally remembered that there is a strong team in the West called the Spurs!

Popovich acted like a famous coach of the MiLi family. Although the grave of the last famous coach of the MiLi family who thought he was great was three or four stories high, Popovich still felt that he was very stable.

Come on, come and ask me what tactics I will use to deal with the Suns tomorrow. Of course, I can't tell you. But I will tell a few (I think) humorous jokes to tease you stupid reporters to show my inscrutability.

Popovich expected reporters to ask him tactical questions, but the reporters were not interested at all.

This time, the old thief is really convinced.

As soon as the reporter came up, he asked Popovich: "Leon said that the Spurs still owe the Suns a blood debt, and he will let the Spurs pay with blood. How do you understand this blood debt?"

Popovich was stunned for a moment, blood debt?

This word scared the old thief, because he knew very well that Li Ang was the kind of person who could do anything.

this.

It's just a game of basketball, don't bleed easily, okay?

But Popovich couldn't show weakness, so he approached the microphone: "What blood debt? Leon was just making excuses for his defeat. It was him who hit my players last season that led to his suspension. It has nothing to do with us."

"You mean to say that Zaza Pachulia's actions against Kurt Thomas and Nash were all unintentional?"

"Of course it was unintentional. I just asked the players to defend tougher. Is this wrong? If Li Ang can't stand it, he can participate in the WNBA draft."

Popovich's words naturally reached Leon's ears quickly. In the original history, Pachulia deposed Xiaoka, causing Popovich to say "manslaughter is also murder." As a result, in this history, Popovich actually defended Pachulia personally.

Li Ang thought it was quite ironic.

What do you say about Popovich? It is simply that some white people have inherited the double-standard traits to their fullest extent.

It's okay for me to hurt you, but it's dirty for you to hurt me.

That's why people like him can become popular in Mi Li's family who are used to double standards.

Li Ang then told reporters: "I don't care what Popovich said at all. Let's wait and see tomorrow's game."

Finding that Li Ang was not very interested in Popovich's words, the reporters turned the question to the Suns themselves: "Why didn't you see Coach Tomjanovich on the training ground today? What happened to him?"

When reporters came in for interviews today, they found that it was assistant coach D'Antoni who was leading everyone in training.

Tomjanovich was missing throughout the whole process.

"Oh, the coach goes to the team doctor for a physical examination every month. Today is the physical examination." Li Ang answered truthfully.

Due to Master's special physical condition, Taiyang's medical team will monitor his physical condition at all times.

After protecting Master's health for so many years, he has never had any problems.

Therefore, Li Ang has become accustomed to this.

After the interview, Li Ang was just about to go back to the locker room to change clothes and get off work.

However, Li Ang met the core of the Suns medical team, the miracle doctor Thomas Carter, on the court.

Carter usually doesn't come to the training ground. If he comes, something must be wrong.

"Dr. Carter, Merry Christmas." Leon greeted Carter.

"Merry Christmas Lee, do you have time now?"

"Uh, what happened? Don't tell me that I'm going to miss the Christmas fight tomorrow or something."

"No, no, no, you are in good health, Lee. In my career, you are probably the most healthy player I have ever seen. If it's convenient for me, please go to my office."

Seeing how mysterious Thomas Carter was, Leon knew that Carter must have something to say that he couldn't say directly.

So, he followed Carter into the office.

The office is very messy and there are all kinds of movies on display.

Although Li Ang doesn't understand medicine, he can still see the unusualness of these films.

Generally, when filming athletes, they film bones.

But these pieces are clearly not bones.

"Tell me Thomas, what's the matter?"

"Lee, as the leader of this team, I think I need to tell you first so that you can be mentally prepared. It's Rudy, and he's not in a good condition."

Li Ang looked at the piles of films and then at the doctor: "The situation is not very good. How bad is it?"

"We recently discovered that his cancer has returned again. Fortunately, it has not spread yet, but the situation is still not optimistic."

"Didn't you say before that he had recovered?"

"It's cured, but that's the scary thing about cancer, Lee. Also, Rudy's stomach problem is very serious. I think his diet must be very irregular these years.

You know, Rudy had a lot of lingering effects from what happened to his head when he was young.

Therefore, his body is much more fragile than ordinary people.

Now he will have stomach pain all day long, and the decline in body function may also induce the recurrence of cancer cells. "

Li Ang nodded. No wonder the master was always absent from press conferences during this period and his face was always ugly.

"So, what do you mean?"

"I'm an expert in sports medicine, Lee, and I'm confident that any player I have on my hands can be restored to health. But cancer is not my area of ​​expertise after all.

Just like you, playing basketball is just a side job, and your main job is fighting. Although you are good at basketball, you are never as professional as fighting. "

Li Ang:.

Do you still think you are quite humorous?

Dr. Carter originally wanted to lighten the serious atmosphere, but seeing that Li Ang didn't smile, he coughed twice awkwardly, and then continued to talk about business.

"Rudy needs to go elsewhere for better, more professional treatment.

Also, Rudy must take some time off. He must take good care of his body, and he must protect his body well to prevent cancer cells from invading again.

Rudy has dragged this body around with you all these years to conquer the world. I think his body has reached its limit.

I just want to tell you in advance so that you, as the leader of the team, can be mentally prepared.

The team may lose Tomjanovich for a long time, and the possibility of the team losing him forever is not even ruled out! "

Li Ang was stunned for a few seconds after listening, and then nodded slowly.

Indeed, Tomjanovich persisted for many more years and was tired for many more years than in the original history.

Li Ang has analyzed before that the head coach of a championship team is not an easy job.

Although the master is healthier than in the original history, he has not fully recovered.

It is indeed not easy to endure such high-intensity work for so many years.

He really should take a good rest.

Master, my stomach doesn’t hurt anymore. I can eat on time and as ordered from now on.

It's just that Li Ang is a little worried, without Master Tang.

Although the impact of the head coach's absence is not as intuitive as the impact of the player's absence.

But it must be admitted that the impact still exists.

Apart from anything else, the on-the-spot command ability and lineup rotation ability of the master and mustache D'Antoni are not on the same level.

Why didn't the Suns win the championship in original history?

In addition to being hacked by the Spurs, D'Antoni's non-defensive strategy and his weak on-the-spot commanding ability are also the reasons.

Li Ang sighed.

No matter how strong the heart of a champion is, it cannot withstand the ravages of time.

The next day, early in the morning of the Christmas Day game, all fans saw a shocking news on the Suns' official website.

Team coach Tomjanovich will be absent indefinitely due to health reasons.

During his absence, Mike D'Antoni will serve as interim head coach.

When reporters interviewed D'Antoni and asked him how he would deal with the Spurs tonight, Mustache just said tremblingly: "Attack, attack!"

After Popovich learned the news that Tomjanovich would miss the Christmas game, he was silent for his colleague for one second, and then laughed wildly for one minute.

God helps me, God helps me!

It's D'Antoni who's got a new trick, not Popovich.

I have countless ways to kill him!

Man, I just need to change my strategy a little bit, and that mustache won't be able to handle it.

Popovich then touched his chin, preparing to surprise the Suns.

In the Christmas war, Li Ang will die!

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