Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

At the end of the exciting Olympic finals, Kobe finally failed to lead his team back home with great honors.

He ended the dominance of Chinese players in the NBA, but failed to restore the dominance of the Dream Team in the FIBA ​​arena.

The cooperation between Li Ang and Yao Ming in the last 20 seconds was simply the best counterattack given to the Mi Li players by the two Chinese giants who lost in the NBA.

But old coach K was too clever but his cleverness misled him. He failed to do a good job and was turned into a general, and he was brutally educated.

Facts have proved that Li Ang is really a handsome killer worthy of his name. None of the famous coaches who fought against Li Ang ended well.

Coach K is actually quite lucky. He was only educated in basketball.

Didn't you see that Larry Brown and Popovich were taught very poorly in both basketball and basketball?

Li Ang: Popovich is really none of my business. He was beaten out of retirement by his own players!

Kobe was very uncomfortable. This was obviously an opportunity for him to flourish.

If he can really win, he can basically be said to be the well-deserved number one member of the Mi Li family.

Kobe really felt very unwilling to do so. At the last moment, Li Ang made such an outrageous buzzer-beater.

But Kobe is full of hope at the same time. It doesn't matter. When the NBA starts next season, I only need to win two consecutive championships. I can still become the number one player in the Mi Li family!

It's just a matter of time.

Although there was a lot of fuss about Li Ang and Duncan joining the Clippers at the same time, now that I think about it, Kobe feels that it is still difficult for the Clippers to challenge the Lakers.

Rose is just a rookie, no matter how good he is, he is still a rookie.

Duncan's data has already declined since the beginning of last season. You can't have too high expectations for him who is one year older.

Kobe is very confident to continue his dominance in the NBA!

At this time, the saddest person is A Zhan.

Next season, there will be the Bulls and Magic in the East and the Clippers and Lakers in the West.

The Cavaliers' championship prospects are not optimistic.

Originally, Ajan was aiming to win the championship in this year's Olympics, but who knew he would end up second in the rankings?

Ajan still remembers that after he lost to Li Ang in the finals a year ago, he comforted himself by saying that he had just learned a lesson.

Who knew that one year later, in the Olympic finals, Li Ang said: "Don't rush to end get out of class, I will talk for a few more minutes~"

Just fuck me!

Azhan really doesn't know when his own sunshine will start to shine.

Is it possible that we really have to wait until 2010?

Howard was holding a book in his hand at this time, which was given to him by Wang Zhizhi after the game.

The title of this book is written in four large Chinese characters: "Stunt Skills of the Center"!

Howard looked at the book carefully. This is a basketball secret book from the world's most powerful basketball country!

If I learned it, wouldn't I, Huo, be able to save souls and rule the alliance at the same time?

He has already begun to imagine that he will kill everyone in the NBA after learning them all.

Bosh came to the side and asked curiously: "This book is in Chinese, can you understand it?"

"You are stupid, there is a picture on it, I just need to see the picture!"

Bosh:.

Everyone in the Dream Team also slowly returned to the locker room with different moods.

Although the Mengba team lost, not all Mi Li's family members were sad.

Anyway, Ballmer is quite happy. He may be one of the few Mi Li family members who supports the Chinese team in this game.

Li Ang scored a triple-double of 23 points, 11 rebounds and 10 assists today, which is still gorgeous.

It is very difficult to get this data in FIBA ​​games.

Moreover, five minutes before the end of the game, Li Ang only scored 9 points.

Li Ang's performance of scoring 14 consecutive points to kill the game at the last moment was simply a miracle, which fully demonstrated his personal ability.

Ballmer feels that his investment will definitely make a lot of money.

He really can't wait to start next season as soon as possible, that is, even if Li Ang is on the bench, he can win the championship!

Yunus:? ? ?

At the same time, everyone in the Chinese team's locker room was partying.

This group of people is lucky because they are destined to go down in history.

At the Olympic Games at home, basketball, one of the three major sports, won the championship.

This is simply one of the most glorious moments in Chinese sports history.

Previously, the women's volleyball girls lost to the Mi Lijia women's volleyball team in the much-anticipated semifinals, which made many people feel regretful.

Today, the men's basketball team defeated the Dream Team, which undoubtedly made Chinese fans angry.

Since Li Ang was born, the Chinese men's basketball team has been delisted from three consecutive Olympic Games. This is indeed an incredible achievement.

After celebrating with his teammates, Li Ang also hid in the small space that could make him sublime - the toilet.

Opening the system interface, the Olympic champion's lottery bag was already lying quietly in the backpack, letting Li Ang play with it.

According to the system rules, this lottery package can randomly select one of Li Ang's strong attributes and add 7 attribute points.

this means

Li Ang's layup is still hopeless!

After all, that is not Li Ang's strong point.

Li Ang couldn't help but sigh. It seemed that he was destined to be an honest person, and he couldn't deal with those fancy things.

In the game, he can only play some ordinary tricks such as strong shots, passing through the crotch, and turning and dunks.

Not only is he mediocre on the court, but also in life, the mediocre Li Ang has never been able to find a wife.

Li Ang felt that he was really too honest.

Durant: Bah!

After lamenting his honest life, Li Ang clicked on the Olympics lottery package.

Unexpectedly, what I drew this time was actually a reward of +7 in the blocking attribute!

All of a sudden, Li Ang's blocking attribute became 92!

Calculated, after one season, Li Ang's blocking attribute has increased by 17 points!

This is because others don't know that Li Ang's judgment ability in blocking shots has become stronger, otherwise other people in the league would definitely be happier than Li Ang.

Because Li Ang's ability to block shots has improved, it means that they no longer have to worry about being slapped on the head by Li Ang!

The blocking attribute of 92 is coupled with Li Ang's abnormal jumping ability.

Next season, Li Ang feels that he can really hit the DPOY.

Although he has been selected for the first defense for six consecutive years, it is shameful to say that Li Ang has never averaged more than 2 blocks per game in a season in his career.

The highest average was 1.8 per game.

And he averages a lot of fouls per game, most of which are fouls when blocking shots.

And now that Li Ang's blocking attributes have skyrocketed, his blocking data will definitely improve next season.

Now, even if there is another DPOY mission in the Jordan copy, Li Ang will not be afraid.

The Olympic Games at home ended perfectly with the gold medal and Olympic attribute +7.

For a time, the men's basketball players became very popular in China.

As we all know, every Olympic Games will make a few athletes popular, but the popularity often cannot last long.

But after all, the men's basketball team has long been the world champion, so they are adding fuel to the fire this time.

After the men's basketball team passed the Olympic Games, its commercial value also increased significantly.

Even Li Nan, who will retire after this season, has received advertising endorsements.

It is strange to say that the person who asked him to endorse was actually a brand that sells diamond jewelry.

He is worthy of being the first player in the diamond horns of men's basketball team.

Du Feng also received an endorsement contract from a domestic sports brand. When filming the commercial, in order to show the men's basketball team's perseverance in times of crisis and perseverance even if it falls behind, the brand arranged a line for him: "20 points counts." fart!"

After the Olympics, the NBA training camp for the new season is about to begin.

As a result, the NBA five-man team flew directly to Mi Li's house almost the day after attending the closing ceremony to prepare for the new season.

There is a reason why Li Ang went early, because he hasn't found a house in Los Angeles yet.

Needless to say, housing in the school district of Los Angeles is really expensive!

Although for Li Ang, whose business income has exceeded his salary income, there is no pressure to buy a house in Los Angeles.

But compared to Phoenix and Detroit, the price is indeed much higher.

Moreover, Li Ang was mainly struggling with one thing.

The mansion worth 9 million dollars that Li Ang was interested in was located in Newport Beach, the most famous wealthy area in California besides Beverly Hills.

This mansion is very grand and close to the coast. It is in line with Li Ang's wishes in every aspect.

the only problem is

Kobe Bryant’s family also lives nearby!

Kobe owns a lot of real estate in Los Angeles. He bought this mansion in Newport Beach just six months ago, and it is now where Kobe and his family mainly live.

Li Ang was wondering if it would be bad to live so close to Kobe.

What if one day Kobe gets desperate and climbs over the wall to cause trouble for himself?

Li Ang was not afraid of being beaten, but he was afraid that he would be judged as having over-defended in the end.

On the first day of his trip to Los Angeles, Li Ang also visited several places.

But after looking at it, Li Ang still thinks that the house in Newport Beach is the best.

If I have to talk about shortcomings, that's it.

That house is too empty for one person to live in!

Damn it, if you don't find a wife to live with you in such a big house, you won't dare to get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

Li Ang didn't know why. He was obviously looking for a wife, but he came back with a bunch of ex-girlfriends.

Speaking of girlfriends, sales of Los Angeles gossip magazines have doubled these days.

Because major gossip magazines are predicting how many relationships Li Ang will experience in Los Angeles and who he will experience them with.

As we all know, there is no shortage of female stars in Los Angeles. The most important thing for a scumbag like Li Ang is the skill to seduce female celebrities.

Li Ang: You may not believe me if I tell you, but I am always passive~

One gossip magazine even launched a very shameless online poll.

The content of the voting is to name the female celebrities you think Li Ang will meet in Los Angeles, and attach photos. There is no upper limit on the number.

Good guy, it’s obvious that the author couldn’t figure it out himself and let the readers help him figure it out! this

The editor of this gossip magazine is so tall!

Even a real dog wouldn't be able to figure this out.

However, the point of this poll is not to allow readers to think of their own photos.

The focus of this vote is "female stars" and "no upper limit on the number."

In addition, Bart Stern also received numerous variety show invitations.

Let’s put it this way, Bart Stern received more variety show invitations on this day than he had ever received in a year in Phoenix!

People are also discussing, and they can finally know whether it is Li Ang's penis or the Kardashian family's penis that is bigger.

After Li Ang arrived in Los Angeles, he did everything but didn't discuss basketball.

This is probably Los Angeles.

Li Ang was also convinced. He didn't expect that after coming to Los Angeles, he would become popular in the entertainment industry first.

When reading basketball novels in the past, Li Ang actually envied the protagonist's setting of identifying as a female companion.

But after he really became a basketball star, Li Ang found that I couldn't do it!

I also want to keep a low profile, but my strength doesn’t allow it.

Of course, Li Ang was not in a hurry to participate in the variety show, but was busy continuing to find a place to live, and even took the time to meet with Ballmer.

Training camp for the new season is about to begin, but the Clippers' final lineup has not been finalized yet.

Although the Clippers now have No. 1 pick Rose, No. 1 pick Duncan and No. 1 pick Li Ang.

But these three people can only be regarded as the foundation.

If building a team is like writing a novel, then Ross, Duncan and Leon are the most basic words. But when writing a novel, you can't just have words. You have to add some pictures on top of the words. Only then will the novel be complete and the icing on the cake.

Otherwise, I would be sorry for the readers.

Role players, substitute players, etc. must be arranged.

Li Ang was the first to suggest replacing Kaman, the "essence of humanity disappearing out of thin air", preferably with a power forward who can defend and shoot.

Next season, let Lao Deng take over as the center hahahaha!

You were always in my way with the Spurs and forced me to play a 48-minute non-stop game.

This season allows you to experience the feeling of being tired like a dog!

When Ballmer saw Leon with a smirk on his face and strongly requested that Duncan play center, he thought that there must be some personal grudges in this.

Then, the coach also has to find a reliable one. The current coach of the Clippers is the team's general manager Mike Dunleavy.

Old Dunleavy is also an old man. He was a head coach in the NBA in 1990, and he started coaching a big team like the Lakers.

He won the Coach of the Year award in 1999, led the Trail Blazers to win the championship in 2001, and joined the Clippers in 2003 and has been working there ever since.

Although he is a veteran, Dunleavy is not a super high-level coach like Mr. Tang.

When he went to the Lakers in 1990, he did a lot of preparation work, designed the team's tactics for the new season, and then found the Lakers star, Ma Ji, the first person to have children in the NBA.

Moji was on vacation at the beach at the time. He took the thick tactical notes and threw it directly into the sea. Then he smiled at Dunleavy, pointed to his head and said: "The team's tactics for next season are not with you. I'm here."

It can be seen that Dunleavy is a coach with the attributes of a tool man.

The advantage of this kind of coach is that he will not offend the stars and is star-centered.

The disadvantage is that it is not flexible enough during the game, but it is difficult to make effective adjustments when the team is at a disadvantage, and it is easy to be beaten to death by high-level coaches.

Having experienced the coaching of Master Shiye and D'Antoni respectively, Li Ang feels that coaching is quite important.

Originally, Li Ang wanted to find Carlisle, an old acquaintance, but Carlisle was defeated by the Mavericks.

Baylor came to apply for the position of head coach. He thought this was a good opportunity for him to win the championship!

However, Li Ang is really afraid that Baylor's curse will affect the team. He doesn't want to sit back and wait for the overall runner-up.

After listening to Li Ang's suggestion, Ballmer said that his head is very big.

Why is running a team so troublesome?

"Lee, can we make things a little simpler. Let's do this. You just give me some names, and then I'll see if I can get them for you."

"Uh" Li Ang was convinced, this rich man has the confidence to speak!

But don’t tell me, it feels really cool to be able to choose your own teammates~

Who doesn’t love the feeling of standing in a row and letting everyone choose?

However, as the season is about to begin, there are not many teammates to choose from.

In jargon, it’s: “Brother, they’ve all gone home to celebrate the New Year, that’s all!”

Li Ang then had to work hard and single out his teammates.

However, since Leon is still staying in a hotel, Ballmer proposed to lend one of his unused villas to Leon for a few nights.

If the NBA didn't allow it, it wouldn't matter if Ballmer gave it to Li Ang.

As for the house, we can’t live in it all!

But Leon declined Ballmer's kindness. In fact, it felt good to stay in a luxury hotel.

There is also

Li Ang didn't expect that this hot man would actually invite him to stay at his house for a few nights.

Poisonous Snake wishes Yunlong New Year's greetings. I'm afraid he has bad intentions.