Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

Chapter 500 499: A pseudo-strong team with ten consecutive wins? (Please give me a monthly ticket!)

Pau Gasol was the international player second only to Yao Ming in the draft.

Before him, the buyout fee paid by NBA teams for European players was only 200,000 to 300,000.

The Grizzlies' release fee to Barcelona that year was as high as 2.2 million, which directly set a record for the release fee and doubled tenfold.

2.2 million, just to invite a beauty to come out!

Not only 2.2 million, the Grizzlies did not hesitate to send Raheem, the first player in the NBA at the time, to trade for Gasol.

My sister-in-law lived up to expectations, scoring 27 points in her NBA debut and winning the Rookie of the Year award in her rookie season.

However, who would have thought that my sister-in-law would be at her peak right after her debut.

After his amazing rookie season, Gasso's performance as a team leader was somewhat embarrassing.

He led the team to the playoffs, but they never won a game.

That's right, it's not that I haven't won a round, I haven't won a game!

Whenever my sister-in-law participates in the playoffs, the Grizzlies are swept.

Although McGrady has not won the series with Li Ang, he has won one or two games at least.

Because of his impressive performance in the playoffs, Gasso was slowly labeled gay to ridicule his soft style of play. Even Grizzlies fans began to mock him in this way.

In the beginning, I called her Xiao Tiantian, but now I call her Gay.

Therefore, Gasuo, who was frustrated with the Grizzlies, decided to leave.

He was traded to the Denver Nuggets a few days before the start of this season. Spain's strongest player teamed up with the legend of 54 points in the 2003 playoffs.

At first, people were not particularly optimistic about this pairing.

After all, Gasol is not a strongman like Garnett. Garnett and Kobe can have immediate results, but Gasol and Melo may not necessarily achieve results.

Regarding the Nuggets' record, the outside world also believes that there will definitely be improvement compared to last season, but it will not improve much.

Then Gasol and Angua slapped everyone in the face.

With 9 wins and 1 loss, they are second in the Western Conference, second only to the Clippers, who have won ten games.

This wave of the Nuggets' men's football team was beaten 12-0 in the two games of the AFC Champions League - they secretly made a big mistake.

Anthony truly realized what it means to be delicious but no more delicious than dumplings, and no more fun than old women.

Whether a sister-in-law is good or not can only be known if she has had one.

Just like the monitor lizard, how will you know if you don’t feel good if you haven’t tried it?

For some people, you just need to pat her butt and she will know which position to change next.

And for some people, as soon as you look up, you will see them appear where you want them to appear.

Pau Gasol undoubtedly belongs to the latter.

Gasol is simply the lubricant of the Nuggets' offense. With him, the Nuggets' offense has become much smoother.

Anthony felt that he began to believe in love again.

All I can say is that my sister-in-law has a very high emotional intelligence and basketball IQ.

It's just the opposite of Artest's double-low creature.

In the original history, my sister-in-law got into the Lakers' car midway through the season. As a result, my sister-in-law joined the team directly and seamlessly. From joining the team in early February to the end of February, the Lakers only lost one game in total, and she and Kobe cooperated extremely well.

With an experienced sister-in-law, there is no running-in problem at all. He can play all the tricks you want.

In this history, in the Nuggets, my sister-in-law also vividly demonstrated the properties of her snake oil.

The Nuggets, who joined the Nuggets just a few days before the start of the season, started a winning streak right from the start.

The presence of his sister-in-law not only improved the Nuggets' record, but also improved Angua's offensive efficiency.

Gasol is the kind of person who makes Angua willing to give the ball away.

Just like Kobe back then, when Kobe and O'Faint partnered up, he would not willingly pass the ball to O'Fatty.

Zhu Yuanzhang's imperial seal is not as tight as the basketball in Kobe's hand.

But after partnering with Gasol, Kobe was very willing to give up the ball.

Because he knows that Gasol will definitely pass the ball back to him at the right time and will not monopolize the ball.

The same goes for Anthony. He can score easily by moving without the ball, so why bother going one-on-one?

My sister-in-law said: Brother, don’t move when you attack, I will fully automate~

After Angua and his sister-in-law teamed up to achieve a record of 9 wins and 1 loss, the game against the Clippers was naturally very popular, and ESPN even temporarily changed it to a nationally broadcast game.

The day before the game started, Nuggets coach George Karl was very arrogant during an interview.

"The best decision Li Ang made in his career was to leave Phoenix, because in a team like the Clippers, no one would blame him even if he failed. He chose an easier path."

George Karl was always merciless in his speech, and he and Angua had conflicts in the future. Although the two eventually parted ways, George Karl still sprayed Angua from time to time to relieve his boredom until he retired and was at home.

He is a ruthless coach. Neither Tomjanovich's politeness nor Popovich's pretend politeness will appear in George Karl.

George Karl has always been a fiery coach, and his personality has also affected the teams he coaches.

From the SuperSonics to the Bucks, from the Bucks to now the Nuggets.

George Karl's teams are always very vicious and brutal.

Dengleavy and Lu Zi were so choked that they didn't even dare to reply, but how could Li Ang be used to the bad habits of white gangsters:

“Sometimes I don’t understand why a man who has never won a championship can be called a famous coach, and why a coach who has never won a championship can point fingers at the four-time champion?

Just because he lost by 54 points in the playoffs? "

Li Ang's behavior is like shaming some online writers for being short-tempered, and he has directly stepped on a pain point.

George Karl didn't like Li Ang when he was with the Bucks because Li Ang lacked respect for all the so-called famous coaches of the Mi Li family.

In fact, Li Ang knows how to respect people. He respects Carlisle very much, respects his master who has retired at home, and even respects Sloan very much. Even though Leon and Karl Malone had a fierce fight back then, he still respected the Jazz coach very much.

What Leon doesn't respect are guys like Popovich, George Karl and Larry Brown who think they are superior.

This time, George Karl was naturally very angry when he saw that Li Ang was rude to him again.

Damn it, just score 54 points every day.

What’s wrong with 54 points? There are still people who lose by 58 points!

Pao'er:? ? ?

When you quarrel, just have a good quarrel and don't hurt innocent people! ?

Before the game even started, the exchange of insults between George Karl and Leon caused tensions between the two teams.

As a result, at this time, the Zen master actually came to join in the fun.

Although this game has nothing to do with the Lakers, the Lakers are the center of the traffic after all. Therefore, some reporters asked Jackson in daily interviews after the Lakers training whether he thought the Nuggets or the Clippers could win the game.

Zen Master said perfunctorily: "As for the basketball game, I think the winner should be between the Nuggets and Clippers."

What does it mean to be a world-class coach? The Zen master’s prediction can be said to be 100% correct!

reporter:

The reporter said that if it wasn't illegal to hit someone without the ball, I would have slapped you long ago!

This is the case with the Zen Master. When facing the media, he never likes to make remarks as long and smelly as Jenny Buss' stockings.

Although he was very unhappy, it was a rare opportunity to interview a Zen master, so the reporter patiently continued to ask:

"So, how do you evaluate the Clippers' triangle offense? They are also a Los Angeles team and they also play a triangle offense. What do you think are the similarities and differences between the two teams' triangle offense?"

This is indeed a hot topic. The Clippers use the triangle offense to counter the Lakers' triangle offense. People also want to know who is more powerful.

However, this time, the Zen master didn't even say anything and just couldn't help laughing.

This kind of smile is not a friendly kind of smile, but has the flavor of ridicule.

"What are the similarities and differences? What we are playing is not the same thing at all. You seem to be asking, what are the similarities and differences between fake banknotes and real banknotes."

In the Zen master's view, his former disciple Dunleavy did not understand the triangle offense.

And just looking at these ten games, the Clippers' triangle offense didn't play well either.

Their tenth consecutive victory depends fundamentally on defense.

When it comes to the triangle offense, the Clippers are nothing.

The Clippers' triangle offense is simply insulting compared to their own.

After laughing, the Zen master turned around and left, ending the interview.

George Karl saw Master Zen's attitude towards the Clippers, and he became even more confident.

Have you seen? Really capable coaches know that the Clippers are fake!

Their offense is not systematic at all, how can they beat the lubricated Nuggets.

Zen Master's comments about the Clippers naturally allowed reporters to use the topic to create a wave of rhythm.

Many people have said that the Clippers are a pseudo-strong team and they cannot beat a truly strong enemy.

Which truly strong team have you seen that has a disorganized offense?

George Karl also struck while the iron was hot: "I will ruthlessly tear off the fig leaf of the Clippers, a pseudo-powerful team."

In this way, on November 19, the Clippers, who had won ten consecutive games, came to the Denver Plateau.

Because Li Ang and Duncan have been in the league for many years and have played many games in Denver, they do not have a particularly strong reaction to the plateau environment here.

Rose, who came to Denver for the first time, felt a little uncomfortable.

In order to adapt as soon as possible, Rose began to train himself that afternoon, hoping to get used to the feeling of playing at high altitude.

The next afternoon, Dunleavy also took everyone to the Pepsi Center early to adapt to the venue.

During the tactical drill, the cooperation between Li Ang, Rose and Duncan was actually very skilled.

Both Leon and Duncan have good ability to read the game. It is not too difficult for them to lead Rose in the triangle offense.

The reason why the Clippers' tactics are not smooth enough is mainly because a few role players have not yet been able to integrate into the triangle offense.

Barnes: Can you just read my ID number?

When I first came here, I said I was helping Li Ang fight, but I didn't know that I had to learn basketball tactics to fight.

Who can bear this?

After Rose's adaptation yesterday, he didn't feel so uncomfortable playing on the plateau today.

All three people were ready, and at this time, the Nuggets, who were playing at home, also began to enter the stadium to warm up.

As soon as Anthony saw Leon, he felt particularly worried.

The psychological shadow of being beaten by someone else by 54 points in a public place cannot be recovered overnight.

But after looking at the gentle and virtuous sister-in-law next to him, Anthony suddenly became more confident.

With such a good wife by my side, I, Gua, will definitely be able to turn around!

The game is about to begin, and Li Ang also knows that this is a big battle.

Although George Karl is very unpleasant, Leon admits that the Nuggets are indeed very strong today.

Their starting five are Raymond Felton, JR Smith, Anthony, the Brazilian Nene who cut an egg and his sister-in-law.

This summer, the Nuggets not only introduced Sister-in-law, but also signed Felton, who was tepid in the Bobcats, as a free agent.

Although Fatton's statistics are average, he still has some ability. During the draft that year, he was one of the top three point guards along with Deron and Paul.

This lineup can be regarded as a poor version of the Lakers who won two consecutive championships.

Anthony plays Kobe, his sister-in-law plays himself, and the harmoniously named Brazilian plays Bynum.

It's really strong.

It is not easy to win this battle.

Therefore, Li Ang wanted to boost everyone's morale before the game.

Li Ang clapped his hands, and then shouted: "Is there anyone who wants to dance with me?"

The whole team was stunned and turned to look at Li Ang.

What the hell. Li Ang was soul-pierced and his body was taken away, right?

Li Ang: Damn, you guys have seen this!

Li Ang was also very embarrassed at this time. He just wanted to try the badge he got from Adu.

I thought that I would be regarded as a lunatic when I danced, but I didn’t expect that I would be regarded as a lunatic even before I danced.

Li Ang still refused to give up: "Come on, let's improve the atmosphere and tell the old boys of the Nuggets that we are not a fake strong team!"

Although it was very unkind, in order to avoid being convinced by Li Ang's virtue, everyone from the Clippers team still gathered around Li Ang.

At this time, the live broadcast has begun, and fans can already watch the live game on TV.

The camera first showed the Nuggets playing at home. It can be seen that all the Nuggets players are full of energy, and Melo is also flirting with his sister-in-law.

Then the camera went to the Clippers.

At that moment, many fans thought they had watched the wrong channel.

Why did you see the program caring about mental illness?

Take a closer look, this guy is not mentally ill, this is indeed a Clippers player!

At this time, everyone on the Clippers team was dancing crazily under the leadership of Li Ang.

When countless Chinese fans saw this scene, they felt as if they had seen Mr. Leng dancing at the entrance of the village every day.

Moreover, although there are a bunch of people dancing together, the Clippers players are dancing separately.

Duncan shook his shoulders in old age.

Ross raised his hands, but his face was expressionless, as if he was forced to do business.

Ross: Take out the word feeling.

Of course, the best player in the game has to be Li Ang.

At this time, he was holding a basketball and spinning independently at the free throw line.

The Clippers fans were collectively speechless. Who stopped taking their medicine?

In front of the TV, Kudchenkova also laughed out loud.

I didn't expect Li Ang to be so silly. He didn't seem to be very annoying.

Don't ask why Kudchenkova, who had vowed never to watch basketball games again, would watch the Clippers game. Just ask, don't guess what a girl is thinking.

Kudchenkova was just curious about what kind of person this well-known scumbag was. The media calls him a scumbag, but he doesn't seem to be that annoying.

It happened that this game was very popular, so Kudchenkova sat in front of the TV.

After finally dancing for 30 seconds, Li Ang quickly stopped these shameful movements and shouted: "Stop!"

At the same time, the system also sounds a prompt tone.

"The badge of temperamental man. Failed to trigger."

At that time, Li Ang had already wanted to spend a good night with EJ Jiang. She has been dead for so long and the trigger failed. Why don't I just die!

It seems that the system is not deceiving, and the probability of this badge being triggered is indeed low.

Never dance again!

However, just when Li Ang couldn't think about it, everyone on the Clippers team came to Li Ang with a smile.

"Dancing really relaxed me a lot and I'm not nervous anymore. Thank you, Brother Li." Ross smiled.

"I haven't been this relaxed for a long time. Let's work hard today." After Duncan finished speaking, he touched Lian Guo's head.

Others also said that they were very relaxed now and danced away all their stress.

Li Ang managed to get the whole team into a better fighting condition through dancing.

On the sidelines, Dunleavy and Director Lu also praised: "Leon is really a good leader~"

Li Ang curled his lips, inexplicably making everyone relax, and it was considered that those 30 seconds had not been in vain.

He looked at everyone, then waved his hand: "Come on then, let them see the strength of the pseudo-powerful team!"

Li Ang led the other four starters to the center circle with a relaxed smile on his face.

The starting lineup for the Nuggets is the same as what Li Ang thought before, Felton, JR, Angua, the Orphan Warrior and Sister-in-law.

They had a look of despair on their faces.

Li Ang rubbed his hands. It didn't matter if he didn't trigger the sportsman badge. He could still cut the melon!

Today, let George Karl and Jackson take a closer look at who is the real pseudo-strong team.

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