Adventures Of Bayek: Through The Void And Beyond

Chapter 1 - The F.u.c.k.i.n.g Walking Dead

I can't feel my body. I can't move, all I see is black. Strangely I feel comfortable and at peace. Why shouldn't I... ever scene I was child I never really feared the idea of death because I never thought life was all that worth living. It had its ups and downs but at the end of the I really could give a rat a.s.s if I lived or died. Now here I am in the deep abyss of oblivion. No heaven and no hell…hahaha I knew it. I gambled right, now I all must do is wait patiently for the mother of darkness, Queen of the night, Lady of the Arcana, the grand goddess Hecate… Boom! Ppshh!! The space around me began to converge. I can feel the energy gather at a single point in front of me. My surrounding begins to change…a crossroad laid under my feet with a great moon in the sky. And in front of me was throne with two great torches. If I could move at this very moment I would kneel down and bow my head before the divine for saw her in all her great and heard her voice, so soft it could purify even the most corrupted soul.

"My child of night, when everything stopped, and you had nothing but darkness. You called out to me. And for that I am now your Primary Goddess and every prayer, from the moment you recognized me as your ruler, I have received. Now accept your peace my child." Proclaimed Hecate

"I accept my peace, O' great Hecate. And I ask for nothing, as being in your presence is the greatest gift I could request. Allow me to fade now." I reply

"hahaha good my child, ask for nothing and give me everything. Even in death you continue to love me" says Hecate "As a reward I offer you a chance at life again. Will you take this gift on your lady's behalf?"

"I will" I declare

"Good! Your body and appearance will shape to your will! Now speak five d.e.s.i.r.es and five d.e.s.i.r.es I shall satisfy, for your Goddess is fading and you are the last of my cult" says Hecate into the void as a divine proclamation.

"Eidetic memory, comprehension and application, wolverine level regeneration, I want to remember my previous life, and be able to cultivate the world's Qi" I reply with no hesitation. She said speak, and as loyal worshiper, I spoke without pause. The space around me once again began to shift and energy converged around me.

'Your will be done my child, now, will your body into existence! Speak your will for the universe to hear! As of now you are your own creator! To be made in your own image! Dirt you will be, no more!" She said. And my thoughts began to circulate, and my body was begin forged 'interesting, 6'3", Saiyan body type, not too bulky, light brown skin, mirror image of Solomon from Type-moon, Long silver white hair, golden eyes, And his tattoos. nine inches flaccid p.e.n.i.s and thirteen inches when erect with five inches of girth. Let it be done!'

as my thought finished everything turned white and I could feel my new body drop.

The void the went dark again and the energy settled the only presence left was the Goddess Hecate. Her face was full of confusion that immediately turned to shock as she cried out into the void "shit! I sent him to the wrong damn world. Well since my time is up anyway, might as well screw the rules."

Hecate's hands danced in the air, the last bit of divinity she possessed gathered into a ball, it was just enough to complete her task.

"I gift you the power of Samsara, may you live many great lives" she then faded into oblivion. The goddess was no more. After her dying decree was heard by the universe, her ball of divinity shot off after the boy and followed him into his new world, ripping through dimensional folds until reaching the world where the boy landed in.

In the woods he laid garbed in tan khaki pants, a black shirt, black boots as if he was dressed for an adventure. But he had no idea about how adventurous his life would become from this point on. Boom! Boom! Psssshhsssssssis! Bang!! The ball of divinity had broken into the world and land in the boy's c.h.e.s.t sounding like a grenade being let off. All of his nice adventure ready clothes were incinerated, and his skin was burned severely. If it had been anyone else, they wouldn't live to tale the tale of such an event.

He laid there. Days passed by, they turned into weeks and those weeks turned into a month. When he finally awakened, he found himself n.a.k.e.d and alone in the woods. Every time he moved; he felt his skin crack. He walked for 20 minutes before reaching a cliff. Looking towards the bottom he could see a lake of water at the foot of the cliff. Following the route, he made his way to the bottom. Gaining the attention of nearby woman, terrified, she runs back to her camp to alert the others in her group of she had saw. Leading them to the strange man she had saw, her action sent events in motion that would give the man the ride of a lifetime.

'Shit my body aches and every time I move my skin cracks and the stinging feeling runs deep into my bones, as soon as I get in that lake I'm going to soak for a day and night.' My inner dialogue is instantly broken by my arrival at the lake.

I ran to the water and dove in holding my breath until I had no choice but to break through the surface and breath in deep breaths of air 'Aahhh'. I sigh in relief and begin to scrub away at my body to wash away the skin and the dirt out of my hair as it returned back to its original luscious thick silvery white color.

It feels good being in so much water after washing away the dirt and grit from my body. But it didn't last long, hearing voices and the sound of firearms loading rounds into their chambers brought discomfort, annoyance, and irrefutable anger. 'shit' I thought to myself, ' I don't even know what f.u.c.k.i.n.g world I'm in and I'm already get robbed for shit I don't even have' .

I Find my footing in the lake and put a bright welcoming smile on my face as jet Li once said in a TV interview " my smile is the first line of defense". I walk towards the group slowly until I finally realize who the f.u.c.k I'm looking at.

The f.u.c.k.i.n.g survivor camp outside of Atlanta in the f.u.c.k.i.n.g walking dead. I immediately flip out and cause a scene smacking the water "What the f.u.c.k! Can't a man take a f.u.c.k.i.n.g bath in peace? First, I get roughed up by some assholes, stabbed in the neck by a f.u.c.k.i.n.g needle, stripped of my shit, and wake up n.a.k.e.d in the f.u.c.k.i.n.g woods. Now I have to deal with this shit? Do me a favor and f.u.c.k off!" I shouted.

The group stood there in shock, just looking at me. "get to stepping, assholes" I demanded just to bring them back to reality.

"We can't do that not anymore, maybe in the old world. But, in this world where the dead rises from the grave and eat people, we can never be too cautious… Were you bitten kid?" It was Dale who spoke up first. I always felt like he was the most rational one of the group, too bad he was just too unfit for how savage the world had become.

"Bit? Me? If I ever got bitten, I would commit suicide, by bullet to the brain to make sure I don't come back and infect other people." After listening to my words, I could see the shoulder slightly fall showing the decrease in their emotional tension.

But for some the women all had inquiring facial expressions until I felt it. The air brush against my manhood. I had walked to far out of the water because of my need to lay a foundation for the lie I had to spin to explain away my origins.

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