After Becoming a Taoist

   Chapter 40 Welcome! red romance

   Li Fude took Kunlun Nu Songyan to his room. His room now has a simple bed alone, and Songyan sleeps alone.

   Next, Li Fude will teach him how to grind the ink, wash the bucket, and communicate with him by the way. After all, he didn't say much when he came to Li's house, although it may not be very much.

  Li Dandao requisitioned the kitchen and continued to stay up all night to refine pills, malt and make maltose. In ancient times, there was also a method of making sugar, which was to mix the fodder from the cow's cud and boiled glutinous rice. Li Dandao could not accept this, and the sweetness was not enough. The principle is similar to chewing steamed buns.

   Maltose has a long history, but it just needs to be made of grains that ordinary people can’t bear, and it is not a secret technology.

  Li Dandao made sugary pills. I don't know how many people with diabetes in ancient times. Is there any strange smell in his urine before selling their medicines? Ha ha.

   Pharmaceuticals were manufactured until midnight, and Li Dandao also dozed off.

   went to the East Room to sleep. There is still a smell in the house where the clutter was originally packed. Li Dandao fell asleep with a frown.

Li Dandao just fell asleep, and the room became lively. This bed is the dowry of Li Dandao's grandmother. It has some history. There are carved bats, orchids, sika deer, etc., and they are all alive at this time. There are also black briquettes that fly out of the jar, and no one has used an umbrella for more than ten years and has turned into a spirit.

   "It's really similar, he really looks like his grandma." The five wooden bats at the head of the bed uttered together: "It's much prettier than that old man."

  If Li Dandao heard it, he would definitely say that these two are uneducated. The grandmother's genes were passed on to her granddaughter.

   A chipped cup said, "What if he moves in? Should we move out?"

   "Why do you move away? We, the spirits with little power, don't live in his house. When we go outside, any gust of overcast wind can blow away the spiritual consciousness we have accumulated."

  The Umbrella Spirit said strangely: "We, the popular spirits, can live only in people who can gather Qi, and they are also dragged by the body. How can we get out?"

  It turned out to be a group of old objects that turned into monsters, such as carvings on the bed, tableware, teacups, brooms and dustpans.

Animals turn into spirits and utensils turn into monsters. This room has not been opened since grandma Li Dandao passed away. They are all things that grandma Li Dandao used to use. Gained wisdom.

   "But as soon as the door is opened, people come in and out, chaos, we are just as dangerous, not to mention we are so old, what if we are thrown away?"

   "Li Baojing's old man is very old-fashioned and will definitely not throw things. Be careful, it's this kid." Sika deer woodcarving said calmly: "Let's enter his dream, and we will become his grandmother to scare him."

   "He hasn't seen Xiuying, right? Xiuying didn't exist when she gave birth to Li Fude, we just watched on the bed!" But five bats said.

   "It's alright, let's go into the dream to see what danger can this kid's dreams be, and the timid ones don't need to enter." But an old broom turned into a monster.

  If Li Dandao knew that there were these things at home, he would definitely be looking for the monsters of copper coins, silver ingots, and ingots.

   Several spirits and spirits discussed for a while and decided to enter Li Dandao's dream, warning Li Dandao that he and the others were old people of the old Li family, so don't rummage through things.

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welcome! Red Romance is happy to serve you!

   "Change another batch!" Li Dandao sat on the sofa, looked at the stray girls in front of him, and shook his head. The group of girls immediately bowed and said while revealing their career lines: "Okay sir, Hong Romance wishes you a good time tonight."

   The second group of people came in from outside the box.

   "Why is this dress so weird?"

   "So does the house."

The girls were screeching, Li Dandao was attracted, could it be a newcomer? At first glance, he almost vomited, very frightening, I saw that the newly arrived girls looked strange, with teacup heads and brooms. head, and even an umbrella head.

   "My mother-in-law!" Li Dandao was about to wake up, and the red romance turned into an underworld scene, shaking the mountain for a while.

   "No, he's waking up!"

   "Damn, don't you change your image when you enter other people's dreams?"

   "Don't wake up, I'm your grandma!" I saw the image of a simple peasant woman appearing.

   "We are your relatives." Other sprites take on various forms.

   Anyway, the spring dream turned into a nightmare and then into a memory dream.

   "Fart, why do you look like my grandma?" Li Dan said in his previous life that he had a grandmother but no grandfather, and this life has a grandfather but no grandma. Subconsciously, my grandma is the kind grandma who brought me up in my previous life.

   "Is your grandfather's name Li Baojing?"

   "Yes." Li Dan nodded.

   "That's not it, your grandfather is Li Baojing, I am her daughter-in-law Wang Xiuying, your grandma."

   "My grandma's name is Xia Dongmei."

   "What winter plum?"

"Xia Dongmei!" "What Xia and what plum?" "Why is your grandma called Xia Dongmei? Your grandma is Wang Xiuying, and the bed you sleep in is mine, so I'm in your dream." "Do you think I will believe it? "Li Dan said with a sneer: "I haven't seen her, how can you become her? Why don't you usually dream, but when I sleep in this bed, you will dream? Besides, my grandma is all alone, you guys claim to be Relatives, this is too fake!"

Li Dan said: "Besides, I'm in the red romance, this is not the same world at all, what Tian Wu said, this world is real to me, but illusory to you, what kind of bulls and horses are you? Well?"

That monster is still stubborn, Li Dan said that his own dream is naturally his own decision, and immediately became the city's primary people's court, and the judge became Li Dandao: "The defendant broke into other people's dreams (house) without permission. , has violated the criminal law of our country.”

   "Can the defendant admit to the crime?"

  “?”

  The spirits looked terrified.

   "Sentenced to administrative detention for 15 days and fined 2,000 yuan."

   Before these spirits could react, they were already arrested and locked in the depths of Li Dandao's consciousness. It would take fifteen days before they could be released from Li Dandao's dream.

  Li Dandao woke up from the dream, but he was in a daze, feeling that he had several dreams, as if he had gone to the red romance, and then was arrested and taken to the court. Hey, isn't it illegal to prostitution? But the moment he woke up, the dream was already blurred. Seeing that it was still dark outside, he turned his head and fell asleep.

   But they don't know what these elves will experience in the fictional prison in their dreams, and what will be the impact of imprisoning them in a confused way.

come on! effort! mwah!

   (end of this chapter)