After Becoming a Taoist

Chapter 64: Then fool around

  Chapter 64 Then continue to fool

   "Fart your mother's coffin."

Li Dandao looked at him and shook his head, tsk tsk again: "You better go to the capital as soon as possible to see, and then say hello to your parents, don't think that you are all right now, in fact, you are already sick to the bone, hey! Hey! Hey!" Li Dandao sighed three times. "

   When Li Dan said this, the man immediately panicked: "You fart, I eat three bowls at a time, so I might be sick?"

  Li Dan said that this death sighed three times, not only stunned others, but even Li Fucheng was stunned.

   "It's just a flashback. If you don't believe me, do as I say."

   "Your illness is usually invisible to doctors, and it will be soon after the attack." Li Dandao said again brokenly.

   "How?" The man had begun to doubt himself. Li Dandao's great trick of fooling started.

   During the class, the teacher said that at the beginning of the shift, they were all young and inexperienced. When the patient came, they panicked, you can't panic! To be able to act.

   Fix them first, then call, call, rescue the rescue, and open the nursing care.

  Yaya is also part of Li Dandao's training.

   And Li Dandao has two movie emperors in his mind, one is Ma Dashuai and the other is Fan Debiao.

   "You breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, follow my rhythm!"

   "Breathe! Breathe! Breathe! Breathe!"

  Li Dan said faster and faster: "Stop! Hold your breath!"

   "What do you feel? Are you dizzy?"

   "It's a little bit." The man's brain was deprived of oxygen for a while, and everything he saw was spinning.

   "It's over, the disease has entered the head." Li Dandao shook his head: "There is no cure."

  The man was stunned all of a sudden, his eyes were red with a wow: "I don't want to die!"

   was pitiful, and all of a sudden, tears and snot came out: "You are thinking, can I still be saved? I haven't married a wife yet."

  Li Dan said: "You are doing too many bad things, and you are doing bad things. Let me take a look. Follow me, lift your legs, and stomp hard."

   "Lift! Stamp!, Lift, stomp!"

   "Do you still feel it?"

   "I don't feel it anymore." The young man said pitifully, "Doctor, what's going on?"

  Li Dandao shook his head: "This means that the disease has entered the bone marrow and has already formed rigidity, it's difficult!"

   "Is there any help?"

   "I have to take medicine." Li Dan said, "I can't stop it yet, I can't stop the medicine!"

   Li Dandao sold some yam sugar pills and told him to drink more water, do more good deeds, and try again if he had nothing to do. If he was still dizzy and his feet were numb, he had to continue taking the medicine, and the medicine could not be stopped.

   As soon as the man left, Li Fucheng said, "You are a good boy, why did you become stupid."

  Li Dan said: "It must be the gangster who killed the sheep yesterday. If I don't fool him once, I'll be sorry for myself."

  Li Dandao counted the coins and kept an account.

   "What if he reacts?"

   "Then continue to flicker." Li Dan said without raising his head.

  Li Dandao still works hard to make pills. Others have Baichong Pills, but we do not have Angong Niuhuang Pills, Dingkun Dan, Wuji Baifeng Pills, and other gynecological secret medicines.

   But it also depends on the existing conditions to see if you can make some pills for gynecological treatment. After all, there are only two kinds of people in the world, men and women.

   Someone must have said: "Oh, there are eunuchs!"

  The people here are healthy natural persons.

   "Gynecological diseases are generally caused by inflammation. You can try Jinji Pills." Li Dandao pondered that this medicine invigorates the spleen and removes dampness, clears heat and detoxifies, and clears heat and detoxifies, and dredging collaterals and activating blood. It should be replaced with Qin Yiping's worm pills. Even if worm pills can replenish vitality, and dialectically taken with Dihuang pills, it should be able to achieve the effect.

   Or concoct **** charcoal and make some pills for activating qi and dispelling cold.

  Li Dandao pondered that he would make a snake firecracker from Tian Wu.

"Little accountant!" Li Dandao looked up, but saw Poria coming, and asked, "Sister, why are you here?" When Li Dandao saw someone, he remembered another health care product that was very nourishing for women. Poria cream is the most nourishing yin and nourishing face. This kind of thing is very effective in improving dull skin and diluting all kinds of sores and scars. Taking it for 100 days can prolong life and resist aging.

   Surely looks are more popular than gynecological diseases.

   It’s just that Poria is relatively expensive without artificial cultivation, but it doesn’t prevent it from being used in the arena with Qin Yiping’s Baichongwan.

   "It's really a coincidence!" Li Dan was very happy and said, "Thank you!"

   Fuling couldn't figure out the situation: "Why did you thank me as soon as you met? Could it be the piece of gastrodia we gave you last time?"

  Li Dandao smiled and said, "I've stewed that medicine for my mother, and I haven't paid you yet." Li Dandao was going to get the money.

   "Forget it, I gave you something." Fuling said, "I came because my father asked me to get something for you."

   "What did Tian Wu give me?"

  I saw Fuling take out a thumb-sized seal. This seal was made of copper, with only one point on it for threading a rope, so it was barely seen that it was in the shape of a beast.

Below    is not some text, but something like a ghost-drawn talisman. It can be seen that there are things like eyes, some pictographs, and star symbols, which seem to be like gourds and some dragons and snakes. It should be the four-character "Tao Jing Shi Bao".

"Ah? This is a Taoist treasure!" Li Dandao looked very happy. This seal can bless mana, which is equivalent to a qualification for external release. It is not subject to urinals. As long as a Taoist believer can be invited home, but this kind of magic weapon , needs to be treated well, after all, its representatives are the Tao, the teacher, the scriptures, and the three treasures of Taoism.

"This is a treasure of talismans that Dad collected by himself, or is it an antique? It should be from the end of the Han Dynasty, or the early Wei and Jin Dynasties. Dad said that you are leaking your cleverness now, and it is easy to provoke evil spirits, so take it. It will give you self-defense."

Li Dandao asked: "Can this thing have an inheritance?" Li Dandao wanted to ask clearly, after all, it was brought out by Tian Wu, Tian Wu is a member of the Shamanism, and taking out a Taoist treasure is nothing more than several ways. "

   "Don't worry, this is from a dilapidated Lei Zun Temple. I don't know if it is the Shifang Jungle or the Descendants Temple. Anyway, it has been abandoned for many years, and there is no other cause and effect." Fuling said.

  Li Dandao was even more delighted. It was enshrined in Lei Zun Temple, which means that this treasure must have good power. He was grateful at the moment: "How embarrassing this is." But he just put it away and played with it and watched it.

   "You'd better find a high-quality jujube wood to make a box." Fuling said, "I took the original box."

   The box containing the dharma seal is also a magic weapon, which can be used to collect ghosts, and some are made of lightning strike wood, which can warm the dharma seal.

  Li Dan said directly: "Thank you very much! Thank you!" But he kept rubbing his hands: "Well, I'll wait for me to make some high-quality pills to send to the temple. This instrument cannot be measured in gold or silver."

   Fuling nodded regretfully: "It's a pity, you don't worship my father as your teacher."

  Li Dandao hehe said: "Although there is no name, but there is a reality." Li Dandao has a seal, and many spells can be cast.

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