After Crossing the Zerg, I Became a Forum Boss

In the sky blue room, the soft light faintly spilled down, creating a warm and comfortable atmosphere for the insects. The south-facing location of the room is a floor-to-ceiling window instead of the entire wall. In such a dark night, only insects with high bloodline levels can see the blooming flowers, as well as the beautiful little fireflies surrounding the flowers.

In the middle of the room is a round waterbed, and the warm water flowing through it relieves the fatigue of the males, and is so comfortable that the insects want to lie on it forever.

At this moment, a discordant scene is happening on the bed—

[I panted lightly, clutching the bed sheet tightly with both hands, trying to ease the pain in my body. But the more patience I became, the more excited he was. It was dark around me and I couldn't see anything. The head was even more muddled. I didn't understand what was going on at the time.

The day before, I retired from the army and took over the task of protecting the most noble male worm master of the fairy star, and it is also recognized that the male worm who is most likely to break through the S grade. But when I arrived at the hotel, I was about to use the room card that the captain gave me to open that room in the hotel, and I felt the overwhelming amount of psychedelics. The amount of psychedelics was sufficient to kill the insects in estrus!

I'm careless. I thought that no insect would dare to attack an S-class male, unless he wanted to wander to death in the star prison, but I didn't expect that I would become the target of other insects and fall into this humiliating situation.

All females know what it means to be done by a male who is not their male owner.

But at that time, I quickly lost the energy to think. The first wave of pain passed, and an indescribable feeling rose from my spine, and I also yelled out uncontrollably. ]

Allen looked cold, as if discussing very advanced scientific works with insects on the star network.

In fact, he is posting a green post in the Night Tan area of ​​Jinjiang Forum.

Green Post is another area of ​​Jinjiang Forum-the story of Xiami District.

Once there was a female worm in Xiami district who was wearing the ID of the green father invented a small movie that made the worms want to stop. It described in detail what happened in the movie and was accompanied by stills of the actors.

But the friends in the altar have been scratching their hearts and lungs for a few days, and they still haven't found that little movie.

It wasn't until someone with great powers saw the actor's deity that he was sure that the other party had never acted in the movie, and the so-called stills were just photos that were not widely circulated in a certain audition.

The angry altar friends dug the ground three feet and wanted to search out the green father. But the Jinjiang forum is anonymous, all they have is a string of codes. Due to the special nature of anonymous forums, it is not possible to search for codes in the forums. What they can do is to click on one post after another, and slowly look for the footprints of the father-in-law...

Few insects now know whether those friends in the circle have found the father-in-law.

What is certain, however, is that the term "green posts" has been passed down, and its influence has gradually expanded. At the same time, there is a saying that all green posts must be fake posts.

In the Night Tan area of ​​Jinjiang Forum, there is no such thing as writing novels. Allen has seen enough of those "[Subject] The male lord brought two female waiters home today. What should I do if I feel uncomfortable?"

"[Subject] The other female waiters in the family have handed over their salary cards to the male master. Should I do the same?"

"[Subject] In love, but the male never takes the initiative to send messages to me."

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Allen wanted to give something different to the forum. He had already thought about it. He wrote "My Father and Daughter" based on Carol and Lance, so as to spread more positive energy-although Allen didn't think, But in terms of the status quo of the Zerg, Carol is definitely a peerless male.

But he was dismissed by Nolan's words again.

Thinking of Carol's haunting skills, Allen wanted to roll her lovely eyes.

But just now, when Allen and Nolan went to the president's office to look for Carol, Allen suddenly thought of the front desk downstairs in the Kaka Building, the sub-female attitude.

He remembered the presidential text of Mary Su, who had seen him on the earth in his previous life. The newly hired female employee went to the hotel to send information to the president, but was misunderstood as the room service that the president had just called, or the president thought it was his partner. Small desserts.

Then appeared the vulgar and classic story of the overbearing president's little escaped wife.

Sometimes it will be added to run with the ball, and then the fugitive wife will give birth to a male with an IQ of 200+, no, a little boy.

Allen's heart is about to move, he thinks this story will definitely be liked by the females.

Judging from the experience of his two lives, the aesthetics of the Zerg and human beings are the same in many cases.

However, Allen doesn't like weak sub-females. He prefers a military female with tall legs like Antonio.

Moreover, there are many military women in the Night Tan area of ​​Jinjiang Forum, and such articles can resonate with them and inspire their fantasies. Allen arranged the identity of the bodyguard for the hero, so as to fit the character of the hero better, and named the novel he was about to write "The Domineering Male Insect Girl".

Originally everything was ready and only owed east wind.

But Allen found another serious problem. The forum is just a place for females to communicate and irrigate, and there is no soil for novel creation.

Allen hesitated, and decided to find a website for original novels to publish his brain-inspired "The Overbearing Hero", but he turned around on the star network and found that the star network had not been established. Original novel website.

There are two quite rudimentary, and the traffic is far inferior to the Night Tan area of ​​Jinjiang Forum.

He rolled back again.

Allen changed his previously written novel on the light screen from the third person to the first person, which is more suitable for the style of the forum, and then changed "The Overbearing Hero" to "After I walked to the wrong room last night ", and changed the title to green with the code, implying that this is a fake, fictitious post, and he started his great creation.

[I don’t remember how many times the strange male called me last night because I was completely unconscious. When I was awake, the sky was already bright outside, and I felt a thirst in my throat, probably because I screamed too much last night and made my voice hoarse. Then I saw the male worm last night. He hadn't woken up yet, half of his face was embedded in the soft pillow, and half of his face was showing abnormally handsome appearance.

Such-looking males are usually seen by military females like me who are cold by nature, and they can't help but look at them more. But I never thought of having **** with such a male in this way.

At that time, my mind was very confused.

Before I could figure it out, my star-net bracelet was on. I closed the star-net bracelet subconsciously. I couldn't imagine the embarrassing scene when he woke up and we looked at each other. I quietly got out of the bed, there were many traces of blue and purple on my body, and my legs were sore and sore. .

There is no way to describe my desperate mood at the time. No bug would believe that he forced me. He is just an ordinary male. Although I can determine from his appearance that his blood level is not low, I am just retired A. Class army female.

I thought this incident would pass like this. I quietly left the hotel. It was too dark last night. He probably didn't see what I looked like. Later, I gradually realized that the hallucinogen in the room was aimed at him, and he should also be the victim of this accident. I don't want to force other males to marry me because of an accident.

When my body recovered a little in the afternoon, I went to the captain to apologize. The captain deducted half of my salary, but gave me the task of protecting the future S-class male. I learned later that I had found the wrong room. The little male was in room 06 on the 2nd floor, but I went to room 06 on the 3rd floor.

The little male worm is very cute, and he said that when he becomes an adult, he will let me be his female. I just smiled, didn't take his words seriously, only I knew that I was no longer worthy of any male.

I thought I would be so lonely and end old, but a month later, I accidentally discovered that my gestational sac was fully developed. My body is gestating an egg. ]

When Allen posted his second update, he was already on the 77th floor.

Alan:...

Allen didn't expect that only 5 paragraphs in the main building would lead to so many discussions.

He was even a little bit ashamed. He had just started writing novels, and found it difficult to write novels. Every paragraph sent a few hundred words, and it was still difficult to give birth.

result…

Are they all scolding him? !

I always feel that this rhythm is a bit familiar...

1L

[When I watched it for the first time, I felt painful to the host, but I watched it again immediately, what the **** is this? Where is such a weak military woman who was brought down by psychedelic outside the room? Get the task of protecting future S-class males casually? Also, do you know the number of A-level males and the number of S-level males? Where are the males that can definitely break through the S grade? Is there really, such an important task, that female will take it lightly? Going to the wrong room, my God, how could there be such a stupid female? ]

Alan:...

Alan didn't expect that the first message was Qilian Qun directly on the soul. Allen does not know the specific strength of military females and the effect of psychedelics. He also knows that there are very few S-class males, but there are 5 in the Southern Branch of the Male Society. David, Lancelot and him are old They are almost the same, and they see each other often. Therefore, it is difficult for him to have a concrete concept of this.

As for the male who will definitely break through the S grade, he himself is.

Allen didn't think he was important, even Lancelot and David didn't mention that they would send special bodyguards to protect him. Arranging bodyguards for the underage males, Allen thought he had made a fuss.

As for going to the wrong room, he often goes to the wrong room himself. Of course, according to scientific research, females have a much better sense of direction than males, but they will inevitably make mistakes.

Allen stubbornly said there, explained to himself, and then turned the message below.

2L

[Is this really what happened to the original poster? The original poster is so pitiful. ]

…

In addition to scolding the original poster for being stupid, it is pitying what happened to the original poster. Allen quickly skipped these messages again and turned to the bottom. Sure enough, many females were waiting for his follow-up on the forum.

He just updated it and received a lot of replies.

83L

[There is an egg, it's still the egg of a male with a good bloodline, it's not a loss. ]

87L

[Good thing. After such a night of ecstasy, plus an egg, does the host know how many stars are needed to find a lively male worm? You make a lot of money. ]

Alan:...

Is it true that all females are like this? Obviously they were quite shy in front of him.

Allen was inexplicably disillusioned.

92L

[I'm jealous. Thinking that I was single for 200 years, it was the first time I found a good male. Unfortunately, the older I get, the harder it is to find. For the first time, the host can have eggs, and the bloodline level of the male worm must be very high, it is estimated to be A level. ]

99L

[If it was an S-class male that night, the host should wake up with a smile in his dreams. ]

…

Allen never knew that there was such a large amount of traffic in the Night Tan area of ​​Jinjiang Forum. After he refreshed it, new messages came out.

100L

[This is a green post, are there no bugs found? The host even used a code for the title, which turned it into lake green. You have so many worms so idle to chat with you? ! ]

101L

[I want to accompany the chat. So innocent and so stupid, there are not many females who think they can run into males when they go out. ]

111L

[Just saw upstairs. Was it a green post? I was still thinking about getting a membership card for a luxury hotel. I wandered in the corridor every day to see if there were any good-looking males dragging me in. Of course, if I encounter an unsightly male, I will knock him unconscious and send him to the treatment cabin. ]

112L

[Upstairs are you serious? ]

113L

[The eldest brother on the 111th floor is too demanding, and he has to pick the male to look good. If there is a male, it is time to snicker. ]

…

The rhythm seems to be different from what Allen thought.

The author has something to say: The stalk of the father-in-law comes from the leisurely vest lake green.

I feel that Hulu is quite famous. I didn't expect it to be "made up" in Jinjiang. Jinjiang always surprises me inadvertently.