After Crossing the Zerg, I Became a Forum Boss

Here, Carol is still muttering, "Not at all cute as a child."

Over there, Allen turned around. He leaned forward on the dining table with one hand, his whole body was leaned forward, and his hair was combed to the back of his head, revealing a smooth forehead. This also made Allen's face changed in Carol's eyes. It must be extraordinarily large and extraordinarily clear.

Allen tried to care about the glass heart that his male father appeared inexplicably, and asked the subject: "What is the male father looking at?"

Carol looked at her male cub quietly for a while, stretched out her hand, and slowly patted Alan's face to the side.

Early in the morning, seeing such a shining face made his mood even worse.

He is not a female, and he is not a male worm who has never seen a beautiful face in the Southern Branch of the Male Worm Association or the Tianma branch. When this face is still a milk bun, he will see every day!

Despite this, Carol still felt that he had been severely hit.

It wasn't because of the gleaming male cub in front of him, but because of his heart, as if it had been stabbed with a sharp arrow.

He seems to understand a little bit of adjectives such as the president of Bluestone Cultural Brokerage Company, handsome and charming, noble and elegant, young and promising. In the end, why can't it be worth the title of "the father of all insect fans Allen".

Thinking of Lance, who is more successful than him in his career, if Lance now meets a partner who has insects who are studying at Tianma Elementary School, his identity as the president of Kaka Mecha Manufacturing Company will also be ranked in the "Wan insect fan Ai Behind Len's father and mother, Carol was silently comforted again.

Carol, who has finally done a good job of psychological construction, finally raised the magazine on her hand and said to Allen, "The most popular "Dominant Male In Love with Me" recently, the best-selling magazine "Wan Chong Fan" "A serial novel launched this year."

As Carol was talking, he thought of something again, "After you were on the "I want to be a big star!" program when you were a kid, this magazine asked you to shoot the cover, but I rejected it. Do you remember? They really made a huge price at that time. At that time, the Kaka Mecha Manufacturing Company hadn't made so much money now, so I directly rejected them, and I felt heartache for a while."

Carol's expression deepened again.

Although when he named the cub "Ellen", he expected that Ellen would become a fan of all insects, but just like other male fathers would name the cubs "Cheng Long" and "Cheng Feng", they were actually just expressions. A good wish, and did not expect the little bugs of my own family to become dragons or phoenixes.

Carol thought that even if Allen could become a fan of all bugs, at least it would be after Allen became an adult?

But looking back now, Carol discovered that he had been deeply dominated by all the charms of Wan Chong Fan Cub Allen for more than ten years.

Carol was completely absorbed in his thoughts, so he didn't notice Alan's weird expression.

Allen did not expect that the main star's "Mixed Bugs" magazine would be sold to Pegasus.

In addition, Carol is still a loyal reader of "Mixed Bugs" magazine, is chasing the serialization of the novel "The Domineering Male Fell in Love with Me"?

In fact, this book "The Domineering Worm in Love with Me" is adapted from the post "[Subject] After I walked to the wrong room last night" in the Night Tan area of ​​Jinjiang Forum.

The author of this novel is "The Great".

"The Great" was brutally stripped of his vest last year, and friends found out that "The Great" shares the same code with another green post in the Yetan area of ​​Jinjiang Forum, "The author comes from the earth", that is, they are actually behind the same bug.

In the end, Allen had to take the initiative to propose that he would fill in the original huge pit in "Mixed Insects".

The fact is that before the friends in the altar stripped off Alan's two vests, he had already fallen off in front of some bugs, and the cooperation with "Miss Bugs" had been negotiated a long time ago.

At that time, it was announced, but it was just a smooth ride.

Originally in Allen's vision, his vest would not easily fall off.

However, Allen overlooked one point-the artificial intelligence of the Southern Branch of the Male Society is in charge of the star network. If a male with a high level of the Southern Branch tries to find the code 1314520100861001, a BUG will be found.

...

The magazine "Mystery of Bugs" focuses on the content of the famous males of the main star. For example, Carol, the **** of the year, is a favorite follower of "Mystery of Bugs".

Carol did not play with the scandals, but supported many reporters and editors of the magazine "Wang Chong Fan" at that time.

The main audience of the magazine is of course a large number of single females. If they encounter an enlightened male, they will take the initiative to order two magazines for their females every month for them to circulate and communicate with each other in order to stabilize the family harmony.

What do the females of the main star want to see most?

Of course it is the future of the Zerg, the heir to the throne, a recent photo of the little prince.

Or maybe it's the love life of Lancelot, the S-class male who is known to be the most abstinent and indifferent.

Naturally, Lancelot didn't want to be in the magazine "Mystery of Insects" every day to see what unscrupulous editors made up for him, and said that he had met a beautiful woman. Even if Lancelot spoke to each other just because of work.

Lancelot can naturally file a lawsuit against "Mixed Bugs" in the court, but he will definitely not win in the end.

Because apart from the problem of reproduction—in short, the preferential treatment of males—the Zerg still takes care of the civilians in other ways.

There is an unwritten rule in the law that the interest of civilians is higher than the privacy of celebrities.

This even includes news about the royal family.

Unless the other party has taken a private photo of Lancelot, it will be difficult for Lancelot to gain the upper hand in public opinion.

Otherwise, Lancelot won the journalist in a lawsuit. Who else would dare to report on these S-class males/noble males/star males? What about the spiritual food of the common people?

Therefore, the Nantian Branch of the Male Worm Association reached an early agreement with the most popular magazine "Men Worm". They will occasionally release some irrelevant exclusive news to "Wan Chong Fan". At the same time, "Wan Chong Fan" also cooperates with the Nantian Branch of the Male Worm Association and does not publish any false information about the core members of the Nantian Branch. When appropriate, we must cooperate with them to manipulate public opinion.

So this time, "Wan Chong Fan" magazine wanted to find a bug bound to a certain code in an anonymous forum. The male bug who was in charge of contacting the magazine by the Nantian Branch of the Male Bug Association did not think it was a major event.

Jinjiang Forum is indeed an anonymous forum, but it is limited to users who do not know who the other party is, but the backstage of Jinjiang Forum can still see it.

Even if you don’t use the Nantian branch of the Male Worm Association, it’s not difficult to find the worm behind the code 1314520100861001 by "Wang Worm" magazine and find the worm behind the code 1314520100861001. The Worm Association Nantian discussed better.

As long as the males of the Southern Sky Branch search on the artificial intelligence, they will be able to find the worm once and for all.

Therefore, the male worm who initially agreed to this request only thought it was a trivial matter-the editor of "Wan Chong Fan" left a message under the post, and waited for months without reply, and wanted the contact information of the host to request a draft.

It was not until the males of the Southern Sky Branch of the Males Association searched the code and the artificial intelligence reminded him that he was not authorized enough, and he was surprised by the seriousness of this matter.

It's not that the firewall of Jinjiang Forum is too powerful, but that he has insufficient authority. The meaning in this sentence is very interesting.

What circumstances can cause insufficient A-level males of the Male Association?

S-class males with less than 2 digits in the whole star, S-class females with less than 3 digits, as well as members of the royal family and high-level government, only the authority of these insects can steadily exceed the A-level males of the Southern Sky Branch.

Who of them might post on the forum?

It's still like this...

Two S-class males are deeply obsessed with the post of an A-class female.

The males of the Southern Branch of the Male Society are all elites. The elites are best at complicating simple issues and terrorizing ordinary things. This small post has become very terrifying in the mind of the male worm in question.

He felt that he had accidentally discovered a terrifying conspiracy.

It is very likely that a certain A-class female who is in control of the power-belongs to the royal family or the political world, the latter is more likely-coveting two S-class males at the same time.

As for the little male who is still A grade, but is very likely to break through S grade, is it very similar to the most promising little Allen in the Southern Tian Branch?

As for the abstinent S-class male elder brother who has never been scandalous...

The matter was reported to each level, directly to Lancelot's desk.

Due to the serious wording on the case file and the outrageous guess, although Lancelot felt extremely absurd in his heart, he rushed to the secret base of the main star where the artificial intelligence was stored overnight.

Then……

Lancelot:...

Lancelot stared at the query results quietly for 10 minutes.

He dared to swear that if Alan was not in the Tianping War Department at the time, he could fly to Pegasus and take Alan out of the bed to have a fight!

Even if he can't beat it, he will beat it!

Allen’s existence is highly classified within the Southern Branch of the Male Insect Association. Only a few males know most of the truth, knowing that Allen may be exposed or even targeted by malicious females, Lance Lot felt extremely anxious at the time.

However, he never expected it.

The males in high positions are either like Carol, who lived in a tens of thousands of flowers, without any leaves touching his body; or like Jude, always dreaming of collecting all kinds of beautiful females.

Lancelot knew that Allen liked water forums and that many of Allen's ideas were novel, but he never thought that the problem would be so serious.

Finally waiting for Allen to return from the Balance Operations Department, Lancelot calmly chased after Allen's latest post "[Subject] Talk about my friend who was sent to a remote planet but was still married to an S-class male", It also includes all the replies from Allen in the post.

He called Alan into a virtual insect.

Lancelot said: "Do you like to write green posts?"

Allen didn't react at all, "Huh?"

Lancelot said very calmly: "Since I like to write green posts so much, and I like "The Domineering Male Sister", how can I stop writing it in the future?"

If Allen didn't know that his vest in the Jinjiang Forum was lost at this time, he would be too sorry for his S-class bloodline.

Allen felt bad in his heart, but he really couldn't think of why this incident would alarm Lancelot, so he just posted a green post on the forum.

Allen said: "Is there a problem with posting?"

Naturally, Lancelot would not tell Allen, because of his post, the Southern Branch of the Male Worm Association was in a mess from bottom to top.

Later, Lancelot used artificial intelligence to query Allen's posts in the sauerkraut area of ​​Jinjiang Forum. He deeply sympathized with the entertainment companies of Pegasus and had to admit that their little male was born to stir the wind. The ability to stir rain.

But Lancelot couldn't admit this to Allen.

A single green post in Allen’s district messed up the Southern Tian Branch of the Male Insect Association. How incompetent is Lancelot as the president?

Lancelot completely ignored Allen’s pitiful face, and said ruthlessly, "Don’t you like writing green posts? The magazine "Million Bugs" invites you to open a column specifically to adapt your green posts to Novel, serialized on it."

Allen: ...

Lancelot said: "Don't think about cutting corners and fishing in troubled waters. The magazine of "Mixed Bugs" will be sent to the club every month to give the males in the club the most time-consuming reading. Of course, I can't force you. If you don’t do it, I will send the link to your post to David, Jude, Alfred..."

Alan, who was ridiculed at thousands of miles away, has not dared to go to the virtual insects:...

Lancelot walked to Ellen's side and patted him on the shoulder, "This is also a chance for you to give full play to your talents. How much traffic does Jinjiang Forum have, and how many sales of "Million Insect Fans"."

Allen:...

...

Carol finally finished reading the magazine, and he told Allen, "This is delivered by the main star express. It will be a week before Pegasus is officially released."

The corners of Allen's mouth twitched slightly, and he wondered: "Isn't "Mixed Bugs" a regional magazine?"

Isn't the regional magazine only published on a certain planet?

"Since "The Overbearing Male Fell In Love With Me" was serialized on "Mystery of Insects", the magazines that serialized it were once out of stock." Carroll said: "The demand for buying it from other planets is also increasing. This year, Pegasus star Shanghai has also set up a special promotion station for them. It’s just that the time of the public sale is one week later than the main star."

Of course, Carol, who is at the forefront of fashion and rich, can never wait for a week in peace.

Allen glanced back and forth at the title of the novel, seemingly incomprehensible, "But why would the father like this?"

Whether it's this novel or this magazine, its main audience is females, isn't it?

The reason why Allen wrote so many plots as Jack Su is also to cater to the females of the Jinjiang Forum Night Tan area, and now the main audience of "Mixed Bugs".

"Knowing yourself and the enemy, a hundred battles will never end." Carol said: "I heard that many females fantasize about becoming the "me" in the novel. I have to study why, so that I can get them in the future."

Allen had to remind him, "The father-in-law is still there."

Carol replied with kindness, "Spoken mistakes. I mean, I can't have the traits of these overbearing males. My current charm is big enough and I can't be targeted by more females."

"Alan, do you want to watch and study?" Carol asked again.

Allen took a deep breath. He didn't know how to tell Carol that the content of a certain column was created in his own home, which Carol is holding now from the main star's "Mystery of Insects". .

The unpublished chapters of "The Overbearing Male Fell in Love with Me" are even in his bedroom upstairs, and some plots were conceived while playing games with Carol.

Allen finally decided to keep the secret.

It's not that he doesn't want to hand in the relatively high-income manuscript fee, he just doesn't want Carol to baptize him again with a peculiar look similar to Lancelot.

Allen said: "It's almost late. Father, is it convenient for you to send me to the university?"