After School Tuition Centre

"The final exams are coming soon, please help me!"

"John, please teach me how to be as smart as you!" Koh Zi Hong who was on his knees begged John Ng who placed his feet on Koh Zi Hong's head.

Lim Zhen Cong walked over and pulled Koh Zi Hong up and looked at him straight in the eye. "You could have just asks me." Lim Zhen Cong said seriously.

Koh Zi Hong gave Lim Zhen Cong as he slapped away his hands and told him. "I'm not going to trust a physics teacher on subjects like p.o.r.n."

PAK

After giving Koh Zi Hong a good hit with his backscratcher Lim Zhen Cong asked. "What kind of exams are you taking anyway?"

"Sorry I only teach people about p.o.r.n and nothing else." John Ng said cheerfully with his tongue stickling out like an idiot.

Koh Zi Hong's last hope of passing his exams are destroyed in the form of John Ng's rejection as the world around him began to fade into nothing. 'Who will help me?' He asked himself.

'Lee Kai Wen? I he doesn't fall asleep in the first five minutes I might have some hope.'

'Chong Xi Kang? Why did I even think of him?'

"I know I'm next, so might as well let me give you my answer now." Tan Han Sheng said as he looked at Koh Zi Hong who is lying on the floor.

'Is this friendship?' A question began to bubble inside Koh Zi Hong's mind as he looked at Tan Han Sheng evil smile.

Koh Zi Hong quickly shook his head and throws that thought into the toilet that he imagined as he told himself. "This isn't a serious chapter; this is a comedy chapter that s.u.c.k.e.d…"

That evil smile turned into a villainous grin as Tan Han Sheng grabbed Koh Zi Hong by his shirt and whispered to him. "You like anime and games right? Then let's have fun!"

In the end Tan Han Sheng brought Koh Zi Hong on an adventure of a lifetime within one and a half hour.

From the deepest parts of the toilet till the open plains of Lim Zhen Cong's bald head they both had zero fun throughout the process.

Well what could you expect a middle aged man's bald head and a toilet isn't the happiest place on earth… Can I get sued writing that?

Let me rephrase that a f.u.c.k.i.n.g toilet and a man's scalp isn't the happiest place on earth.

That's better.

End of week 45.