Lilian: "..."

This is simply insane!

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Chapter 489 The Dwarf is here

After walking around, Lilian finally understood that the original stone canyon now not only has delicious food, flowers, but also karst caves for tourists to remember the vicissitudes and thickness of history.

The two got out of the cave, and Robb pointed to the cliff to the west, and said with a smile: "Next, I'm going to send someone to climb up that cliff, build a dangerous and dangerous plank road, and build a small pavilion on the top of the mountain. In the future, tourists will be allowed to climb up through the plank road and play in the pavilion. There will always be some naughty people who will like to climb. I will arrange a gate at the entrance of the plank road and collect the plank road maintenance fee from tourists. "

Lillian whispered: "This is... all-round cheating!"

"How can this be called cheating money, this is to let everyone spend money to buy happiness."

As soon as Robb finished saying this, a head suddenly appeared on the cliff to the west. This head appeared on the top of the cliff, and it was so far away that almost no one could see it, but Robb was planning himself. The great money-swindling scheme, so open reconnaissance.

As soon as the head of the man on the cliff appeared, he could see it clearly. It was a very funny face, with a huge red nose in the middle of the face plate, a round face, and a moustache. The most bizarre thing was , The beard actually has a lot of small braids, which looks very happy.

He lay on the cliff and looked down, saw the human village below, turned around, and seemed to be saying something to the people behind him. Then, a lot of heads appeared on the cliff.

These heads are different in appearance, but they have one thing in common, that is, they all have a dirty beard, and the beard is braided. Everyone's hair is still different. It became a lot of small braids, and some people made two braids...

Robb almost jumped up and complained on the spot, why did he play so many tricks on his beard.

These heads were observing the "flower and crystal town" in the rough rock canyon from the cliff. After a few minutes, they figured out where the town was at the bottom of the mountain. One of them finally started to move, and he threw a A long rope, then jumped out, grabbed the rope with both hands, and slid down the cliff.

This time Robb finally saw his full face, this is a dwarf!

He was as tall as his waist. He was short, strong and round. He looked like he was growing horizontally. He slid down from the high cliff with a rope, and with a swish, despite his short and round stature, his movements were quite vigorous, and he slid down the cliff dozens of meters high with ease.

However, the embarrassing thing happened. The rope did not hang all the way to the ground. At a place about three or four meters above the ground, the rope was not long enough...

The dwarf hangs at the end of the rope and glances down, it's still such a high distance, embarrassing! But now that he has slipped down dozens of meters, he can't climb up again, right? He had to let go of his hands and jumped straight down.

He didn't stand still when he landed, and with a thud, he chomped on shit, his face was on the ground, but his butt was pouted to the sky.

When he played like this, all the tourists in the town saw it, and couldn't help laughing: "What is that dwarf doing? How stupid!"

"Haha, all the dwarves are like this. They seem reckless and do things like this."

Although the cliff was still some distance away from the town, a large group of people laughed at him together, and the voice still passed from afar. The dwarf got up from the ground angrily and shouted at him: "What are you laughing at? I didn't see you. Have you ever climbed a mountain with a dwarf?"

He spread his two short legs and ran towards the village quickly.

Everyone knew at a glance that the large group of dwarves on the cliff did not come down, but this one came down. Of course, it was sent to talk, and they waited quietly. At a distance of several hundred yards, the dwarves ran and ran, The two short legs ran for a long time, but they hadn't run in front of everyone.

This time, even the kind-hearted Lilian couldn't bear it anymore, and burst into laughter: "Are dwarves running so slowly?"

Everyone spread their hands: "No, it's just that they usually run slowly, but they still run fast in battle."

Lilian: "..."

After a while, the dwarf finally ran in front of everyone, gasping for breath, as if he was tired from running. The nobles and tourists all tacitly stepped aside to let the dwarf face Robb.

The dwarf is not a fool. From everyone's actions, he can see who is the boss here. He stared at Robb for a while, and then said: "You are the lord here? So young!"

Robb smiled and said, "The lord here is called Robert Smith, and I am his magic teacher."

"Oh, is that so?" the dwarf gasped, "That's good, I want to ask you, is this the rough rock canyon? Oh, damn it! I'm marching fast with many of my companions, and I tell them This is Rough Rock Canyon, a human town, but they all didn't believe me, so they asked me to come over and ask."

Robb smiled: "You are right, this is indeed the rough rock canyon."

"Ah? Hahaha! I really didn't look in the wrong place?" The dwarf laughed proudly: "Those idiots just laughed at me for not even being able to find a way, saying that I am a direction idiot, road blind, Said that I was only suitable for drilling in the hole, and I would not find the north, south, east, and west on the ground, hahaha, but now it has been proved that they are all wrong, and I am right."

Robb spread his hands!

The dwarf looked left, right, and looked around: "However, why do I feel that this place is not the same as the rough rock canyon I remember? I think... I came here 10 years, no, 12 years ago. Here... I was a very young dwarf at the time, and my beard couldn't be braided so long."

He shook off his braided beard!

Before Robb could answer this time, the people next to him laughed: "You are talking about what happened more than ten years ago, the current rough stone canyon is no longer the original stone canyon, it is called 'Flower Crystal Town' 'Rough Rock Canyon is a small town that makes you feel fresh."

"Oh!" The dwarf put on a face that didn't care: "The devil cares how much has changed here, as long as I can make sure I'm in the right place."

He said naively: "I want to ask you, if you walk 150 miles southeast from here, will you be able to reach Xifeng Town?"

Robb asked, "Yes, what are you going to do in Westwind Town?"

"Go and support our allies." The dwarf hummed: "Those elves who pride themselves on being beaten up by the monster army sent people to ask us for help, hahaha, what's the use of being so proud usually? , when you get beaten, don't you have to call us dwarves? Hahahaha!"

PS: Holy Monday is here again! Father-in-law has prepared another batch of manuscripts, eh! Everyone knows, the following is the update notice, of course, every day at this time, it is customary to ask for a ticket. Recommended tickets, monthly tickets, guaranteed bottom blades, give them to the father-in-law.

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PS: In addition, I would like to recommend a novel. It is also "200 Million Years of Title" written by my father-in-law's good friend Maodoujiao, which is also an invincible novel.

When my father-in-law recommended this book last time, some friends said they couldn't understand it. Edamame accepted everyone's opinions. Now the opening chapter has been revised to ensure that everyone can understand it.

Chapter 490 Nothing is more reliable than tools and machines

Robb understood as soon as he heard it. This is the dwarf that the elf elder wrote to call last time. It is a family of dwarves living in the western mountain range of the Cave of Wind Essence.

The strange thing is that when Robb sent the elf archer to deliver the letter, he gave him a strategic portal scroll and let him open the door to pick up the dwarves. road ahead.

The dwarf continued to babble: "I heard that the army of monsters is going to attack West Wind Town. You are very close to West Wind Town, so it should be a very dangerous place. Why do you still look leisurely? Could it be that the damn letter is fake? of?"

Robb spread his hands: "No! That letter is true, Westwind Town has indeed been attacked by monsters, and I am the Godfather of West Wind Town mentioned in the letter from the elf elders. Humans and elves have been waiting for your dwarves for a long time. "

"Huh? Are you the human lord of West Wind Town?" Dwarf Daqi: "Then why are you in the original stone canyon?"

"This matter is complicated, so let's not talk about it." Robb smiled: "I have something I want to ask you, didn't the elf who delivered the letter brought a portal scroll there? You should open the door and go directly to West Wind Town, why are you going over the mountains by yourself?"

The dwarf laughed: "Use magic scrolls? Don't be kidding! The magic played by those arrogant elves is ridiculous. We don't care what magic portals are used. God knows where they will send us, can we? Walking on our own legs, why enter a portal? We are not lame."

Robb: "..."

Well, it seems that these dwarves and elves are really not good at dealing with them, and even the portal scrolls brought by the elves are not happy to use them, but they still came here to reinforce humans and elves! This shows that they will not give up their allies because of their own likes and dislikes, and give up will do the right thing.

Robb smiled and stretched out a hand to the dwarf: "Anyway, welcome to our town."

"You don't look bad as a human." The dwarf reached out and shook hands with Robb. His height was only half of Robb's. It made Robb feel like holding a child's hand and shaking it twice. Weird.

The dwarf turned around and waved to the cliff. Soon, a large group of heads appeared on the cliff. These people put down a lot of ropes, and then slid down the ropes one by one. The funny thing is, these guys are almost all of them. They will fall when they finally jump down, making themselves disgraced and embarrassed.

Not long after, nearly 800 people came down from the cliff, all of them were warriors in iron armor, carrying iron hammers and iron axes on their backs. Although they were short, they looked like soil and fat, but they were all fierce. Very powerful look.

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