After Transmigration, I Spit Rainbow Farts and Overturned the Car

Children, who are you going to do?

Ji Chi'an's eyes were about to be squinted, and the squinting eyes were all monsters.

In fact, Lin Yuan didn't think too much at the beginning when he did this action. He just felt that Lin Luo was crowded and wanted her to move a little bit.

But the moment he grabbed her wrist, he felt something was wrong.

Murderous.

So he paused, not because he was afraid of Ji Chian, but because he didn't know whether Lin Luo was willing or not.

Ji Chi'an could see Lin Luo's thoughtfulness, even if he didn't like it, he still wanted to possess her to protect her. After all, there are many coincidences, which can be seen at a glance.

It's just that people who deceive themselves and put themselves in a blind spot because of interference from foreign objects, have turned a blind eye to all this.

Lin is in the blind zone, but Lin Yuan is not there, so as a friend, he must respect her choice.

At this moment, the two men reached a certain tacit understanding, and neither of them further interfered with Lin Luo's movements.

Shu Qingqing held his breath and regretted not buying a watermelon.

Only Lin Luo was completely unaware of the subtle aura, pulled out his wrist without a trace, bent down, and took out a folding pony from under the coffee table, opened it, and placed it on the open space at the turning point of the two sofas, and then sat down. Go up.

Because I was wearing a short skirt, in order to avoid running out of light, my posture was very honest and well-behaved. With both hands on my knees, his back was straight, his eyes blinked, his tone was warm and familiar: "Mr Ji, don't sit on the armrest of the sofa, huh. Don’t panic, get on the sofa, really, don’t be polite, I’ll just sit here."

Lin Yuan suddenly lost his hand: ...

Ji Chian who suddenly fell through: ...

Shu Qingqing, who suddenly had a little Mazha beside her feet while eating:...

The director group who was called and complained: Who put the little Mazza!

Lin Luo smiled triumphantly: "I told the director team last time that there are eight people, a three-seater sofa, a two-seater sofa, and a single sofa. They are not enough to sit on. , But I didn’t change it today, but fortunately, when I went to their school with Lin Yuan last time, I bought two ponies and came back for backup."

Director group: We arranged the sofa so narrowly to make you squeeze! How can I get sparks without squeezing? ! As a result, you secretly hid little Mazza! The pink bubbles are suddenly gone!

[...Why does it end like this? 】

[Luck! What are you thinking? ! Brother Lin Yuan has nowhere to put his little hand! ! Do you bear it? ! 】

[Luo Luo, if you are fired by President Ji, don’t ask us why]

[Only I care why someone can sit on the pony zaar so elegant and cute? 】

[Heh, it's a high-ranking white lotus bitch. Both sides are fishing, but they just changed to a peculiar posture. What is the essential difference? Do you think it is cute? 】

[Yes, two weeks ago, I ran cp with Lin Yuan, scrambled the scandal, and rumored to have a scandal with Ji Chian. Today, the two of them are on the show together, Ge Ying, Jian Bitch]

[How did you know that it was fishing on both sides? What if you don't want to be anywhere? 】

[How big is the face in front, what status is Lin Luo, a traffic idol, a young president, which one should she not rush to lick? Think about how she used to shoot Ji Chian's flattery on the show before, pretending to be high is not like that. 】

[Think about it, the last Qi Hua who offended her has gone in now, what kind of fuel-efficient lamp can it be? There is a wave of hype, and you are prepared at first sight. You also help your brother pull the cp, the heart is big enough]

[Really there are sunspots everywhere, Lin Luo looks so cute, he did this to avoid suspicion]

......

Standing in teams on all sides is a **** storm.

And the person involved, holding the cup and drinking hot milk with an innocent look.

In fact, she had prepared for the little Mazza a long time ago. As a variety celebrity, how could she not understand the design of the director group, but the director group has always wanted to have more conflicts as long as the program is effective. However, for the guest herself, many contradictions will bring unnecessary harm and controversy. She only wants to work to earn extra money. She does not want traffic and popularity, and she does not want to have such low-level conflicts as competing for seats.

Originally, Xiao Ma Zha was meant to be a precaution, but Ji Chi'an happened to be here today, and it was just used to move Ji Chi'an.

Thinking of this, Lin Luo was complacent, so risky, and almost left the president out of a seat. I'm such a witty baby, the president quickly praise me!

"-5"

Lin Luo:...

? ? ?

Although Ji Chian didn't say much on the face, he was very upset.

The child is avoiding making choices. Avoiding making choices shows that these two choices are half a catastrophe. In other words, he is not more important than Lin Yuan in her heart, which shows that all his efforts this week have been wasted.

unhappy.

He stood up, picked up the suitcase on the side, and said lightly: "No, I'll go back to the room and have a look."

The program flow this time is different from the previous two episodes. In order to shorten the filming cycle, the program team changed the 24-hour live broadcast of the remaining ten weeks to the four-hour live broadcast of five weeks. The first day of each recording is the full villa activity. Temporary couples who were successfully matched for two days worked alone, so this time everyone had to stay here for two nights.

The girls’ rooms are all upstairs, and the boys’ rooms are downstairs. The program team knew that Ji Chi’an was going to come on the first day and gave him the largest master bedroom in the entire villa. He also brought an outdoor small room. balcony.

However, Ji Chian is still dissatisfied. He chooses a bed very well. Looking at this arduous and simple decoration, he is likely to suffer from insomnia for two nights. He is really experiencing folk sufferings for his ancestors.

With a calm face, he opened the suitcase and prepared to hang up the clothes. As soon as he took out a shirt, the door was knocked: "Mr Ji, is it convenient?"

Hearing Lin Luo's voice, Ji Chian directly opened the door.

Lin Luo smiled at him: "We plan to go to the game room to play Truth or Dare. Should Ji always go together?"

Naive, don't go.

Ji Chian was ready to refuse without hesitation, then suddenly thought of something and hesitated.

He is not interested in the truth, the most important thing in his life is to listen to the truth, but in the case of big adventures...

As an affectionate president, he has watched all the live footage of Lin Luo, so he understands the game room and truth or dare she said.

The game room is about a large empty room covered with carpets. There are all kinds of board games and variety props such as Uncle Bucket and polygraph, which are designed to create conflicts between the guests. The few Truth or Dare Nights played are all real.

So if possible, he could openly let Lin Luo do what she would never do in her usual way.

This is still attractive to him.

So he nodded: "Okay."

[Is the super naive Truth or Dare going to start again?

[Why do the top ten Asian entrepreneurs of the year come to play such a naive game with the cubs? 】

[What's the matter with this? Don’t artists over half a century old also play it? 】

[Unimaginable, the painting style is too beautiful]

......

Not to mention the barrage, even Lin Luo was a little surprised. She came to ask with the attitude that Ji Chi'an would definitely refuse, because Ji Chi'an's persona should be higher and colder, why is she suddenly close to the people? The route?

But the invitations were all invited, and everyone agreed. They couldn't put it back again, so he bit the bullet and planned to take Ji Chi'an over. Ji Chi'an brought the door to the door, and followed with the shirt in his hand.

When they arrived in the game room, everyone was sitting on the floor. Lin Luo remembered that it was not convenient to wear a short skirt. Lin Yuan also noticed. He got up to go back to his room to get a blanket, but found that Ji Chian was leaning on the door frame, blocking the way.

Ji Chian beckoned to Lin Luo and said in a low voice, "Come here."

"Huh?" Although Lin Luo didn't know what he was going to do, the little maid's instinct made her walk to Ji Chian obediently.

Ji Chian lowered his head, unfolded the shirt in his hand, put his hands on Lin Luo's waist, and then moved his arms around Lin Luo's waist. He didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional. He also buttoned back, as if to He hugged Lin Luo, but kept a safe distance again. He wanted to be ambiguous, and then he slowly tied the shirt sleeve to her waist.

His chin just touched Lin Luo's forehead, his arms encircled her, and his slender fingers walked behind her waist. Her gaze fell on the most delicate button on his neckline and his protrusion. Sexy Adam's apple.

It's not that he and her have not had more intimate contact, just don't know what's going on, maybe because he was in front of too many people, maybe because his movements are really gentle and meticulous, Lin Luo is not as careless as before, listen. With Ji Chi'an's steady and even heartbeat, he felt that his heart rate had inexplicably increased by three beats.

She felt a little hot on her face until Ji Chian pushed her shirt on and sat down beside him.

This man is very good at acting in front of the camera, and there is a little Su Xiaosu, so he is also fighting for the establishment of a national husband.

Everyone saw this scene with a gossip smile of "I know but I don’t say". Only Ning Fei’s expression did not change. She straightened her skirt and sat down, then hugged a pillow and stood in front of her. .

Lin Yuan also smiled nonchalantly, and then sat cross-legged on the other side of Lin Luo.

[I don't know what to say for a while, so I think the sugar is a little bit awkward, so I will look for salt first. 】

[As mentioned earlier, Lin Luoshang was rushing to kneel and lick, roll over and see who is kneeling and licking! It's obviously that Mr. Ji posted it upside down, right? 】

[Come on, Ji Chi'an sets up the needs of others, so you really feel it, and give Lin Luo a face? I don't want to think about why a president wants to participate in a variety show, can it really be for girls? 】

[What if it is true...]

[Don't be funny, Ji Chi'an has 900 million wives, so he wants to chase girls here by himself? Is that his ancestor? 】

[Lin Luo is a bitch. The child who knows how to bite has candy. See how we, Feifei, know how to block it. Why does she want a man to help her block it? 】

[I checked, Mr. Ji’s shirt was 38 thousand, and it was not washable or ironed. That is to say, I tied the knot once and it was 38 thousand]

[The love of the rich, even if it is fake, I want to knock, lie flat on the bottom of the pit, and stop going out]

[But I think my younger brother also wants to help my sister get things off, but he doesn’t have as much experience as an old man’s relationship history, so I’m a step late]

[I am Lin Luo, I want both]

The rules of Truth or Dare are actually very simple. Everyone plays with Uncle Bucket, whoever triggers the mechanism that makes Uncle Bucket jump out, and who is punished, choose whether to tell the truth or a big adventure, and then her last person will make the proposition.

Truth is tested by a lie device, and big adventures are supervised by the camera, so there are no sloppy problems. This game is only interesting.

The first attempt was that Lin Luo, who had been cheating in the last issue, and Uncle Bucket had never hit it, she picked up a small sword at will and inserted it into a gap in the bucket.

Then he clapped his hands, sat back in his position, and smiled: "I really didn't hit it once so many times..."

"Shoo!" Uncle Tong was ejected.

As soon as Lin Luo fell into his soul, Lin Luo's face was hit with pain.

Lin Luo: "..."

Because Lin Luo was the first person to pierce the sword, the person who made the proposition was her clockwise top person, that is, Ji Chi'an.

Lin Luo felt that she would not be able to let Ji Chian ask her the truth, so he blurted out: "I choose a big adventure!"

Ji Chian didn't expect that Lin Luo would be hit so quickly, but he was just fine. He bent his legs forward, put his arms on his knees, and lowered his head slightly, as if thinking seriously about something.

At this moment, a barrage floats [I admit that Mr. Ji’s way of thinking is very charming, but I don’t think you, as a 27-year-old adult, really need to think so seriously on this issue]

Classmate Chi An, who is already a 27-year-old adult, finally figured out the big adventure punishment, hooked his mouth, raised his head, and said: "Put your hand in the polygraph and say five words to praise me without repeating."

Lin Luo:...

Onlookers:...

Barrage: How do you feel that Ji always has a bit of a show?

A baby like Shu Qingqing, who was not too troubled to watch the excitement, had already taken the polygraph of the program group when Lin Luo secretly insulted Ji Chian, put Lin Luo's hand in and fixed it.

This kind of lie detector is now more commonly used in variety shows. It turns on a green light when it detects that there is no lying, and it turns on a red light when it detects lying, and then an electric shock.

As if already knowing the result, Shu Qingqing also specially calmed Lin Luo: "Sister Luo Luo, the electric shock is not particularly painful, don't be afraid. Come on, let's start!"

Lin Luo looked at the polygraph that looked like a monster's mouth, then turned his head to look at the squinting monster Ji Chian, gritted his teeth, and kept a sweet smile on his face.

"General Ji is very handsome."

Green light.

Ji Chian raised his mouth with satisfaction.

"+3"

Lin Luo breathed a sigh of relief, and then said, "Mr. Ji... um... I think about it..."

Yan Goulinluo got stuck after boasting the first article. Yu Guang caught a glimpse of Ji Chian's broken face visible to the naked eye, and immediately lost his conscience: "Ji is gentle and mature, and considerate to others."

"drop--"

"what!"

Lin Luo, who was caught off guard by being severely electrocuted, screamed in a jealous spirit.

"-3"

She felt that he was not gentle and considerate enough, so she took a small notebook and wrote it down and changed it later.

Lin Luo gritted his teeth and made persistent efforts: "Ji is always rich and generous."

red light.

"drop--"

Lin Luo resisted not yelling, feeling the sourness of clicking. She really felt that Ji Chian was rich, but she forgot that because Ji Chian always deducted her salary, she also felt that Ji Chi from the bottom of her heart Ann is just a little pick and big pick.

"-3"

Ji Chi raised her eyebrows in confusion. Does she think he is not rich enough or think he is too stingy? Should he give her something valuable? For example, a large 20-carat fancy color diamond of Aircraft Manor.

Lin Luo bit his scalp and continued: "President Ji cultivates his character, keeps his body clean, self-denial, and has no bad habits."

Green light.

Lin Luo breathed a sigh of relief.

However, Ji Chian, who was praised, was not very happy, because he remembered that Lin Luo said that she likes the heroic design with feeling, probably because she is unclean and self-conscious, not restraining herself and insisting on taking gangsters and playing hooligans, so this advantage has to be changed. .

Finally arrived at the last one. Lin Luo, who was a little sour after being electrified and never wanted to be electrified anymore, took a deep breath and followed his heart: "Ji has eight pack abs and is super sexy."

Green light.

"+3"

Ji Chian finally knew that the only thing the little girl was satisfied with with him up and down was his skin, other than that, he was useless.

What a superficial woman.

He likes her shallowness.

Lin Luogong retired and rubbed his painful fingers and retracted to his position. Lin Yuan immediately asked with concern: "My sister is okay? Doesn't it hurt?"

Lin Luo smiled, "It's okay. Sister Pishi, I can carry it."

Lin Yuan is really a little sweetheart, unlike some people, her focus is always on trouble.

Shu Qingqing hid behind Gu Shiyan, showing a head and asking: "Sister Luoluo, I have a question."

"Ok?"

"How do you know that Ji always has eight pack abs? We don't even know, and there have never been any pictures of it."

Lin Luo: "..."

You are clever!

Ji Chian felt that children like Shu Qingqing could be rewarded with a lollipop.

The barrage that was clicked drifted densely:

[Blind student, you found Huadian! 】

[Can it be because of? ! What else can it be because of? ! Of course it was because we met frankly! 】

[I want to see the total eight pack abs in the season! 】

【＋10086】

......

Gu Shiyan moved his body, strictly blocked Shu Qingqing, isolated Lin Luo's laser gun eyes, and coughed: "Let's start the second round."

As the punished person in the previous round, Lin Luo was the first to intervene, but this time he made it through safely. After a round, Shu Qingqing inserted a sword and went to Lin Luo again.

Lin Luo believed that the probability was fair, so he inserted it casually and was not nervous at all.

However, probability hit her in the face again.

"Shoo" Uncle Buck who shot out told her she was finished again.

Fortunately, this time the subject was Shu Qingqing, who would not be as perverted as Ji Chian, so Lin Luo smiled lightly: "It's still a big adventure."

"Sister Luoluo, touch Ji Zong's eight-pack abs in front of the camera."

Lin Luo:? what happened? I treat you as a sister, but you always want me to die?

Ji Chian gave Shu Qingqing a lollipop in his heart.

Feeling Lin Luo's embarrassment, Lin Yuan hurriedly came out to make a round of it: "Qingqing, when you look at this big adventure, you also have to see if Ji Zong is willing or not. Ji Zong is not willing. You can't let your sister Overlord make the bow. "

"Yeah, yeah." Lin Luo nodded repeatedly. Ji Chian didn't seem to like others to touch him very much. He usually wears clothes meticulously. How could she do such a thing in front of the camera.

However, there is no end to face slaps. As soon as she nodded her head, she heard Ji Chi An Youyou say: "I don't mind, it's all games anyway. Can a big man of me twitch?"

Now that the main story is up to this point, Lin Yuan can only show Lin Luo an expression of "Sister, I can only help you here."

Lin Luo felt that he was incompatible with Ji Chi'an.

Ji Chian's two arms on his knees have been put down, and they are supported behind him. The upper body is lying on his back at a 45-degree angle, the waist is lifted, and the abdominal muscles are stretched. This is the most convenient position to touch.

Lin Luo sighed for a long time, turned around, knelt down beside him, and then tremblingly stretched out her sinful little hand, her heart was extremely complicated.

How should I put it, she has actually been coveting Ji Chi'an's abdominal muscles for a long time, and has long wanted to touch them. Now that she has a fair chance, she is really embarrassed to be in front of so many people.

From Ji Chi'an's perspective, she can just see her reddish ear roots and her trembling eyelashes, and she feels happy.

Lin Luo's hand finally touched his waist, and through the thin cloth of the shirt, his soft and cool fingers touched his firm abdomen, which was hard, and then dashed along the gully, from top to bottom. Down, ups and downs, feel good.

Because of nervousness and shyness, the fingers trembled a little, but when the tremor passed through the fingertips to Ji Chian's abdomen, it was a kind of extreme teasing.

Ji Chian, who was still complacent with the old gangster's success, suddenly squeezed her wrist and took her hand away from her, then sat up straight and said coldly: "It's OK."

Ji Chian had to remind himself that this was recording a program and could not catch fire.

But Lin Luo withdrew her hand in a jealous manner, she knew that Ji Chi'an, such an arrogant narcissist, would not like others to touch him, especially if he didn't like her yet. It was enough to let her touch her for a while. It might even be just to make the heartless Shu Qingqing jealous.

And Shu Qingqing turned his head and sighed Lin Yuan, who was whispering to Lin Yuan when he retracted his hand. Sister Luoluo usually looks at everywhere, so why is it so heartless when it is critical?

But he didn't say anything, and the third round started straight away. This time it should start with Lin Luo. Lin Luo felt that there was nothing wrong with it, so she couldn't win three consecutive times, right? So I picked up a sword and selected a hole and was ready to insert it, but Lin Yuan grabbed her and pointed to the one next to the hole she chose: "Sister, I don't think the one you chose will work. Choose this, believe me. My instinct."

Lin Luo was skeptical. To be on the safe side, he chose the position Lin Yuan said. As expected, nothing happened.

Then it was Ji Chi’an’s turn. Ji Chi’an felt that Lin Yuan was a child, so he believed in his instincts and asked him as an older brother to teach him how to be a man. So he picked up a small sword and went directly to the one Lin Luo just picked. The position is inserted.

"call out!"

as expected.

Today's Lin Luo is still the day when Ji Chi'an's Bazi will kill him. Lin Luo patted his chest in shock, and cast a grateful look at Lin Yuan.

As Ji Chi'an came home, Lin Luo had the right to make propositions. Ji Chi'an looked at her eagerly excited little eyes, and said lightly: "The truth."

To be honest, it's boring, Lin Luo felt that she still wanted to see Ji Chi'an wearing a princess tutu.

But the truth is also an opportunity, she also has to confirm Ji Chian's mind, so as to understand the direction of her future restoration of the plot.

So after Ji An’s hand was put into the polygraph, Lin Luo asked seriously, “Is there any girl present today that Ji always likes?”

Ji Chi'an, who had been watching her waiting for her to ask questions, suddenly lowered his head and avoided her sight.

Did the little girl finally get the hang of it? Would you ask such a question?

The throat rolled slightly: "Yes."

A light and fluttering word, but because of the green light, it seems particularly convincing.

People who eat melon think this melon is a bit lemony.

Lin Luo's heart was also clear.

really! Ji Chian still likes Shu Qingqing! She guessed right! She will work hard to create opportunities for Shu Qingqing and Ji Chian!

Looking at the abnormally excited light in her eyes, Ji Chian felt something was wrong. He always felt that the girl's brain circuit was crooked again?

He wanted to catch her and ask questions, but for the rest of the day, a group of people were either playing games or cooking and eating. Lin Luo didn't pretend this thing in his heart, so he wandered around unconsciously. There was no chance to block her in the corner and interrogate her. After all, he was still live broadcast, he was shameless, and the little girl still had a face.

Only Shu Qingqing and Barrage were in a hurry. These two people both flirted like that during the Truth or Dare. Why did they turn around and pat their **** and ignore anyone?

The crisis of Shuanglin's CP fan, who was suppressed by the Canary CP fan, was finally relieved. Looking at the two sisters and brothers cooking together in the kitchen feel relieved.

[Lao Zai, men become bad when they have money, so let's live by our younger brother, how cute it is to live in more homes. 】

[Yes, the old man’s love history is too rich, he’s too good at chasing girls, you can’t play it, our brother Lin Yuan is still the first love, the most suitable]

[What happened to the old man! What's wrong with money! Didn't Lin Luo say that Ji Chian is self-conscious and self-denying? 】

[That might just be because Lin Luo was deceived. Look at Ji Chi'an when he wears his shirt and touches his abdominal muscles. You can see it as a veteran in love.]

[Yes, why do you abstain from desire? His expression when he teased the forest and fell, almost made it clear that two people have desires]

[Don’t post up on the amateur fan in front, I really don’t think my husband is attracted to her, just for fun, don’t take it seriously]

[Are you blind with the green light of the polygraph? 】

[I only said it was there, but didn’t say who it was, maybe it was Ning Fei]

[I also think Ning Fei is worthy, and Ning Fei is also a rich second-generation background, maybe I knew it before]

[You have a lot of dramas, take away the two children of the Lin family and don’t make an appointment]

Netizens are arguing over other people’s love, but Lin Luo, the center of the quarrel, is already lying on the bed for nothing. Just about to go to bed, suddenly "dingdong", the director team sent a WeChat message: "The matching rules for this episode of the show are changed to female guests. Take the initiative to choose male guests. Before nine o'clock tomorrow morning, please female guests put the roses in their rooms at the door of your favorite male guests. If the male guests accept, they will knock on your door before 9:30 to open the day Good luck on a date."

Lin Luo looked at the table, and indeed there was a pale pink rose lying quietly.