After Transmigration, I Spit Rainbow Farts and Overturned the Car

Tong brother pretended to be dead.

Lin Luo simply wailed with a virtual voice in her mind: oooooooo, Tong brother, you big liar, bad guy, bully me, don’t care about me, oooooo, I’m so uncomfortable, I can’t live anymore. Oh, I’m so pitiful, no one cares about me, no one helps me, I still have to do tasks, I’m just a yellow cabbage field, oooooooo...

Meng Jiangnu will be no more than this.

Brother Tong finally couldn't help but cheating on the corpse: "Just tell me."

Lin Luo wiped his nose again: "I have decided, I will repair all the plot points, repair this world, absolutely nothing goes wrong."

"Enlightenment is good."

"But you must help me figure out a way to control the points, and deduct my points every day without hurting Ji Chian and making him feel sad and unhappy."

"This is a violation."

"If you don't agree, then I will refuse to perform the task, stay away from Ji Chi'an, and no longer repair the plot. The world will collapse a few times, and there is no other room for discussion."

"..."

"This task was very inexplicable from the beginning. I don't know what the upper plane is, and I don't know what your ultimate goal is, but I have made this choice now, and you must also step back. Since you want me to repair this time and space , Which means that you don’t want this time and space to collapse. If you don’t meet my requirements, you will lose out."

Ji Chi'an taught Lin Luo one thing, that this world is the weak and the strong, and he has to learn to use his bargaining chips in exchange for his own living space, even if he has a thicker skin, it's fine.

Lin Luo knew that the system would definitely agree to her.

Sure enough, the system was silent for a while and said: "There is a way and there is a way, but I don't know if you want it. You have to know that everything is conserved, and deducting points means that Ji Chian has developed negative emotions. If you want If you deduct points, and you don’t want Ji Chi'an to have negative emotions, then the missing part of the negative sentiment value must be made up."

"Can you guarantee how many points are added during the day and deducted at night?"

"Yes. As long as the shortfall is made up, it is fine."

"Okay." Lin Luo nodded confidently, "Can I try a remedy first?"

"can."

When Lin Luo woke up again, it was late at night. The sweat had soaked through her clothes and even the quilt was wet. She felt that her headache was too bad and her body was so tired and sticky that she struggled to get up and put in a bathtub of hot water. When the clothes were taken off, the whole body slid in, like a small fish just released.

The whole person was paralyzed in the water, weak, until he heard "-50", he happily emerged from the water, shook his head happily, and succeeded! I'm such a clever ghost!

Suddenly, everything I experienced just now became a mere mist.

With his feet on the edge of the bathtub, he reached for the mobile phone on the sink, hummed a little song, and began to review today's news.

There are the filming mission schedule sent by the crew, the WeChat where Fang Xi said she will be there tomorrow, the condolences from Lin Yuan and Shu Qingqing, and the five WeChat accounts from Ji Chian:

【I’m leaving first, take care of yourself and don’t miss me too much. 】

[I just got off the plane. 】

[Tomorrow I want to make it public that you are my fiancee, okay? I think fiancee is more formal than girlfriend. 】

[I already told Grandpa, he agreed]

[I'm a little tired, I'm going to bed first, waiting for your answer]

The last one was one o'clock in the morning, and it was three o'clock in the morning, which was a bit late, but Lin Luo still replied: OK.

She just wanted to put down the phone, but Ji Chian responded in seconds: OK.

[The fairy descends to the earth]: Aren't you asleep?

[Ji Dasao]: Miss you.

Old Lin Luo blushed, this person, this person, this person, huh, that's too straightforward! Nothing at all!

She was just about to reply with a cold expression, followed by another "dingdong".

[Ji Da Sao Sao]: Double Mawei Linluo blushes.gif

Lin Luo:...

This cartoon character looks exactly like her, except for the two-headed body. The key is what is going on with this double ponytail? !

[Ji Da Sao]: Cute photo of Lin Luo with double pony tails.jpg

Lin Luo: He secretly photographed me with this pervert!

[Ji Dasao]: It's so cute, I can't hold it back.

Lin Luo: Sorry, praise me so much, I can't bear it!

[Ji Dasao]: This emoticon package will be launched simultaneously after the love affair is announced tomorrow. It was made by Lu Shaoxing Company, and it can be regarded as a gift from me.

[Ji Da Sao]: Two horsetails kiss and hug each other in the forest.gif

[Ji Dasao]: But I only have these emoticons.

[Ji Dasao]: I want a video.

[The fairy descends to the earth]:? ? ? Why?

[Ji Dasao]: You have never returned to me, worrying about you.

Lin Luo found out that Ji Chian was really good at it this time. He didn't get a lot of drops yet, so he wanted to check the post. How could a dignified boss be so clingy.

[The fairy descends to the earth]: No, I am taking a bath.

[System prompt] Your friend invites you to join the video call.

? ? ?

Lin Luo coldly pressed rejection!

[Ji Dasaosao]: Don’t forget that you will be my fiancee tomorrow, and you must fulfill your fiancee’s obligations.

[Fairy descends to the earth]: It's a fake fiancee! fake!

[Ji Dasao]: It will become real in the future.

[Fairy descends to the earth]: What's the need for your fiancee’s obligation and your video to contact me when I take a shower?

[Ji Dasao]: Marital life, but so.

[The fairy descends to the earth]: You are forcing me to regret it!

[Ji Da Saosao]: You will not go back.

[The fairy descends to the earth]: Humph! I will!

[Ji Dasao]: Good night.

Ji Chi'an, who was far away in the capital, put down his phone and smiled. Of course he knew she would not, because she felt sorry for him.

Everyone else is a sweet-smelling sword, only she is a little tsundere who comes back.

At 13:14:52 in the afternoon the next day, Weibo exploded, and then fell into a state of paralysis. Weibo staff quickly rented two more servers for rescue.

There is only one cause of paralysis.

Ji Chian's Weibo update that hasn't moved for a hundred years: This is my fiancee and I love her very much.

Picture: Lin Luo's sleeping side face.

Lin Luo knew that she would make it public, but she didn't expect it to be so public. This is too straightforward, and he didn't send so many beautiful photos with makeup and intensive makeup, why did he send a photo without makeup! She knew at a glance that it was the time she let him hug him on the sofa! Sending a photo of sleeping does not make the world misunderstand that they are asleep!

Although they are asleep! But not the kind of sleep! Ahhhhh!

Lin Luo retracted into the quilt desperately, how could he go out to see people later, shy and couldn't help but turn over the comments:

[Ahhhhh! ! ! Ma Ma! ! ! I'm really cp! ! ! My cp took the initiative to send me candy! ! ! Throw it in my mouth and want to choke me! ! ! 】

[God, god, god! ! ! fiancée! what happened! I'm still staying when Mr. Ji is picking up cubs! What happened! ! ! 】

[My roommate is pinching me, I have to slow down, happiness comes too suddenly]

[What Yangzhou thin horse, what plaything, the sunspots see clearly, three big characters! not! marriage! wife! 】

[This blog time, President Ji is also real romantic! I really dote on my wife! Luo Luo wants to be happy! ! ! 】

[Lemon fruit on the lemon tree, you and me under the lemon tree]

[Today is another day of tears for others’ love]

......

In addition to the comments of netizens, all major Weibo bloggers, whether they know them or not, have all forwarded their blessings. This is Ji Chi'an. Ji Chi'an, who has become a fan of sexual orientation because of being single for many years, is such a show of wife , It's really love! Quickly praise the future Mrs. Season! It's too late to boast!

In order to completely put an end to the rumors that Lin Luo's relationship between men and women is chaotic and that he is not clean, Lin Yuan directly forwarded Ji Chi'an's Weibo to express his position: Introduce, this is my brother-in-law.

[Hello brother-in-law! 】

[Long live brother-in-law! 】

[When did brother-in-law and sister give birth to monkeys! 】

[I have named my nephew, Ji Kuoluo! 】

[Brother-in-law, should you consider investing in a movie for your brother to play with! 】

......

Shu Qingqing also forwarded it along the way. She couldn't recognize Ji Chi'an as her brother, so she also recognized the sister of Lin Luo: I must come to claim credit! I am the **** assist of my sister and brother-in-law! I praise my brother-in-law ten thousand times in front of my sister every day!

At this moment, all those insinuations and speculations are completely disintegrated, and the friendship and love of others are beautiful, is it your turn to give pointers to a group of keyboard men?

However, amidst the blessings and praise, there are still marketing accounts who have always insisted on their sunspot position and posted:

Are you fools? It's obviously a crisis public relations. Do you really think that Lin Luo's identity can be recognized by the rich? She can really marry into Ji's family and I will eat shi!

Soon, Mr. Ji, the biggest internet celebrity of the Ji family, the blogger of food, drink, fun, food trend and game, reposted Weibo: Look at whether my grandson and daughter-in-law are particularly beautiful!

This is not enough. I also posted a separate Weibo: My grandson-in-law knows how to cook and is capable, and will play games with me. My grandson has found a treasure!

Picture: Lin Luo is doing afternoon tea in the kitchen of Ji's house, Lin Luo is working in the study of Ji's house, Lin Luo and Mr. Ji have a dark record.

Pop, pop, pop, slap in the face.

Heizi marketing account silently deletes Weibo.

[Hahahahahahahaha, I heard that I can’t get recognition? 】

[Want to see and eat shi! I haven't seen it when I grow up! 】

[Fuck, poverty limits my imagination, is the house so big! ! ! I saw the sika deer from their living room window! ! ! 】

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! Why is my goose so good! Sharpshooter! 】

[No wonder I snipe my heart]

[Okay, please be happy, as a boyfriend fan, this otaku retired]

[Go back, my husband Ji Chian, you didn’t lose injustice]

[I have already secretly seen the parents! Really are! Civil Affairs Bureau, you are already a mature civil affairs bureau! Can you walk in front of them by yourself! 】

[Ballball, you guys get married and have a baby. I want to see where Mr. Ji’s father is going! 】

......

The whole world is making a sensation. The hairline of Weibo programmers has moved back three centimeters strategically, and only the female client still shrank in the bed and played dead.

Huh, that's ashamed.

Huh, what a shame.

Hey, I'm a little happy.

Lin Luo was holding the phone and grinning unconsciously, like the stupid daughter of the landlord's house, dull and happy.

Away from Ji Chi'an, who can't read her heart, can't see her, sits alone in the office, ignoring the greetings and blessings and business cooperation from all directions. The phone only stares at Lin Luo's WeChat Dialog box, the computer just looked at Lin Luo's Weibo.

It's been over an hour. Why didn't this person react at all, neither WeChat nor Weibo, did she regret it, be upset, unhappy, or did something happen?

Ji Chi was typing on the keyboard nervously, not knowing what he was typing, as if he could type a message for Lin Luo just by typing.

He wanted to take the initiative to ask her, and he was afraid that he would disturb her and put her under pressure. He could only hesitate on his own, unable to advance or retreat, and was so irritable that he wanted to smoke a cigarette, and then remembered that he had promised her to stop smoking, abruptly. Held back.

Ancestor, really **** an ancestor.

Ji Chian loosened his tie and sighed. From the time he sat on the top seat of this building, he had never experienced what it was like to live under people until he found a strange and beautiful secretary as his ancestor. .

He just waited. Finally, Lin Luo posted a Weibo, which was a picture drawn with a memo on an Apple mobile phone. There were two little people on the picture, one carrying a crown, holding a sharp sword, and standing in front. , A little man wearing a small flower, holding the crown little man's hand, looked up at him admiringly.

They are all two heads, eyes, mouths and noses are all small black spots, so ugly.

Blame it is cute.

Without any words, everything is self-evident.

Ji Chian right-clicked, saved, and replaced all the default wallpapers that he had spent his entire life with this picture, including Weibo and WeChat avatars of course.

At the same time, Lu Shaoxing's company also simultaneously launched the "emoticon package designed by Ji Chian, president of Jiahe Group for his fiancee."

Onlookers: Fuck! Dog food is a bit supportive! Stop eating! fall! Excessive! Just enough!

And Lin Luo had curled into a ball shyly in the quilt, and she was ashamed to tell them that this bowl of dog food was a bit fake.

Ok......

In fact, it's not too fake and shoddy. Although she hasn't promised Ji Chi'an yet, she actually wants to surprise him. When she finishes filming and goes home, she will take the initiative to find him.

He took so many steps towards her, and she wanted to take a step towards him.

At that time, Ji Chian will be very happy, very happy, very happy. In order to prevent him from being too happy and causing the points to explode, she will have to work for two months first to clear all the current points to be safe.

And her father said, you can't let a man chase her too easily, or you won't know how to cherish it when you get married, so she can't let go so quickly!

Be proud! Be indifferent! Be like a queen! Be the woman he will never get!

"Ding Dong"

[Ji Dasao]: Hello, future Mrs. Ji.

Ahhhhh! ! ! Mrs. Ji! ! ! Is this man really a 27-year-old virgin! ! ! Why is it so suddenly! ! ! Wasn't he still a dead straight man before? ! !

Lin Luo, who had added 800 layers of filters to Ji Chi'an, was about to die, but still pretending to be cold and replied: Please pay attention to his name in private.

[Ji Dasao]: Okay, Mrs. Ji.

She told him not to call her Mrs. Ji, instead of removing the "future"!

Lin Luo felt that he was going to be dying, and hurriedly replied "I'm going to the studio" and threw down the phone and rushed into the bathroom to wash his face with cold water.

Lin Luo never thought that one day she would be so innocent when she used to have no face and no skinny words. A simple "Mrs. Ji" would actually make her blushing and unable to control herself.

Is this what it feels like to like someone.

Actually, it's pretty good.

As soon as Ji Chian left, Lin Luo quickly adjusted his state. He focused on filming during the day and deducted points for completing tasks at night. He didn't lose three meals a day, but he was still getting thinner and thinner. Seeing a 1.6-meter-eight person He couldn't maintain his weight at the beginning of the nines, and Fang Xi was dying of anxiety.

I took pictures of beautiful Reuters pictures for Lin Luo every day, then refined them, and sent them to a station, and attached a section of rainbow fart, which looked calm and peaceful.

However, in private, the little girl was almost an old mother.

"Luo Luo, come, vitamins A, B, c, D, e, cod liver oil, red ginseng, pear juice, eat it soon, and two eggs."

"Luo Luo, I went to the restaurant outside today to buy you the braised pork and chicken soup!"

"Luo Luo, come here, fish head and shrimp, eat while it's hot."

"Luoluo, have all your food become ShI! Can you stop losing weight!"

In the same studio, the actresses who ate grass every day to maintain their weight cast resentful glances. Why are they worried about eating fat? Can't you kneel down and call God Dad? This physique is for the actor to enjoy food!

Lin Luo was holding a big pig's knuckle and ate her face greasy. He chuckled. God knows how hard she is every night, and she doesn't want to lose weight. If she loses weight, she feels that her chest will become smaller. Lin Luo secretly got stuck. Frowning his eyebrows, he dragged Fang Xi and whispered, "Sixi, help me buy some papaya?"

Xixi was furious: "Papaya breast enhancement is a rumor! If you eat two more pork knuckles to gain weight, you will have everything!"

Lin Luo curled his lips and gnawed two more pork knuckles.

She has to gain weight, and she will be finished in a little half a month. When the time comes to see Ji Chi'an, she is too skinny, and he should grab her and put a mess.

After gnawing on the pig's knuckles and re-applying makeup, I squatted on the set and waited for today’s night scene. It was the scene where the young marshal and Yun Wan met for the first time, probably because the young marshal held a dance party, and the original intention was to invite the heroine. In the late Qing Dynasty, Gege, by the way, brought out the revolutionary male lead behind her, but was disturbed by the sudden appearance of Yun Wan and let the male lead escape.

It's a rainy night scene.

The rainy night drama is destined to be soaked all over. Lin Luo himself has a golden finger to add to his body, so he is not afraid that he will "cut" many times over and over again, but it is not necessarily the case with the actors.

The male second actor Chen Ping is a standard ruthless warrior from temperament to appearance, noble and domineering, but his personality is very low and he laughs until his stomach hurts. His acting skills and lines are excellent. Yes, he loves to laugh at the scene, he is also very nice, but a bit silly, and I don't know why I keep keeping away from Lin Luo, as if talking to her will lose a piece of meat.

So Lin Luo was actually very worried about the shooting tonight.

Before the shoot, I drank a pack of Banlangen, and then asked Fang Xi to prepare two thermos cups of **** soup, just in case.

The indoor scene in front barely went smoothly, and the weather in Hengcheng was pretty good. As night fell, there was a torrent of rain, which was about the same size as the day Yiping asked her dad for money.

Rainy night's play is mainly after the prom, Yun Wan left alone in a rickshaw, and the hostess was riding in another rickshaw alongside her. The marshal wanted to follow the hostess, but he happened to see Yun Wan's rickshaw at the fork in the road. Turned over, a group of bullies blocked the way and drove away the rickshaw master, so the male protagonist got off the car without hesitation, and shot the lives of those bullies.

The corpse was spread and blood was flowing, but Yun Wan just turned around and smiled faintly: "Thank you, Marshal."

Then he turned around and prepared to leave.

The marshal said with a hoarse voice, "Where are you going?"

"Come back home."

"You are not afraid?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"dead."

"These days, I have seen dead people the most. As long as it's not me, there is nothing to be afraid of."

"How do you know that you are not the next to die."

Yun Wan smiled lowly: "Because the marshal can't bear it."

The rain wet the cheongsam, the woman's curves were enchanting, and the marshal walked towards Yun Wan step by step.

Pull the light!

It was a very serious scene, and then Lin Luo watched Chen Ping squat on the ground with his stomach and laughed.

This is his brother's five cuts.

The first time it was because he got stuck with his gun.

The second time it was because the group's action of falling to the ground was too enchanting and hit his smile.

The third time because he called death a shi and laughed at himself for ten minutes.

The fourth time it was because the soles of his feet slipped when he walked towards her.

As for the fifth time, Lin Luo didn't know what he was laughing at.

The whole audience looked cold.

Lin Luo did not forget to drink a bowl of **** soup while Li Sen was educating Chen Ping, and gave him a bowl after drinking. But the big man was picky about eating **** and said that he never touched ginger. Lin Luo knew that he intended to avoid it. I am too lazy to force myself.

But after Chen Ping was scolded fiercely, he finally found his state. The scene was finally over. Lin Luo thanked God, and hurried back to the hotel to take a hot shower, change clothes and drink cold medicine. Chen Ping stayed and continued to be scolded.

So when he woke up the next day, he was as thin as Lin Luosheng, strong as Chen Ping and went to the hospital with a high fever. It is said that none of the illnesses could not be controlled for three days.

Lin Luo's scenes were almost entirely rivals with Chen Ping. Chen Ping couldn't shoot, so she naturally couldn't shoot, so the filming scenes had to be moved together. She had a few days of vacation out of thin air.

When Lin Luo, who had been busy for more than a month, finally had a respite, she looked at the expected gaze in Fang Xi's eyes, who had been bored on the set for more than a month. She decided to take her to the outside world to see, after all, near Hengcheng The city still has many beautiful scenery.

And at the moment they got on the highway, Ji Chian, who was far away in the capital, received a message: Mr. Ji! I heard that Sister Luoluo was hospitalized in a high fever and coma in the rainy night movie!

The author has something to say:

Luoluo: Take your sister-in-law and run away!