Alien Snack Bar

The story of Tian Luo’s girl is to say that there is a bachelor who works hard in the fields every day.

One day, the bachelor smashed the big snail in the field and felt very like it. He was raised in the water tank. As a result, the snail became a beautiful girl and secretly helped the bachelor to cook and wash.

Later, I was discovered by a bachelor, so I lived with the snail girl and lived a life without shame...

Xiaotou listened very seriously, and was in the early age of love, and he was very yearning for love.

In particular, when I heard the girl of Tianluo report the grace of the past life, when she was in the same position, the little girl was moved to the faint.

"Qin Da Ge, Tian Luo girl is so kind..." Chu Youzhen looked at a pot of snails, his voice was sobbing, "The taste must be delicious."

Qin Fei thought she would say that she should not eat snails, but the result is like this.

Oh, it was broken.

Xiaotoutou is in the age of a long body. This time it should be hungry. Qin Fei picks out the first batch of snails that have been processed first. The sand has been spit cleaned up and washed several times. It is suitable for staying up late. .

To make a fire, first boil a pot of boiling water, smash the snails again, don't cook them, and pick them up.

Then burn the oil, put the onion **** and garlic into it, and some octagonal fragrant leaves and the like, go to the scent, then pour the snail into the stir fry.

Qin Fei tastes too heavy, Chu Chuan can also eat spicy, then add a spoonful of secret spicy sauce, the snail becomes red and clear, shiny.

Add salt, sugar, soy sauce and other seasonings, and cook the stew. The scent of the snail meat is completely activated. Qin Fei swallows the throat and picks a big taste.

Remove the snail, the cover of the head, and then pick out the meat with a bamboo stick.

The soup has penetrated into the snail shell, and the snail meat brought out has a strong sauce, and the section of the tail is smashed. This part is the internal organs, which cannot be eaten, and only the hard meat of the head.

The snail meat is hard, so it is very chewy. When it is chewed, the spicy and fragrant juice will burst out and let the population grow.

Qin Fei was nodded with satisfaction and became.

Before the pan, there is also the most crucial part, Qin Fei put the leaves of the perilla picked in the wild.

This perilla can not only remove the muddy taste of the snail, but also sublimate the savory taste of the snail meat. At the entrance, there is spicy in the fragrant, sweet and sweet, which is the soul of the dish.

"Small, come and eat late at night." Qin Fei put Tian Luo Sheng on the table, poured a beer, and rewarded the work of the day.

Chu Yu scented the scent of the snail, the index finger moved, just suffering from not knowing where to start, the watery eyes full of desire.

Qin Fei felt funny and taught her how to pick out the snail meat. The little girl took a sip, as if she had grown her wings, and she was so happy that she would be grayed out:

"The snail girl is really delicious, thank you Qin Da."

Qin Fei looked at the old father's gratification and drank a beer.

Chu Xiaoyu has eaten several snails in succession. It may feel a little spicy. Poorly looking at Qin Fei: "Qin Big Brother, what is the taste of this beer?"

Today, beer came out, watching those guests shouting refreshingly, Chu Youzhen has long wondered what it is.

"Children can't drink alcohol." Qin Fei directly refused.

"People are not small." Chu Yuqi was quite a chest, mad.

Qin Fei hesitated slightly, which reminded him, went to the backyard, exchanged a cup of sugar water, and then pressed the gas into the gas using a mechanical space carbon dioxide mixer.

"You try this." This is a soda drink, and Qin Fei handed it to Chu Youxi.

Chu Xiaoying looked at the water of this white flower, although it was also bubbling, but it seems that there is no beer that is yellow and orange.

There is always better than no, Chu Xiaoyan gently sip a small mouth.

The taste of soda is different from beer, sweet and refreshing, and Chu’s eyes are shining. He drank a lot: “Din Qin, this water is so delicious, what is it?”

"It's called Feizhan Happy Water." Qin Fei has some bad taste.

Chu Yuxi was puzzled. Why was such a good drink, why did he call such a wonderful name, he asked: "Why?"

"Because you drink too much, you may become addicted and fat."

Chu Cub quickly touched his face, screaming, and stunned, but fortunately, he did not gain weight.

Although I can't drink soda any more, it's better to have snails to eat, and I will be happy again in a blink of an eye.

Eat and eat, Chu Cub fell asleep on the table, she was busy for a day, and night and night to deal with the snail, it is really difficult for this little girl.

Qin Fei picked it up and sent it to the backyard room.

The little girl was very light, and she was like a kitten in the arms of Qin Fei. She whispered in her mouth: "Hey, mother."

It is a child.

Qin Fei covered her with a thin quilt and went to clean up the tableware, then rested in the attic.

At the time of the silence, Yunjiang County was brightly lit.

The county esteemed people introduced a restaurant order this morning, which was first purchased by the government, and was released to the public for free after the fried.

Although the people began to resist, but after eating, most of them feel good.

This is regarded as the support of the polls, the county esteemed adults do not delay, write nights, including the prospects of the benefits of eating mites, and how to promote the national strategy.

Yang Yang sprinkled thousands of words, only to show the magnificence of the county's esteemed adults, and read it several times, thinking that it would be able to attract the attention of the Holy Spirit, the history of the Qing Dynasty, and sent to the capital.

Without a surprise, this snack is likely to change the pattern of the world.

......

The next day, because of the late start, Qin Fei and Chu Youzhen were preparing for the ingredients in the evening.

Near the evening, Qin Fei has not yet been released, and there are already regular customers.

Now I can't eat and don't tighten, occupying a seat. As long as there is a pot of tea, diners can talk from poetry to life philosophy.

Qin Fei also likes to listen to these people bragging or talking about current events. After all, this is the human fireworks.

Lao Liu is a regular shopper in the snack bar. He has never been absent from the opening of the business for a few days, and he is very funny. Qin Fei is very impressed.

Lao Liu is telling jokes to everyone: "I said that there is a woman who marries, I don't know what is the ceremony of Zhou Gong, I went to ask the blind man, and the blind man said, this woman is red and red, and she is rude."

"After waiting for this woman to become a relative, come back to ask the nephew, who is Zhou Gong, the nephew said that Zhou Gong is an ancient man, already dead, this woman has long sighed, Zhou Gongzhen is a good person, originally prepared to tie his shoes to him!"

This is a slap in the face, and the diners are laughing and screaming.

Lao Liu is quite contented, can glance at it, everyone is laughing, but Qin Fei and the little Chu girl did not laugh.

Chu Youzhen can understand without laughing. If you are too young to understand, why can't Qin Fei laugh?

"Qin boss, why don't you laugh?" Lao Liu asked, "but didn't understand?"

Qin Fei looked indifferent, and he lived in the later generations. He did not hear anything. This kind of position is too low. It is really uninteresting, but in order to give the guests a face, he said: "It is very interesting."

Lao Liu has a long history, how can I not see Qin Fei perfunctory, my heart is not happy: "Qin boss is not a better joke, may wish to come out and listen to everyone?"

A group of diners followed the squatting, Qin Fei thought for a moment, then called one, originally he also wanted to talk about a dirty paragraph, but Chu Xiaoyu is a child, it is not appropriate.

In the end, Qin Fei cleared the scorpion: "There was a flood in the forest. The small animals boarded the boat and drifted around. The food was quickly eaten up. They decided to drop the extra companions by boat."

"The rule is to tell jokes. If someone's jokes don't make all the animals laugh, they will be thrown off the boat."

"The cow said first, the cow's jokes are very exciting. Every animal laughs, but the pig does not laugh, so the cow is thrown off the boat."

"The horses, dogs, and rabbits also told jokes. Their jokes were very funny, but the pigs were always on the face, and the animals were thrown off the boat one by one."

"The last turn is the sheep. The strange thing is that the sheep haven’t opened yet, and the pig laughs."

“The little animals asked the pig where it was funny. The pig replied with a big thigh, and the cow’s joke was really funny!”

......

Qin Fei finished the joke, and the diners looked at each other and couldn’t figure it out.

Instead, there is a lot of talk: "Why can small animals talk?"

"Where did their ship come from?"

"Have you heard the pig laugh?"

Finally ~www.wuxiahere.com~ diners snorted and felt boring.

Old Liu head shook his head and sighed. It turned out that my joke was not funny. It was Qin’s head that had problems.

Qin Fei stunned and understood that he and his culture were thousands of years apart, and there was a generation gap. As they can't understand their stalks, they don't understand my stalk.

If you don't force it, the ingredients are ready, and Qin Fei starts to make snacks.

Chu Yu was frowning and thinking about Qin Fei’s jokes. He suddenly understood what he was doing and smiled forward.

"Can you understand?" Qin Fei was surprised.

Chu Yuxiao laughed and got angry: "The pig reacted too slowly and killed me."

Qin Fei is very gratified, a song of liver and intestines, where the world is knowing.

At this moment, when I heard Chu’s explanation, the diners also pondered over the taste and laughed on the legs: “Haha, it’s the same, holding the grass and holding the grass.”

Of course, there are still diners with a look, such as the old Liu head: "Where is it funny?"

Some diners explained that the key stalk of this joke is that the pig responded so slowly that it killed so many companions.

The old Liutou also slowly sighed and smacked it, slammed the table and made a barbell-like laugh: "Haha, it’s like this, laugh at me!"

The diners smiled and smiled. Suddenly, his face was stiff. In the joke, the pig reacted slowly. Finally, he understood the cow’s joke and laughed. They ate these diners, but now they are not the pig. ?

I’ve ridiculed everyone, I’m afraid this is the clever part of Qin’s boss’s joke!

The diners looked at Qin Fei with admiration and admiration. The old Liu head was even red-faced. In front of him, there was a problem with Qin Fei’s head. He couldn’t understand the joke, but the other party was the real joke master.