All the Handsome Deep Well Ice Like Me [Western Fantasy]

The icy water droplets hitting his body recalled the floating thoughts. The black pupils that were originally divergent gradually returned to focus, and finally turned into a pair of slightly squinted dead fish eyes.

so cold! ! !

Sure enough, even if the archive point is turned on and the heater is in a cold shower, it is still too embarrassing for me. I didn't feel it when I was in a daze before, but after realizing "cold", it got colder and colder. Not only did he get goose bumps all over his body, but his teeth kept shaking up and down.

but. My shampoo hasn't been cleaned yet.

"Aya Adam Adam!"

I was shivering and rubbing my hair vigorously, while shouting to the black-hearted priest outside, "Turn the handle to a higher temperature!"

"It's already the highest."

From outside the shower curtain made of bed sheets came the voice of the priest arrogantly. Mixed in the patter of water and the faint noise of clothing rubbing. He was paralyzed in the wicker chair and seemed to raise his head and glance at the magic guide.

...Oh my god! When I return to Saint Enluth, I will definitely make a bathroom in the archive point! !

The cold water mixed with foam snaked down the naked body, stroked the wood-grained planks, and flowed into the grass. I gritted my teeth, trying to divert attention by imagining the bathroom manufacturing plan.

However, I failed.

The water is really small. It's also really cold.

I almost took the longest and fastest bath in my life almost the whole time. After making sure that the shampoo on my head was rinsed out, I slapped the magic device violently, and sneezed twice without any promise.

Then just then. A hand passed through the shower curtain and reached in.

"..."

I stared at the hand holding the blanket blankly, and didn't respond for a long while.

The joints are distinct and the fingers are slender. White as if exuding holy light. This is undoubtedly a pair of beautiful male hands.

Look at these hands. I took a slow breath, and then shouted with all my strength.

"Adam, you smelly rascal!!!"

"Tsk. I didn't take a peek!"

Adam roared back. The priest's voice, whose tone never fluctuates, is rarely uncomfortable.

"You idiot mustn't take a bath towel anyway." He shook the blanket in his hand. "It is a blessing that I can bring it for you. Hurry up and wrap it up. Do you want to catch a cold? Nope? Someone patiently stayed up all night to take care of you."

"... Take some medicine for a cold. I don't want anyone to take care of it."

I spit out my face twisted. But he stretched out his hand towards the blanket that seemed very warm.

after all. I am really cold now.

The waist was twisted in a strange degree. I tried my best to cover all my naked body behind the shower curtain. Never point anything but the arm to the small mouth opened by Adam's hand.

"You, you, you, turn your head over!" I tentatively grabbed a small corner of the blanket and roared tremblingly, "As long as you can pass, you can pass as much as you can! Just like JOJO stand!"

"...Come on. I've turned one hundred and eighty degrees, okay."

The priest's voice contained a compromising helplessness. The sound of rubbing his clothes was subtle and gentle, and he seemed to turn his head as agreed.

And I was curled up. One hand was protecting his chest, and the other hand was slightly harder, pulling away the blanket.

Adam Song gave it very refreshingly. Almost at the same time he felt the slight force, he let go.

As if holding something bad.

The raised curtain fell. After confirming that the shower curtain made of sheets completely blocked the light outside, I stood up.

"...Thanks."

The blanket made a soft rubbing sound around my body, but my voice was softer than this.

After all, in terms of results. Adam is really thinking about me. Thank you too.

"Ah. No thanks."

His voice floated from outside the curtain. Still so there is no fluctuation, even a little owed, "If you just want to thank you, it is better to give something real."

"...Roar." The situation of such a routine made the corners of my mouth suddenly twitched, staring dead fish-eyed and replied, "Do you still count on me to agree with you?"

"Hey. Is this a new way of punishment."

The holy voice speaks unbearable words. Even through a curtain I can imagine his expressionless disgusting face, "Of course it's giving me money."

Unexpected answer. I replied with a cold snort.

Although he has been complaining that Adam is a waste person raised by the church. But he and I know that there is no so-called church at all. Adam's "priest" status is just an unchangeable setting of the game.

Or. Adam is just a "priest" set by the goddess.

The world created by the goddess is like a "game". Even though the world developed independently after the goddess left, it has not completely escaped from her control.

People have never been able to understand Adam's words correctly, this is the evidence.

...Before I appeared. What kind of life did Adam lead?

The question that had never been asked resurfaced in my heart again.

It's not that I didn't care about this problem. It's just that I know very well that even if I ask him, I will be beaten and haha ​​to fool him.

Gee. All of them refused to tell the truth and asked me to get to the bottom of it myself.

I gritted my teeth, stretched out my hand, and touched the replacement clothes.

However.

There is nothing there.

……Oh, God! ! ! !

The black pupils shrank. I looked at the empty surroundings and finally found something! !

Not only did I not take a bath towel! ! ! Haven't got the clothes yet! ! !

Like a bolt from a blue sky, the brain suddenly went blank. Wrapped in the blanket, I stood in place with a shocked face. It didn't move for a long time.

It's all because it took too long to reset the magic device! It took all my energy to make a simple shower cubicle out of bed sheets and wooden boards, but I didn't even think of taking clothes at all! !

calm down. Gadli cut.

The more knowledgeable "sensibility" in the strong wind and waves comforted me. Now that the matter is a foregone conclusion, the most important thing now is how to get the clothes.

...It makes sense.

The blank brain quickly recovered. Quickly thinking about the solution to the problem. Finally, after combining the operational difficulty and feasibility, a conclusion was reached.

Either I wrapped a blanket and took it myself in front of Adam. Or ask Adam to get it for me.

It was almost instantaneous. The bright black eyes once again lost their highlights.

what to do. I don't want to choose either.

"Hey."

It seemed to feel something from the long and abrupt silence. Adam's hesitant voice came from outside the curtain, "You don't... you didn't even take the clothes."

so smart. If it weren't for this situation, I would really like to compliment you.

I stared at a pair of godless dead fish eyes, and did not speak. But the deathly silence made a silent answer to the man outside.

Well. The smell of despair in the air grew stronger.

"Adam." The clever priest must have come to the same conclusion as I did. I blankly let him choose, "Did you decide to take it for me. Or I... take it myself."

Is it my illusion. The subtle pause in the language is not only without the slightest ambiguity. It also revealed a sadness that is hard to tell.

"...I'll get it for you."

after awhile. Adam spoke. The holy and nice male voice is still so unkind.

But his tail trembled.

...I didn't expect to look like a prodigal. Isn't it okay to have a pure heart.

"That. Adam."

After tangling for a while, I spoke. The pretending calm voice was so obvious that it couldn't be more obvious, "You, do you know, what are you going to take?"

The skinless priest was silent.

If he could relentlessly complain about me like before, "Do you think I'm still a primary school student who hasn't read XX magazine?" I would be more comfortable. The silence that is full of information now only reminds me of a lot of bad things.

After all, there is also a shy girl under the appearance of my spitting service, bastard! ! ! !

The silent air was thick and anxious. Even the shame of that conceivable only grew stronger.

Just as I was about to finish the last wave of pronouncing those words, Adam spoke again, "Anyway. It's the upper and lower underwear and outer clothes."

"...Adam. Sure enough, you are not an elementary school student who hasn't read **** magazine."

"Hey, that's common sense. Don't use your filthy heart to guess my holy heart."

...That's correct.

Severely suppressed the turmoil in his heart. With a straight face, I tried to say in the most serious voice, "The clothes on the outside can help me get a coat and a pair of trousers from the cabinet. As for the clothes on the inside—"

"It's all in the cabinet on the upper level of the coat." I said slurredly, "Just take one on the left and one on the right. You know. You know. It's the hood and the triangle."

Adam outside did not speak. But I felt inexplicably that he twitched his mouth.

The footsteps made by the shoes on the grass are soft, getting farther and farther away. After that, it was the sound of the cabinet opening and closing.

out of my expectation. This series of voices were not messed up because of impatience, but sounded in an orderly manner.

"Hey. Take it."

The well-knotted male's hand reached in again. I shivered with fright. This time, he held up his neatly folded shirt and trousers with one hand, and on top of the shirt and trousers, there were things I didn't want to look at.

There are too many things this time. With nowhere to go, I could only test at the edge of the shadow of the shower curtain, and cautiously, holding the clothes on his palm with both hands.

The light coming through the mouth was bright, and it flashed slightly in my eyes when I took the clothes. And I just looked at it instinctively.

As a result, I saw a perfectly profiled face with a pale golden halo against the light.

Even Adam couldn't turn his head one hundred and eighty degrees. The profile of a man with a handsome appearance comparable to the plaster statues of gods displayed in the museum is even more perfect. Even the shadows of every light are hit just right.

It was a bust of himself carved by a god.

Looking at those blue eyes that refracted the dark inorganic light under the bright light. I can't help pursing my lips.

The clothes are safely taken over. The shower curtain was completely put down again. I piled the blankets wrapped around my body by my feet, put the changed clothes on them, and dressed them neatly from the inside to the outside.

The sound of cloth rubbing echoed in the otherwise silent air. At this moment, Adam's thoughtful voice came over.

"By the way, Gardriche... So do you have a B+."

...My hands shook violently while wearing pants.

"Adam."

To the priest outside who deserved to be struck by lightning, I gritted my teeth and said "blessing", "Goddess is here. Sooner or later you will die without a whole body."

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The home field of a certain gypsum fine is simply a mudslide in the 5A Cowherd regiment.

I am afraid that he is the only one who will spit out with Jiamei and talk to each other without skin and face x

If you pay attention to the previous chapter that brought Arnold to a false blind date, you will find that Arnold can hear Adam's true words.

Of course there is a reason for this.

Except Arnold and Jiamei. There is only one person in the world who can hear Adam's original words without going through the mouth.

PS. I have been condemned in this chapter.

There was no hot water halfway through the bath. Explode the garbage school