Am I God

Then he saw the space ripples appearing in Zhao Yao's mouth, and the briquettes crawled out curiously, looking left and right as if confirming something.

Seeing the briquettes crawling out of his mouth, Zhao Yao reacted instantly: "This is... briquettes, after you devoured yourself, came out from my side?"

"Yeah." The briquettes nodded and said, "It seems that you can choose to come out from your side when you go out."

"So it is." Zhao Yao's eyes flashed: "I thought before that a stable transmission channel can be established between us, and everything can be swallowed by one side, and then spit out by the other side.

And after having self-devouring, it is equivalent to being able to teleport to the other party at any time. "

"It's great." Zhao Yao deeply understands that in this way, the dimensional stomach of the briquettes is equivalent to the most powerful escape tool. Not only can you hide in it, but you can also transfer through the dimensional stomach to escape to the other party's place. .

Next, Zhao Yao let the briquettes try again. To his disappointment, when he switched to Matcha or Elizabeth's abilities, the briquettes couldn't get out of his mouth.

"Is it because the abilities can't be used at the same time?" Zhao Yao patted his head and thought: "This is also impossible, but just like it is now, it is powerful enough."

Next, Zhao Yao ordered some canned food, compressed biscuits, mineral water, energy bars and other foods online, as well as some simple shelves and fixed tools, and then found a place to sell containers.

He plans to eat the container tomorrow night and set up a shelter within it.

After reading the things to be purchased, Zhao Yao suddenly reacted.

"By the way... The profit settlement has also been completed. It doesn't matter how the money earned this month is spent now." Thinking of this, Zhao Yao opened WeChat, first found Xiao Shiyu's WeChat, and then sent 2,000 yuan The red envelope passed.

"After that…"

Click on the WeChat account of Luban, the strongest in the national service, and Zhao Yao sent a red envelope of 500 yuan.

Although Zhao Yao did not promise to give Xiao Shiyu much bonus, but she and Bai Quan were more tired than a few cats by cleaning and entertaining customers every day. Zhao Yao thought that it was right to give more.

"By the way, matcha still has a commission to calculate, let me see how much..."

…

"Hey, Shiyu, how's it going? Would you like to come out for dinner this Saturday? Team activities."

"Sir He, I have to attend training all day Saturday, and I don't have time to pass." Xiao Shiyu said coldly: "Also, please don't call me Shiyu, our personal relationship is not that familiar yet."

"Everyone will be familiar with each other when they come out for more gatherings." Lao He smiled, and the next moment he said seriously: "By the way, Zhao Yao's side, there are no problems recently, right?"

"Well, the cat cafe's business is very good, and he is in a very good mood recently." Xiao Shiyu thought for a while and said, "As for the extraordinary phenomenon, I sent it to you in last week's report."

"Well, transformation and hallucinations? It's really useful information." While talking, Lao He thought to himself: 'Is it hallucinations? If this is the case, perhaps Zhao Yao's hard power is not as powerful as we previously estimated. ’

Xiao Shiyu continued, "Sir He, why hasn't this month's salary been paid yet?"

"Oh, the finances are tight, the finances are tight, I have already applied as above, and it will be issued in a few days, and it will be issued in a few days, Xiao Xiao, be patient, don't worry."

After hanging up the phone, Xiao Shiyu looked at several messages on WeChat and chose to ignore them. Perhaps because of the relationship between Otonashi, her physique has become better and better recently, her skin texture and figure have continued to improve, and her appearance has also improved again. Several male customers met by Cat Cafe are chasing after her. She was a little troubled.

Just then, the WeChat news rang, and she looked down and found that it was a red envelope sent by Zhao Yao.

"Oh? There will be red envelopes, the sun is coming out from the west." When he opened it and saw that it was 2,000 yuan, Xiao Shiyu was stunned and replied, "Who are you?"

"I'm Zhao Yao."

"Then who am I?"

"You are Xiao Shiyu, what are you doing?"

"Then what is our relationship?"

"I used to be a classmate, but now I'm a colleague. Damn me, what's wrong with you?"

…

Zhao Yao angrily withdrew from Xiao Shiyu's dialog box, curled his lips and said, "What the hell, is this woman stupid?" Shaking his head, he then distributed the other cats' commissions for this month. After all, it was agreed at the beginning. Every time a customer comes to the store, every super cat gets a dollar.

Outside the house, there were already cheers of matcha.

"Long live Zhao Yao! Long live Zhao Yao!" Matcha saw the red envelope sent, and then jumped up from the massage chair, her eyes lit up and kept pressing the phone: "Game boy! Video game boy, I can finally buy video games. The boy has this skin."

But when he pressed the last button, Matcha only felt that his whole body shuddered: "Finally, there is a video game boy of 288 yuan." After buying the skin, the first thing Matcha did was naturally to share it on the circle of friends and WeChat. ,and also…

"That's right." The laughing orange cat clicked on the WeChat account of the fat man who killed Luban, and sent the shared picture of his skin.

…

As an American shorthair cat with silver undercoat and black stripes, Yu Wan is sitting on the toilet with a mobile phone on a small chair in front of him, and he is brushing it at the moment.

Suddenly, there was a sound of plopping water, his body trembled, and a groan came out of his mouth.

Then he stood up and tried to leave the toilet.

But suddenly, the tragic scene after Xiaoyu found out that he didn't flush the toilet the last time sounded in his mind. His whole body trembled suddenly again, and he quickly jumped behind the toilet and pressed the button for flushing.

"Oh, I'm obviously a cat, so why should I use the toilet! It's not comfortable at all!" Yu Wan complained inwardly, remembering what Xiao Yu, a primary school girl, said at the time.

…

"Hey, are you wise? Then don't use the cat toilet in the future~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Use the toilet instead."

"Why?" Yu Wan said, "Isn't it just right for cats to **** in cat litter and then bury them?"

"Don't you feel ashamed to ask someone else to shovel **** for you when you are obviously wise?" Xiaoyu said with a look of disgust: "Also, cat litter is very expensive to use, compared to toilet water, it's cheap. too much."

Yu Wan struggled: "But...but I'm used to using cat litter, and it would be weird if my parents suddenly found out that I didn't use cat litter?"

As a cat, Yu Wan, like ordinary cats, has a stubborn habit of toilet location and method, and is reluctant to change the toilet, let alone use the flush toilet.

"No, I'll solve it from Mom and Dad. I checked the Internet, and some people have successfully trained cats to use the toilet. They say that I have also trained successfully. Mom and Dad should be happy." Xiaoyu said while taking Out of the phone, it was playing a scene of an orange cat pooping on the toilet and then pumping water.

"But...but..."

"It's nothing. Mom and Dad work so hard every day, so I can only shovel shit? Do you think it's fun to shovel your **** every day? It stinks to death."

Xiaoyu glanced at Yu Wan, then pointed to the cat in the video that was smoking the toilet and said, "The ability to **** and pee with the toilet, don't you think that after you have practiced this ability, it will be much stronger than your original one. "

"Cut." Yu Wan turned his head away and thought to himself, "Hmph, next time you let Erha **** on your bed, you'll know who is smarter, kinder, and cuter."

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