Am I God

"This is a coffee shop." Zhao Yao said angrily: "Where do you think this is? ... At least 500 extra for a massage here."

"500 is too expensive." Lao He said, "I'm a civil servant, don't you have any discounts?"

"If you're not a civil servant, do you think we dare to provide massage services?" Zhao Yao said dismissively.

Lao He said, "Have you ever heard a sentence called iron pestle grinding into needles? I also sacrificed my precious health for massage."

"That's because of your poor health." Zhao Yao said disdainfully, "Go back and eat more kidney treasures."

Lao He shook his head and said, "Zhao Yao, you are still too young to have a clear understanding of your position."

"What do you know?"

"Zhao Yao, you have to understand that our men are only heroes in the early stage. Don't look at you now. We will not be able to do it from the middle stage." Lao He said with a face of vicissitudes: "When you reach my age, When you go to bed at night, if your wife turns over a little, you will probably tremble in your heart."

Zhao Yao rolled his eyes: "Then how about I tell your wife what you said."

"I don't have a wife."

Zhao Yao said speechlessly: "Then where did you have the face to say what you just said?"

Lao He said: "Although I am not married, I have a wealth of work experience and a deep understanding of the relationship between men and women."

"Aren't you a policeman?"

"Well, when I was young, I was in charge of anti-pornography." Lao He's eyes showed nostalgia: "It was a very interesting experience."

"..." Zhao Yao pouted and glanced at the rice cake that was still sleeping on the table.

Long before Chief He entered the coffee house, he had already turned the cat into a beige fold-eared cat by illusion. He didn't want the cat's appearance to attract the attention of others.

‘It seems that as long as you are in a coffee shop in the future, you will have to disguise the rice cake as a beige fold-eared cat. ' Zhao Yao thought with a frown.

"Speaking of which, all the cats in your place have been neutered?"

Zhao Yao was stunned: "What's wrong?"

Lao He said: "Don't you know that after the super cat is sterilized, it will lose its super power?"

"Ah? Is there such a thing?" Zhao Yao was amazed, and then immediately rejoiced: "Fortunately, the mango was not sterilized, otherwise the superpower would be gone... Wait, the superpower of the mango is gone, maybe it is a Maybe a good thing..."

…

The day passed quickly, and when it was time to get off work, Zhao Yao stretched out at the computer in front of him, yawned and said, "After a long day, I finally got off work."

Matcha was lying on his lap, and at the same time, he stretched his claws forward, bent his back, and made a cat's lazy waist: "It's really tiring to work."

Elizabeth said disdainfully: "You watched the game on Zhao Yao's lap all afternoon, it was really hard work."

"Yes Elizabeth." Matcha jumped off Zhao Yao's lap and ran to Elizabeth: "My neck is sore, can you rub it for me."

"roll."

"Elizabeth, your coat seems to be getting oily?"

Elizabeth's eyes became cold, and she immediately licked the cat on her back: "Huh? Is there any? I recently asked Zhao Yao for soft phospholipids every day, does it work?"

the other side…

"You're so tired." Xiao Shiyu stood behind Zhao Yao and said with great contempt, "You just sat and played games for an afternoon today, right? Is there such a boss?"

"Hey, Xiao Shiyu." Zhao Yao looked at Xiao Shiyu suspiciously and said, "Your face seems to have gotten smaller."

"Ah, is there any?" Xiao Shiyu immediately took out her phone and took a picture: "Could it be that I did face-lifting exercises recently, and it worked?"

"Effective and effective." Zhao Yao said with a serious face: "You used to have a face value of 95 at most, and now it is at least 98."

"Don't interrupt." Xiao Shiyu suddenly reacted and said, "Let me tell you, there are more and more customers in the store recently, and Bai Quan and I are simply too busy."

"Yes, boss." Bai Quan nodded and said, "I have to make drinks, watch cats, feed food, pay bills, clean toilets, wash cups, wipe tables and chairs... Now there are at least thirty or forty guests every day. The two of you are a little busy."

'The extra staff is a hassle to keep Supercat's secret. ' Zhao Yao thought to himself: 'And this way, the cost will also increase, which is not very good for the settlement at the end of the month. ’

"Well, leave the daily cleaning to me, like cleaning the floor, cleaning the table and so on."

Xiao Shiyu glanced at Zhao Yao and said, "Can you do it?"

Zhao Yao smiled mysteriously, but did not speak. He had already planned to let Elizabeth use illusion to cover himself, and then he directly used the dimensional stomach bag to **** up all the dust, stains, garbage, etc., which would be much faster to clean, and greatly reduced the workload of Xiao Shiyu and Bai Quan.

After closing the door, Zhao Yao returned home with the super cats and Bai Quan.

But just as he was lying on the sofa, swiping the web and looking at the circle of friends, he found that there was another newcomer in the super cat group, a little princess named Qianqian.

Leopard Head: "Breaking photos of newcomers."

Favorite dried fish: "If you don't want to take pictures, you will explode the variety, color, age, and weight."

Several other people have also spoken out to flirt with newcomers. These super cats are still very quick to learn many Internet words and behaviors of human beings.

But at this moment, no one expected that this little princess Qianqian really sent a photo.

It was an unusually sweet seal lynx puppet~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Even if Zhao Yao saw it, he felt like a picture of a little fairy. In terms of the cat's appearance, it seems to be a little bit taller than Elizabeth.

And as soon as this photo was released, it seemed to detonate the entire super cat group in an instant.

Leopard Head: "It's beautiful, beautiful, beautiful."

God on God: "Sister, can I mate with you?"

Popping Chicken Steak (Yuanyuan) is even rarer and posted a few pictures, namely Zhao Yao's cat climbing frame, cat toilet, cat freeze-dried and other things: "Three-story luxury villa, automatic cat toilet, Freeze-dried imported from the United States…”

However, Lu Ban (Matcha), the strongest in the national service, directly posted a photo of Yuanyuan, and then said, "This is the fat house above, the girl ignores him."

"Ah!" Yuanyuan felt like she was going crazy when she saw a photo of herself eating cat food with her belly out of the way.

"This cat scum." He ran up to the matcha and shouted: "Don't go too far, who told you to expose me, hurry up and withdraw!"

"Anyway, you are also dying in vain. I am here to help you now. It will save you money and money, wasting energy and time in vain, and killing hundreds of millions of children and grandchildren every day." I took a picture of my account balance.

At the same time, he spoke again in the group.

Lu Ban, the strongest in the national service: "If you shovel shit, you know how to pay, and you don't play with me. With so much pocket money every month, I don't know how to spend it well."

Yuanyuan jumped directly to Matcha's side and said angrily, "Hurry up and withdraw my photo, or I will expose you now!"

"Okay, okay, I'll withdraw, let's withdraw the head office."

Elizabeth glanced at the two cats with contempt, and silently opened the photo posted by the little princess Qianqian, thinking to herself, "This guy...she has come to Jianghai too?"