Am I God

"What's the matter?" Zhao Yao shook his leg, feeling like he was tied with a lump of iron: "The Matcha guy is heavier recently."

"Hurry up and help me play a game of King's Glory, you must be better than the little fat man." Matcha quickly put the phone in Zhao Yao's hand, it was him and the little princess Qianqian and the little fat man who killed Luban. A set just started picking.

Before the three cats had played several black games, each game was a show of little fat people, and when the matcha was still silently brushing money, he killed the opposite side. .

After taking Matcha's mobile phone, Zhao Yao smiled confidently: "You have found the right person. I have watched a lot of videos of great gods recently, and the technology of King of Glory has advanced by leaps and bounds."

Looking at the nickname of his teammate, he frowned: "Why is it him again, didn't he tell you to stop playing with this little fat guy?" But the next moment he smiled: "But this time is different, look at your father Show him."

When Matcha heard what Zhao Yao said, she nodded again and again and said, "Zhao Yao, Zhao Yao, it's all up to you."

"Don't worry." While Zhao Yao said, he had already chosen the hero Han Xin.

Matcha immediately said: "But someone has already chosen a jungler."

"Look." Zhao Yao sneered and started typing: "Give it away when you grab the wild."

After a while, the person who originally picked the jungler changed immediately.

"Did you see it, the glory of the king is the momentum." Zhao Yao said: "At the beginning, you have to shock your teammates, let them have confidence in you, and then stabilize."

Matcha nodded fiercely and said, "Zhao Yao Zhao Yao, you are amazing."

"Nonsense, the last time Li Bai and I were fighting for the wild, I directly sent him to cry." Zhao Yao said proudly: "Tell you a secret, the glory of the king is divided into three realms."

"Which three realms?" Matcha stared at Zhao Yao and asked.

"The first level is to be robbed of the wild. The second level is to steal the teammate's wild. The third level is to steal the opposite wild." Zhao Yao said with a serious face: "To play this game, you must do it first. The thing is to beat your teammates first and grab TMD. Only after you win your teammates will you have a chance to win your opponents.”

Ten minutes later, Xiaoyu let go of Yuwan's phone, looked at the record, and laughed.

On the opposite side, she was still blowing up the base within ten minutes, and Luban, who chose Han Xin, the strongest national server, was still in the wild at this time.

Finally, looking at the output ratio, Han Xin's output ratio to heroes is only less than 3%.

Xiaoyu said disdainfully: "What a rookie. If this level was in our class, no one would even copy the homework for him."

The husky in the distance curled his lips in disdain, scolding in his heart: 'What are the primary school students thinking about now, they are really worried about the future of this country. ' Thinking of this, he lowered his head and ate a few mouthfuls of dog food.

The ghost cat floating in the sky looked at the husky lying on the ground eating dog food, and felt extremely curious: "Dog food...is it so delicious? Is it because dogs are too easy to satisfy, or is dog food really so delicious? "

The fish ball on the other side is manipulating Xiaoyu's mobile phone, that is, the King's Glory, the little princess Qianqian.

The two exchanged numbers to operate, and let the fish balls, who are more dishes, pretend to be the little princess Qianqian, and let Xiaoyu do the operation on behalf of the little fat man.

At this moment, Yu Wan looked at the data on the settlement panel after the battle, and smiled so happily that his eyes almost narrowed into slits.

Seeing Yu Wan's squinting eyes, Xiao Yu felt angry again: "What are you happy about! Isn't it all your fault? Let's play the last game, and then don't forget Sweep and drag the ground outside."

"Ah?" Yu Wan widened her eyes and typed desperately, "But I can't sweep or mop the floor."

"You can consider licking it clean." Xiaoyu said, "From today onwards, the house sweeping and mopping will be done for you."

Yu Wan slumped to the ground weakly, with a look of despair on his face.

At this moment, he saw the husky in the distance looking at him with a sneering expression, and immediately said angrily: "Silly dog, what are you looking at, I will look down on you again."

Seeing Yu Wan yelling at the dog, Xiao Yu immediately said, "Don't bully the rough noodles."

Yuwan pressed the phone frantically: "Xiaoyu, this stupid dog has also awakened, I always feel that he can understand both human and cat words!"

Xiaoyu turned her head to look, and immediately saw that the sneering face of the Husky disappeared, and it turned into a tongue sticking out, looking at her stupidly, where can I see the slightest wisdom.

"What nonsense, I've only heard of super cats, is there a super dog?" Xiaoyu smiled and said: "The rough face is so cute, how could it have awakened intelligence."

Yu Wan was so angry that his beard kept shaking, and a pair of meat claws swayed towards the husky: "Xiaoyu, you believe me, he has really awakened the super dog, he is playing stupid in front of you! He treats me as if every night. mat."

Xiaoyu pouted, not bothering to deal with the strange meowing of the fish balls, but just started to operate the mobile phone and quit the team.

Yu Wan was so annoyed that he rushed in front of the husky, and he threatened: "Silly dog! You are so rude!"

The husky seemed to be startled, and the whole dog was in the corner of the wall, whimpering in fear.

Xiaoyu roared again: "Yuwan, I tell you not to bully rough noodles."

Yu Wan said aggrieved: "But I didn't do anything."

Husky looked at Yu Wan with disdain and thought to himself: 'Fight me, you are still too far behind. I'll start by conquering this family and become the highest-ranking creature in this family, and step by step I will step back to the top and change the world. ’

The ghost cat slowly drifted by in front of the husky, staring at the dog food, touching his chin with one hand, and thinking, "It seems to be enjoying it."

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On the other side, when Matcha saw Xiaoyu quit the team, she immediately sent a message: "Qianqian, why did you quit? Are you not playing?"

"I'm sorry, Brother Luban." Xiaoyu replied: "I just want to play with the cat that is more powerful than King Glory."

crackle!

Matcha only felt a bolt of lightning slashed across his body, smashing his entire cat into pieces.

Seeing the matcha that fell softly on the sofa and turned into a ball of rotten meat, Zhao Yao sighed, silently uninstalled the King's Glory, and cursed in his heart: "What kind of broken opponent is the match, I fell before I exerted my strength. "

Looking at the unrequited matcha, Zhao Yao rubbed the other's head and said, "Don't be depressed, matcha, what's so fun about this garbage game, so, don't you like chicken? I'll take you to play and eat. How's the chicken?"

Matcha stared blankly at the void in front of her, and she just shook her ears and said, "Eat chicken? Forget it, anyway, a waste cat like me is a rookie in everything. I'm not too young, no Mango is so young, maybe it's time for me to give up my e-sports dream."

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