Am I God

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"Increase my attractiveness? How to do it?" Matcha's eyes lit up instantly.

"Increase..." Zhao Yao looked at the matcha on the ground, looked at it from head to toe, and then looked aside from foot to head: "No, no, your appearance has reached the peak, you are the best among cats, Wu Yifan among beasts, long No longer."

"Ah?" Matcha's eyes widened, and she said unconfidently, "I know I'm handsome, but how handsome is that?"

"Yes." Zhao Yao pointed to the cats in the distance and said, "Look at Yuanyuan, look at Mango, look at yourself... I rely on Mango, please stop!"

Matcha turned his head to look, and the first thing that caught his eye was Yuanyuan's whole cat standing on the table, with its huge belly hanging down, covering the back feet, and even the soles of the feet could not be seen, just like a big balloon.

He twisted his neck again and looked at the mango under the table. The latter was biting a large toilet paper he didn't know where he found, trying to eat it, and was dragged out by Zhao Yao.

But as Zhao Yao tugged him, Mango screamed loudly.

"Damn, Mango, how did you learn how to bark!"

"I'm so handsome!" Matcha, who saw this scene, said with high spirits: "Damn, what kind of female cat can't be on such a handsome cat. Zhao Yao, you don't need to tell me, I found Qian Qian It's not worthy of me at all, and I will continue to wait for the love that belongs to me."

Looking at the back of Matcha leaving, Zhao Yao pouted and swallowed what he wanted to say.

"Where does this confidence come from? Why does it feel a little familiar?" Zhao Yao thought to himself: "Forget it, that's fine, if you pass it like this, you can at least work hard for a week or two, I just thought about it. Let’s talk about it next time.”

It was time to get off work soon, Zhao Yao left the computer desk, but the rice cake was reluctant to end.

She looked at Zhao Yao eagerly, her eyes widened, and she said pitifully, "Zhao Yao, let's play another game."

"Stop playing."

"Just play the last game, and we'll leave immediately if we die."

Zhao Yao said speechlessly: "The last set of wool, you have called the last set five times."

"Don't!" The rice cakes rolled back and forth on the table: "This time is really the last game, this time even if you jump off and die, you will die at the beginning, I am satisfied, I will play this last game! I can't sleep tonight!"

Zhao Yao grabbed the rice cake and went out with the other cats: "I'm gone, I've gone back."

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Just after leaving the cram school, Xiaoyu quickly took out her mobile phone and started to read WeChat.

At this moment, a little fat man squeezed in from behind, looked at Xiaoyu and said, "Xiaoyu, my family bought a new drone, do you want to play together?"

"Not interested. And..." Xiaoyu glanced at the other party and said, "I'm not interested in playing with immature boys, so don't talk to me in the future."

The little fat man said immediately, "My monthly allowance is 500 now! I'm no longer the kid I used to be in kindergarten!"

Xiaoyu said lightly: "I don't like fat people."

Little Fatty froze in place like a petrification. Xiao Yu's words were a heart attack for a primary school student.

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, Xiaoyu continued to focus on the phone: "What are you doing, why hasn't this silly cat been hooked? Could it be that I've posted fewer photos."

Xiaoyu originally wanted to rely on the beauty cat strategy to attract the strongest national server, cheat money from the other party, and drain all the value from the other party.

To this end, she specially added various WeChat, public accounts, and Weibo about cats. She has seen photos of various cathouses and cat friends, and read love expert analysis, female frequency novels, and combined with the aesthetics of fish balls. Suggestions, and finally selected a picture of a very sweet Ragdoll cat.

The plan was very successful at first, but the silly cat has been a little indifferent to her in recent days.

Xiaoyu opened WeChat and found that the other party still hadn't sent her a message.

She pressed her thumb again and again, just wanting to send a message to ask what was going on, but suddenly stopped moving again, and a wise light flashed in her eyes.

"No, between men and women, whoever sends a message first will lose. I must maintain the image of a cold goddess-." Thinking of this, Xiaoyu looked solemn, and slowly opened a circle of friends: "Try this, this picture , I have treasured it for a long time."

Soon little princess Qianqian posted a circle of friends on this WeChat account, the content was: Later, I finally learned how to love, but unfortunately you have long gone and disappeared into the sea of ​​people.

Below this sentence is a picture of a female puppet cat, which is the sweet puppet cat standing in front of the windowsill and looking out the window with a melancholy expression.

Not long after Xiaoyu sent out the circle of friends, he immediately got a reply.

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On Paramela, Matcha and Yuanyuan were squeezed together in the back seat, Matcha was scrolling through the circle of friends bored, and sighed in her heart: "Alas, they are all a bunch of vulgar fans, there is no one in this world who can match me. A female cat? How can this make other male cats live?"

Brushing and brushing, he suddenly saw the shallow circle of friends.

Yuanyuan next to Matcha is also boringly flipping through the circle of friends, scanning Elizabeth, little princess Qianqian, and the circle of friends of other female cats from time to time.

"Oh, Qianqian is very beautiful, but Elizabeth is by her side, and Tiantian in that group is also quite cute. Who should I choose?"

"Huh? Qianqian updated the circle of friends again?"

In Xiaoyu's house, Yuwan took advantage of no one at home, the whole cat was lying on Xiaoyu's bed, and at this time, she saw the WeChat Moments of Princess Qianqian.

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"That must be telling me!"

Matcha shook his head helplessly, and returned under Qian Qian's circle of friends with a bitter face: "Qian Qian, I'm sorry, you are a good cat, but we are not suitable."

Yuanyuan opened her mouth, stuck out her tongue, waving her cat's paws cheerfully, and hit her excitedly: "Qianqian, I haven't disappeared, I'm here, I've been waiting for you, since the first time I saw you You, I'm in love with you, please marry me!"

After waiting for a while, the other party didn't reply, Yuanyuan couldn't help but cut back, but found that she couldn't see her circle of friends.

He immediately transferred to a private message and sent a message: "Qianqian, why do you want to block me from the circle of friends? Don't be afraid, I have been waiting for you and love you forever!"

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