Am I God

Hearing the matcha question, Yu Wan recalled what happened a few days ago.

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Xiaoyu looked at the fish **** who were eating and said, "Fish balls, the cat food at home is almost finished."

Yu Wan raised his head, opened his mouth, and cat food fell out of his mouth: "Xiaoyu, do you want to eat cat food too?"

Xiao Yu patted Yu Wan's head, and then said, "I heard that there is a place where you can foster cats. You can eat them at no cost, and there are super female cats everywhere?"

Yu Wan's eyes lit up and said, "Really?"

"Of course it's true." Xiaoyu said, "If you want to go, I can send you in 'foster care' for a while."

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Yu Wan squinted his eyes and said, "You don't care how I got in." Then, he pointed to a few breed cats beside him and said, "I'm here today on behalf of our 18K, and let me tell you, Brother Chixa is our 18K. Man, are you going to give us 18K face when you mess with him?"

Matcha was slightly taken aback: "18K? I seem to have heard of this cat help, and the fish **** are still mixed in?" His eyes narrowed, and he saw the words accompanied by the fish balls, all kinds of blue cats around, Mei Duan, Siam, and Garfield slowly gathered around, looking at the matcha with murderous intent.

Matcha's heart tensed: "Fishballs are so good at 18K?" Although he was very confident in his means at the moment, he didn't want to be besieged by so many super cats in vain, which was laborious and thankless.

So Matcha immediately shouted: "So many of you want to beat me? Is 18K only going to be around? Is there any way for your boss to come and fight me?"

The group of cats stopped, and with a meow, a Garfield came out slowly: "It makes sense, you want to fight me one-on-one, don't you? Come on then?"

Matcha was stunned for a moment, pointed to Yu Wan and then pointed to the Garfield cat and shouted, "Yu Wan, aren't you their boss? If you want a heads-up fight, let you fight me head-to-head!"

Garfield frowned and said, "When did he become our boss? He just prefers to be in the front and middle."

Yu Wan ran to Garfield to please and said, "Be careful, boss, this orange cat is very insidious."

"..." Matcha rolled her eyes, stared at Garfield and said, "Forget it, then the same goes for our heads-up."

Garfield said, "It's okay to go heads-up, but I have to add a condition. Whoever wins will be able to lick each other's chrysanthemums, and he will listen to him in prison in the future."

Matcha: "..." He was stunned for a while and then scolded: "Are you still living in a primitive society? You still retain the habit of ordinary wild cats? Who wants to lick your chrysanthemum!"

Garfield shrugged his shoulders: "It's okay if you don't lick it." After speaking, he stuck out his tongue and slowly licked his lips and said, "I'll lick you anyway."

Yu Wan on the side endured the nausea in his heart and cheered: "Come on, boss, I'll help you hold his leg in a while!"

Matcha felt goosebumps all over his body, so he rushed up and walked in front of Garfield, pointing to the other party's nose and shouting, "You rubbish, kneel down for me!"

While speaking, he had activated the illusion collar, and Garfield lost his five senses in an instant. That is to say, the moment after activating the illusion collar, Matcha also activated the time stop at the same time.

In a world where everything is still, Matcha sneaked around behind Garfield, directly pressed the other party's body down, and then concave the other party into a concave shape, lying on the ground, with a face of surrender.

Then the matcha came back to its original place and returned to its original appearance.

In the eyes of the cats, they saw Matcha kneeling down, and Garfield fell directly to the ground.

The exclamations of the crowd were not over yet, only to hear Matcha say, "Are you satisfied?"

With the pause and passage of time, the unconscious Garfield nodded.

The super cats around were shocked.

"Garfield actually confessed to counseling?"

"How is it possible? Is it some kind of ability?"

"What is the origin of this orange cat?"

Facing the suspicious gazes of the cats, Matcha suddenly found herself receiving a mission.

Side quest: Megatron Prison.

Mission Objective: To shock the cats and let them fully understand your toughness.

Mission reward: 500 experience points

Failure penalty: None.

Matcha's eyes lit up, this was the first time he received a mission directly, rather than by 'helping' others.

Of course, he directly chose to accept the task, then looked at the group of cats around, and said with a faint smile: "Everyone, you will say in the next sentence, who touched my butt."

The next moment, Matcha stopped time, and under 8x acceleration, it only took a few seconds for Matcha to touch the buttocks of all the super cats present.

When the flow of time resumed, all the cats exclaimed.

Yu Wan looked at Matcha in disbelief and said, "Who touched my butt... Impossible, how do you know what I'm going to say?"

"Because my eyes can see through the future, and my hands can control the present!" Matcha laughed while talking, then looked at Yu Wan and said, "Next, you will all scream out."

With the stop and flow of time, Yu Wan suddenly covered his lower body and screamed out: "Can you even predict this?"

At this moment, the eyes of all the cats looking at the matcha are extremely shocked~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Only the briquettes are still lazily basking in the sun, looking at the matcha with contempt.

Matcha is very satisfied with the shock and panic of everyone, but there are also super cats who are not convinced, but as soon as they stand up, they are subjected to an illusion by Matcha, time-stop, concave shape, and a set of peasants beaten to their knees three times in a row. land.

At this time, there are no super cats willing to come forward. After all, the ability displayed by Matcha is very strange, and when Matcha looked at the task display, he directly gained 500 experience points, and a satisfied smile appeared on his face.

After completing the task of frightening the cats, it was over after a while. Matcha followed a few prison guards and walked out according to the previous agreement.

Zhao Yao touched the head of the briquettes and said, "You took on a mission to sell cat grass?"

The briquettes nodded and said happily, "Yes, as long as I sell more catnip in prison, the more experience points I can get."

Zhao Yao nodded: "Do well, contact me at any time through the dimensional stomach bag if you have something."

The collar on the matcha and briquettes was done, and it was time for him to return to his cell next.

However, after he returned to his cell with invisibility and illusion, Zhao Yao couldn't help rolling his eyes when he looked at a few guys in the cell who were stunned by him.

He swiped from left to right, and saw that the apostles in his cell were William the American, the black guy from the boat Xiao, Xiao Ming, the second generation of the poor and the rich, and the hemorrhoid patient Shui Long.

"What combination of his sister is this, I think Lao He, you are deliberately embarrassing me, Zhao Yao."

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After six days of work, I can finally start writing novels with all my strength tomorrow.

Tomorrow, we will start to guarantee the third shift, and first ask for a wave of recommended monthly tickets.