Am I God

Red envelopes, briquettes, and fish **** found batches of super cats. Most of the super cats chose to refuse. They were not interested in farming at all.

So the red envelope changed its strategy and finally successfully summoned more than 20 super cats to help them grow catnip.

Standing in front of the catnip field, he said to the super cats in front of him: "Everyone, the opportunity to make a fortune is just around the corner. When you decide to join the Sunshine Mint Project, the most difficult problem has been solved. Ordinary people Chances are found by chance, geniuses are good at finding opportunities, and we are committed to creating opportunities.”

Saying that, the red envelope pointed to the catnip field behind him and said, "Everyone, the annual demand for catnip in Jianghai City is about 50 million tons (the red envelope is made up randomly).

Since the previous year, this demand has been growing all the way, and has doubled. With the awakening of super cats, more and more super cats need catnip to reduce stress. You must know that in every two super cats, one super cat likes catnip. "

Cannon raised his claws and said, "But, red envelopes..." Since the Japanese incident came to an end, he followed Bai Quan back to Jianghai. After all, Zhao Yao caused such a big disaster in Japan, how could he still have the courage to stay Japan.

"Call me Teacher Red Packet. Our Sunshine Mint Project has no distinction between superiors and subordinates. As a senior, you can just call me teacher."

"Teacher Red Packet." Da Pao rolled his eyes, and then said hesitantly, "But there are so many catnip sellers and cats, why would they come to buy ours?"

The briquettes pointed at him and said, "Cannon, right? Have you ever eaten the catnip we planted?"

Cannon looked at the catnip field behind the briquettes, shook his head and said, "I'm not particularly interested in catnip."

Seeing his disdainful look, the briquettes were so angry that they threw a bag of processed catnip in front of him: "Try it."

"Don't waste your time." Cannon shook his head: "I'm not interested in catnip by nature..."

The briquettes slapped him in front of him with a fierce paw: "I told you to try it!"

Cannon shrugged helplessly, took apart the catnip in front of him, and gently twisted it with his paws to bring it in front of his nose.

The next moment, his eyes widened suddenly, and the cat hair all over his body exploded, it felt as if a star exploded in his body.

Cannon took another deep breath, feeling the particles of catnip pouring into his body from his nostrils like a cold current, causing his body to shiver uncontrollably.

"Catnip, catnip can do this?"

The briquettes on the side said proudly: "Hmph, this is the catnip that I grew by myself. There is no better product in this world than him, how about it? Now there is no doubt?"

Seeing Cannon nodding, the red envelope said excitedly: "Not only the quality of the goods, our Sunshine Mint Project is different from other projects, we promise not to spend a penny on advertising. Other large companies spend hundreds of millions of dollars every year. Billions of dollars are spent on TV, on the web, and on celebrity endorsements.

But our Sunshine Mint Project can't do this. All the money we earn is actually distributed to you, and the profit has at least tripled. "

Cannon asked suspiciously: "Then how do you promote it without advertising?"

"We rely on word of mouth, and each customer sells catnip for us directly! As long as you recommend our products to other users, you can get a commission. Think about it, who doesn't know some people who want to smoke catnip? Cats? All you have to do is sell each of you three cats, and they each sell to three more cats, and our Sunshine catnip can spread like a virus."

The red envelope excitedly said: "Every package of catnip they sell is taken from you. As long as you sit at home, you can wait to get the commission and go to the peak of cat life."

Zhao Yao, who was listening from a distance, rolled his eyes and said, "This guy with red envelopes, has he started to make boats again?"

When the cats in the distance heard the words of the red envelope, they clapped their palms in excitement.

The briquettes and fish **** also looked at each other, and there seemed to be flames burning in their eyes: "The red envelope is really a business genius, we sent it this time."

On the other side, Zhao Yao and Yuanyuan, who were in stealth, wanted to roll their eyes the more they listened. Yuanyuan patted Zhao Yao on the shoulder and said, "Zhao Yao, Zhao Yao, do you want our cat factory to send someone to copy them? Dare to be here. It's really outrageous to engage in ship Xiao."

Zhao Yao thought for a while, looked at the flame exclamation mark on the head of the briquettes, and said, "Wait a minute, if it's just cheating the cat's money, it's not a crime."

Yuanyuan: "???"

After the cats on the other side were told by the red envelopes, they all seemed to be bloodied.

The red envelope hits the railroad while it's hot: "Okay, now we have everything ready, we have channels, formulas, and the best sales staff. As long as we plant catnip, we will become the opinion leaders of the global super cat in the future. leaders, social changers.”

Seeing a group of super cats planting catnip with great interest, Zhao Yao curled his lips, took out his mobile phone, and planned to send a message to test it out: "Ballet, I heard that the grass planting department has recently expanded its recruitment, do you need help?"

"No need, no need, we can do it ourselves, and then I will give you fresh catnip to taste."

Zhao Yao pouted, and at this moment, he found that Xiaoyu had sent a message.

"Zhao Yao! What the **** are you feeding the rough noodles! I've washed his mouth ten times, and it still stinks like a puddle."

Zhao Yao: "???"

Xiaoyu: "Don't play stupid to me! You told me all about the rough noodles, it's all about you feeding him messy food."

"This dead dog." Zhao Yao gritted his teeth: "Huh, play with me?" With a sneer, Zhao Yao flipped through the album and found the photos taken at the US military base at that time~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Look again At this scene, Zhao Yao still felt hot eyes.

On the other side, Xiaoyu's home.

As soon as Xiaoyu saw the photo, she screamed: "Ah!!"

The rough face that heard the scream immediately rushed over and protected Xiaoyu in front of him, looking like a loyal protector.

"Rough Noodles!" Little Rain kicked Rough Noodles' **** in the next moment and screamed, "Get out of here!" The contents of the photo just now appeared in her mind, that Rough Noodles hugging It looks like a cat licking back and forth with a **** all over.

Especially thinking of the appearance of the other party licking her just now, Xiaoyu felt goosebumps all over her body.

"It's disgusting! Who did you learn to eat **** with rough noodles? Is it fish balls?"

"You are not allowed to enter my room from today on, go take a shower for me immediately!"

Woohoo~~~ Sad dog barking came out in the bathroom.