Am I God

"Matcha!"

After a shrill scream, there was the sound of the cat's breath, the sound of tables and chairs knocking over, and Zhao Yao's helpless shouting.

After finally separating the two cats, Zhao Yao persuaded: "Okay Elizabeth, don't be angry, I have received your wishes, don't blame matcha."

Elizabeth stared at the matcha angrily, then looked at Zhao Yao and said, "Zhao Yao! You are too partial to matcha, and every time he gets into trouble, you take care of him, the leader of the Jin Maowei who removed him before. That's right, he was dismissed obviously, and he was allowed to come to the construction site as a foreman. It's because you favored him every time that he was so confident."

Matcha on the other side covered her scratched nose and said, "Jealous, fat lady, who taught me that Xiaochacha is so attractive? And I came to Zhao Yao's house more than a year before you, so is this how you talk to seniors? ?"

boom! Zhao Yao slapped Matcha's head with a slap: "Shut up."

Zhao Yao turned to look at Elizabeth on the side, swept the golden exclamation mark on the other's head and said, "Then Elizabeth, how can you forgive Matcha?"

Elizabeth pointed to the cake and said, "This is a seafood cake that I spent several nights making! Matcha must be punished!"

Zhao Yao comforted Elizabeth, touched her head and neck, and said, "OK, OK. Then how do you want to punish him."

Taking advantage of Zhao Yao's turn to talk to Elizabeth, Matcha stuck out her tongue maliciously and rolled her eyes.

"This guy!" Elizabeth was so angry that her pupils shrank a little, and after thinking about it, she said: "Throw him out for a week, let him know how happy his life is now, and let him understand the hard work of stray cats. ."

Yuanyuan, who had been with him for 24 hours, had a happy face, nodded, and said with approval: "Yes, Elizabeth and I both know the hardships and difficulties of life to be so mature, this matcha guy has been raised to be white and fat since he was a child. Yes, I think it is natural to eat and drink, so I am so ignorant."

Yuanyuan immediately began to count the failures of Matcha: "The things that were handed to him always failed, like the previous prison mission, it was not completed, and it was of no use in the previous Wushi war, and he was the worst in the super cat armor. Use. When I was the leader of the Jinyi cat, I also had a bad atmosphere. I only knew how to play the glory of the king and swiped my credit card secretly.

And this time on the construction site, obviously every cat has a death-free iron coupon, but he wants them to divide one of the three cats equally, and he is full of his own pocket..."

Elizabeth said angrily, "Look at Zhao Yao, you dote on him too much!"

Side Quest: Education

Mission objective: Matcha is becoming more and more arrogant, causing dissatisfaction with other super cats. In order to educate Matcha and make him mature, let him experience the life of a stray cat for a week.

Mission reward: 500 experience points

Failure penalty: None.

When Matcha heard what Yuanyuan and Elizabeth were saying, she quickly rubbed against Zhao Yao and said, "Humph! You two rascals, Zhao Yao won't throw away such a cute kitten like me! Is it Zhao Yao!"

Half an hour later, the door at the bottom of the building was opened, and the matcha with the small yellow backpack was thrown out.

But just as the door was about to close, matcha flashed and appeared in the crack of the door, blocking the door with his big head, begging for mercy with a pitiful look: "Zhao Yao Zhao Yao! I'm your cute little tea. , you just let me out like this, aren't you afraid that something will happen to me?"

"You are no longer a small tea, but a fat tea. It's also time to go out and practice, make this oil and water into the essence, and grow well." After speaking, Zhao Yao pushed the matcha tea away and closed it with a bang. the door.

Matcha reluctantly squatted outside the door, pouted and said, "Hmph, the door will be open soon."

Carrying a bag and waiting for a while at the door, Matcha felt a little bored, so he opened the backpack on his back and saw that there were three packs of cat treats and a mobile phone: "Haha, just playing a game of Glory of the King, It is estimated that Zhao Yao will come to pick me up."

Three hours later, all three packs of cat treats were eaten, leaving only the packaging bags on the ground, and the phone was almost out of power, Matcha stared blankly at the iron door: "Zhao Yao must have fallen asleep. Right? Why haven't you come to pick me up yet?"

At this moment, the sound of the grass rang, and Matcha was startled: "Who?"

Huang Niba (the wild super cat in Zhao Yao Community) stuck out his head and sniffed in the air. The moment he saw the matcha, his eyes lit up and said, "Matcha? Why did you come downstairs?"

"Yellow mud." Matcha breathed a sigh of relief, and her ears perked up again: "I came down for a walk, I haven't seen you very much recently, where are you hanging out?"

Huang Niba sniffed around the packaging of the three bags of cat treats, and when he saw that the treats had been eaten, he was disappointed.

Hearing Matcha's question, he replied: "Recently, the security guards in this community are chasing stray cats, and the whole building is empty, and the old grandmother who fed me before has also moved away, so I come less often.

Not to mention, I haven't had dinner yet, so I'll go first. "

"Oh." Seeing the back of Huang Niba leaving, Matcha's eyes rolled: "Hmph, I didn't come to see me after waiting for so long, I really went out and wandered around, killing you guys."

"Yellow mud." Matcha chased after him and said, "Let's go together, I'll play with you today."

Huang Niba glanced at him curiously and said, "Eh? Don't you have to go home?"

Matcha snorted and said angrily, "I'm not going back today, I'm going to play outside today!"

With the backs of the two cats leaving, Zhao Yao's figure slowly emerged from the gate. It was right next to where Matcha had just squatted. It turned out that Zhao Yao was worried about Matcha and also stood beside him and waited for more than three times. Hour.

Touching Yuanyuan's head, Zhao Yao sighed in his heart: 'Oh, this guy has never been a stray cat, so he's still a little worried. Just follow for a while. ' After thinking about it, he still followed: "Go Yuanyuan." With Yuanyuan's invisibility and Elizabeth's illusion, Matcha naturally couldn't find him.

Huang Niba brought matcha to the trash can first. Matcha covered her nose with disgust and said, "Huang Niba, why are you here in the trash can? It's all garbage that others don't want!"

Huang Niba jumped lightly and jumped into the trash can, and said while rummaging: "No, although there are a lot of useless things, sometimes humans throw leftover food in, wow! Hit the jackpot!"

Huang Niba jumped out with a fish head in his mouth, threw it to the ground and said, "I won the jackpot today, and there is such a big fish head!" He glanced at the matcha and said, "Eat the matcha first, I'll invite you. "

"Uh." Matcha looked at the dirty fish head, and then at Huang Niba's look of being hungry, he waved his paws and said, "No, I just ate a lot. , now that you are full, you should eat first."

"Well, then I'll start it!" Huang Niba happily feasted on the fish head, and when he was halfway through, someone suddenly came over: "Go away, go away! Dead wild cat, messing up the litter box again. "

"This kid!" Matcha looked at the scolding man, his eyes flashed like a shot, and the yellow mud beside him quickly pulled him away and hid in the grass.

Matcha said: "Why are you stopping me, I will directly teach him a lesson."

Huang Niba shook his head and said, "It's our fault for messing up the trash can, and it's fine, we'll wait for a while and he'll be gone."

After the man left, Huang Niba immediately rushed out with the fish head in his mouth and ran back: "Leave the matcha."

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The doubling is over, thank you all for your efforts, but in order to be less tragic in the monthly ticket list, please leave me two more when everyone has a monthly ticket.