Am I God

Zhao Yao sighed: "Do you think that I asked Yuanyuan to add his WeChat instead of Elizabeth to deceive him?"

Elizabeth thought to herself, "Isn't it?"

Yuanyuan, who followed Zhao Yao every day, was shocked: "Do you want to cheat in addition to cheating money?"

Seeing the expressions of the two cats, Zhao Yao seemed to have guessed what they were thinking, and said disappointedly: "You are so disappointed in me, have you forgotten what the purpose of being an anchor is?"

Elizabeth whispered, "Famous?"

Yuanyuan followed up and said, "Make money?"

"Wrong!" Zhao Yao said: "Being an anchor is a career that sells dreams. Let a house cat like Matcha feel that a beautiful opposite **** is playing with him, and let a poor cat like Yuwan come into contact with a life that has never been touched before. , so that a fat house like you, Yuanyuan, can also communicate with her goddess.

Let the lonely souls meet each other on the sea of ​​the Internet, warm each other, and lean on each other. This is the true meaning of the anchor. "

Zhao Yao pointed at the screen and said, "Elizabeth, you are the cat's dream of 'your cat owner'. Behind the computer screen, he may just be an ugly and fat dead cat who has nothing but money. The live broadcast gives him the opportunity to communicate with you, and WeChat has fulfilled his dream of becoming friends with the goddess.

The key is the dream itself. As for whether you or Yuanyuan is behind the screen, does it matter? "

Yuanyuan wondered, "Isn't it important?"

Zhao Yao stepped on Yuanyuan's body: "Is it important?"

Yuanyuan quickly shook her head: "It doesn't matter."

"So you're not lying to him, but helping him in his dream of communicating with the goddess."

Yuanyuan secretly said in her heart: "Scum"

Elizabeth was shocked: "Beasts."

Zhao Yao continued: "Yuanyuan, you delete all your photos on WeChat, upload some photos of Elizabeth, you can chat with him in the future, and let him give Elizabeth more rockets. You can also send it directly. A red envelope for you, you and Elizabeth can split half."

Yuanyuan's expression changed immediately, and she said with a serious face: "I understand, we don't create dreams, we are just dream porters, working as middlemen to earn the difference."

Elizabeth operated the computer and said cheerfully, "Yuanyuan, hurry up, I'll send him your WeChat first."

Zhao Yao watched Yuanyuan and Elizabeth cooperate with satisfaction, which made the popularity of the live broadcast room rise to a higher level.

Today's live broadcast was good, so Zhao Yao didn't brush the rocket anymore, but grabbed Yuanyuan who operated WeChat, turned into a headless horseman again, and came to the catnip field.

As soon as he saw him coming, he came from Japan, and the cannon who had been working on farming during this period of time became excited: "Zhao Yao, you are finally here! That **** guy actually stole our catnip, if it was me before, I must Scratched him to death."

"Okay, okay." Zhao Yao touched the excited cannon, which immediately collapsed to the ground and hummed comfortably. Zhao Yao then asked, "How is it? Are the goods ready for today?"

"It's all packed, and the briquettes will be delivered in person today."

So Zhao Yao found the briquettes and saw that the briquettes were walking like a slap. Although they looked like they were only the size of a slap, their every move was like a tiger patrolling the territory, walking around a large box of catnip to see who It's like watching a thief.

After seeing Zhao Yao, she relaxed a little: "Zhao Yao, I will go with you this time, and I must catch the one who killed Qiandao."

Zhao Yao comforted the briquettes not to go. After all, the briquettes protected the urine of catnip and the super power of the dimensional stomach bag. He was worried that the briquettes would not grab the catnip for the other party at all.

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Chance.

So under the dissuasion of Zhao Yao, the briquettes gave up his plan to go, and Zhao Yao chose the red envelopes and fish balls.

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The moon was dark and the wind was high, and the playground of a campus after twelve o'clock was empty and seemed lonely.

More than a dozen wild super cats carefully came to the runway at the edge of the playground, and the leader was the fat orange cat that looked like matcha tea.

"Brother Mao." A tabby cat stood beside the fat version of matcha and said, "It seems that the cat without a head hasn't come yet." Headless, Zhao Yao's another title on the Jianghai catwalk at the moment, most of them sell cats Mint cats call him that.

Seeing that his eldest brother Mao Mao did not respond, Huamao said again: "I heard that several transactions have been robbed recently. The guy who grabbed the goods claimed to be a headless horseman. Could it be that this guy is a headless guy who is playing black and black."

"What is black and what is black and what is black." Chubby Mao Mao said: "We are all serious business cats, and we are also doing legitimate business. It is not illegal to sell catnip.

Hua Mao said, "But we didn't pay taxes. Last time, the government's super cat came to us to collect taxes, saying that we were all operating illegally and that we would be fined."

As soon as he heard this, Mao Mao was furious: "What is the tax called? Our super cat will never pay tax!"

"Pay taxes? I'd rather die!"

"it is good!"

"well said!"

"Kill to death without paying taxes!"

Hearing these words, the cat brothers behind them raised their paws and shouted hello. It can be seen how serious the tax evasion and evasion of super cats is in the Jianghai area at the moment.

As new intelligent beings on earth, these legally blind cats are born with genes that do not like to pay taxes. The cats are ashamed of paying taxes~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and proud of tax evasion, which has aroused serious condemnation and strong attention from the upper levels.

To this end, Lao He and the others specially organized a group of super cat tax collection teams to collect taxes after chasing Jiang Hai's super cat. Thinking of Mao Mao and the others in front of them, they belonged to the blacklist of the tax collection team, and they belonged to the target of serious man-marking.

Just as Mao Mao and his subordinates were shouting slogans, the red envelopes and fish **** had come to the other side of the playground and slowly walked in front of Mao Mao.

The two sides confirmed their eyes, and Yu Wan put down the bag of catnip in his mouth and asked, "The goods have arrived, where's the money?"

Mao Mao let his subordinates push a suitcase up, opened the box, revealing a pile of coins and scattered banknotes: "The money is all here, I want to inspect the goods!"

Yu Wan nodded, Mao Mao looked at the cat next to him, the cat walked up, the cat's paw swiped on the packaging bag, twisted a bit of catnip powder on the paw, smelled it gently, and his face showed a comfortable expression. expression.

He nodded towards Mao Mao and said, "No problem, boss, it's genuine."

Yu Wan said, "Don't worry, Mao Mao, our briquettes and catnip have always been the purest."

"In Shangyanshang, I still have so many brothers who eat with me, so be careful." Mao Mao shook his head at the younger brother behind him, who pushed the money in front of Yu Wan.

Just when Yu Wan was about to take the money, all of a sudden the alarm sounded in all directions, and beams of light shot up into the sky.

"There is a note!" Mao Mao looked at Yu Wan and said angrily, "Fish ball! Are you mad at me?!"

A meow came: "The cat is dirty and caught! You are suspected of operating without a license and tax evasion! You are already surrounded, if you don't give up your resistance, you will be captured!"

Yu Wan stretched out his claws and grabbed his catnip back, shouting, "Too many notes, the transaction is cancelled today, everyone rush out together!"