American Comics: Opening Guidance Batman

It was another night spent in the S.H.I.E.L.D. hospital bed, and Xu Shangqi fell asleep with fear and confusion. He thought that in today's dream, he would still dream of that distant hometown.

But just in the middle of the haze, he heard someone calling his name.

"Xu Shangqi! Xu Shangqi! Come out, Xu Shangqi, the school bus is leaving"

Even though the other party was not using Chinese, or not any language in this world, it seemed like an idea, but Xu Shangqi was awakened by the memory of driving the school bus in high school in his previous life.

He woke up suddenly, and instinctively shouted: "Wait, don't go, I'll take a bun!"

But in the next second, he stopped at the same place again, and the chaotic memories in his mind reminded him that he was no longer in the original world.

Xu Shangqi felt unspeakable sadness when he thought of his mother who got up an hour earlier every day to make breakfast in high school so that he could catch the school bus smoothly.

Even if it is separated by a city or a province, wanderers who go out will feel homesick, let alone separated by a world?

Even if you are a wanderer, there will be a day when you go home to see your relatives again after a holiday, and Xu Shangqi knows that even in Zhong, there are not many examples of travelers who can go home again.

If there are countless parallel universes in the Marvel universe, then other worlds must be the same. How could he find the one with his mother in the vast sea of ​​worlds?

Just when Xu Shangqi was thinking more and more sadly, he heard that calm and gentle girl calling his name again: "Xu Shangqi...Xu Shangqi! Where is this kid called Xu Shangqi? Who is that? That crew member from Hell, come over and have a look, did I read it wrong?"

Xu Shangqi heard that the voice seemed to be coming from behind him, so he turned around instinctively, trying to see who was shouting there.

But when he turned around, a huge shadow overwhelmed him, Xu Shangqi was so frightened that he fell to the ground, raised his head, and stared dumbfounded at the huge impact horn that appeared above his head.

It was a huge incredible boat, and what was even more incredible was that a female hippopotamus was standing on the bow looking at him.

Wait, a hippopotamus standing on two feet? ? ?

"So you are here." The hippopotamus goddess who stood on both feet and wore various complicated ornaments on her neck and wrists jumped down from the bow, pulled up Xu Shangqi who was paralyzed on the ground, and said : "What's the matter with you? Why didn't you answer when I told you? You almost missed the school bus, you know?"

"School bus? What school bus?" Xu Shangqi looked confused.

"Hey, Goddess, can you hurry up and start the boat, I'm in a hurry to make up my homework!" A younger female voice came from the bow of the boat, Xu Shangqi raised his head and saw a green hair.

"Don't worry, little Lorna, you go to my office in the cabin, there is a desk, you can do your homework there, it doesn't matter if you can't finish it, you can fight with your father a few more times, to consolidate what you have learned .”

Lorna? Who is Lorna?

Xu Shangqi didn't react at all. He was not very sensitive to English names. Without a surname, this English name sounded like the name of a small animal that would appear in a children's picture book.

With a "swish", another head poked out from the side of the boat, and shouted to the bottom: "Please, Goddess, hurry up and sail, I can't beat Magneto!"

"Pietro, shut up! If you didn't make a mistake about the homework you had to write yesterday, why should we make it up this morning?"

"I said not to write essay questions, but you insisted on writing, and you still blame me?!"

As soon as the name Pietro came out, Xu Shangqi came to his senses. He whispered, "Quicksilver, Polaris? Magneto?... Mutants, why would I dream of mutants?"

That's right, Xu Shangqi felt that he must be dreaming now, if it wasn't in a dream, how could there be such a hippopotamus with both feet on the ground, looking at him lovingly?

Xu Shangqi felt that his imagination was really good enough, he could actually see the brilliance of motherhood from the hippopotamus' face?

Hippo Goddess patted Xu Shangqi on the back and said, "Come on board, kid, or we'll be late."

Xu Shangqi shrugged his shoulders and simply followed behind the Hippo Goddess. He thought, it was just a dream anyway, how weird it is, and there will always be a time to wake up.

It would be better to say that these eccentricities in the dream are a rare moment of relaxation. After all, when you wake up, you have to face the beginning of hell.

Xu Shangqi boarded the boat along the ladder, and then saw the Polaris siblings standing beside the rope ladder, looking at him from left to right.

"Hello." Xu Shang greeted angrily.

Polaris and Pietro were stunned at the same time, looking at Xu Shangqi like an alien, Polaris opened his mouth and said, "Do you know me?"

"Ah, I don't know, what's wrong?"

"No, it's fine."

Polaris shook his head and looked at Pietro. Pietro tilted his head and shrugged. The two looked at the back of Shang Qi following the Hippo Goddess. Pietro lowered his voice and said, "I bet you two After class, he'll walk around you."

Polaris snorted coldly, strode towards the cabin, and said: "I guess there must be only one desk in the office. If I finish my homework, I will sue the teacher for not doing my homework!"

"Hey, how can you do this?...don't take the table with me!"

Xu Shangqi followed the Hippo Goddess all the way in, and he found that there were quite a lot of people on the boat, and a few figures looked a little familiar. They seemed to be some superheroes without uniforms. , so Xu Shangqi couldn't recognize any of them.

They are all wearing a typical British uniform. To put it bluntly, they are the magic robes of the boarding school in "Harry Potter", but they are not the original magic robes of "Harry Potter". Boarding schools do too.

Fortunately, they didn't have magic wands in their hands, Xu Shang thought angrily, otherwise he would really be in "Harry Potter".

Xu Shangqi suspected that it might be because he saw Natasha and the short stick suspected of being a magic wand in the hands of the agents before, and had an association, so he had such a dream, just like in "Harry Potter" It is the same as in the "Special" world to go to school by boat. Although the boat is a bit bigger, the overall process is correct.

At this time, the hippo goddess had led him to the bottom of the cabin, turned a corner, and walked into a room.

As soon as he entered the room, Xu Shangqi was almost frightened and sat on the ground, because there was a figure suspected of Bai Wuchang sitting behind the desk, with his long red tongue dragging on the ground.

"ah!!"

Xu Shangqi let out a scream. You know, as a Chinese, seeing this kind of thing in a dream is much scarier than a talking hippopotamus.

And what happened next made him even more incomprehensible. The goddess Hippo stepped forward and shook hands with Bai Wuchang, and said, "Mr. Thank you for your hard work, I will send you back when I send these little guys to school."

"You are too polite, ma'am." Bai Wuchang's red tongue did not affect his speech at all: "Egyptian gods and Chinese Buddhist gods have a long history, and the underworld and the underworld have been friendly for generations. Both of us have benefited a lot... oh, it looks like you have a new student coming, so I won't bother."

Goddess Hippo smiled and said, "Please."

Xu Shangqi was sure that he was dreaming.

In a daze, he was pushed by the goddess Hippo to sit behind the table where Bai Wuchang was originally sitting, and began to fill out a lot of forms.

After filling it out, Xu Shangqi felt that something was wrong. Isn't this form a little too real? Why is there still a physics problem here?

Xu Shangqi looked at the test questions at the end of the form, pointed to them and asked the goddess Hippo, "Are these questions I want to finish here?"

"Of course, this is to test which grade you will be assigned to."

"Okay, I understand all of this, but what is this 'Summary of Magic Circle Energy Flow Theory'?"

"That's for testing the theory of magic. Can you do magic?"

Xu Shang opened his mouth angrily, Goddess Hippo's tone of being too natural made him feel that it was not good for him to say no, but he is actually not used to lying, so he could only shake his head and say, "I don't know. "

"Oh, it's okay, just leave it blank, and pick the questions you know."

Xu Shangqi thought about it, this dream is already ridiculous to this point, what is it worth to answer the exam in the dream?

So, he began to concentrate on answering the questions. The goddess Hippo was sorting out the books on the shelf, but looking at Xu Shangqi's young face, she couldn't help asking: "How old are you this year? Are you still studying?"

"In theory, I'm 22 this year, but I'm not sure." Xu Shangqi was referring to the age of his body. Judging from his body shape, Xu Shangqi felt that this body might be younger, perhaps just arrived. 20.

"Oh, so you just graduated from college. Which college did you go to? In which state?"

Xu Shangqi felt that he was a bit unable to answer, but he thought about it again. It was a dream anyway, so it was nothing to be honest, so he said, "The university I studied in China, Tongji University, have you heard of it?"

"I seem to have the impression that one of my son's girlfriends seems to be the one who graduated from the university." The hippopotamus goddess nodded, and then said: "Your grades must be very good, right? I rarely see anyone in the entrance exam There are so many questions to answer.”

"It's not bad." Xu Shangqi gave a very Chinese-style modest answer, and said: "The main reason is that my grade points have remained pretty good, almost in the top 5% of the grade."

"Oh my God." The Hippo Goddess exclaimed, and she said, "Then you are too good!"

Xu Shangqi showed an embarrassed smile, and said, "Actually, it's mainly for research and scholarship."

"Then are you a graduate student in this school?"

"I didn't go to graduate school." Xu Shangqi shook his head and said, "Because I want to start working soon~www.wuxiahere.com~ Actually I don't like reading very much."

"Stop talking nonsense, kid." The Hippo Goddess walked to the table with a glass of water, gently put the glass on the table, and said, "You are a good student, and Professor Charles will definitely like you very much."

Xu Shangqi felt that he seemed to have heard a familiar name, but he was not sure, and there were still many test papers under his hand that he had not finished answering, so he took a sip of water from his cup and began to concentrate on answering the questions.

At some point, the cut fruit was served, and Xu Shangqi seemed to be back in high school, eating the fruit cut by his mother while reading the questions.

When he came back to his senses after completing all the questions, he turned his head to look at the hippopotamus goddess who was sitting beside him and dozed off with her head propped up.

Sensing his gaze, the goddess Hippo woke up with a start. She cried out in surprise when she saw the full test paper, and patted Xu Shangqi's head.

This can be regarded as a sweet dream, Xu Shang thought angrily.

(end of this chapter)