American comics: weaving myths, starting from urban legends

Go out and light up the jeep.

Chu Mu also returned to his identity as a SHIELD agent.

Along the way.

He was still performing drag racing operations legally, as if nothing had changed, and the entire city was still as glamorous as he remembered.

Someone is rushing to work.

Someone is selling his company’s products to people passing by.

There are also many vendors shouting and selling, but they are no different or changed from before. Of course, the city scenery in some special neighborhoods must remain the same as before.

Women in black, white, red and all kinds of silks standing on the street, as well as careless homeless people who use washing powder all day long, these are the scenery that Chu Mu can see when he goes to work.

The various unexpected situations that happened one after another, as well as the various incidents that Chu Mu caused in the past two days, did not seem to have much impact on the city of New York. It’s not that the things Chu Mu did are not big enough, it’s that people who need to worry about their own lives can’t control the changes in the world.

People here are still busy trying to live a decent life.

Many people are struggling for their goals.

People in big cities are like this. Those who are successful will have beautiful cars, beautiful young models and mansions. If you fail, go out on the street and join the glorious group of”wandering boys” and”missing girls”.

No one cared that a small town in such-and-such a place turned into ruins overnight.

Just like not many people really understand the conflict between Russia and Ukraine, and the impact of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict on the world structure, most people will not react too violently as long as something does not happen around them – Chu Mu’s recent paragraph Everything we do at this time is a long way from New York.

Even many of the things he did were not known to the public at all, so the changes among people in the city of New York will certainly not make much difference. certainly.

In Chu Mu’s view.

I’m afraid it’s also because people in this city have very strong”adaptability.” In the troubled Marvel Universe, the people of New York are almost always the first group to suffer.

However.

People who live here will still live here. In all the worlds, I am afraid that only people in the American comic world can be so”perseverant”.

Disaster after disaster.

It hasn’t even touched the housing prices in this part of New York.

One can imagine.

How”resilient” the people of New York are.

In most worlds in the world, if various disasters always happen in a place, normal people will probably choose to move away from that place.

“I can only say that the people of New York probably don’t believe in Feng Shui.”Chu Mu has always felt that the Feng Shui in New York is not very good. Unfortunately, SHIELD has never approved his”city relocation” plan.

Although it was just a”suggestion” that Chu Mu made on a whim after playing the game”City Skylines” , but after all, it took Chu Mu most of the afternoon’s energy to work as a foreigner, didn’t it?

“There is a reason why the Director of Garbage is not popular with others. He doesn’t know what it means to be forward-looking. He uses the funds from the bureau to invest in real estate around the world rather than investing in my relocation plan.”The investment Chu Mu is talking about is naturally the matter of Nick Fury setting up safe houses everywhere.

This is not a secret in SHIELD. At this time, Chu Mu, who was driving to work, was racing and facing the side next to him. The empty passenger seat complained.

Of course he was not talking to himself.

But through the professionalism and skills of the”agent”, Chu Mu discovered when he got in the car that his car was being used by gods again and again. People from the SHIELD intelligence department installed bugs.

This is a situation that Chu Mu has become accustomed to. If he wants to prevent the surveillance being transmitted back from being watched by many people, he can always say bad things about Nick Fury to the surveillance. Have a good effect

“I recommend that the next time you install monitoring equipment, you switch to a batch of Russian products. Recently, equipment produced in the United States has not been very easy to sell online.”

Chu Mu also gave some advice to the people in the intelligence department. He sometimes even wondered whether SHIELD deliberately placed these monitors to test the alertness of its own agents.

Otherwise, why would he rely on trafficking ? S.H.I.E.L.D. has made hundreds of thousands of dollars from its bugs. Why is S.H.I.E.L.D.’s intelligence department still as stubborn as ever and continuing to install surveillance equipment in his home and car?

“I think your suggestion is good. Do you have any other suggestions?”Suddenly, the listening device embedded under the leather in the passenger seat actually gave a feedback.

The sound was a little distorted due to the leather, but you could still hear what was being said clearly. This situation is somewhat To Chu Mu’s surprise – no more acting? No more pretending? Now they are monitoring their own employees openly? This is the first time Chu Mu has encountered the situation of being responded to by the intelligence department.

Could it be that the internal management system of S.H.I.E.L.D. Some small adjustments? In any large organization, no matter what the organization is, the system will change every three days.

Just like some people feel that if they don’t change the rules every now and then, they will not be able to highlight the power in their hands. Chu Mu His expression was slightly surprised but soon returned to normal.

“The entrance to the S.H.I.E.L.D. building lacks some shocking landmarks. We need to make it difficult for others to mess with us when they see us. I propose to use public funds to build a huge statue.”

“The bigger the statue, the better. The main purpose is to shock. It must be at least bigger than the Statue of Liberty to highlight the characteristics that our SHIELD should have.”

Chu Mu actually wanted to propose erecting a statue of himself outside SHIELD, but even with his character, it was still difficult for him to make such a shameless statement.

Of course.

Chu Mu also knew that it was impossible anyway. The suggestion was adopted, so there is no need to”self-recommend”. It is impossible for Nick Fury to agree to such a suggestion.

“Well, that’s right, it’s hard to disagree with your suggestion.”

Under the leather of the passenger seat, the voice of the intelligence department rang again, and actually responded to Chu Mu with a tone of appreciation.

“I finally met a really interesting person today. What is your name? Let me take a look. Chu Mu, yes. Do you have any other suggestions?”

If you listen carefully, you can actually hear the voice communicating with Chu Mu. It is a woman’s voice. Chu Mu is a little shocked. It is rare for anyone in SHIELD to agree with his taste.

“Of course, there is also the matter of those men in black patrolling the gate. I know they are our colleagues, who are always watching to see if any suspicious persons approach our building.”

“Ever since the prison robbery in the basement, the bureau has always been very concerned about the safety of its own building. There is no problem with this.”

“But why use Men in Black? Come on, Hollywood movies are so bad these days. Who wouldn’t notice that they are the ones they are stalking?”

Chu Mu was also interested.

“I suggest that instead of beauties with big boobs, the bigger the boobs, the better. It is best to find girls from Russia or Uzbekistan. The girls over there have better figures than the others.”

“Every day from morning to night, we let them dance vigorously outside the building, changing the group every three hours. This not only further demonstrates the heroic style of our S.H.I.E.L.D.”

“At the same time, it is also easier to catch those scouts and spies with ulterior motives. Think about it, these days, who is a serious person who would not be attracted by the dancing beauties?”

“Those who are not attracted are definitely abnormal people… We will catch them one by one.”Chu Mu categorically proposed his plan to the person on the other end of the eavesdropping device.

He didn’t hold back at all just because the other person was a woman. He said whatever came to his mind. His main character was a person with”no selfish intentions.” Frank and clear conscience.

Well. That’s right.

That’s it.

It has nothing to do with Chu Mu’s desk being close to the window at the door of the building. If someone is dancing outside, he can clearly observe it.

“Why are there only beauties with big boobs? No handsome guy with big boobs?”The woman behind the monitoring equipment did not complain about Chu Mu. Instead, she asked seriously with a puzzled tone.

“I think what you said makes sense, but spies and spies don’t necessarily have to be men only, so there needs to be a group of muscular men dancing outside.”

The woman’s voice sounded serious. If he hadn’t known that Nick Fury wouldn’t let such a thing happen, Chu Mu would have almost believed that SHIELD would really be so enlightened.

“As long as you like it, if you adopt the suggestion, remember to pay me the copyright fee.”

Chu Mu saw that he was about to arrive at the S.H.I.E.L.D. building, but he did not continue to give suggestions to the intelligence department. He thought that he might have met an interesting colleague who was teasing him.

Anyway, it was just to kill the boring time along the way. , it’s also quite interesting. It’s always more interesting than looking at the unchanging streets and pedestrians outside.

The environment of New York City is indeed not affected by the things he did before.

In addition, the news about the”Angel” incident in the island country is quite interesting. However, as time goes by and there is no new progress, the people’s emotions are obviously not as intense as they were a few days ago.

From the [Destiny Points] feedback received every day is decreasing, we can intuitively feel the people’s adaptation. , I can only say that it is the people of the Marvel universe who should speak out.

There are not many people who don’t know the situation in the island country.

It is impossible for such a big thing to be blocked.

Chu Mu can occasionally reveal it on his way to work.

Passing through the car window, I saw that on the giant screens outside some shopping malls, various countries’ filming and interpretation of the island country’s”angels” continued to be broadcast live.

I can only say that maybe many people will use these things as conversation topics after dinner, but in the future Before it collapses, everyone will naturally continue to live their own lives.

“Of course.”

A woman’s voice sounded again on the other end of the bug.

“I will have someone transfer the money to your account, Chu Mu, right? Thank you very much for your suggestion. I will remember you. I like employees like you very much.”

The woman’s voice sounded a bit frivolous, not quite like the character of a civilian agent. Also, introverted or old-fashioned characters cannot discuss such reform topics with Chu Mu.

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Chu Mu raised his eyebrows.

He just felt that what happened this morning was really strange… He didn’t think his suggestions would be adopted, but he was somewhat looking forward to it. After Nick Fury read the surveillance report about himself, he ran to the supernatural processing department and questioned and roared at him.

At that time,

Chu Mu also wanted to take the opportunity to ask what his money printing machine could do. Approved[]

The supernatural processing department cannot live without its own money printing press, just like the Western world cannot live without Jerusalem. This is the instruction once given by the famous five-star general MacArthur.

“If I could find MacArthur’s grave, I wouldn’t have a chance to resurrect him and have him say some famous quotes for me.”

Chu Mu was very excited about this idea.

However, because he had already arrived at the S.H.I.E.L.D. building, he did not continue to make a detailed”digging grave” plan. If he really wanted to do this kind of thing, he would find a [Zhang Qiling]. Not to mention MacArthur’s grave, even the graves of Nick Fury’s father and mother can probably be found.

I don’t know if Nick Fury’s mother crawled out of the grave and called Nick Fury to Chu If Chu Mu approves a money printing machine, will Nick Fury choose to listen to his mother?

In fact, it is not that Chu Mu is obsessed with the money printing machine. If he wants to, he can grab one and take it home. He just has the guts. The mentality of”what you can’t get is always in turmoil” is at work.

“I had to ask Nick Fury to give me one willingly sooner or later.”

Chu Mu parked his jeep in the underground parking lot, took the elevator up to the first floor, and just planned to buy some breakfast from the vendors outside the SHIELD building.

However, as soon as he stepped out of the elevator, he saw Jean He felt incredible scene

“What the hell is this?”

I saw.

A group of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents wearing FBI jackets were commanding several heavy-duty cranes to erect a huge”indescribable instrument” at the entrance of the S.H.I.E.L.D. building. That’s right!

It

‘s the representative After the instrument of male vitality – the huge statue was erected, it presented a spectacular sight of [one pillar holding up the sky].

In terms of height.

This instrument is even taller than the Statue of Liberty. Huh? Statue? Than Liberty Is the statue of the goddess even taller? This… Chu Mu immediately took a breath of cold air

“Have my suggestions actually been adopted?”

This is more than being adopted. It is simply better than the original version!

Even Chu Mu’s imagination could not imagine such an operation!

That is… a symbol of man’s vitality!

Just put it in front of a building? Although it seems true It’s a bit more spectacular, but how could Nick Fury agree to such a thing!

“Isn’t today April Fool’s Day?”

Chu Mu was stunned when he saw it. He subconsciously took out his phone and looked at it. Today is a normal working day.

“Even if there are unreliable colleagues who think my suggestions are good, they shouldn’t be implemented so quickly.”Chu Mu roughly estimated the time.

It was only about ten minutes before he made the suggestion.

Although the agents of SHIELD are indeed very powerful in some aspects, how could this group of people do it in such a short period of time? Find an indescribable statue bigger than the Statue of Liberty?

“Isn’t that woman the illegitimate daughter of Nick Fury?”Will the approval department agree to such an abstract facade statue and allocate funds to implement it?

Chu Mu even doubted whether he had not woken up!

This was simply too dreamy!

He even felt that it was more [secret] than what he had created. Even more weird

“Give way”

“let us out”

“Handsome guy, don’t look at it. If you look at it again, you’ll hit a wall.”

Just when Chu Mu was shocked, he saw a group of Ukrainian and Russian girls wearing eye-catching clothes walking out of the building to replace the patrol members in black suits.

“”Thismusicmusicisourdestiny” was dragged out with a big speaker, the music started, and a group of eye-catching beauties all started dancing, just like the girls in the nightclub. The graceful figures were twisting. People commuting to and from work The SHIELD agents were all attracted.

Chu Mu was no exception.

There was no way.

It wasn’t that Chu Mu’s determination was not strong.

It was just that the picture was a bit too exciting.

“The waves are rough!!!”

Chu Mu could only use four concise words to describe his profound visual experience.

He even suspected that he had not come to SHIELD.

Instead, he had come to a”SHIELD”-themed high-end bar! Think about it.! A group of dancing beauties with big boobs match the picture of the giant giant statue next to the building!

“Hiss~”

Chu Mu took a breath of cold air for more than ten seconds, directly making a significant contribution to global warming. And just when he began to consider whether to stand here today and”go out”

“Hi, good morning.”

Leo Fitz, who also came to work in the office, walked past Chu Mu at the same time. With a depressed look on his face, it was rare that he was not attracted by the dancing girl. He just made a very curious gesture towards Chu Mu. Asked in a low voice

“You must also be participating in the masturbation competition organized by the director this afternoon, right?”.