American Fortune Life

Put on a tight-fitting shirt with blue stripes, a pair of silver-gray snake-lined shorts, and look at the handsome and strong self in the coat mirror. Andy poses a few times, and the corner of the mouth is constantly adjusted to see which one. Smiles and expressions are more attractive.

Well, let's be natural. This smile is so stiff. It's too fake. It should look cool, right? Too cool, what if there is no beauty talk? Oops, it's so tangled, let's eat something first.

Andy, who was tangled in front of the mirror, shook his wet hair and walked out of the cloakroom. He saw a few delicate dishes on the long table in the open dining room next to the living room.

Open the wine cooler on the side, a cold air surface, take out a bottle of ice wine, pick up a long column-shaped wine glass from the bar, walk to the table, pour yourself a glass of wine, sit down and start enjoying his food .

Because I had to go out at night, the onions burst, garlic and other dishes didn't show up. Gongbao chicken, fried calf fillet and roasted lamb chops made Andy very satisfied. He was happy, Liu Yan brought an apron and smiled. Came over carrying a beautiful glass basin.

"This is a seasonal fruit salad. I'll put you a few more mint leaves in a while and go greasy."

"Oh, thank you Aunt Liu." Andy smiled and thanked him. He is really satisfied with Liu Yan's cooking now. He studied western food for Liu Yan some time ago. Now he is on the table of Andy. Basically Chinese and Western dishes.

"Wow! It seems that it's time for me to come and Ms. Liu brought me a set of cutlery." The caller's voice was very loud, and his steps were fast. When Andy heard the voice, he rolled his eyes and looked angrily. Roar came to Karl, because of obesity, it seemed very difficult to walk, sweating in his forehead, and breathing was very heavy.

"Carr, you're fat again, and you should lose weight. It's not good for your body!" Andy frowned, and said seriously.

"Huh ~~~ This **** weather is killing me." Carl sat down at the table and wiped the sweat from his face with a handkerchief in his face, and then sulked in depression. Hearing Andy's concern, he couldn't help laughing. "I also want to lose weight, but think about not being able to taste good food, what's the meaning of that kind of life?"

"Health is the most important thing. I don't want to lose a partner so early!" Andy put down his chopsticks and said angrily.

Seeing Andy's serious expression and that deep concern, Carl couldn't help but be very moved, but after all, he was an adult, and he would not make any touching tears, and said earnestly: "Relax, I regularly check with my doctor on my health. There is nothing wrong with it other than obesity. I will pay attention. "

Andy nodded when Carr said this, picked up the wine glass and took a sip. Looking at the chopsticks from Liu Yan's hand, Carl, who was awkward and started picking vegetables, couldn't help laughing. of?"

Carl changed his serious expression, with a weird smile on his face, and even slightly understood my expression in his eyes, and said to Andy with a smile: "I've prepared a surprise for you!"

"What surprise? Don't laugh so yin!" Andy said a little uncomfortably by Carl, and said a little angrily.

"Oh, tonight, I hired the executives of several movie companies to talk about movie rights with our company during this time. I just took this opportunity to gather together and get closer to each other. After all, this is Hollywood, and movies are The mainstream here, there will be some stars unsolicited looking for opportunities. "

"What's pleasantly surprised about this is that Hollywood is full of stars." Andy froze with anger, he felt that he didn't have any confidence yet with those Hollywood celebrities.

"Hey ... Of course, the chances of those big names appearing are not great, but there must be second-tier and third-tier, you are now very popular, after all, your fame is still great this time, plus your handsome Face, sloppy, sloppy figure, this muscle, now your ROU body photo is very popular, I don't know how many rot girls are holding the photo Tim. "Carl smiled warily, while poking at An with his fingers. The muscles on Di's arm, the expression of envy and jealousy, hung on his face without concealment.

Photographed the strange hand that Carl touched on his arm, and sweared with a disgusted look: "Shit, well-stained dirty hand, I'm not gay!"

"I appreciate it! Don't say it so disgustingly," Carl said, "to give you a surprise is a surprise, you will know by then, I think you will be very satisfied, and the party tonight is" swimsuit Party! "

"Swimsuit party ?!" Andy almost got stung by the drink, and asked in surprise.

"Hey ... Of course, how about it, are you satisfied now? I know that you must have been broken in the past few months, so enjoy yourself tonight!" Carl Fei's face was all insignificant Yin smiled.

Andy stared at the wine glass in his hand, not knowing what he was thinking. "Carr, when does the party start? Will I only wear one swimming trunk? By that time, there aren't many beauties?" Suddenly a little anxious words shook Carl's hand with chopsticks.

After all, this is the first time to participate in this kind of party in the world, and I have seen that kind of party in American TV shows before. Think of those bikinis, those seductive hot bodies, and the choppy scenes. I could n’t help but shiver. What should I do when I accidentally "harden"? Oh my gosh, tight-fitting swim trunks, with two or eight swing sticks, will really lose his face, and maybe soon spread throughout Hollywood, he will become a laughing stock.

He felt a bit numb at the thought of it, after all, he didn't believe he would stick to seeing such a hot and exciting scene.

"Hey, Andy, take it easy, you weren't like that before." Carl stuffed the calf willow in his mouth and said helplessly to Andy, unable to understand how he became so nervous.

Andy put down his glass, looked up at the ceiling, silent for a while, and finally sighed, and finally told Carl all his concerns, and wanted to hear what he could do to avoid this situation.

After Carl listened, he chopped a lamb chop in the air and stopped in the air with his eyes wide open. He looked at him with an incredible strange look. "Andy, how hungry are you, just looking at the swimsuit The beauties will ... "When talking about it, Carl couldn't stop seeing Andy's fierce shame and anger.

Watching Carl put on a little bit, he rubbed his face a little annoyed, nodded with an expression of grief and helplessness, confirming that he would probably raise the flag of those bikini beauties.

Then he said a little bit, "After all, I haven't had it for several months, and if you look at my current body, my JING strength needs to be vented. Don't look at me with that kind of look, I think it is very likely that That happens. It doesn't say that I can control it if I want to control it. "

Alas. . .

Carl is really uncomfortable and laughed, "Haha ... Control, haha ​​... I'm ready for you when you're done. Those little smashers will be around you, tease you, and when you're there There again ... haha, you're done! "

Andy looked at the dead fat man with his hands covering his stomach, and the tears on his face couldn't help laughing, and he blushed, shouting loudly: "Xiete, dead fat man, don't laugh, tell me what to do! "

"Okay ... okay ... wait a minute, I can't help it, OK, OK ..." Carl, who was a little bit sullen, saw red-faced Andy, who was a cannibalistic cannibal Looked at him like this, but he couldn't hide the shyness and embarrassment that made him laugh.

"Okay, let's say, are there any way you can!" Andy was a little bit anxious, and didn't solve this trouble, the little brother tonight didn't have a good place to go.

"Cough ... come here with ears." Carl tickled his fingers warily, and Andy moved the chair and put his ears to listen.

"Before you go to the party, you can hold the pipe down and lower the fire pressure. It is estimated that the first half of the party will not be ugly, and everyone will drink almost. At that time, all dogs and men who care about this, then You should be hooked up at the same time, just find a room and hit it. "

After that, Carl patted Andy, who froze, and squeezed his eyes. I was so terrified.

"Huh? Keke ..." Andy touched his nose awkwardly, his face reddened again, and he murmured uncertainly.

"Hey, what's so shameful about it, it's ugly when it's ugly, and that one is more serious? Think of the piles of white waves seductive waves, those bikinis, all kinds of deep grooves squeezed out, and Xing is hot. Belle, my god, I want to die on them! "Carl's yin smile on his face gave Andy a urge to strangle him.

"Ah ... tell Joseph the time and place of the party, and you're ready to go after you finish eating." Andy twitched his fingers, picked up the wine glass and drank the ice wine, and glanced at Carl with a disgusting look.

Carl looked at Andy who was walking away with a smirk, and coughed, and said in a low voice, "Remember to find plant essential oils or something, that would be more comfortable!"

After Andy listened, he turned back sharply, and stared with a fierce gaze, only to see the dead fat man sneer, and then he accelerated his steps and went upstairs.

"Mad, it's a shame, why didn't I think about it? The previous life was also under the guidance of Teacher Cang, Teacher Boduo's ashes fly out? Hey, mistakes, mistakes, did you hurt your brain when you passed? Now, the otaku with emotional intelligence is really incomplete! ”Andy sat on the boss chair in the study, covering his face with his hands, all annoyed and remorseful.

In the study, looking at the audio and video files just downloaded, and looking at the plant essential oil and paper towels on the table.

"Ah ... I still wear a fate if I wear it!" A sigh, Andy put on the headphones, opened the file, listened to the familiar opening music and familiar charming face, "For the sake of the little brother, finally, Slap once with a unicorn arm! Say goodbye to heroes Yang Guo after tonight and never see you again! "