An Unscientific Mechanic

"Pull the radish and pull the radish. Hey, hey, pull out the radish, hey, hey, I can't pull it out. Old woman, come quickly, come and help us pull the radish..." Mary looked at the car while charging in the enchanted ceiling. Machine No. 13 moved the gun and hummed a Chinese nursery rhyme.

When the two guns were pulled out, Lilith's wreckage slowly swelled and exploded into blood.

There is only one EVA No. 6 machine that has been restored from the white color to the original color.

"...It's disgusting." Ikari Shinji looked at the wriggling No. 6 machine, and his whole body was shaking.

EVA No. 9 flew up, cut the neck of No. 6 with a sickle, and a black noodle-like, continuously growing substance gushed out from the break of No. 6's neck.

"Spectral mode blue...Apostle?" Shinji Ikari frowned and looked at the black noodles that surrounded him.

"The Twelfth Apostle is still alive! The woman with eyes behind her, container No. 3!"

"Understood~"

Unit 2 discarded the left hand prosthesis and installed a 440mm double-barreled Gatling prosthesis in the front.

Then he started shooting at the apostle with a "da da da". Within a few seconds, the form of the apostle changed into a huge S2 organ.

"Princess~ Don't waste bullets~ That thing is full of cores~" Mary looked at the structure analysis of the apostles below.

The gigantic S2 mechanism kept wriggling, and first gradually transformed into a huge face of Ayanami Rei with a distorted expression, which frightened the black Ayanami Rei quite a bit.

Then, it turned into a huge red baby screaming like a baby, and finally, the huge S2 mechanism rapidly became smaller, turning into a red sphere with a diameter of more than three meters, and stopped near the mouth of No. 13 machine. Unit 13 opened its mouth and devoured the S2 mechanism in one gulp.

"Oh, yes, music..." Ikari Shinji pressed a button on the pilot's suit, and the No. 13 machine suddenly started playing music.

It was the choral version of Ode to Joy by the Chicago Symphony Orchestra.

"...I suddenly feel that this song is not very friendly to me." Although he has no relevant memory, Zhuxun always feels that this song is full of malice towards him.

"...About this, I will show you some video materials and you will know."

Machine No. 13 crushed the S2 mechanism and started the process of awakening.

First, the eyes turned red, and changed from a pentagon to a spherical shape and protruded from the eye sockets. Afterwards, the chest began to glow everywhere, and unknown substances began to grow on the shoulders.

"Hmm..." Zhu Xun let out a muffled snort.

"It's really yours... King Li Lin, as the first apostle, I will degenerate into the thirteenth apostle who did not exist. Did I use Nebuchadnezzar's key to take the opportunity to steal the position of the angel?" Nagisa covered her face in pain.

"Is this part of your plan too, Shinji-kun?"

"Yes, for a world of true freedom, Tabris."

"What kind of freedom is a free angel who can only freely choose his own life and death..." Zhu Xun smiled wryly. "Forget it... Anyway, I can still live. Ah..."

"What's wrong?"

"I know why I was so shocked when I heard Ode to Joy... It hurts to be crushed to death..." Zhu Xun trembled twice, and hugged herself with both hands.

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Outside, Unit 13 completed the awakening ceremony of Adam's wreckage, turned into a white glowing state, spread out two halos behind it, and smashed through the ceiling with two Longinus guns and rose rapidly.

On the side, aircraft No. 9 also flew up with a halo above its head.

When the No. 13 machine arrived at the predetermined position, the GUF door opened again above the head.

In the next second, Unit 13 was knocked away by WUNDER...

"Miss Miri?"

"AT has the largest position, restraining the No. 13 unit, reloading the curved projectile, and stopping the fourth impact no matter what... What the **** group of people are thinking?! Why haven't they shown up in this situation! Or is this the case? Their plan!"

"Hey, wait a minute!"

"Fire!"

"boom!"

"Fuck, it hurts! Miss Misato! My synchronization rate is over 100% now! It hurts!"

In WUNDER, the corner of Misato's mouth twitched. It's a good thing that Shinji Ikari is a little more cheerful, but why does he feel unhappy?

"Never mind! Keep firing!"

"boom!"

"Alas!"

"boom!"

"It was hit! The first and second main guns were hit directly!"

"boom!"

"The host has been hit! The power is low and it is falling!"

"Huh..." Ikari Shinji heaved a sigh of relief.

"So, is it time to say goodbye?" Zhu Xun looked down at her toes.

"That's right, I'm sorry. But at least I don't need to take a headshot this time... Hehe." Shinji Ikari turned to look at Kaoru Nagisa.

Anyway, this guy can definitely be resurrected. A creature like an apostle only exists in the state of "returning to Adam" and will not "die".

Even if Adam has been cut into pieces and they cannot return to Adam's body, their souls can still support their long-term living.

It's just that every time the apostle dies, he is a little unfriendly to his psychology.

What's more... the salvage team from the General Administration is still waiting right above here.

Thanks to the unhealthy souls that Lilith and Adam gave to humans and apostles, the souls here are particularly convenient to recycle.

"Ah...it's a mess..."

The No. 2 and No. 8 units climbed up from the ground, and when they came up, they saw the messy surface caused by the fourth impact, the EVA infinity flying around, the rising black moon wreckage and the No. 9 unit, that is, Adam's container invades, AAA WUNDER on the verge of crashing.

"Go and help me rescue the idiot Shinji from the back, and I'll solve Wunder's problem."

"Understand Wang~"

"What's the matter with that Wang?"

"I just ate dog food today, can't I bark twice?" After speaking, machine No. 8 started running.

And the No. 2 machine also ran towards WUNDER, and then... unfolded the AT position and flew up.

"Aiming at the core..." Aiming at the No. 9 machine that landed on WUNDER and began to erode WUNDER. "Is it really Adam's container? It's disgusting..."

At the foot of machine No. 9, something like a tentacle of blue-black mud flowed out, accumulating on the outer wall of the WUNDER mainframe.

"Bang!" A 440mm electromagnetic artillery shell directly hit the core of No. 9 machine.

"Invalid? Then...the mode is changed, code-named 777!" The No. 2 machine huddled together in mid-air, the rear armor exploded, and the limiter popped out.

The body gradually transforms into a beast form, but that shape...

How do you look like a wolf dog...

And the wagging tail, hey!

The head of the No. 9 aircraft, which was similar to the No. 0 aircraft, exploded, and a new head with an octagonal image of the WUNDER bridge grew again. Then, a cross flashed in front of the face, and a cross beam shot at the No. 2 machine.

But it was directly offset by the AT position of the second unit.

Machine No. 9 was obviously taken aback.

Then, Kai No. 2, which flew over, slapped its head away, and collapsed powerlessly on the hull of the ship.

Taking advantage of the brief return of the control of No. 9 machine to the driver's hand, the black Ayanami Rei directly pulled the ejection handle and ran away.

"Eh?" Asuka was stunned for a moment. "Forget it, attack the core directly from here!" The machine gun at the front of the left hand was stuffed in from the cockpit position of the No. 9 machine, and it fired continuously at the thing similar to the S2 mechanism on the No. 9 machine's chest. shattered the core.

However, machine No. 9 flashed red, and after turning into mud, it returned to the complete shape of EVA, and turned around by the way. He hugged the number two machine.

"Tch...Sorry, No. 2 machine!" Asuka activated the self-explosion process at the speed of light, ejected and ran away.

After beeping "Dididi..." on the second machine, it blew itself up.

On the other side, aircraft No. 13.

"It will be very painful..." Zhu Xun seriously broadcast his soul to Unit 13, suppressing the artificial soul in Unit 13. Then, he stabbed two guns at himself.

After the stabbing was over, after the pain of being pierced passed away, he turned his head to look at Ikari Shinji.

"I'll wait for you over there, Ikari Shinji-kun." Zhu Kaoru smiled. Then the ego collapsed and exploded into the LCL.

Losing a pilot, Unit 13's two pairs of eyes extinguished and began to fall.

"...These words sound like a threat, Zhu Xun-kun." Ikari Shinji raised his brows twice, but now Zhu Xun can't hear it.

"Then, I'm leaving too..." Ikari Shinji pulled the ejection handle.

no response.

"How cunning! You really have the style of SEELE! Ian-sang, please!"

"Understood~" Ian rose from the bottom of consciousness, his right hand likened to a gun. "biu~"

A positron cannon shot out from between the fingers, cutting open the chest of Unit 13. Ikari Shinji drew a circle between his fingers, and the cockpit and chest of No. 13 were cut with a hole big enough for one person to get out. Then, Ikari Shinji stood up, kicked his legs vigorously, jumped out of the hole, and began to fall freely.

As for No. 13, it lost its last pilot, stopped completely, and began to fall freely.

"Is that something that humans can do?" Mary in the No. 8 plane, who jumped off after the No. 13 plane, saw this scene, and pushed her glasses blankly. "Senior sister, this is not something you can explain by walking one step ahead of me again."

"HI~TAXI~ Take a ride~" Shinji Ikari sprayed his hands and feet while changing the direction of the AT. It fell on the shoulders of No. 8 aircraft.

"OK~TAXI~Fly over there~" Ikari Shinji pointed to the direction of the escape cabin of the No. 2 aircraft that was still flying in the sky.

Mahipo Marie pushed his glasses speechlessly, let's not discuss why you can stand firmly on the shoulder of the No. 8 aircraft falling at a speed of nearly 300 kilometers per hour, you It's too strong to let me fly over, right?

"Uh...you can't fly..."

"You still despise it?"

Ikari Shinji closed his eyes, found the soul wavelength of Unit 8, and connected.

Then, Shinji Ikari opened his eyes again, only this time with a golden light.

"Fly! Aircraft No. 8!"

The eyes of the No. 8 aircraft instantly lit up, a halo appeared above the head, and the AT position began to spray from the feet, and turned to catch up with the cockpit of the No. 2 aircraft.

After landing on the cockpit of the No. 2 aircraft, Ikari Shinji also stopped the No. 8 aircraft and jumped over the cockpit.

(The rest will be left to you, kid. -by Ian)

(Well. -by Q version Ikari Shinji)

Ikari Shinji punched through the cockpit roof and knocked the cockpit door away.

Asuka looked up in confusion at Shinji Ikari who was standing on the roof of the cockpit.

"Well... don't you see the handle for emergency opening next to it?"

Shinji Ikari looked down at the handle next to his feet, marked with "emergency door opening" in huge red letters.

Decided not to hear this sentence for the time being.

"Asuka, you didn't come to save me." Shinji Ikari held back a smile, standing on the roof of the cockpit with his hips akimbo, looking at the more confused Asuka.