Another Naruto Fanfic

The song of the morning birds awakened my from my slumber. I opened my eyes, but I could only see from my left and not my right. I see Shikaku sitting on a chair next to me. I try to sit down but my body isn't responsive! 'Did Kotoamatsukami fail! Was I discovered!?'. Panic takes over my mind and my eyes look frightened as it stares at Shikaku.

Shikaku seemed to notice my eyes and checked behind him but he found nothing. So he looked at me again and asked "what is wrong?". I took a long breathe but didn't let my guard down saying "I can't move my body, did something happen? My body is dying!".

Shikaku sighed "This whole situation is such a headache! Don't worry, once you learn the Akimichi technique you will be able to recover your body's energy, or at least keep it alive until we find lady Tsunade to treat you!"

Once I heard Akimichi technique, my mouth curved, forming a genuine smile! I can live! The Akimichi technique allows the user to convert the calories stored in their body into chakra! Which means the more I get, the more chakra I have!

Now, the way the Akimichi use this amazing technique is very stupid in a way! Fats contain a lot of calories, thus it is the most suitable for the Akimichi Techniques... but they are limited by their stomachs processing power. I am not stupid like they are as I can fortify and strengthen my stomach by destroying its muscle with Yin Chakra and repairing it with Yang Chakra! It is like increasing my processing power and the only limit that I have is going to be the food in which the Akimichi Clan has a lot of.

I looked at Shikaku with delight and asked "When am I going to learn? My body is a ticking bomb, and it can't withstand this state for a long time... The faster I get to study the technique, the better!".

Shikaku helped me to sit down and put my back against the wall so I don't fall, then quickly left the room to bring the Akimichi scrolls. I was anticipating a grand technique! I was wondering of what magic tricks and trickery does this technique have to allow you to have such an overpowered ability!

Shikaku seemed to be a little late, so I started getting worried for some minutes. The door opened revealing Shikaku with some scrolls in his hands and behind him some Akimichi clansmen coming in with several bowls of garlic beef soup. Giving me the scrolls, Shikaku said "Study these well! Something urgent happened and I need to go to the hokage's office. Don't worry, Choza will take care of you as we intensified the security after what happened yesterday. Make sure to learn those techniques and recover! Promise me you won't die".

At first his tone was serious, but at the end he became very warm and caring, a very good father figure probably better than Inoichi. I looked at him with a confident smile and said "I will be fine! You too try your best! When I recover, lets recover the Ino-Shika-Cho alliance together and show those Uchiha hell!".

He smiled and said with a funny tone "Thats my nephew! I wish sister was alive to see you right now! She would have been proud!".

After bedding farewell, I wanted to start reading the scrolls intensely but I was very hungry. I ended up gulping 6 bowls of garlic beef soup. The Akimichi clansmen were shocked by my appetite, but they were more shocked when the saw me open the scrolls and read them intensively with appreciations all over my eyes.

From that moment my relationship with those clansmen started to become better and better without me noticing their look of excitement and admiration.

Turns out that the Akimichi weren't some dumb fat stupid pigs that like to eat! Their technique requires attention in a molecular level! Breaking the fats in their body generating some ATP, and then manipulating the ATP into breaking through a different reaction than the original! The amount of control they have over their bodies is shocking! The Akimichi are very intelligent in manipulating their own body that they might be the least recognized prodigies in the anime!

I start processing the Calorie Control technique and trying to think of ways to improve it... Maybe a more efficient reaction? or maybe using something other than ATP? I soon disregarded improving the technique because I am in a dire state that I can't experiment until I am fully healed!

I started drinking more and more soup and waited for the food to process; 4 hours of drinking sour soup and reading, until it was finally starting! The natural process in which my body is building ATP! I could feel my energy coming back, but I knew this speed of processing wasn't enough!

I waited 2 other hours for my stomach to be empty and then I used my Yin chakra to rip its muscles apart while using the newly formed ATP to heal it back up. It felt like drinking acid! My stomach was killing me!

Soon, I started separating my intestines into section doing the same thing while repeating the process over and over again! The pain might be unmeasurable but I can't stop now!

I continued in the same way for 2 days of continues eating, strengthened my digestive system and releasing the food from the other end... My stomach was now on par with those who trained themselves from young to eat a lot! I am almost Choza's level.

Now it was time to stop developing my digestive system, but to actually heal myself from this miserable state! I started eating everything rich in calories, from meat to things that contain oil like fries and eggs!

Everyone was amazed by my never ending hunger, even Choza started to question whether I was really an Yama-Nara combo or if I was a 100% Akimichi!

I also spent sometime with Choji and Shikamaru which are young kids right now. We soon became good friends since I'd do nothing but eating and reading while they both do nothing but eating and relaxing.

My organs took me 5 more days to fix, by now I knew that Sans followed my mental commands and left no clue behind him after killing that bitch! The death of that bitch was a power play by me, now all the stupid Yamanaka are feeling pity for Inoichi and are welcoming him back into the clan compound.

There are rumors that it was Fū's doing which was a very good thing! Not only is Sans the strongest character in Undertale, he is the best liar here! I will reward him by actually playing his theme song Megalovania.

Things are getting better and better! The Akimichi clansmen hails me as the genius of the alliance for my ability to eat endlessly. I kept improving my digestive system right after I recovered, preparing to improve the most important organ; the heart!

Unlike other organs, the heart's cells don't multiply after you reach a.d.u.l.thood, and right now my body is on the verge of entering that state, thus I need to store a lot of energy to improve my heart one last time! I need to strengthen it a lot that it becomes more resistant to heart attacks and cholesterol! A strong heart means a stronger pulse and more adrenaline reaching every part of my body!

I become determined as I spend another week preparing from the big moment and it happened just as I expected! The heart became a little bigger, but its walls became thicker and stronger, the four chambers have more space, and my veins and arteries become much stronger too. This transformation will bring a lot of benefits to my body, and now I only need to strengthen my muscles before finally being able to start working in making Inoichi the clan head!

I shouted with excitement "Tonight this Genius has been Reborn!"

Just to see Inoichi entering the room with an eye full of fire "Son, I need your help to become the clan head! I need the power to squash Fū and whoever stands by his side! I want to kill him for what he did to our family!"

I put on a warm smile full of confidence and said with a determined tone "Don't worry dad, I will wipe the floor with him! Tomorrow morning I will come to the Yamanaka compound and the tables will turn!".

Inoichi genuinely thanked me with tears flowing from his eyes right before he left the room. 'Tomorrow is the big day huh? I am excited for tomorrow!'