Apocalypse: Xiaoye’s Strength and Dote on His Wife

Vol 4 Chapter 4: skinny monkey riding fat pig

The thin man has an extremely wretched and crooked face, but he is actually a smart one. How else could he have gone from an ordinary person with no supernatural powers to the present? It's not a matter of hearing the difference between the two of them. When it comes to the North Base, his mind is instantly flexible.

His eyes were slippery, and he smiled ingratiatingly, "Hey, two handsome guys and beauties, don't worry, don't worry, there is indeed a shortcut to the northern base after passing through our cottage, guaranteeing the fastest and safest, as long as two days. You can reach the area where the base is located, for example. If you need to, you can personally lead the way for you when the time comes."

"Oh—then you said before about robbing a beautiful man and dedicating it to your great master, now, are you still planning to coax us into the trap?" Fan Qianhan hooked her lips lightly, and glanced at him with a smile that was not a smile. , tsk... Not to mention, this skinny guy is really not good-looking, and even has a sense of sight that scares the flowers and plants when he goes out.

The thin man suddenly shuddered, his eyes rolled in a circle, how could he dare to recognize it, and now his life is still in their hands, if he recognized it, he would definitely end up in a different place. He opened his mouth to justify.

But he was cut off by Fan Qianhan, "Think before you speak, otherwise, the sword will be really blind!"

Lou Yanxiao raised his brows coldly, and slashed the long knife horizontally with great cooperation. They all closed their eyes in fright, and shouted in a panic, "Don't, don't, I'll tell the truth, I'll tell the truth..."

Lou Yanxiao stopped, "Say—"

After the panic, the crisis was temporarily resolved. The fat man wiped his sweat and gave the thin man a fierce look. This kid who has more than enough success, let's see how he can deal with him when he goes back.

The thin man who received the eyes wanted to cry but had no tears. His heart was bitter. Isn't he just trying to survive? Why is it so difficult. I murmured twice in my heart, but I was shocked by Fan Qianhan's smiling and playful eyes.

The thin man cursed again in his heart. Where is this little fairy, this is obviously a little devil with a bad personality!

So he hurriedly smiled and said, "I said, I said, don't a little person like me need to use more brains in order to survive? I really have two hands to prepare for what I said just now. One is that as long as you enter the stockade, you can pass our stockade. It is true, absolutely true, that I show you the way, or I swear I will be struck by lightning if I lie."

The thin man swore to prove his loyalty. Then try to avoid the heavy and light it, but some people do not follow the routine.

"Oh." I saw Fan Qianhan nodded, and then raised her eyebrows lightly, seemingly nonchalantly, "Then there are second-hand preparations?"

"This..." The thin man swallowed hard, a drop of sweat fell on his forehead, and fell onto the long knife, only to see the sharp long knife flipped horizontally, with a buzzing sound, the sweat was washed away. It split in two and fell to the ground.

Then, seeing that the knife was turned back and pushed to the side of his neck, the thin man immediately closed his eyes, and said all in a panic, "Second hand, there are so many beautiful men here, as long as you enter Zhaizi, the big boss will definitely come and grab it. The big boss is very strong, if she succeeds, then it will naturally have nothing to do with me, and I will be safe. "

"Oh, so that's the case. I really thought about it very thoughtfully." Fan Qianhan's watery eyes flashed. I didn't expect this crooked melon and cracked date to grow a little bit, but my mind was quite flexible, and sure enough There is a saying that God closes a door for you and leaves a window for you.

Even Fatty looked at him with admiration. Why didn't this kid think he was so smart before. Hey, but unfortunately, this tactic was seen through. It's still stupid!

Seeing that the two of them didn't take any further action, the thin man suddenly felt a little stunned in his heart. He couldn't bear the torment of whether to kill or not. But that said, it can't be saved, so the next plan can start to be thoughtless, as long as it can guarantee a small life, it is better than anything. Handsome guys and beauties, definitely like to be sought after—

Thinking of this, the thin man settled down in his heart, and then happily flattered, "Of course, the two of you are also very powerful, look at this hero, he is domineering and fierce, evil and charming, and a domineering president. In short, he is very powerful, very Good-looking, as handsome as a god; he is definitely the most peerless and superbly beautiful man I have ever seen in my life; and the voice of a fairy is graceful, graceful, and her body is as ethereal as a fairy descended to the world. A pair. And the strength of the two of you has already shown, you are also very strong, and you may not lose against the big boss, so..."

Blah blah blah, blow it as best you can, look at this sweet mouth, as if smeared with honey.

Lou Yanxiao's deep eyes sank, "Okay."

He said earlier that they could accept a pair made in heaven, but he couldn't accept the description of his daughter-in-law later. Hmph, this ugly **** pays such attention to his daughter-in-law.

The thin man choked up suddenly, closed his mouth, and looked at him with some grievances. Could it be that his appearance and his temper are directly proportional, or why is it so difficult to deal with? He praised them so much, isn't it enough?

"Ah—" At this time, another tragic cry came from behind, and the frightened fat man and thin man shivered together, and a vain and miserable smile immediately appeared on the face that was still tense. Mommy Ah, could it be that they have to explain it here today?

Don't wow, their lives have just begun! Thirty years old is a flower for a man.

"Boss, those people have been resolved, do you want to—" Lou Yanxiao did not know when there was a Min Lufeng standing beside him, he was using his hand around his neck to mean "kill".

The frightened fat man and thin man were both in bad shape, and panicked, "No, hero, killing people is not good!"

"Yes, yes, right now, in the end of the world, we humans kill one less."

"Da Zi is right, we humans should join hands and unite, so that we can build a beautiful home together, and our life will be better in the future..."

Min Lufeng watched the fat and thin people sing together, as if they were performing a big show, and obviously entertained him.

Immediately, the handsome and unruly face had a big white tooth and a grin, "Boss, these two cross talk are very good, or let them live."

The fat man and the thin man's eyes lit up immediately, there are still many good people in the world, they immediately hit the snake and followed the stick, "This chivalrous man is right, don't kill us, don't kill us, we not only can talk about cross talk, we can also play tricks. As for the acrobatics, it is guaranteed to make all the knights happy."

"Yes, yes, we are very useful." Fatty nodded hurriedly.

"What acrobatics?" Lou Yanxiao pursed his lips and retracted the long knife, his deep eyes full of coldness.

The thin man swallowed his saliva immediately, how could it feel more dangerous than a knife across their necks?

However, in the next second, he threw away the thought, it was a good thing not to have a knife on their necks, which meant that their lives had a 50% chance of surviving.

"What acrobatics.... What acrobatics..." The fat man who was still fortunate was swiping down on his face, not knowing whether it was hot or cold sweat. Over the years, he has always been lazy, ahhh, he has been living leisurely, and he has never practiced any acrobatics. Damn Dazi, what can't be said about acrobatics!

When the thin man saw it, his eyes rolled, "I.... We can perform a thin monkey riding a fat pig."

"What?" The fat man took his big fat hand and poked out his ears, a pair of mung bean eyes with suspicion, a thin monkey riding a fat pig? What the **** is this?

"The skinny monkey rides the fat pig, hehehe... It sounds interesting, let's do it and see." Yu Qi, who had already beaten the guy over there, was coming over with an enchanting smile on his face.

The thin man and the fat man looked at them and swallowed their saliva, oh, their little hearts, why are these people so good-looking, look at this one, it is also better than the combination of the masters of the big bosses. This laugh has hooked people's souls away.

"Why, don't you perform? Then my Petal Sweethearts will not be able to control it~" Yu Qi's peach blossom eyes were hooked, with a sinister smile, and what he was playing was a floating ball in his hand. A few small pieces of peach petals, now square, now arrow-shaped, and now twisted into a twist...

Looks kinda fun. But they had watched it before and directly marked one of their brothers into a **** face. The fat man and the thin man did not dare to underestimate them, and looked at each other with trembling eyes, "Act, act—"

Thank you Moon Meteor, Mo Daojun Xingzao, greetings from Pluto, Shu Yuchen, An Ruoxiangyi, 132**772 tickets, and the evaluation of Luoyu Feifei, Shishide Lemon, ya da~

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