At the beginning, I was full of header talent, and Ronaldo gave me assists in the World Cup

The day after the League Cup, Nanhan media accused Sun Yu overwhelmingly.

“Chinese player fouled roughly, causing Chi Dongyuan to break his leg!” 》。

“The quality of Chinese player Sun Yu reflects the current situation of Chinese football! 》。

《What kind of person is a Chinese player who kicked and broke the opponent’s calf in the game?” 》。

In the report, Nanhan media ignored the truth, reversed right and wrong, and added oil and vinegar.

Describing Chi Dong-won as a hard-working man with impeccable quality.

In the pen of Nanhan media, Sun Yu is like a demon, cruelly using a football to burst Chi Dongyuan’s legs, causing the other party to have short legs.

In order to stir up the emotions of the Nanhan people, they made up a particularly long story starting with Sporting Lisbon U18.

said that Sun Yu is the son of a rich man, in order to enter the youth training echelon of Sporting Lisbon, Dad Sun directly took money to open the way, allowing Sun Yu to occupy a place in Sporting Lisbon’s youth training.

Nanhanren also said that Sun Dad funded Martins, who is the strongest in Lisbon Athletic youth academy but comes from a poor family.

Say what Sun Dad promised that as long as Martins helps Sun Yu pass the ball, he will be sent to play for big clubs in the future.

In the story, after Sun Yu gained a foothold, Sun Dad used the resources in his hand to bring Martins into Manchester United.

In order to make the plot of the story a little more rounded, Nanhanren said that Sun Yu was originally a player without talent.

However, Sun Dad received advanced genetic modification for Sun Yu, and also ate illegal drugs, which significantly increased both exercise ability and reflexes.

The story also says that Sun Yu’s body modification program has great side effects, and he may burp at the age of forty.

In order to set up Sun Yu’s villainous people, the text also made up Sun Yu’s inability to threaten his teammates in the youth training and let everyone pass the ball to themselves.

He also said that Sun Yu did not train for three days at Sporting Lisbon and used violence in training and competitions many times.

The teammates dared to be angry and did not dare to speak, so they could only bend over and do their best to provide an assist for Sun Yu.

Nanhan media also said that Sun Yu owed Chi Dongyuan an apology.

They also said that Sun Yu had been isolated at Manchester United and had no support from the fans.

If he can’t keep scoring, Moyes will drop him sooner or later.

He only needs to thoroughly realize his shamelessness and change his mind, otherwise he will become a waste!

As soon as the report came out, Nanhan was excited and expressed their dissatisfaction with Sun Yu on all social platforms.

Soon after the story was published, it was reprinted as science fiction by The Sun.

The article commented with interest: “The media that published this article seem to have forgotten one thing, in today’s steady development of the Internet, as long as you just log on to a video website, you can see that something is wrong.” ”

“It’s amazing that this article, which should have been classified as a science fiction short story, turned out to be a serious football review report, and the article was written by Nanhan’s famous football writer.”

“It took our reporters a long time to believe that the people of Han Country are serious!”

“This story with as many loopholes as their cold drama was completely adopted by the Nanhan people.”

“It is said that the Nanhan people are preparing to march in their own country, Portugal and Britain to show solidarity with the injured Chi Dongyuan!”

“This family is incredible!”

“It is reported that as soon as the parade of the Nanhan people walked into the streets in Lisbon, they were arrested by the local police for gathering crowds to provoke trouble!”

“In addition, Manchester’s parade teammates were beaten by Manchester United fans as soon as they walked out of a street, and all the marchers were robbed of everything except their underwear!”

The story led to a huge increase in sales of The Sun.

It’s not that the British pay attention to Nanhan, but they don’t believe that there are such strange famous races in the world!

What a knife cutting the ass, it opened the eyes!

But.

This story has been used by some people as a face-saving weapon.

That amazing person is Zhu Yige, the general manager of the Chinese National Football Federation.

This guy is the standard village perpetual net, but the brain is always broken.

He was asked this question during a meeting.

The reporter asked Zhu Yige a question, originally wanting to hear his criticism of the Han people.

This fat man with a fat braincase is not bright, but he is a big troll.

It’s not right to spray here today, not there tomorrow.

It is said that this buddy was in charge of ice hockey before he came, and somehow he suddenly became the general manager of the FA.

He is the kind of person who is addicted to food, does not understand balls, and Terby likes to express his opinion.

Everyone took him as a joke.

Let him spray this time, it is nothing more than spraying the stick to relieve the qi.

Unexpectedly, something unexpected happened.

Zhu Yige said with a serious face: “Sports not only pay attention to the professional ability of players, but also pay more attention to the moral character of players!” ”

“I heard about these things that the media of the Cold Country said a long time ago.”

“Sun Yu is now a Portuguese national, it stands to reason that I don’t need to express an opinion on this matter!”

“But as a descendant of Huaxia, my heart is very uncomfortable, and the feeling of being poked in the spine is not a taste.”

“Sun Yu’s behavior was particularly serious and caused very serious consequences.”

“I advise him to use this as a warning to regulate his own standards of behavior.”

“As the saying goes, those who have attained the way have many helps, and those who have lost the way have little help!”

“As a descendant of Huaxia, I suggest that Sun Yu take a good look at the true meaning of this sentence.”

“I advise him to follow the right path, otherwise he will kill himself if he does too much unrighteousness!”

After Zhu Yige said this in a mood.

All the reporters in the audience were stunned, did this buddy have a bubble in his brain broken.

But if you can eat one more peanut rice, you won’t say such a thing!

In an instant, Zhu Yige was madly ridiculed by netizens.

There are GIFs, videos, and a talented netizen who changed his pig’s head, and his mouth shape can still be matched.

From today onwards, the “light of the right path” will be pinched to death by Zhu Yige.

After Zhu Yige’s speech, he was stunned when he saw the media, thinking that his speech would be heavenly and human.

At the end of the speech, he specially called Ma Zhixin of Sports Weekly: “Pony! Did you pay attention to what I just said? ”

Ma Yaxin: “… Hehe, Mr. Zhu, I heard. Is there something going on? ”

Zhu Yige said in a firm tone: “Although I didn’t prepare much before, the effect of my speech is still very high!” ”

“I will send you the content of the speech, you will work overtime today, and add some content to the board tomorrow.”

“Don’t write too long the content, 1,500 to 2,000 words is enough, but the content must be refined and express the important spirit of the speech.”

“I’d rather see what that kid can say this time!”

Ma Xin: “Leader, what are you talking about, I’m about to get on the plane, my mobile phone is running out of battery, let’s contact it another day.” ”

Seeing that the phone was hung up, Zhu Yige sighed: “This thing that dropped the chain, don’t do it at the critical moment, don’t want to get news from me in the future!” ”

Ma Xin, who hung up the phone, let out a long breath: “This is simply magical!” ”

“It’s just inappropriate to be able to see articles in Korean and not in English and Portuguese!”

……

The next day, a video appeared on YouTube with more than 10 million VODs.

This video was reproduced by Qiao Ying from the domestic video, and then attached English subtitles.

That’s right, this video is Zhu Yige’s important speech.

Qiao Ying also intimately marked his position next to Zhu Yige.

Seeing this video, English fans were shocked.

They really don’t understand Zhu Yige’s brain circuits, and some even suspect that the Nanhan people may have a technology to block information they don’t want to admit from their minds.

Zhu Yige may have used this product.

Some fans asked curiously: “The top players in an important part of football in these two countries are so fantastic, why can Nanhan enter the World Cup, but Hua Guo cannot?” ”

For a time, Zhu Yige single-handedly made the Chinese football circle a miasma.

Sun Yu understood the general process from Qiao Ying’s neck, and was also shocked.

He never dared to imagine that a normal person could do such a brainless thing.

But.

As he grew older, he found that there were indeed many such people.

Some people are still hugged by others because of their positions and rights.

It’s a spectacle!

In the past two days, many British media want to interview Sun Yu.

Moreover, some media are not yet sports media.

They wanted Sun Yu to talk about his opinion of Zhu Yige.

But they were all rejected by Sun Yu.

It’s a shame to go against such people.

But if he pays attention to the other party, it is considered a miserable defeat.

Although I knew that the Hanguo media was, media such as The Sun still came to Lisbon and interviewed everyone who had contact with Sun Yu.

In addition, the media randomly interviewed employees of Grandpa’s restaurant.

Marcaneiro: “Sun is a smart and kind kid, I found him in a youth league and I was his first fan at Sporting Lisbon. ”

“This kid didn’t have much to say about his ability in football, when he learned that I had made a special trip to the away game to watch him play, and he gave me his shirt.”

“He’s a funny boy and his future is destined to be a superstar!”

Jose. Lima: “What do I think of Sun Yu’s character, you ask?” I think this kid is fun! ”

“When he was being followed by many European giants, he only had a few months left on his contract.”

‘If he were willing to go at that time, the club he joined would only have to pay a few hundred thousand euros, and that club could definitely give him a bigger contract than he has now.

“But this kid wants the story to have a beginning and an end.”

“The compensation of 10 million euros is not because the club has no vision, but Sun Yu gave back to Sporting Lisbon!”

“He’s a grateful man.”

“By the way, I’ll send you one more message for free, Gelson. Martins was not the main player on the team at the time. Sun Yu’s attack power is undoubted, he can pass the ball to Sun Yu’s head, so he is called the main force, it’s as simple as that! ”

“I’ve seen that report from the people of the Han Country, and they have problems with their brains.”

When it comes to the Han people, the Portuguese are mostly despised.

As we all know, in the world in 2002, the host country took advantage of the convenience of hosting the World Cup and took advantage of the Portuguese team.

Later, in the knockout round, he defeated the Italian team and the Spanish team.

At that time, the Serie A teams simply fired all the cold people in their own team.

Under pressure from all over Europe, the cold country is a piece of stinky meat in the football world.

It’s just a piece of.

Therefore, when they wanted to frame Sun Yu, the whole of Portugal was willing to help Sun Yu speak.

Eusebio: “I watched that game, and the Hanguo player used a tackle against Sun Yu that was enough to ruin his career, followed by all kinds of provocative moves! ”

“Sun Yu’s shot should be considered an accident!”

“Even if Sun Yu really has the ability to break the opponent’s leg with a football and chooses to retaliate, it is because the other party first has a malicious foul!”

“The Cold Country player had a very bad work ethic and then he was punished, everything is normal.

Figo: “That report reminds me of the match 11 years ago, when the Cold Country players used a lot of violence against us during the game, and the referee on duty turned a blind eye. ”

“For the sake of victory, they did the dirtiest things, such a country should all go to hell!”

Cristiano Ronaldo: “I was only 17 years old that year, Portugal was good overall, we reached the last four at the European Championship and lost only to the champions France. ”

“I think Portugal have a chance to challenge for the title, but in the last game of the group stage, the performance of the cold country made me sick, they are so mean!”

“I support Sun Yu to kick off the legs of all the players of the Cold Country!”

The Sun newspaper’s trip to Portugal brought this bizarre event to a successful end.

The news remained hot in the media for five days, but Sun Yu stopped paying attention on the third day.

His current life, in addition to training, is training.

Although his relationship with Van Persie is a bit delicate, the two also chat warmly during training.

Both people recognize each other in their hearts.

From his first game at the club, Sun Yu played an extraordinary role at Manchester United.

For this, Van Persie certainly agrees.

Similarly, Sun Yu also recognized Helan Shenfeng.

The reason why he is so sharp is completely because of the blessing of black technology.

For this point, Sun Yu still has a number in his heart.

And Van Persie’s performance in the previous three seasons is truly phenomenal.

You know, the player who has scored more than 40 goals in all competitions in three consecutive seasons, except for Mero.

In those two years, Van Persie was a well-deserved striker in European football.

There is no problem with the relationship between the two people.

The reason why the atmosphere is delicate is entirely because of the competition for work.

As the saying goes, one mountain does not allow two tigers, unless one male and one female.

Manchester United’s squad has only one centre-forward position, formerly Robin van Persie’s, now taken by Sun Yu.

With such two people, it is not easy to get by on face.

And the relationship between Sun Yu and Van Persie talking and laughing like this is absolutely rare.

Moyes has said more than once that United can play with two strikers at the same time.

But.

This was all in his statement, and it never happened in reality.

Sun Yu was very envious of Van Persie, the king of volleys, in his previous life.

This buddy has an incredibly high hit percentage from volleys and always kicks out world waves.

Whether the relationship between two people is joyful or tense does not depend on the two people.

It depends on whether Moyes can deliver on the promise he made to Van Persie.

January 24.

When Lande pronounced Van Persie’s name in the starting lineup, Sun Yu breathed a sigh of relief.

Finally able to get along with Van Persie normally.

Finally, there is no need for three races in five days!

Although the treatment is good, the iron-clad man can’t withstand such a toss.