At the beginning, I was full of header talent, and Ronaldo gave me assists in the World Cup

Saturday afternoon.

The Hawthorn Stadium, which can accommodate 30,000 people, is packed.

In the twenty-eighth round of the Premier League, Manchester United away to West Bromwich Albion, who are third from bottom in the Premier League.

This is the fourth season since the small club West Bromwich Albion rushed to the Premier League, and the 114-year-old club has struggled to establish itself in the Premier League, with decent players in every position.

However, the club, which wants to play a big game in the Premier League this season, played an embarrassing record of 1 win, 10 draws and 8 defeats in the first half of the season, and is about to go straight into the Championship with its head down.

According to the unwritten rules of the Premier League, you must score 36 points to go ashore if you want to be relegated.

That meant poor West Bromwich Albion had 27 points to score in the second half of the season, a goal that put the relegation specialist under pressure.

However, in the next eight games, West Bromwich Albion scored 10 points and climbed from first to bottom three.

The hope of staying in the Premier League is back!

Facing Manchester United, West Bromwich Albion manager Mel could only cheekily shout at the pre-match press conference: “We want to take three points!” ”

In the dressing room.

Van Persie is taunting Rooney with a video.

As a by-product of the “Sun Yu effect”, the English media also edited a video for Rooney.

“The Day a Crappy Player Was Saved”.

The video clips a lot of Rooney mistakes, and then chased from the front to the back, taking down the opponent’s attacking players, and then being taken down by the opposing tall players.

At the end of the frame, Wayne Rooney sent in a cross in the Carabao Cup final.

As soon as the football was played, Rooney blurted out a word that began with an F in anger.

But.

The next moment.

Rooney’s eyes widened suddenly, and then froze in place.

Less than a second later, Rooney’s whole person went crazy, and he rushed to Sun Yu, who was shouting with open arms.

The video received more than 10 million views, turning Rooney into a “British laughing stock”.

The English media also edited a video of “Shrek Kicking” for Rooney, but it was not as popular as this video.

Seeing this video, Rooney turned his face on the spot, stood up and rubbed his neck, and was about to do it with Van Persie with a red face.

As a result, he tripped over Evra on the way up, then was controlled by Vidic from behind, and was splashed with water by Van Persie.

Rooney was really annoyed at this time, he broke free from Vidic and rushed up, only to be directly pressed to the ground by Van Persie and rubbed.

When Moyes walked into the dressing room, he was directly shocked: “Wayne, you can’t be crazy!” ”

Van Persie got up with a smile, and Rooney pushed the other party and said: “I don’t care, I have to perform a hat-trick, otherwise this matter is not over!” ”

Vidic smiled and said: “Boss, this guy is crazy, you hurry up and take him out of the starting lineup!” ”

Moyes thought for a moment and said: “Can’t a single goal satisfy you?” ”

Rooney cursed and said with a few words: “One definitely can’t, at least two in particular!” ”

Moyes smiled and said, “Okay, our goal today is to get Wayne to score two goals, haha!” ”

……

“Hello audience, welcome to the Premier League live broadcast!”

‘Today is a match from the 28th round of the Premier League against West Bromwich Albion and Manchester United at home.

“The players from both sides have entered the player tunnel, and Lu Xiaofat looks very motivated!”

In the live broadcast screen, Rooney stands behind Evra and Sun Yu, shouting and jumping, and the momentum is amazing.

In the live broadcast screen, the audience saw that Rooney’s head kept appearing from the screen and then disappearing, completely without momentum, more joy.

Seeing this picture, netizens were happy again.

[This is the arduous journey of a 1.78 meter man, standing behind a 1.89 meter man, wanting to enter the camera! ] 】

[This buddy was stimulated by that video, and today he is going to do it vigorously! ] 】

[No, a Premier League star can be affected by a video?] 】

[That’s not necessarily, this guy doesn’t look very smart, really looks like Shrek! ] 】

[Sorry, we don’t carry this pot Shrek! ] 】

Seeing the comments of netizens, Zhan Jun couldn’t help it.

‘Let’s look at United’s starting line-up, David Moyes still fielded 4-2-3-1 today, and he was holding a formation to the death.

“Goalkeeper: De Gea!”

“The four defenders are Rafael, Smalling, Jones and Evra!”

“Captain Nemanja Vidic took a turn today, replaced by desperate San Jones, who returned from injury, and team deputy Patrice Evra wore the captain’s armband.”

“The two backs are Carrick and Blind!”

“Front waist: Rooney!”

“Left winger: Van Persie!”

“Right winger: Martins!”

“Center: Sun Yu!”

“We found that Moyes still has a lot of cards to use!”

“They also have Nemanja Viditch, Fletcher and Ashley on the bench. Young, Shinji Kagawa, Yanuzai and Giggs, these players are definitely quite capable figures in the Premier League! ”

‘Since United’s results have improved, Van Persie has not complained much on the left winger!

“Victory is indeed a cure for all diseases!”

‘Manchester United have won nine consecutive Premier League games and in the FA’s just-announced selection, David Moyes was named Premier League Manager of the Month for February, beating Allardys, who led West Ham to four straight wins.

“And the Premier League’s Player of the Month in February is Sun Yu, who scored 10 goals in three games last month and was named Premier League Player of the Month.

‘In February, apart from being held to a draw by Olympiacos in the knockout stages of the Champions League, Manchester United won all six of their other games, and their form can be described as hot.

‘At this juncture, West Bromwich Albion manager Mel claims to be able to beat Manchester United, and I think he’s quite bold.

“This behavior is jokingly called by fans to poke their fingers at an electric fan, but football is round, maybe West Bromwich Albion can surprise everyone at home.”

……

The game begins.

Sun Yu passed the ball to Rooney and ran forward at a constant speed.

Under normal circumstances, the ball should be passed to the back after kick-off and wait for the attacking player to be in position before attacking.

But unexpectedly.

Rooney is like a clockwork electric mouse, holding the ball and turning and rushing to the front court.

This scene made both players a little unexpected.

West Bromwich Albion forward Guerra stepped forward to defend and was directly split by Rooney.

The next moment, the two black and hard backs of the home team, Yabo and Mulumbu, immediately rushed forward.

Rooney was like a small tank, hanging two people to rush ten meters, and actually rushed over with brute force.

In an instant, Rooney actually rushed to the opponent’s thirty-meter area.

Facing centre-back Olsen, who stepped forward to block, Wayne Rooney raised his foot and shot on goal.

The football hit Olsen’s leg, bounced directly more than ten meters, and flew out of the sideline.

Rooney angrily turned around and yelled at his teammates, “Why don’t you keep up!” ”

Seeing this scene, Manchester United fans in the away stands, immediately cheered.

Sun Yu smiled and gave Rooney a round of applause.

This guy is eating dynamite today!