Back Off, Let Me Come

When it comes to quarrels, Chu Yao is the superior one after all.

The final result is that no one cares about Shen Tang riding a pig anymore.

Shen Tang: "...???"

The real reason is that even though Qi Shan wants to take care of things, he can't find the energy to teach Shen Tang anything, and the tax issue is imminent. Although the current situation is the same regardless of whether the taxes are paid or not, who can have trouble with money?

If you can get it, it would be great.

If God does not take it, you will suffer the consequences.

If you don't welcome it when the time comes, you will suffer disaster.

Since God is willing to fulfill them, is there any reason not to take this batch of tax money at this time? Qi Shan had already regarded the tax money as one of Shen Tang's capital.

Recruiting troops will be faster in the future.

Shen Tang was forced to sit back and do nothing for two days.

Why only two days?

Because on the third day of riding pigs and herding pigs, she had a playmate.

"Stop, don't go forward!"

Although this bandit den has taken off its "illegal business license", the outside world does not know that in order to prevent potential danger, six people are sent to patrol the mountain road every day.

Just in time to intercept Zhai Le who was trying to go up the mountain.

They knew Zhai Le's face and knew that this black-clothed young man was a wolf-killing master who killed people without blinking an eye. Naturally, they did not dare to step forward and take action. They only dared to hide in the grass in the distance and loudly remind him.

Zhai Le noticed these two people early on, clasped his fists and shouted loudly: "Zhai Le, I'm here to find a friend."

The two patrols whispered to each other: "Then you wait first."

Because Shen Tang was herding pigs by the stream not far away, Zhai Le didn't wait long before Brother Shen arrived riding a pig with a smile on his face.

Riding a pig...Brother Shen? ? ?

When Zhai Le saw this scene, he was so frightened that his thin lips opened slightly, and even his passionate peach blossom eyes were filled with confusion. After a long while, he confirmed that what he saw and heard was not an illusion. He pointed with trembling fingers at the black pig riding on Shen Tang's crotch: "Brother Shen, what is this?"

Shen Tang said matter-of-factly: "Wild boar."

A clean wild boar wears a leather-wrapped seat with raised front and rear drapes on its back, a white sash hanging from its waist and hips, and a rein around the pig's neck. Zhai Le blinked hard and quickly to confirm again that this was a black pig and not a black horse.

Zhai Le choked on his words when he saw Shen Tang confessing so straightforwardly.

"Then, why did you put a saddle on the wild boar?"

Shen Tang said: "I don't know either, it was just like this when I woke up."

When she went to the pigsty the next day to lead the pig, the black pig already had a saddle, reins, and harness on its back.

The one who can do this is either Chu Yao or Qishan.

Shen Tang waved to the two patrollers, indicating that they should continue busy with their own business, and she would be responsible for entertaining Zhai Le.

"But I heard that the wild boar has a bad temper and is extremely difficult to tame. How did you catch it? Can you still ride it?" Looking at this stocky, thick and majestic wild boar, Zhai Le was inexplicably envious.

Shen Tang said: "Just give it a beating and you'll tame it."

Zhai Le raised his hand and touched the pig's head and said, "I want it too."

Shen Tang then said: "You want me to take you to catch them. Yesterday when we were letting pigs go, I saw traces of animal trampling in some places."

Zhai Le didn't know what "herding pigs" meant, and thought it was Brother Shen who was riding a wild boar around, focusing most of his attention on catching the pig's head. Hearing that there were wild boars, he quickly urged Shen Tang to take him to catch one. He also wanted to try what it felt like to ride a pig.

Naturally, Shen Tang would not refuse.

However, she was more curious about why Zhai Le came all the way to see her.

Just to ride a pig? ? ?

still--

"Are you out of wine again?"

"Do I look like the kind of person who runs to the mountains just for wine?"

Shen Tang looked at this handsome face carefully and nodded: "It looks very similar!"

Zhai Le: "..."

He was like a burst balloon, his energy was completely deflated, and he slumped his shoulders listlessly: "Okay, Brother Shen guessed part of it right. But not drinking is only one of them. The biggest reason is that I miss Brother Shen. During the day It’s so boring to stay in the inn…”

Shen Tang asked: "Where is your cousin?"

"Brother has something to do."

Shen Tang stopped asking and did not continue to ask Zhai Huan what he was busy with. Even his cousin couldn't care about it. Aren't Qi Shan and Chu Yao too busy to care about her? In a sense, she and Zhai Le are both "left-behind teenagers", the kind who are bored and idle.

So bored that all I can do is catch pigs for fun.

Huangtian paid off. They squatted in the area where the wild boar had been for more than half an hour, and finally found the second wild boar.

It was another inseparable battle, and the two won a great victory. Zhai Le also got his wish and experienced the feeling of riding a pig.

In the end, I reluctantly gave it a five-star review.

"Except the sight is too low, it's a bit like riding a horse." Zhai Le rode a pig, trotted around Shen Tang twice, and said quickly, "Last time I invited Brother Shen to race a horse, Brother Shen refused. This time we both are. Instead of riding a pig, why not have a race? The loser will treat you to a drink?"

Shen Tang glanced at the sun and curled his lips.

"What's the comparison? No matter how you look at it, it's me who suffers. Even if I win, I don't dare to drink..." After being drunk twice, I almost tormented the NPC Qi Shan to the point where my blood pressure exploded.

Zhai Le took out a small, exquisite golden bean from his purse and waved it in front of her eyes: "Brother Shen, you can watch me drink it."

Shen Tang looked at Xiao Jindou and was silent for a while.

She was moved by shame.

Suddenly, he raised his fingers to the sky and shouted in surprise at Zhai Le.

"Xiao Fang Xiao Fang, look at the pigs flying in the sky!"

“Where are the pigs???”

Zhai Le didn't know this trick, so he subconsciously looked up at the sky. He looked left and right and didn't see the so-called flying pig. However, Brother Shen next to him "succeeded in his conspiracy" and whipped the wild boar on the butt. The wild boar screamed in pain and ran wildly.

Zhai Le realized later that he had been tricked: "..."

He shouted in embarrassment: "Brother Shen, you are cheating!"

"Sun Tzu said that a war never tires of deceit!"

Zhai Le was startled again, followed by Paima... No, Paizhu caught up and shouted: "Grandson? 'In the battle, you are never tired of deceit', isn't it what the fox said? Brother Shen, wait a minute. I!"

His wild boar was particularly violent and ferocious, with short limbs and hooves glaring at the ground, jolting rapidly to close the distance between it and Shen Tang. Shen Tang casually bent down and picked up a branch while running wildly. An unexpected move was made in response, and the tree branch feinted towards Zhai Le's face.

Zhai Le is not a vegetarian either.

After all, he is an orthodox martial artist. He has tempered his body with martial energy since he was a child. He has practiced martial arts and strengthened his body. He has extremely quick reactions. He did not retreat but advanced, his hand as docile as lightning, as if he was ready to grab the tree branch in Shen Tang's hand. Shen Tang changed his tactics midway and said, "Take my shot!"

Seeing that he couldn't grab it, Zhai Le also picked up a branch.

He also imitated Shen Tang and shouted: "Take my spear!"

Shen Tang raised his foot and kicked Zhai Le's wild boar in the face.

Zhai Le was shocked. He stabilized the wild boar that was screaming and retreating, clamped the pig's belly, and pulled the hemp rope: "...How can there be someone like you?"

Shen Tang said with a smile: "If you don't accept it, why don't you come and beat me?"

Zhai Le gritted his teeth and took advantage of the situation to pursue him.

Seeing the two people fighting each other inseparably while riding a pig, Qishan felt that his blood pressure had once again stepped on the accelerator.

"Shen! You! Pear!"

Shen Tang and Zhai Le both stopped. The latter's expression was stiff and embarrassed. He realized what he had done and quickly threw away the tree branch in his hand. But Shen Tang was different. She even waved at Qi Shan.

"Hey Yuanliang, I'm here!"

PS: The monthly ticket will be doubled for three days on the 27th, 28th and 29th. If you donate to crowdfunding, the monthly ticket will be four times the ticket from 8pm to 24pm (must be after 8pm).

PPS: Thank you for your monthly support. Shiitake has climbed back to second place, but the gap between third and fourth place is still very small. It’s very tight. I still have to continue to ask for monthly votes on the last day.

PPS: The first update.