Beauty and the Bodyguard

"No, brother Jianwen, I really want to tell you a secret..." Chen Yushu said aggrievedly.

"You really want to tell me a secret? What secret do you want to tell me?" An Jianwen asked with a frown.

"Brother An, it's not good! Something big happened!" Su Taizao rushed over from a short distance away and said out of breath.

"Wait a minute, what's the big deal? Wait until sister Xiao Shu tells me the secret!" An Jianwen waved his hand, signaling Su Tai to calm down.

"Brother Jianwen, actually I want to tell you that Xiaoxiao wants to put a crab in your pants..." Chen Yushu said.

"Then just tell me. What did you shout suddenly? Do you want to deafen me?" An Jianwen looked at Chen Yushu helplessly.

"No, I yelled because Xiaoxiao came just now and she put crabs in your pants. I happened to see it and was startled, so I screamed!" Chen Yushu said embarrassedly.

"Gah!" An Jianwen suddenly jumped up again, covering his crotch with both hands, and cold sweat started to fall from his forehead: "It's pinched, it hurts me to death!"

"Oh, brother Jianwen, I've told you the secret. I'm leaving first. You can continue to hurt your balls!" Chen Yushu waved to An Jianwen, turned around and left.

An Jianwen held his crotch and jumped on the ground. He didn't dare to take off his pants in public, so he could only run to the tent.

When he arrived at the tent, An Jianwen took off his swimming trunks in three quick strokes, and a small crab happened to be caught on An Jianwen's balls.

"Taizao, come and help me, I can't use my strength!" An Jianwen called Su Taizao depressingly to come over and help.

"Little crab, come down quickly, it's not fun over there..." Su Taizao lowered his head and said to the little crab.

"Are you a crab? Can he understand what you are saying? Hurry and help, help me get it!" An Jianwen was so angry. How long has it been and he is still talking to a crab? Is there something wrong with him?

Su Tai didn't dare to say anything for a long time, and carefully stretched out his hand to pull the little crab, but this pull made An Jianwen burst into tears: "Oh my god, that's nonsense!"

"This...but it won't come down if you don't pull it!" Su Tai was already a little at a loss and didn't know whether he should continue pulling or stop.

"Aren't you going to be more careful? Open its clip first?" An Jianwen said.

"Here... let me try..." Su Tai nodded carefully.

As a result, a ridiculous show of howling ghosts and wolves was staged in the tent, and a veritable pain in the ass was born.

But the instigators over there, Chen Yushu and Feng Xiaoxiao, went back as if nothing had happened and continued to mess with Lin Yi, Chu Mengyao, and Tang Yunxiao.

"What's wrong with An Jianwen? He seems to be injured?" Chu Mengyao asked strangely not knowing what happened to An Jianwen. An Jianwen's screams were so shrill that Chu Mengyao could hear them from such a distance.

"His balls hurt," Chen Yushu said.

"Eggs... eggs hurt?" Chu Mengyao's face suddenly turned red. Although eggs hurt is an Internet term, most of the people who say it are men. After all, girls don't have eggs, so it's not polite to say it out, especially Chu Mengyao. , and even less able to speak such words. At this time, hearing Chen Yushu say this, I was naturally a little embarrassed.

But Chu Mengyao was a little puzzled. An Jianwen was so good, why did his balls hurt?

"His eggs were caught by a crab!" Feng Xiaoxiao explained to Chu Mengyao.

"Huh?" Chu Mengyao was stunned. Although she didn't know what it felt like to be caught in a crab's egg, she was afraid that it wouldn't be easy. She couldn't help but sigh: "Why is he so unlucky? How can he still be... beaten by that?"

"I put the crabs there," Feng Xiaoxiao said.

"Ah?" Chu Mengyao suddenly had a headache. It turned out to be Feng Xiaoxiao's fault? Looking at Chen Yushu's understanding look, I'm afraid these two people worked together to do it. An Jianwen was unlucky enough, how did he meet these two demon kings?

"Can nothing happen?" Chu Mengyao asked worriedly.

"No, it's just a little crab. It will be injured at most, but it won't be killed by pinching it." Chen Yushu said.

An Jianwen finally tried his best to tear off the crab, but An Jianwen's egg was also torn, and he jumped in pain.

"Damn it, damn crab, damn crab, I'll step on you to death!" After An Jianwen got the crab off, the prenatal trainer stepped on it.

But because it was sandy ground, the crab didn't do much. He stepped on the beach. The crab was so anxious that it stretched out its clip and "clicked" it again on An Jianwen's toes.

"Ouch——" An Jianwen screamed again.

Half an hour later, An Jianwen limped out of the tent with his egg in his hands. The egg and toes had been bandaged. He was in pain. As he walked, he asked Su Taizao: "By the way, what you just said Something big has gone wrong. If there is anything big, please report to me. What happened?"

An Jianwen then remembered that Su Tai seemed to have something to say to him before, but he was so frightened by Chen Yushu that his ears roared and he didn't pay attention. Now he suddenly remembered it and asked.

"That's it, Brother An, I wanted to tell you before that Feng Xiaoxiao threw a crab into your pants, but now it's no longer necessary..." Su Taizao said with a bitter face.

"What!" An Jianwen almost jumped up from the ground: "You said Feng Xiaoxiao threw this crab? Did you see it? Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

An Jianwen remembered that when Su Taizao was screaming, the crab hadn't bitten the egg yet. In other words, if he had discovered it in time, this tragedy would not have happened?

Thinking of this, An Jianwen's face suddenly became extremely ugly!

"But, I had to say before, you told me to wait until sister Xiaoshu tells you the secret..." Su Taizao said weakly.

"Huh?" An Jianwen was stunned for a moment, but after thinking about it carefully, it seemed that this was indeed the case. He had indeed asked Su Tai to wait for a while... In this way, An Jianwen could only admit that he was unlucky. Who can you blame?

An Jianwen looked at Chen Yushu and Feng Xiaoxiao with a trace of resentment in his eyes, but because they were Chu Mengyao's friends, An Jianwen couldn't have an attack on the spot. If he really had an attack, they were just joking. You What can be done?

So, An Jianwen gritted his teeth, endured the pain, pretended that nothing was wrong, and walked towards the seaside.

Seeing that An Jianwen was jumping around a moment ago, but now everything is fine, Chen Yushu was suddenly confused! However, after a brief observation, I immediately noticed the bitter look on his face, and knew that he was pretending.