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Jiang Chen was shocked when he saw that the tens of billions of Bai Fumei who was chasing him was actually Chu Xiaomeng!

then~~

Without further ado!

Run away!

While running wildly, Jiang Chen yelled at the program team and Mike: "What kind of shabby Fumei are you recruiting? My enemy!"

Chu Xiaomeng chased after him: "Jiang Chen, don't leave. I love you~~"

Jiang Chen refused while running: "No! I won't love you, you should give up your heart."

poof~~

Mike hit the street then.

Jiang Chen's entire process of chasing a girl only took a second?

half a second?

It only took half a second for Jiang Chen and this tens of billions of Bai Fumei to meet each other, and Bai Fumei fell in love with him?

This situation shattered Mike's eyes!

incredible!

Confused!

But facts are facts.

Jiang Chen ran wildly in front, as if there was a tigress chasing him behind.

And Chu Xiaomeng was chasing after him madly, with a nympho look on his face.

Canadian male audience: "..."

The dog's eyes are blind!

Heartbroken!

Such a beautiful and temperamental Bai Fumei of Huaguo actually loves Huaguo's little brother so madly?

We are sour!

The Canadian female audience, as expected, was full of crusade against Chu Xiaomeng.

"Don't move! Then I'm my husband!"

"Stop it! You woman!"

"Don't try to mess with my husband, I'll just buy a plane ticket!"

"I'm going to China to stop all of this."

While chasing Jiang Chen madly, Chu Xiaomeng yelled: "My dad said, as long as you promise to marry me, my family will give you a dowry of 1 billion!"

Plop!

Mike, who just got up, fell down again!

1 billion dowry?

Upside down?

Post it to this poor dick?

this~

It seems that there is something wrong with the style of painting, right?

These days, the logic seems to be different from what I imagined?

Bai Fumei with tens of billions, the first time he saw Huaguo's errand brother, he started chasing after him crazily? Still posting a dowry of 1 billion?

Is this scientific?

But Jiang Chen shouted: "You want to marry me for 1 billion? Don't even think about it! I won't even agree to how much money you give me~"

Mike, it's messy in the wind~~

Canadians are completely petrified.

Are the men in Huaguo so popular?

Bai Fumei with tens of billions of dollars, she chased after the first sight...

1 billion dowry refused to get married?

I wipe! ruthless!

High cold!

Chu Xiaomeng continued to run wildly, and shouted at the same time: "I haven't finished yet! My father plans to give you 10 world-class luxury cars, worth 500 million in total!"

"I do not want!"

"Is it good to give you 50% of the company's shares? It's worth more than 10 billion yuan!"

"No, no! Stop chasing me."

Jiang Chen resolutely refused and asked Chu Xiaomeng to stop.

"No, I will never marry you for the rest of my life!"

Chu Xiaomeng was extremely determined.

One runs, one chases, one hates marriage, tens of billions of dowry, one is afraid of marriage, and will not agree to anything.

Mike: "..."

Program group: "..."

This style of painting is crooked!

That's not what we want to show!

We want to show how cowardly Chinese men are and how unpopular Chinese women are.

How difficult it turned out.

What we want is a domestic audience, with a sense of superiority and extreme comfort!

How could this be?

The men in Canada have said that~~

"Damn it! It hurts my heart!"

"Don't read it!"

"I was very happy at first, but after reading it, the single dog said that he couldn't afford to be hurt!"

"Men from my country of Canada, compared to men from China, seem to be scumbags!"

"Huaguo men are too popular, sour lemons! Farewell!"

The women in Canada expressed their admiration for Jiang Chen's integrity of "not bending for five buckets of rice" and "rejecting a one-billion dowry", and expressed their love one after another.

"it is good!"

"This is the most principled man I've ever met!"

"The men in our Canadian country are glass-hearted. Compared with the men in the Hua country, they are very scumbags!"

"Hehe, my boyfriend said that if a beauty like Chu Xiaomeng is willing to take a look at him, he would be happy to be a dog-licking spare tire. Not to mention spending billions of dollars in dowry! Hehe, Canadian scumbag!"

"He's so handsome, he's become a fan of this errand boy who doesn't love money!!"

"..."

Mike: "..."

Ma Dan!

The building is crooked! Hey!

He could only lose his strength and called a stop.

Heartbroken!

"Stop, stop!"

"Don't chase any more."

Mike asked the program crew to stop Chu Xiaomeng, who was in a nympho runaway state, and said weakly, "This, you win."

Jiang Chen, however, had an angry expression on his face: "I said you guys, why did you invite such a 10 billion nymphomaniac for nothing? She chased me wildly as soon as we met, scaring me. Almost

Shoes are gone! "

"..."

Mike was depressed and wanted to vomit blood.

Blame me?

Bai Fumei with tens of billions of dollars likes to chase after you. We Canadian men think you are very attractive, so you still pretend to be aggressive?

Why don't you go to heaven?

I want to have such an adventure!

snort!

Mike looked helpless and pointed at the second one.

"Hehe, maybe you knew Chu Xiaomeng before, and Chu Xiaomeng already had a good impression of you."

"It must be so!"

"Otherwise, how could you win Bai Fumei's heart with tens of billions of dollars?"

"Impossible! It must be impossible!"

"But your good luck cannot last forever. This world cannot always be crazy!"

"When you fall into the pit, I will mock you loudly."

With a smirk on his face, Mike pointed at Avril, who was walking away from him: "Go, that's your next goal."

Jiang Chen watched from a distance: "The crooked beauty?"

"Mixed blood."

Mike sneered.

Chu Xiaomeng, a pure Hua country beauty, may prefer Hua country men, but how could it be impossible for a noble princess like Avril to like Jiang Chen?

Can save a little face for my Canadian man.

Jiang Chen learned the lesson from last time, tiptoed, and walked towards Avril cautiously.

He hadn't received news of Avril's return to China before, so he didn't know the identity of this person, whether it was Avril or not.

 …

Mike watched Jiang Chen walk towards female No. 2 female guest Avril Lavigne, and sneered in his heart.

The reason why the car overturned just now was because this Chu Xiaomeng might know this errand boy.

However, it is absolutely impossible for this half-blood princess Avril to know this errand boy! Love literature network

You know, Avril Lavigne is the princess of Bohemia!

How could it be possible to meet this errand boy so coincidentally after being abroad all year round?

impossible!

Mike is full of confidence!

At this time, Jiang Chen walked behind Avril.

I saw this beautiful woman covered with luxury brands, Cartier jewelry, Vacheron Constantin watches, Gucci clothes, Hermes bags...

Tall, swaying in the wind, and extremely temperamental!

The more Jiang Chen looked, this beauty was very similar to Avril.

"Wori~~Could it really be Avril?"

toothache!

In front of Chu Xiaomeng, now Avril Lavigne!

If these two people meet each other and reveal the truth, then I, a scumbag... Bah, true love prince Jiang Chen, won't I be kicked and stomped a lot?

Difficult!

It's over!

Jiang Chen turned around and asked Mike, with a difficult smile: "Can I quit?"

Mike chuckled: "No way!"

how?

Know the difficulty?

Want to quit now? Oh, it's hard!

Jiang Chen was in a dilemma.

Walked up to Avril Lavigne.

On the other side of Canada, the audience watching the show is already boiling.

"I'm coming!"

"Sit and wait for this Chinese man to be destroyed!"

"That's the princess, how can a mere errand boy get her?"

"Attack, princess!"

"Hua men are ugly and low!"

Then he was slammed by a group of Jiang Chen's fans and female audience.

"My little brother is the most handsome, you are the ugly ones!"

"Yes, my husband is the most handsome!"

"You are ugly, don't talk!"

Canadian male audience: "..."

Our dignified white people were called ugly and compared to a Chinese.

And he was despised by his own people!

Hematemesis!

...

At this moment, Jiang Chen thought for a while, picked up a brick from the ground, and came to the beauty.

Mike: "..."

Canadian audience: "......"

What the hell?

Take bricks? !

Is it to knock the beauty out? And take it home?

Jiang Chen said hello: "Hey, the beauty in front, did you drop this brick?"

Mike: "......."

Canadian audience: "......"

Puff~~~~~~

Countless people spurted out a mouthful of old blood!

Fuck, what the hell?

What kind of flirting is this?

Avril heard a familiar voice, turned her head suddenly, and then saw Jiang Chen holding a brick and looking at herself.

Even though Jiang Chen was wearing an errand uniform, Avril still recognized Jiang Chen at a glance.

Cover your mouth!

surprise!

I didn't expect it to be such a coincidence that I met Jiang Chen in the program!

"Is this the fate in the legend?"

Avril looked at the brick in Jiang Chen's hand, and smiled.

"Yeah, I lost this brick~~"

Then he took the brick and put it in his Hermes bag with great care.

Not too dirty either.

Mike: "..."

Canadian audience: "..."

clang~~~

oops~~~

Totally fell!

stunned!

Is this way of teasing girls okay? What the hell is this?

Moreover, this girl actually stuffed a brick directly into the bag!

That's Hermes!

Some women who are familiar with Hermes have already exclaimed that this Hermes is a limited edition Hermes frosted crocodile skin platinum bag, worth 100,000 US dollars!

The male audience cried.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?"

Looking at Jiang Chen's handsome face without any blemishes, all Canadian men are sour, sour!

Jiang Chen glanced at the camera position.

Leaning close to Avril's ear, she whispered: "This show came to me, at first it was just to make me lose face, to make Hua Guo men lose face. I naturally disagreed, and then the show team said, as long as I catch one, A reward of 1 million US dollars! If you catch two, you will be rewarded with 10 million US dollars. If you catch 3, you will be rewarded with 50 million US dollars! If you catch all 4 of them, you will be rewarded with 100 million US dollars... Wait for you and I will pretend that I just met, and then You were chased by me... so mad at this Canadian program group."

Avril Lavigne was excited when she heard it!

This game is fun!

Moreover, she has a strong sense of identity with Huaguo, and feels that she is a Huaguo person, so she is also very upset about the discrimination against Huaguo by the Canadian program group.

Nodding again and again: "Yeah, let's pretend we don't know each other~~"

Jiang was secretly delighted!

I'm such a fucking genius! !

Cleared!

Even if Chu Xiaomeng and Avril meet each other later, I won't be in the wrong.

On the other side of the live TV broadcast, the Canadian audience saw the intimacy between the errand boy Jiang Chen and Avril Lavigne.

poof~~~

Fell to the ground.

Nima!

This girl is too flirtatious, right?

In less than 10 seconds, you can be intimate to this level?

As for the program director, Mike... I feel like my mentality is going to collapse at this time!

The promised princess and goddess will despise, loathe, and curse when they see a man in Huaguo?

how......

Get it done in less than 10 seconds?

Mike looked at Jiang Chen's errand uniform, that handsome face...

Roar!

"This Chinese man is poisonous!!"

At this moment, he saw Jiang Chen holding Princess Avril's hand and coming to Mike.

Jiang Chen was triumphant: "This is the second one, that is to say, you are going to give me 5 million dollars in income."

Waving the contract, for fear that Mike would renege on his debts.

Mike: "..."

There was a cramping pain in my chest, and my head was buzzing~~

Mike yelled: "I don't believe it! You must be pretending, for 10 million dollars, pretending to be intimate!"

When Avril heard this, she immediately became angry: "Are you insulting me? I am Avril, a majestic princess of a country, and my reputation is so important. How can I betray my reputation as a princess of Bohemia just because of you? You give me Wait, this princess will ask our country's Ministry of Foreign Affairs to protest to you Canada!"

indifferent!

arrogant!

At this time, she finally showed the aristocratic temperament of a princess of a country!

It's not the kind of charming little goblin who is knowledgeable, reasonable, and considerate when she gets along with Jiang Chen.

When Mike heard this, he panicked.

"I was wrong, I was wrong!"

"This 10 million US dollars, our program team recognized it!"

While begging for mercy, Mike felt distressed and bleeding!