Big Guys’ Little Milk Group is a Black Heart Lotus

Chapter 384: Don't be a group pet

"Come on, Ruanruan, and taste the eggplant baked by your second brother."

"It's better to eat the fish that the fourth brother gave you first. It's definitely better than eggplant."

"The potato chips baked by the third brother are delicious. They even put the seasoning indiscriminately, which is terrible."

"Sister, sister, eat the grilled crab of the little brother, this is the biggest crab that the little brother has caught by himself!"

"Sister, let's eat the oysters baked by your big cousin first. The oysters are freshly salvaged from the sea after the big cousin knew that we are going to have a dinner today, and they were delivered by a private jet. They are absolutely fresh!"

"younger sister……"

"younger sister……"

...

Xiaoruanruan and Cici were surrounded by a large number of older brothers, looking at the food piled on the plate in front of them, and looking at each other, they both saw helplessness in each other's eyes.

Alas, group pets are not good too!

"Sister, come to drink the tomato pork rib soup that Shiyu's brother specially cooked for you. Don't eat their barbecue. The barbecue contains a lot of benzopyrene, which is carcinogenic!" The second cousin brought two soup cups and put them in both of them. In front of, the two words directly fry the other brothers who are giving the barbecue and look at each other.

Su Yifan pushed on the gold-rimmed glasses and looked at Xiao Yiyi with a serious frown, "Xiao's second child, regardless of the dose and toxicity, I'm a hooligan. You still study medicine in vain. Don't you have any common sense?"

Xiao Yiyi did not show any weakness, "Laosan Su, I don’t know how you got into the position of academician. The doses are added together. You don’t eat much barbecue for your sister alone, and the content of benzopyrene is not high. high.

However, you have 13 people here. What is the total dose? Have you ever calculated it? "

Su Yifan said calmly and calmly: "Well, I have already calculated it. According to the weight of the ingredients here and the content of benzopyrene that can be produced per unit, the content of benzopyrene in these barbecues is about 8 picograms. .

The Ryukyu Kingdom once did an experiment in which benzopyrene was applied to the ears of rabbits. It was applied until the 40th day, when the total content of benzopyrene used reached 100 micrograms, tumors grew on the rabbits’ ears.

Do you know how many times 100 micrograms is 8 picograms? "

Susici looked at her third and second cousin with a dazed expression, and then quietly asked Xiao Ruan Ruan, "Little dumpling, the third brother and the second cousin are talking about stupid things, and what else is Pique? What is the microgram?"

Xiao Ruanruan approached her sister earnestly and explained: "Benzopyrene is a carcinogen. If you eat too much, you will get cancer. Both micrograms and picograms are units of measurement, just like kilograms."

Susici: "..."

She knows carcinogens, and she knows the unit of measurement, but she still doesn't have any idea about picograms or micrograms.

She shook her head. Forgetting such high-end problems and professional terms, she is not something she needs to understand.

She pulled her soft sleeves, "Little dumpling, while the brothers are arguing, let's slip away!"

Xiao Ruan Ruan nodded in agreement!

The two little guys hunched over and fled out of the gap between the brothers lightly.

They thought they were unaware of ghosts, but in fact, as soon as they left their positions, all the eyes of their brothers had fallen on them.

Su Xiaowu screamed and wanted to stop them, and was covered by Su Yan next to him.

And while Su Yan was covering Su Xiaowu's mouth, she didn't forget to take a picture of Xiao Ruanruan and Su Xiqian's awkward escape with her mobile phone.

When Xiao Ruanruan and Su Xiqian finally breathed free air again, Su Yan also tweeted contentedly.

[Su Yan V] This gang of unwarys scared the two younger sisters, so I can only coax them, saying that the younger sister is too cute and the brothers are too worried about the trouble!

With video.

The single sparks suddenly became happy.

[Hahaha, my brothers are all staring at Xiao Ruan Ruan running away, it's so cute! 】

[It's like I'm hiding and seek with my silly boy, my head is buried in the bed, and my big **** is poking out. I have to pretend that I can't see him. 】

[Hahaha, is only my focus on that pile of food? Isn't this all the elder brother wants to feed the younger sister? It seems that group pets are not so easy to do! 】

[Um... I agree with the upstairs, if I were my sister, I would also have to run away. I don’t even say if I can eat so much, just look at the color of the barbecue, tusk, it’s all black and autumn, brothers, are you sure you are feeding your sister, aren’t you poisoning it? 】

[Yes, yes, especially the fish-shaped black and black thing. Is that thing really grilled with a fish? 】

[Husband, don't you go to coax my sister, do you want to kneel on the washboard? 】

...

However, the joy of Su Yan's Weibo did not last long, and some people ended up slapped in the face.

[Su Yiqing V]: That black fish was grilled by your husband Su Yan? He almost caught the fish in his sister's mouth, and I am now considering whether to give him a family law!

[Hahaha, eldest brother is afraid that it is not the black powder head of brother Su Yan, right? 】

[Brother Su Yan: I don’t want to be demolished, but I don’t want face? 】

...

Here, fans are still underneath Su Yiqing's comments, and Su Ziyuan's comments over there are also rapidly rising.

[Su Ziyuan V]: Su Yan, you have to point your face, your sister is the one who scared away on your own!

Suddenly, under his comment, there were countless people Ai Te Su Yan mocking Su Yan.

Su Yan's Weibo, with the blessing of Su Yiqing and Su Ziyuan's comments, quickly rushed to the hot search.

#苏炎发微博晒妹妹翻车#

#苏家兄弟阋墙, Su Yiqing, Su Ziyuan end and tear Su Yan#

...

Headlines such as these suddenly occupy the top few searches.

However, these do not affect the weekend time for a happy family.

Fang Ning felt boring to touch the crabs, and went ashore to find Su Ziyuan, who was constantly trying to roast the eggplants more deliciously. "My apprentice, I heard that there is also a race track in this resort, let's take a trip?"

Su Ziyuan's face became stiff in an instant, feeling that the hand his aunt put on his shoulder was heavy, and then he received the threatening look in his uncle's eyes...

His face was cold, "Auntie, don't you run away? I didn't ride a bike over today..."

"What's the matter? Just ask your assistant to ride the bike over." Fang Ning said carelessly.

"My assistant is off today." Su Ziyuan's cold expression remained unchanged, but the eye contact with his uncle never stopped.

Fang Ning followed his gaze and looked at her husband, squeezed his fist, squinted and laughed, and walked straight to the world of Xiao.

Standing on tiptoe, an arm was placed on Xiao Shijie's shoulder, "Husband, I forgot, you even won my big apprentice last time, let's go, you run with me!"

"Are you sure you want your husband to run with you? It seems that your waist has been restored." Xiao Shijie turned against the guest, and raised Fang Ning's chin. There was a soft look in his scorching eyes that children like them could not understand. .

Fang Ning looked at the expression of her husband’s husband, her face shuddered, her expression changed, and she quickly supported her waist with one hand: "Oh, oh, my back hurts, it hurts so much..."

Xiao Shijie looked at his wife's exaggerated acting skills, and picked Fang Ning up and held him in his arms. At the same time, he greeted Xiao Yiyi and said: "Xiao's second child, brat, come and show your mother quickly!"

Fang Ning felt Xiao Shijie's big hand rubbing her waist: "..."

This guy clearly knew that she was pretending, and he pretended to rub her, obviously taking the opportunity to wipe oil.

Fang Ning gave Xiao Shijie a strange look.

Xiao Yiyi reluctantly walked over with the medicine box from the car. Since he studied medicine, whenever his precious mother had a headache, he would have to follow it.

"Tsk tusk, what kind of barbecue are we having today? The dog food is full." Su Xiqian sighed, holding her small face.

At this time, Xiaoruan's phone rang and glanced at the caller ID, she was surprised in her beautiful eyes like ice grapes, "Hey, it's Sister Siyan!"

Susie's spirit came in an instant, "Could it be that the spring of the second brother has arrived."

Xiao Ruanruan also glanced at his second brother who was still on the bar with eggplant, and then connected to the phone, "Hey, Sister Siyan."

"Xiao Ruanruan, my sister came to Beijing on a business trip and brought you some gifts. Do you have time now?" Xing Siyan's voice was crisp and gentle.

"Yes!" Xiao Ruanruan nodded, "Sister Siyan, where are you? I'll let my second brother pick you up."

"No, you send me a location, I'll take a taxi to find you."

Hearing Xing Siyan's refusal, Xiao Ruan Ruan did not force too much, Xiao Ni Ruan Ruan Nuo promised: "Good!"

After hanging up the phone, the two little heads of her sister and her sister met and discussed how to match Xing Siyan and Su Ziyuan.

Li Mo'er quickly joined their discussion.

Soon, grandma and aunt also joined in, but none of the five heads could come up with an executable plan.

After all, the two brothers and sister Siyan hadn't expressed their meaning in that regard, and this problem didn't even have the most fundamental focus.

After discussing for a while, there was no result. Grandma and aunt were also disappointed. They pulled Li Mo'er to teach them how to discipline their husbands.

——

"Rumble—"

When a family was enjoying themselves, suddenly, a strange sound rang.

Everyone looked in the direction where the sound came from, and saw a black wild boar rushing down from the mountain on the hillside opposite the stream.

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