Bigshot Cultivator Bewildering People Every Day

Shao Lan made sufficient psychological preparations before opening the door of the room where Shen Qingjiang was imprisoned.

He had previously anticipated the various situations that the other party would show.

Out of his understanding of his nominal "boyfriend", he knew that Shen Qingjiang was still somewhat stubborn.

This kind of stubbornness makes him look a little upright, and if he has a straight face, he will be more like Shao Lan's sweetheart.

But he is not my sweetheart. Shao Lan smiled silently and playfully: He is just a pet, a kitten whose paw has been plucked.

Speaking of it, Shen Qingjiang must have been in a panic. I don't know if he will continue to maintain that useless persistence, or will he rush to beg himself to let him go?

Maybe you will play a little temper... then you need to fix it.

Thinking of that scene, Shao Lan couldn't help but show a smile that could be called malicious.

But if he let him think about all the situations once, he never expected the following situation.

When the locked door was opened, Shao Lan saw a chair facing the door at first glance, while Shen Qingjiang sat upright on that chair, looking at herself with a smile, gesture It's a good time, as if I had expected it.

Seeing Shao Lan coming in, Shen Qingjiang also nodded to him symbolically, his emotions and movements were quite calm.

Shao Lan: "..."

Even him, for a while, was made a little hairy by this unexpected scene.

He was so scared that he recalled on the spot whether Shen Qingjiang had a history of mental illness.

"What are you doing?"

The moment Shao Lan's humiliation blurted out, it overlapped with the voice of the opposite person: "I want to understand."

Shao Lan was taken aback and narrowed his eyes suspiciously: "You said you want to understand?"

"Yes." Shen Qingjiang nodded quickly, "A person lives a lifetime, but in the end it is to eat a bite of rice. I want to understand, now I just want to have a meal."

When will Shen Qingjiang still speak Hubei dialect...

This was the first thought that jumped into Shao Lan's mind.

However, this little thing is really a little less promising than Shao Lan expected. It was just two days of hungry, and it couldn't bear it.

What other methods did he plan to use?

But there are good things to be good, at least being good makes people worry.

"I'm not such an inconsiderate lover. I won't even let you eat." Shao Lan leaned over slightly, with a fake smile on his face, "but you made me very angry...there is nothing about it. Does it mean?"

Shen Qingjiang quickly said: "I will stay in this room from now on, unless you let me go, otherwise I won't go anywhere."

The direction of this performance... is much worse than Shao Lan's automatic dedication. In any case, you have to take the initiative to offer kisses.

But from another perspective, this realization is justified. After all, Shen Qingjiang has always been pure and pure, and it is possible to unexpectedly.

Shao Lan frowned and straightened up and nodded twice at Shen Qingjiang. He lowered his voice and said as a warning:

"Qingjiang, you have always been obedient, so I am willing to trust you. I can forgive you for your previous request to break up...but remember, my trust in you is precious, only once and only once."

Shen Qingjiang nodded obediently, without a word of nonsense, it seemed that he was really hungry.

"Good boy." Shao Lan slowed down his expression timely and gave a soft compliment.

He was well versed in the idea of ​​giving a sweet date to a stick, and asked Shen Qingjiang in a pleasant manner: "What to eat tonight? Do you want to eat oyster porridge?"

This was one of Shen Qingjiang's favorite food before the two broke up.

Shen Qingjiang did not refuse this request. Seeing that face that was so similar to the person in his heart was so cleverly saying yes, Shao Lan only felt that he was in a lot of joy.

"Wait." Shao Lan reached out to touch Shen Qingjiang's face, "Is there anything else you want?"

"Suona." Shen Qingjiang quickly intercepted Shao Lan's hand to prevent him from putting his hand on his face. He raised his head and asked calmly and naturally, "I want a suona."

"...What do you want this for? Don't you learn the tone organ?"

"Pass the time." Shen Qingjiang said lowly. As if thinking of something, he dropped his head, as if he didn't want to face Shao Lan at the moment, "The mouth organ...I don't want to move anymore."

Shao Lan thought he understood, and he showed a smug smile.

"Yes. Qingjiang, your level of willfulness is still within my tolerance... but you know, I won't always be so tolerant."

After leaving this meaningful sentence, Shao Lan turned and left, not forgetting to lock the door twice before leaving.

He just left the room, Luo Jiujiang quickly raised his head and confirmed with the system: [The original owner is a flute, right? ]

[Correct. ] The system added, [But Shao Lan doesn’t remember this, only that the original owner blows the organ because...]

Luo Jiujiang quickly answered: [Because the original owner was a street band with his friends, and he liked it when he played the mouth organ. ]

[Yes. ]

[Shao Lan set a trap for him because the original master’s manner of playing an instrument is very similar to Qianling? ]

[Yes. ]

A clear expression of sigh appeared on Luo Jiujiang's face. His expression changed several times, and finally only turned into a question: [So, how does the manner of blowing the organ resemble the posture of playing the piano? He blind him. ]

Even visitors from outside worlds like him know that the piano, a keyboard instrument, is very different from such a wind instrument!

System 5555: [……] Good question.

It replied reluctantly: [Maybe, the common point is that both require humans to manipulate the black and white keys. ]

Luo Jiujiang vomited: [According to his eyes, just find someone to ride a zebra, maybe it's no different from Qianling. ]

System: [……] I'm afraid not, you are a little too bad.

After the joke was finished, the system performed its duties to remind Luo Jiujiang: [Host, your acting performance just beat 0.01% of the host, and you can get the title of "Not Acting at All". Based on the analysis of Shao Lan's past behavior data, he should have become suspicious on the spot. ]

[It is recommended that the host still act hard to complete the task as soon as possible. ]

Luo Jiujiang thought about how he should answer this question.

He explained euphemistically: [Look, I am a sword repairman. ]

[? ] The system failed to understand what he meant.

[So I'll go over, and I usually do it on the spot if I refuse. ]

Luo Jiujiang said very sincerely: [I can't act in acting, I won't act in this life. Only by drawing the sword and doing it can we solve the scum. ]

system:[……]

System 5555 strives to initiate the final struggle: [But you will always encounter an unmatched enemy, when you need to disguise it...]

[No. ] Luo Jiujiang replied decisively.

System 5555: [……]

[There is no such person. Enemies stronger than me were killed by me. The unmatched opponent was killed by me after leaving it. ]

System 5555: [……]

After much deliberation, he can only give the highest praise in the system industry.

[You are really hungry. ]

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Shao Lan was obviously suspicious of Shen Qingjiang's too calm performance, but he didn't put the matter on the bright side.

He believes that this unexpected reaction is another kind of obscure form of resistance by Shen Qingjiang.

After all, human psychology is a very delicate thing. If you are forced to kneel on the spot, you will inevitably have to find some coordination elsewhere.

This kind of spiritual victory of Ah Q made Shao Lan sneer, but he was not incapable of understanding, and the weak had only this channel to vent.

However, tomorrow is after all the day when his sweetheart agrees to come as a guest. At such a special moment, no amount of precautions cannot be overstated.

Shao Lan had thought that Shen Qingjiang might ask for a musical instrument for help, but Shen Qingjiang is currently imprisoned in the villa's subsidiary complex, and the piano he prepared for his sweetheart is placed in the main house.

The soundproofing effect of the villa is very good. The distance between the two buildings is almost the difference between the two buildings in the normal community. Shao Lan does not think that Shen Qingjiang can use musical instruments to ask for help.

Just like Shen Qingjiang said, it can pass him the time.

Of course, Shao Lan added an extra lock to Shen Qingjiang's door just in case.

——He adds ten more locks to no avail.

Luo Jiujiang forced the spiritual force into a needle shape, and inserted three or four "spiritual probes" into the keyhole at the same time, one by one corresponding to the springs required for unlocking.

Just listen to the click, the door that once made Shen Qingjiang desperately closed the door suddenly opened.

System 5555 is obviously a little surprised about this: [I think the host will choose a simpler way. ] For example, directly punch the door open.

Luo Jiujiang corrected the misconception of the system: [I have a lot of skills. ]

There was also an iron chain hanging on the door handle, and Luo Jiujiang only glanced at it and easily opened it in the same way.

He took out the iron chain and threw it on the ground, Luo Jiujiang turned around and picked up the suona, gradually showing an evil smile on his face.

Shao Lan, who grew up with a golden spoon in his hand, went to private colleges since childhood. He has been studying abroad since high school. He is familiar with Western concert venues and is also a guest at the Opera House.

He read Hume well, mocking Kant and Rousseau. I feel that Socrates is nothing more than a fancier who can't defend himself, and Freud is just a poor man who failed to sell his ideas at a good price.

In summary, as a gentleman who had been educated in the West since he was a child, Shao Lan made a fatal mistake: he didn't know enough about his motherland.

He still doesn't know what level of lethal weapon the musical instrument suona born in this ancient country is.

If the piano is the prince of musical instruments, and the violin is the queen of musical instruments, then Suona is the gangster of musical instruments.

This is an individual with strong penetrating power and full of timbre to match the entire band!

As a musical instrument that can blow the full moon, even the first seven, and blow people out of the womb and into the coffin, the existence of Suona is inevitable.

Luo Jiujiang didn't even have to walk out of the door. He copied Suona in his palm and knocked it twice, just standing at the door, holding his breath—

Suddenly, the piano faded and the voice was dull, and a suona went through the sky!

In the main building of the villa, Han Qianling was surprised to let go of his hand that had just touched the keyboard, while Shao Lan suddenly turned his head!

Shao Lan still didn't know at this time. From the moment the big gangster in the musical instrument industry was blown, the fierce and high-spirited tune suddenly hovered over the villas. This scene was basically nothing to him.