Boy Magical Girl Retired Hero Returns

"Then I'll go first, and I have to go to the hospital in the afternoon." "I sorted my things, put the papers in my bag, and got ready to slip away.

"No

, I've always had a little itching lately, go to the gynecology department." "

I said goodbye to the two of them, picked up my school bag, prepared to eat, and then went to the hospital to get my number.

The bag is quite large, but it is not heavy, and there are not many things. As a college student, I think school bags are convenient, and women's bags are too small to fit large books and the like. So I have always been accustomed to backpacking, saving things can not be loaded, go to the supermarket to buy snacks can also be directly packaged with books, save money to buy plastic bags.

After the transformation, my shoulders are not as wide as when I was a boy, and my originally small school bag now looks a little wider.

After lifting the transformation, my body can eat anything, and I take this opportunity to solve lunch. The body of a pregnant woman cannot stand many things, and it will be very troublesome to find food outside.

In my eyes, lemon-flavored carbonated drinks are my first favorite, and my second favorite is Fat House Happy Water. I drink carbonated drinks only sugary and am not used to the taste of sugar-free drinks.

Frozen carbonated drinks bubble on the tip of the tongue, taking away the heat and refreshing. Another bite of tripe, crisp and refreshing. Whenever this happens, I always think of the happiness of the ancients when they ate pickles and rolled tofu.

Pickles rolling tofu, not ordinary pickles, but with marinated pickles of water, boiled and refined into soup, that taste, even male me, can not stand it. However, the ancients' intake of protein and umami was very low, so pickles rolled tofu was delicious for ordinary people in ancient times.

I, as an ordinary and plain-looking male college student, was already happy to have happy water and lemon-flavored carbonated drinks to drink, and enough delicious animal protein intake. So I have never understood the meaning of taking photos on the Internet, isn't food delicious the most important?

After eating, I poured carbonated drinks into it in one breath and set off, the gynecological hospital.

The Magical Girl Gynecology Hospital is newly built, giving priority to magical girls who have participated in the magical girl war, as well as members of the magical girl army and the academy. The main business is gynecology, after all, many male magical girls often have gynecological diseases because of physiological common sense.

Although many things can be checked on the Internet, many things are not thought of needing to be done before encountering, let alone looking up on the Internet.

After taking off my rank, I took the number and lined up as usual, waiting for my turn. Looking around, there were several students, obviously magical girls in the third district of the former magical girl academy. Is it because they live more with the bodies of magical girls, or do those magical girls in the male area not pay attention to their female body problems?"

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It was my turn, and after I went in, I briefly told the doctor about the problem. After the middle-aged female doctor checked it, she asked a strange question: "Do you never wipe when you go

to the toilet?" Ah this, I have always shaken and cleaned and wear pants, do girls need to wipe?

I recalled that when I was in high school, some girls did not carry paper, and most girls did bring paper to the toilet, and I thought they were all big at the time.

Listening to my words, the doctor was a little speechless, recently came a lot of magical girls from elementary school or junior high school, the common disease is as boys, I don't know that girls need to wipe clean after going to the toilet, and then it leads to urinary tract infections.

"Urinary tract infection, give you some medicine, remember to wipe it after going to the toilet later." "

After alerting me, the doctor turned on the computer and started prescribing my medication. Embarrassingly, I, a college student, don't even know this bit of physiological common sense, and I feel that my common sense is a little lacking.

Thinking about it, I suddenly found a question, do girls wipe from front to back or from back to front?

In the spirit of searching the Internet if there is a problem, I found the answer, it turned out to be like this.

After taking the medicine, I walked out slowly, thinking that today would end so peacefully, and what happened later made me find myself too optimistic.

Planning to walk back to the residence, passing by the funeral home, different people are sending their relatives inside with a solemn face.

Whenever I encounter the scene of sending corpses, I can't help but think of the brothers who sacrificed; war is cruel, but not only on the frontal battlefield, once there is a disorder in the rear, there will be a large number of victims. This is also the reason why a large number of civilians died because of the dark pile of the Witch era before the counterattack on the witch era.

Speaking of which, the Ocean Witch also has a black history that has been condemned by public opinion because of her handling of the dark pile. Maybe she left the magical girl army because of that incident.

Many times, it is not a question of wrong and right, but a matter of responsibility after something happens. If I had been there, maybe I would have given the order. After all, the lives of tens of thousands of civilians, compared with the hundreds of schoolboy magical girls who were induced to take a crooked path by the witch era and planned to slaughter civilians, who chooses who to choose and who is in that position, everyone will be forced to make a choice.

There was a strange roar in the funeral home, this sound did not look like a human

, what happened? Alert, I immediately put my bag into the magic space, and rushed into the funeral home with brisk steps, and countless people rushed out in fear.

I sense a magic fluctuation, this thing is... The

remnants of the Witch Age have been really uneasy lately, and I sighed tiredly, and after there were fewer people, I walked inside. The alarm had been sounded outside, and everyone nearby rushed to the bomb shelter to avoid being affected by the battle of the magical girl.

Near the location of the mana, small mana points are slowly moving towards me, corpses, dead people driven by magic, slowly approaching the living creatures.

"I'm sorry. "I apologized softly to the corpse, even though no one could hear it.

The hairpin flew out of my palm, poked the corpse's brain, and detonated.

The flesh and skin of the corpse quickly blackened into something like toner because of the explosion, making the ground black. The bones, which were originally the driving force, stood firmly in place, and the bones were shining with a strange light.

Behind the white bones, more corpses came out, the whole thing was like a thriller game scene, slightly scary.

Well, I am not bold, I am used to seeing corpses on the battlefield, and the scene in front of me really does not scare me. If you want me to be afraid, I should come out with some bugs or something mentally polluting.

Turning around lightly and flying, the skeleton was kicked and shattered by me, exploded, and flew to the ground. I don't know how many corpses there are, and if there are many corpses, it will be troublesome to handle.

I stretched out my finger, and the magic ejected, one after another, and the bullet hit the chest of the corpse with precision, and then exploded. One after another, the corpses that moved were blown up by me, shattered to the ground, and turned into bone fragments and black ash.

My mana bullets are different from ordinary magical girls, and the power and accuracy of ordinary magical girls are far from comparable to our group of numbered witches.

One by one, the concentrated corpses were destroyed, and the ground was covered with bone fragments and black dust, which looked strange. Alas, when the time comes to clean and find the relatives of the bones, some are busy, and the staff of the funeral home will have to work overtime.

Over there in the freezer, the source of magic power poured out, are there so many corpses here?

Half an hour later, I was on the ground, and the magical reaction inside the funeral home had disappeared. Hundreds of corpses, active by mana instillation, ended by mana bullets. Really, it's hard to put into words.

Applause came from far and near, and a girl with a pale face and unhealthy visible to the naked eye walked up to me dullly. The footsteps are very light, and suddenly appearing in front of people will definitely be very scary.

"Yes, one person can easily solve hundreds of zombies, which is worthy of being a heavenly witch who destroyed the organization's plan. "

The enemy's praise comes from the heart, but it does carry great hatred. After all, I personally destroyed her own sister, the neurotic bloody witch in the war of the East Island Country a year ago.

"What evil plan do you have when you come here?" I didn't let my guard down and questioned sharply.

"What is positive and what is evil?" the White Bone Witch was not as crazy as her sister, like a young high school girl who liked philosophy.

"The wanted white bone witch, famous for her evil deeds, came here today and actually wants to discuss good and evil with me?" I

have a very bad impression of her and her sister, both of whom have a somewhat outrageous value, the sister is because of her own experience and strange proclivities, while the younger sister is following her sister and is herself a literate female hooligan herself.

"Well, I just want to talk to my sister-killer, don't you think, you can't talk about me with a righteous heart, right?" The

White Bone Witch is quite confident in her ability to debate, but unfortunately it is useless, her sister's affairs, everyone will think that it is evil.

"Back then, when the magical girl first appeared, your sister was just an ordinary female high school student. The only difference between your sister and other high school girls is that your sister likes to watch bloody videos.

Your sister's hobbies are known by girlfriends. The girlfriend was not surprised, but felt that it was a personal hobby, as long as it did not affect reality, it should respect the privacy of the hobby, which is good.

One day, when your sister was out of school, she saw a corpse on the road with knives next to it. Your sister did not call the police immediately, but did not hold back, picked up a knife and cruelly abused the corpse, which is evil. "

I recalled, clearly the evil of the bloody witch.

The White Bone Witch was happy, she was not worried about reinforcements coming at all?

"Yes, I don't deny it, and then what?" "

Then, your sister walked into the trap of the vengeful witch, her abuse of the corpse, and the crazy laugh on her face, was completely recorded by the camera, including the liquid flowing from under her skirt.

After that, the vengeful witch came to your sister's classroom, released the video, and posted the video on the Internet, although it was quickly blocked, but your sister's face has been remembered by netizens.

Your sister's girlfriend is a single-parent family, and the corpse that day is the mother who loves her best friend in the world. The girlfriend picked up the chair angrily and wanted to smash your sister. Your sister was granted the power of a magical girl by the vengeful witch at that time, the power of loss of control, and with a gentle push, she pushed her girlfriend into the wall. The flesh and blood of a girlfriend's death are blurred, and this is a sin.

"That's right, my best friend's death is the beginning of my sister's loss of control. But that was really caused by a miss, and she really had no malice towards her good girlfriend.

I snorted coldly and retorted: "Since there is no malice, why don't you stand there and let your girlfriend beat? Magical girls will not be injured because of chairs and high school girls' beatings, moreover, it is normal for her to be beaten by girlfriends like this, right?

On that day, the entire class was slaughtered by the bloody witch, and the good class became a purgatory on earth, this is a great evil, your sister's sin!"

"At that time, she had a mental problem out of control, and after that?"

After that, isn't it that the bloody witch joined the witch era, and people died everywhere because of your sister, and your sister took pleasure in blood, and she was one of the few people who couldn't tell the difference between reality and falsehood, and brought blood to reality!

If it's just a person neurotic, forget it, the Bloody Witch also trains members of the Witch Age in various ways in the Witch Age, so that they can slaughter people who do not have the ability to magical girls as training.

I really didn't treat ordinary humans as people, regarded themselves as superior special creatures, and induced a bunch of magical girls! This is evil!"

I said more and more angrily, roaring; thinking back to my care and education of my juniors, probably because of this, I was so afraid of the magical girls of my juniors going crooked.

"Good. "

Yes, punish the evil of the witch age and bring order to the world, is this not justice, or what?" The

white bone witch squatted down, grabbed a handful of black ash in her hand, stood up, and spread her hands to scatter it. The wind blew and black ash spread in the air, staining our clothes and affecting my breathing.

I covered my mouth and nose and coughed a few times, what was she going to do again.

"If only a small percentage of people like big fish and meat, that's a waste of luxury. If everyone likes big fish and meat when they have the conditions, is that still called luxury?

But if everyone likes beautiful flesh, is it still called objectifying women?

It's all human desires, who do you really think is nobler than whom?" The

White Bone Witch really wanted to refute me from this level, which is interesting.

"The desires of normal people are not excessive, nor can they affect others. If you overdo it, you will harm yourself and affect others, and you will be taught to be a person.

Your sister's problem is that she brought that strange set of desires to reality, affecting the normal life and normal education of others!"

"That's a good point, but I still have to avenge my sister who hurt me. It's better to be more reasonable before you fight me, maybe I won't have a chance to listen to it later. "

White Bone Witch, is she trying to delay time?

Don't say prevent you from stalling for time, even if the time is now, I don't want to say it anymore.

I don't want to reason with you, you don't deserve to hear it!" my

voice echoed through the hall, deafening and imposing.