Breaking The Fourth Walls

Oscars POV…

As the author snapped his fingers I was instantly teleported out of that seemingly endless room and reappeared next to the stage while everything continued from where it left off. In fact, to everyone here they did not notice that I had gone somewhere. But that did not bother me as I wanted to see my status at the moment just to make sure that the author did not lie.

Oscar: Siri status

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General:

Name: Oscar (Ao si ca)

Age: 8 years old

Spirit rank: Rank 48 Spirit Ancestor

Spirit: Sausage (Space: 89%, Unknown)

Spirit abilities: Able to increase, heal, and boosts stats of any allies by consuming it

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Stats:

Strength: 620 (100 strength for the peak of each stage)

Speed: 450 (100 for the peak of each stage)

Intelligence: 150

Vitality: 400 (100 for the peak of each stage)

Will power: Maxed out

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Items:

Storage Space: 4x8 meters (Upgradeable)

Martial arts manual: Mortal stage (39%: Rare stage)

(Moves from; Tai chi, Kenpo, Karate, Judo, Muay Thai, Capoeira, etc)

{Combined into; ZuiZhong Yidong or ultimate moves}

Weapons manual: Mortal item (18%: Normal stage)

{Sword proficiency: 80%}, {Hammer proficiency: 100%}

Body refining manual: Mortal Stage (50%: Gold Body)

Heaven and earth cultivation manual: Mortal stage (40%)

World shaking culinary skills: Mortal stage (60%: Epic stage)

Godly cooking sets: Mortal stage (15%)

Blacksmith manual: Mortal stage (20%)

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Oscar: Huh, Siri nothing really changed

Siri: Well the author did say he would just rearrange status but not change it, anyways does this make more sense host

Oscar: Okay but why did he change the food wars cooking skill to world shaking culinary skills

Siri: This is due to the combination of the spirit essence control you had and the food wars cooking skill.

Oscar: Of course, it is anything else

Siri: Does host wish to see the stats the author made personally for you

Oscar: Ok

I then saw the progression of the stats the author made, I was shocked but knowing him for a short while it makes sense.

Oscar: So, this is his way making it up to me, by making me a freaking author

Siri: Apparently once you become an author you will no longer be within the authors control, meaning you will have the freedom to choose you own path.

Oscar: Did he leave any messages for me.

Siri: He did, do you wish to hear it host

Oscar: Yes

Siri then projected the video message in my head for me to watch.

Author: Is this thing on, ok Oscar you probably already know about the last stage and yes that is my gift to you. You should know that once you become an author you won't be under anyone's control including me. I only hope that you can reach this stage as it is full of adversity and challenges, so good luck and go change your destiny.

For as long as I knew the guy that this was the first time he has ever shown any compassion in his words.

Author: I'm just kidding, hahaha I was so serious for a second there, anyways just try and reach my level. Also, don't worry about dying after all I can just reincarnate you or something, Bahahaha you're probably getting angry over this, but I don't care, so screw you later.

I spoke too soon, I then made my way through the crowd who were all congratulating me for winning that victory against the Golden metal restaurant. But I kept on putting a false smile as I did not enjoy doing what I did to Chu Dong, I then saw long tian and long Yun facing a stranger in a cloak with a smug on their face. As I was about a few meters away from them they saw and started making their way towards me.

Long tian: Big brother congratulations on winning

Oscar: Yeah, I guess you could say that

I said as I was still occupied from the match earlier

Long Yun: You okay big brother

Oscar: Yeah, I'm just a bit tired from the match

I lied as I saw Long tian turning to face the stranger next to them

Long tian: See I told you our big brother would win

MP: Yeah, yeah you said that already

Oscar: Umm, long tian are you going to introduce us

Long tian: Oh, sorry big bro, but this guy actually doubted your cooking skills and he did not even tell us his name.

MP: That's because you didn't ask

The man in the cloak then took off his hood and revealed his face making me shocked and wondering why he is here.

Flender: My name is Flender a very charismatic and charming business man

Oscar: More like a problematic and extorting conman

Flender: Did you say something

Oscar: Oh nothing, so what brings you the city of metal

Flender: I am actually here to advertise my academy for children who are monsters

Oscar: Wait you have an academy

Flender: Yes, are you interested

Oscar: Maybe, does this academy of yours have a name

Flender: Yes it does, it is called… the money making academy for those who wish to extort others

Oscar/long tian/long Yun: "…"

Flender: What, is something wrong with the name

Long tian/Long Yun: Bahahaha

Flender: What, what are you brats laughing at

Oscar: Exactly what kind of monster are you talking about

Flender: Well the kind who have the d.e.s.i.r.e for making money as well as cultivation

Long tian/Yun: Bahahaha

Oscar: Um mister Flender-

Flender: Just Flender will do

Oscar: Okay um Flender, maybe you should change the name a bit

Flender: Huh? Why what's wrong with its current name

Oscar: Well three reasons really, 1. It is too long, 2. It sounds more like a school for people who are desperate for even a single coin to end up in their pocket, and 3. It's just ridiculous.

Flender: Then what do you suggest

Oscar: Hmm, I think it should be named Shrek academy

Flender: Hmm the name of the most feared spirit beast in the sunset forest

Oscar: What do you think

Flender: It's perfect, since it will be named after a monster the students who attend it must also be monsters. However, I still think that the "money making academy for those who wish to extort others" sounds better.

Oscar: No, it doesn't

Flender: So, do you want to join or not

Oscar: Of course

Flender: That's great, then of course the school fee will be as well as the deposit--

He then began extorting me of my money and before I knew it the prize money I just earned was already within his palms. I was speechless at this man for being so shameless even when we have just met. I then had to tell him that I needed more time to finish up here in Gengxin City,

Oscar: Can I ask you something

Flender: Why of course, after all you are my favourite student umm, uhm, oh yeah race car

Oscar: It's Oscar

Flender: Oh right, I knew that

Oscar: I need to finish things up here first

Flender: How long

Oscar: 2 years at most

Flender: Alright fine, if you arrive any later than that you will have to pay 10 times as much as the money I have in my hands.

Oscar: Uh, fine I will be there but where is it located exactly

Flender: It is located in the outskirts of Suotuo city

After he was done telling me where the academy is located he then left, I wonder if anything has changed with them. Well since the author can't let me have a plot that I know of, might as well gather the only people that I know of who can help me shake this world to it's core. The seven devils of Shrek academy, however I hope that I can gather all of it's members. I mean First off, I'm not sure if any of them will gather there but I will try to make it that way.

So, I know that none of them might have the same background as I know them by, but what if I can find them and convince them to join then I will be able to make my dream team. In my old world I was a huge fan of the seven devils of Shrek, and I would want to have what they have, a bond. However, before I can think of that, I need to get back to the topic at hand I don't have any grocery money.

Oscar: Hey do you guys have any money

Long tian/Yun: Of course, that is why we followed you, Big bro

Oscar: Ok then what do you guys want to eat

Long tian/Yun: Of course, the noodle you made

Oscar: Fine let's go

Meanwhile…

After Flender left the stage with the prize money in his possession, he then saw the two people who had accompanied him here. A chubby, fat boy with red hair and pimples all over his face who was holding and eating chicken feet at the moment. Next to him was a buffed man with a military cut hair and was currently folding his arms and looking for someone, probably Flender.

Flender: Oh, there you are I tried to find you guys

Zhao wuji: What do you mean here we are we have been trying to find you for the past 6 hours

Ma hongjun: Yeah, we have been looking for you everywhere master

Flender: Oh shut up both of you, you should be grateful because I have recruited another member of our academy.

Zhao wuji: So where is he/she

Flender: He will be late, but not only is he talented he is someone who has such a great naming talent

Ma hongjun: What do you mean

Flender: Well from now on our academy will be known as Shrek academy.

Ma hongjun: What, but I thought you liked the name I made

Flender: "Giving all of your food for this young lord to eat academy" is not a name, it's a problem

Zhao wuji: I know right

Flender: Yours was not any better

Zhao wuji: What do you mean, "Getting extremely ripped and oversized with having too much muscles to show" school is a totally legitimate name.

Flender: Oh spare me the bullshit, that's about as wrong as a titled douluo being the weakest thing in this world. Anyways I think my naming of the school is way better than any of yours.

Zhao wuji/ Ma hongjun: "The money-making academy for those who wish to extort others", is not a name it's a d.e.s.i.r.e

Flender: Whatever from now on it will be known as Shrek academy, now let's go my wife and precious princess daughter are probably waiting for me as we speak.

Zhao wuji and ma hongjun shivered at the mention of those two devils, they were the reason why they would never leave the academy unless they had a death wish.