C-class Hybrids Forced To Slay Dragons

There are some strange moments in this world that can make people feel the absurdity of life in a very real way.

For example, Crow and Fuuma Kotaro finally walked through nearly six hours of dangerous and boring game process, and got the golden treasure chest hidden at the bottom of the level, but there were only potato chips and figures in it.

Defeat the boss and get top equipment, this is a regular comedy; it is a tragedy that your companions turn against each other because of wealth; there is a note in the box telling you that the one who has just been killed is the future you, this is a suspense drama.

And if the boxes are potato chips and 2D figures, they're definitely in an absurd game.

The two did not hesitate, and both chose to take a large bag of potato chips. There has never been a way to replenish food on this train, and high-calorie chips could at least make a difference.

As customs clearers, a small imprint of what appears to be Longwen appeared on the weapons of the two of them. The shape is roughly a small five-pointed star?

They also have to leave the train, but fortunately they don't have to go into the dark to accumulate "loneliness", and the enhancement level of the weapon will also remain 1/4, so there is no need to delete the number and retrain.

The crow and the old man were leaning on the platform bench, and the emergency exit behind them was not clear as expected.

They are all experienced in battles, and they are not panicked when they encounter such a situation. More, in fact, a little confused.

According to conventional thinking, you should at least find some clues on how to get out of trouble after customs clearance. The planners of the "game" seem determined to let them continue to play this crap.

"Would you like to try my cucumber chips?"

The crow handed the bag of potato chips to the old Feng Mo, and there was only the sound of crunching potato chips on the cold platform.

I really ate it. After working so hard for so long, if I don't eat all the potato chips, I feel even worse. Feng Mo also opened his original potato chips and handed them to the crow.

After Mr. Feng Mo's abdication, many places have changed significantly compared to the old man who was too fierce.

Crow is a little cranky. I don't know if the idiot Yasha is serious, and when will he be able to reach the platform of the terminal.

"Senior Fengmo, maybe it's a little rude, but I've always wanted to ask, why did you monitor your home on a large scale?"

This is the fundamental reason why Fengmo Kotaro was impeached and his final status was not guaranteed. However, in the accountability of the family, the old ninja always had a stinky face and did not explain any substantive content.

The old man was silent for a moment.

"that power."

"There is no high-sounding reason. The root of doing that kind of thing is my thirst for power."

The crow was a little surprised by the excessive calmness of the old wind demon.

He stuffed a few chips into his mouth and continued:

"As for the other reasons, there is barely one more. I don't trust the parents very much."

Crow: "Mr. Masamune?"

"No, I don't trust either Masamune Tachibana or Genji. A descendant of the Tachibana family who suddenly appeared and claimed that he had found the blood of the emperor left behind. No matter how many years have passed, I can't completely believe this statement.

At that time, everyone in the family was overwhelmed by the existence of the 'Emperor'. After that person left, the family had not existed for too many years. Over the next few years, our war with the ghouls intensified, and I became more and more suspicious of the parents.

In fact, Nanami and Genichiro had similar suspicions, but they didn't show it. "

Patriarch Sakurai and Patriarch Ryoma? The crow was even more surprised, shouldn't the relationship between these three be the Shura field?

The old wind demon shook his head and stopped talking about this topic. Even if Tachibana Masamune really had a problem, he was already dead, and Feng Mo couldn't find him to blame.

Moreover, he couldn't deny that in the almost irrational war between the main clan and the ferocious ghosts, the mentality of the five small clan heads became obviously unbalanced, and the chaotic and swollen hearts became uncontrollable.

If that war hadn't ended unexpectedly, it's hard to imagine how horrific things would have turned out to be. At that time, their generation will be nailed to the pillar of shame of the Sheqi Bajia forever.

When the two fell into silence, a man with a sturdy physique and a giant nail clipper ran towards them, holding a figure of Robin in One Piece in his right hand.

"Are you an idiot! Are you **** ready to feed your hunger with a manual?"

"But I like pirates very much. Before thinking about it, my hand has already taken it."

Yasha sat next to the crow very naturally, and took a large stack of potato chips unceremoniously, causing the crow's blood pressure to soar.

This bastard, Yasha, will do it because he knows that he will be able to eat potato chips in the crow. The limited intelligence of this guy is all in this useless place.

Yaksha: "Any clues?"

"What did you meet in the first carriage, is that the tattooed brawny guy?"

"Yes, he is the one after killing Jiutou Bird. It always feels like he and Jiutou Bird are not using their full strength."

Crow had some guesses.

"The only food we've found in the game so far is a bag of chips as a reward at the end of the game.

Think about it, although it's nothing right now, even a bag of potato chips is an extremely critical resource after many rounds of this boring game and everyone is starving.

Cut down the difficulty and let the three players who were the first to reach the first carriage clear the level by releasing water. We hope that we will inform others that there is a small amount of food at the bottom of the level. In this case, no matter how badly the game is designed, players will sooner or later move forward desperately. "

Yasha smacked his thigh, and such a game designer must be a heinous bastard.

"What about those figurines?"

the wind demon asked.

"Potato chips represent material needs, while figurines represent spiritual needs. In this extremely harsh environment, even if the figurines are far more expensive than potato chips, almost no one will give the contestants a prize.

The people who designed the game were laughing at the people trapped here.

For a small bag of potato chips, people have to work hard again and again to clear extremely boring games, and many people can't even pass the level, and those beautiful figures are there, but most people don't. powerless to touch. "

It turns out that this is not the life of the majority of social animals? Yasha found that the designer of the game was really nasty to the extreme. The name of the train was the game, but it was actually a projection of cruel reality.

......

However, Fenrir made the game bad because he was really bad, and no one had helped write the game plan.

As for providing food and hunger, he simply forgot about it. Due to the special properties of this Nibelung root, a huge amount of earth elements has never stopped pouring to the ground, which can be used to support the basic energy consumption of the body, and the people inside will not starve to death.

But their bodies will continue to dry up until they can no longer squeeze out a trace of loneliness, and their spirits will completely wither, leading to physical death.

If it weren't for the Nibelungen's function of supplementing physical energy with land elements, Fenrir, whose body was half bound in the rock wall, would have starved to death just because of Yemengarde's occasional delivery of meals, and all the ferrets would have to eaten up by him.

As for potato chips and figurines, they were the best prizes he could offer. As the Dragon King, Fenrir would not use trash-like gold and silver as a prize for the winner, and he would definitely be reluctant to give up the TV set and gaming helmet.

......

"If we repeat this over and over again, it's not much different from a hamster, and it's just a joke to the **** watching behind the scenes. We have to figure out the real way to pass the level, we need a breakthrough."

Feng Mo: "That inexplicable Weiwei."

"Yeah, there's definitely something wrong with that guy. Doesn't look very smart, but he's definitely connected to the game designer. We're going to find him, control him, and get the game controller clues from him."

In the end, you still have to rely on your own fists.

It is a pity that there is no professional cement mixer here. Without this, the efficiency of extracting confessions would drop by at least 70%.

"That guy is very strong, we have to be fully prepared before dealing with him, after all, our goal is to catch him alive.

After the first playthrough, the weapon still retains a quarter of its buff. If we do a good job of physical distribution, we can clear the level within four hours.

According to the physical strength of the hybrid, plus the energy supplement of potato chips, we can clear the level twice, and try to catch the boss alive on the fourth level. "

Feng Mo and Yaksha nodded. Attempting to capture a boss alive carries quite an unknown risk, and they have to be patient.

"Yaksha, how are your nail clippers now?"

Yasha used his back to remove the oversized nail clipper with the length of the forearm, and the nail clipper had an extra layer, which looked like a little scumbag.

In other words, if it is strengthened like this, it may become an enlarged version of the inferior multi-function saber. Barely usable...

The three set foot on the stopped train together and re-entered the last carriage.

The nine-headed bird carved out the gold coins with a click, and condensed into three golden square plaques with three words on them, "Second Zhoumu".

Fenrir was overjoyed when he saw that someone finally started to attack the second game. It turned out that his game was quite likable.

After all, it is nominally the second week, if all the levels are the same as before, it will appear that he is not serious and unprofessional. Fenrir struggled to figure out how to make some levels look different.

This also explains why Yasha saw a three-headed ghost car bird whose whole body was painted dark blue in the same carriage before.

The paint on it has not dried completely, and it will fade when it is beaten. It is weak and helpless.

......

The two-week and three-week guides were faster than the crow estimated, and the total time spent was less than 7 hours.

Most of the players trapped here have heard that there are three powerful players who are crazy "experience brushing".

Many opponents saw weapons with obviously different specifications in their hands, and they all lay down and conceded defeat after two plays, and each round ended very quickly.

But with their repeated strategies, the three discovered an unexpected phenomenon: this bad game is indeed gradually improving.

In the second week, monsters in individual levels began to have short lines, especially Weiwei at the bottom of the level, who could stammer out a lot of lines.

After taking a half-hour break and entering the third week, the three found that some of the carriages had been decorated and painted with different styles, and the special props available in the game had gradually become more diverse.

No matter who the game organizer is, he is really optimizing the player's game experience at this time, although he is only trying to make the little train game progress from a super bad game to a big bad game.

This was the first time Fenrir had designed and organized a game on his own without the help of his sister. It was a little chaotic at first, but now at least it has gradually stabilized.

The younger brother Long was inexplicably proud of his corpse guarding the small train. However, his rapid progress is due to three particularly active players as playtesters.

He will add the lime-flavored potato chips in his collection to the optional range, which is the highest reward given to mankind by the Dragon King Fenrir.

"Can the last level of the four-week game be completed by the three of us?"

The three had arrived in the second carriage one after another, and the crow questioned Weiwei tentatively.

"Yes, but the relative difficulty will also increase."

The three nodded to each other, clenching their weapons.

Yasha is responsible for standing at the front and using multifunctional nail clippers to interfere with the boss's sight.

The crow's finger tiger has been strengthened into a style similar to that of a dragon's claw, and the claw blade alone is nearly ten centimeters long.

Old Taro's weapon is still the chain hammer, but the weight of the metal ball and the chain has doubled several times, which is the key to catching the boss alive.

"3, 2, 1... rush!"

"I am the strongest warrior of the Huns, Yeye, brother of the warrior Weiwei! Our souls are imprisoned on this train, waiting for the real warriors to release our souls!"

Crow: How did the soul of the Huns get bound to the little train? And you just changed the hairstyle and weapon, the rest is exactly the same as the previous Weiwei.

Fenrir manipulated the corpse to resist Yasha's nail clippers, and at the same time did not forget to read the lines he had written so hard. It took me a long time to say two sentences, no more.

Yasha opened all the multi-functional blades of the nail clipper, like a peacock opening its screen, and slashed continuously towards the tall corpse guard.

The crow used his recklessness to hide his figure behind Yaksha, waiting for an opportunity to attack from the blind spot, trying to use the dragon claw and the tiger to give the corpse a fatal blow.

"Yeah" used an oversized naginata. The crescent-shaped curved blade traced a meteor-like trajectory in the carriage. It was so powerful that it was very difficult for the Yaksha to block it. It would be terrible to use a nail clipper as a shield.

Fenrir didn't notice it, maybe because he watched too many times, his style of play became more and more like a crow and a yaksha. The three moves are inseparable, no matter how ugly the action is, as long as it can confuse the opponent.

But the most proficient he used was Wang Baquan (knife). It was summed up in years of street fights, and the indescribable personal insight was passed on to Fenrir like light from Raven and Yaksha through repeated video teaching.

At the disadvantage, but the crow is not anxious. He and Yasha are essentially decoys for the battle plan, and the real killer comes from the old Taro hiding in the dark.

As expected of an old ninja with decades of experience in the industry, in such a small space, the crow is not quite sure of his existence.

Yasha suddenly dropped the nail clipper and passed through the gap between Zombie Shou's arms, hitting the opponent's waist heavily. Fenrir, who lost his balance, swayed, and the overly long Naginata got stuck in the iron sheet of the side wall.

Now!

The heavy chain hammer descended from the sky with a strange arc. The old man, who was hooked on the corner of the roof with one hand and one foot, used the chains to bypass several important joints of the corpse guard, and relying on the inertia of the falling, he pulled the corpse guard and rushed towards the crow and Yaksha.

The three of them worked together to pull the chain and suddenly exerted their strength. In a roar, the burly and unhuman corpse fell to the ground.

"Now! Haunt him!"

Suddenly, Fenrir, who had a temper, turned the corpse into full power, and the muscles in his body swelled and knotted.

boom!

The chain broke into dozens of knots, knocking the three upside down.

A game peripheral card that happened to fall out of Yasha's pocket.

"You guys play this too? Origins?"