Call Me Daddy

Zhang Lang stared at the ever-increasing popularity of the live broadcast room of Sujia snack shop, his eyes were red with jealousy.

There is so much customer traffic, if he were the one who opened the restaurant, he would definitely not set the price of the dishes so low. Vegetarian dishes are 6-12 yuan, and the prices of meat dishes vary according to the cost of the ingredients themselves. Most of them are within 20 yuan. , only a few of the season's plump seafood may be slightly more expensive, although the portion of each dish is not large, which is the portion of an ordinary fast food restaurant, but judging from the positioning of this restaurant's current popular Internet celebrity restaurant, the price is still too high low.

According to Zhang Lang's idea, the set meal for one meat and two vegetables is at least 120 yuan, and the set meal for two meat and two vegetables is 150. If there is seafood, you can name it a high-end seafood set. Is the price more than two hundred? Just like that, he still thinks it's cheap, other online celebrity stores, which ones don't cost two or three hundred per person.

How much does cooking cost? As far as the current popularity of the snack shop in Sujia, the monthly income of one million is appropriate

He didn't go to the restaurant to taste the food, but he thinks that such a small restaurant can be such a powerful chef. At most, it tastes better than ordinary street restaurants, but it is still not as good as a serious chef. Craftsmanship, the reason why this online celebrity shop is popular is because of Su Tianyuan's face. He doesn't speak, but just performs chopping vegetables on camera. This is the road to fame that suits him.

So Zhang Lang thought that as long as he snatched Su Tianyuan over, and then used his current fame to open another Internet celebrity restaurant, and hired a few skilled chefs to sit in the town, he could replicate the current hot dining situation of Su's snack shop.

As for those Internet celebrities who love you live, how could it be possible to confiscate Su’s promotion fee? He has a bunch of small Internet celebrities under his own name, and he has also approached many promotion cooperations. The hype is so exaggerated, looking at the voracious eating, the acting is too much.

As for the other passers-by on the sidelines, they might be hired actors, or they might just be innocent fans.

Some young people have become irrational after chasing stars. If you give him a bowl of white rice in front of him, he can eat it as a delicacy. Therefore, Zhang Lang firmly believes that what he sees in the camera is unbelievable. Trust your common sense.

There is also Sujia, that old man Su Tianyuan actually made himself a person who has never been in the kitchen and is a chef. Isn’t he afraid of overturning? How can there be such a person in this world? , unless it is enabled.

"snort!"

Zhang Lang looked at the rewards in the live broadcast room that had exceeded 15,000, his eyes became scarlet.

He thought of Su Tianyuan, that brat who came to the office to look for him yesterday and said he didn't plan to join their trade union again, and wanted to get back part of the money that was given to him.

How could he return the money that was in his hands? He doesn't want to pay back the money, but he still wants people, so he must use this live broadcast account to let Su Tianyuan know that only he can make him famous .

Countless insidious methods flashed through Zhang Lang's mind, and then he quickly made a few phone calls to give his order.

*****

In the afternoon, not long after the live broadcast ended, some well-known Internet celebrities reposted an edited video. The content of the video was probably Su Aobai said that he could not cook at the beginning, and then he downloaded it for the first time. Smooth movements while cooking.

The person who edited this is also a master. He used a lot of spring and autumn brushwork. It makes people think that the main content of the live broadcast is that the anchor praises how outstanding and awesome his talent is. The focus is on people, but the delicious food in the live broadcast. None were cut in.

At first, these people exaggerated the protagonist of the video, saying that he is a living **** of cooking and a genius in heaven, but people who watched this video for the first time, combined with these remarks, felt a little weird, and some were even dismissed. The blogger's brainless boasting aroused rebellious psychology. The video is obviously a culinary master. How could it be possible to have such a clean and neat cooking technique for the first time.

It didn't take long before some Internet celebrities who went out with a vicious tongue to crack down on fakes reposted these videos.

[These days the anchors don’t even need the basic brains in order to establish a personality, they can have this level of cooking for the first time, and the coffin boards of the chefs who have been practicing for decades and can’t enter the state banquet are all pressed can't stand]

[It's so disgusting, has the culture of creating characters in the entertainment industry got into the live broadcast circle? Cooking for the first time can taste better than a chef who has been cooking for a lifetime. What is the difference between this and those female stars who claim to love food but don't get fat? 】

[Upstairs, some people just eat and don’t get fat, it has something to do with their physique, but I don’t believe that people who have never been in the kitchen can cook such delicious food]

Similar remarks appeared soon, and it may be that the former group of people praised too much, which led to more ironic ridicule later.

[There are also some people throwing gifts at this anchor, are you brainless, can’t you see that they are playing with you, if you spend money on them, they might still laugh at you behind your back for being stupid]

[Hahaha, the money of fools is really easy to cheat now. I have practiced the piano for more than 20 years. I will also conduct a live broadcast in the future, saying that I have never learned to play the piano, and then I will play a piece of Liszt for you. Song, are you going to call me the **** of the piano? 】

Similar remarks erupted almost instantly. Many passers-by didn't know what happened. Looking at the cause of the incident written by "enthusiastic netizens", they thought it was an Internet celebrity who wanted to be popular and found a few big Vs to falsely promote themselves and exaggerate themselves. As a result, the public opinion backfired early, and finally overturned.

Because I only watched the edited video in the reason, many passers-by were on the side of criticizing the live broadcast account of Sujia Xiaoshidian, thinking that the hype of this store was overhyped, and the persona I set up for myself also looked down on the IQ of the audience .

Now that the live broadcast account of Sujia Snack Shop has become popular, and has its own fans, when seeing such insults, it is natural that it can't hold back, and refute them on the Internet.

[The video is too out of context, are we fans who follow this snack shop for the personality of the anchor? Not at all, he only cooks today. Before that, what we liked was the warm atmosphere in the snack shop, the serious but doting Grandpa Su, who likes to chatter but is very gentle, like me An old lady like a grandma, she likes Su Shaodong, who is very milky, who is at the bottom of the family food chain, but wants to rebel and overthrow his father as the prince, and likes the vegetable chicken anchor who only had hands in the mirror before. It’s not the so-called human setting in your mouth]

[That's right, even if the anchor is a human design, so what? Is it a crime? We didn't think there was anything wrong with watching the live broadcast. Hahaha, what we like is what grandpa and the anchor do to make people laugh. Saliva-worthy food, as for the host who said at the beginning that he couldn’t cook, but later showed that he was very good at cooking, it’s just a cute contrast. They may just want to pretend to force us to praise 666. If you don’t want to believe it, don’t believe it. I figured it wasn't a big deal. Anyway, when I watch the food anchor account, the focus is on food. As long as the food they cook seems to make me appetizing, I will continue to read. Besides, there are so many people in this world A talented person should not think that others cannot do it just because he can't do it. 】

[That's right, fans who have actually watched the live broadcast know that although the anchor was not on camera before, he often put various seasonings in the cooking process of the grandfather, which shows that he is very familiar with these seasonings. People who grew up watching their father cook must know every step of cooking. If you are talented, it is not surprising that the food is delicious. When I first cooked, I cooked Some of my mother's best home-cooked dishes, but I don't make them as neatly as the anchor, but the final taste is still good, after all, I know the steps, what to put, when to put what to put, basically clear, it's unpalatable to make It's also more difficult]

There are also some netizens who speak for Su Aobai, but they are not as good as the steady stream of trolls and preconceived passers-by. These remarks are either scolded to the point of autism, or suppressed by new remarks, very few people See.

Naturally, Su Aobai also saw these remarks that appeared on the Internet, and he immediately realized that someone was trying to punish him maliciously.

On the contrary, Su Tianyuan, because he was busy practicing cooking during the day and night, fell asleep at night, and didn't pay attention to what happened on the Internet at all, so he didn't notice this change in the first place.

When the live broadcast started the next day, in addition to the subscribed fans, another group of people flooded into the live broadcast room, and the barrage of passionate insults almost covered the entire screen.

Several housing managers kept kicking people, and the situation improved a little bit, but there were still some remarks that satirized Su Aobai's hypocrisy, pretending and so on.

"To be honest, everyone's thinking is right. It's really not the first time I'm cooking."

Su Aobai said slowly to the camera while putting on a chef's hat and preparing to cook the first dish of the day.

[Sprayer]: Look, you can tell that this is a human design, a group of loyal dogs are still loyal to protect the Lord and speak for him

[When you see injustice, draw your sword to help]: It's disgusting, I liked you before, I didn't expect you to be a liar

…

A bunch of people thought that Su Aobai had given in, and there he started cursing passionately, jumping up and down.

"Actually, I was the young owner of a large restaurant in my previous four lives. My grandfather is the most powerful chef in the contemporary era. I have inherited my grandfather's mantle since I was a child, studied hard and practiced hard to achieve the cooking skills I am now. I was not in this life. Knowing how to cook, I suddenly awakened the memory of that life, so I have the almost invincible me now."

Su Aobai said solemnly.

【2333】: Hahaha, the host of Magic Chicken is still humorous, do you think we will believe you if you say that?

[Chicken Run]: I write novels as a side job. Here I suggest that the host should not make up his own experience in such detail. But if you are vague and try to cover up, it is better than your current rhetoric. It has been compiled for several generations, but it leaves no room for everyone to expand their imagination.

[Duckling Run]: I don't care, I just know that I'm starving to death, woo woo, stop chatting, the anchor, I'm still sitting outside waiting to be fed

[Chicken Run]: Ah, Sister Duck, you are really going, is the host cooking delicious? !

[Duckling Run]: It’s not delicious, so don’t come here

[2333]: I don't believe it, Sister Ya must want fewer people, so she can wait in line for a while, I didn't expect you to be such a Sister Ya.

…

What Su Aobai said was the truth, but unfortunately no one believed it.

Those sailors who came here after collecting money also thought that Su Aobai was provoking them, but it didn't matter, they still had other tricks.

At this time, a well-known anti-counterfeiting anchor came from the village in the city, and he was starting today's live broadcast with his cameraman.

"Everyone knows that a small food shop here has become popular during this period of time. The current head chef of the small food shop claims to be cooking for the first time, but he has made delicious food that has attracted so many customers. Everyone believes in this chef. Is the chef really cooking for the first time as he claimed? The old uncle will take you to crack down on fakes and find out about this chef."

A middle-aged man in his early forties who looked particularly amiable appeared in the live broadcast. He pointed to the Sujia snack shop lined up not far away, and signaled the cameraman to focus on the shop's signboard and Store appearance.

"The people who know the situation of this store best should be the residents who live nearby. Let us interview the neighbors nearby, and maybe we can get the truth."

As he said that, the middle-aged man was looking around. At this moment, an old man in a cultural shirt appeared in the camera, and the man rushed to meet him.

"Hello, old man, are you a resident living in this area? I have a few questions here and I want to interview you. Is it convenient for you?"

The old man froze for a moment after being stopped, then looked in the direction of the camera and nodded.

"It's convenient, why is it inconvenient, you are doing interviews, you grew up here and have lived here for more than 60 years, you can ask me any questions you have."

"Then, old man, do you know anything about the owner of that snack shop? Do you know anything about their son Su Aobai?"

The middle-aged man smiled at the camera looking for the right person, and then earnestly asked the old man these questions.

"I know that family well, and I often go there for dinner. Brother Su's cooking skills are good. Their family's cooking skills are passed down in their family. Brother Su taught his son to practice cooking since he was a child, just to pass on this skill."

The old man said without hesitation.

[Sprayer]: What did I say, I really should let those licking dogs come over to see how their faces were swollen.

[Everyone is drunk and I am alone]: Sure enough, without the basic skills that I have practiced since I was a child, how can I cook so well all at once? The anchor in the live broadcast room is really disgusting. He is still changing the subject to deceive the audience. Saying that I was in my previous life, no, I practiced my culinary skills in my last four lives, and now my neighbors have exposed me.

The fans in the anti-counterfeiting live broadcast room were instantly excited, and even ran to Su Aobai's live broadcast room to tell the "truth".

"Wait, who are you?"

At this moment, several other old men and women entered the camera. They looked suspiciously at the middle-aged man and the old man who was being interviewed, with displeased expressions on their faces.

"Why are you talking nonsense with your eyes open, and you don't want your face?"

The old lady in charge looked very angry.

"Say, did that kid from the Su family bring you here? In the past, he just ate the old man, but now he pays people to put gold on his face, and he practiced hard since he was a child? Just him? Just the eight hundred A lazy **** who doesn't have one person a year, can he suffer this?"

The old lady's words stopped the jubilant barrage in the live broadcast room.

etc! What does it mean?

The lazy guy who doesn't come out once in eight hundred years, you mean the anchor of Sujia's snack shop?

How to listen to the tone, it is completely different from what the old man who was interviewed before said.

The middle-aged man quickly winked at the cameraman, motioning him to stop the live broadcast.

"What are you doing, why are you trying to turn off the camera without speaking clearly?"

An old man who looked very strong stopped the cameraman from moving.

"I'm telling you not to move. I'm seventy-eight. If you push me, I'll just sit on the ground and won't get up."

The old man not only refused to let the camera turn off the live broadcast, but also threatened him.

The strange reaction of the anti-counterfeiting anchor also made the audience aware of the weirdness of this so-called anti-counterfeiting campaign. If it is not a guilty conscience, why did the cameraman turn off the live broadcast?

However, there are also loyal fans who speak for their own anchor, thinking that the cameraman may not want to cause trouble. This is the behavior of the cameraman himself and has nothing to do with the anchor.

"We heard what you said just now. You said that Brother Su teaches his son to cook every day? This is ridiculous. Anyone who lives in this area does not know that the son and grandson of Su's family are worthless, so they just think about it. The little rent and the money earned by the snack shop every month, the old couple are busy in the kitchen during the day, and the son is blowing the air conditioner upstairs, saying that he wants to write novels and play games full-time. I haven't seen anything done. As for the grandson, he also ran out every three days and made a group of cronies. In fact, he coaxed money from him. His grandma asked for money, and in just over a month, the two of them suddenly grew up. Knowing that their parents/grandma was having a hard time, they took the initiative to come to the store to help, and relieved some of the burden for the old couple. We old neighbors I am also happy with the changes of the two children of the Su family, in this situation, you are here to say that the son of the Su family has been practicing cooking since he was a child?"

The old lady crackled a series of words.

"That's right, tell me, who gave you money to speak well for Su Aobai? Is it that kid, how much money did he give you?"

The other elderly people on the side also asked angrily.

In the live broadcast, the face of the anchor has turned blue. As for the old man who was being interviewed, he looked at the anchor from time to time. His dependent attitude made the audience in the live broadcast room see the problem.

[Joke]: emmm, old man, you made a mistake. What they say is not to say good things to the anchor over there. They want to kill the anchor.

[Passing by]: ...Why do I feel that the old men and old ladies who appeared behind are more likely to tell the truth?

[Xiaohua]: I also think... I don’t know if it’s my illusion, why do I feel that the old man who was interviewed first has something wrong, people question him, he has been watching the anchor, does this mean he knows the anchor?

[Legend of Sword and Fairy]: According to these old men and old ladies, the anchor may have really never had much experience with cooking before. Could it be that we really misunderstood?

"You just said that you have lived here for more than 60 years. I'm sorry, we have lived here all our lives. Why have we never seen you? Where do you live? What building is it?"

Several old men and women with strong fighting power grabbed the old man who was being interviewed and asked.

"That's right, I've never seen you. What do you mean by pretending to be someone from us? You're sneaky. Are you a human trafficker or a thief? You're here to scout, no, I have to call the police."

When it came to calling the police, the old man finally couldn't hold it anymore, he threw off his grasped hand, and said angrily to the anti-fake anchor: "I won't do this, and your remaining two hundred yuan is worthless." I don't want it either."

As he spoke, he covered the lower half of his face and ran away briskly.

This sentence reveals more meaning, and the live broadcast room exploded in an instant.

Many viewers began to turn over old accounts. They remembered some stores that had been cracked down by this anchor before, and they also stood up and said that it was because the other party came to ask for money, because the price was not negotiated, so they were "cracked down", but at that time, many people had preconceptions , most people do not believe the rebuttals of those stores.

Now it seems that this anchor is indeed very problematic.

At this time, the male anchor was also a little dazed, he just charged 20,000 yuan to do things, how did he get himself into it, what happened to these old men and women, things that had nothing to do with them, he came to intervene as soon as possible.

He couldn't care less about collecting money to do things, so he had to find a way to get himself out first.

*****

On the other side, a group of viewers suddenly flooded into Su Aobai's live broadcast room, and told about the accident in the anti-counterfeiting live broadcast room.

Cracking down on counterfeit anchors and being cracked down on counterfeit ones, is there anything more interesting than this, but after this incident, more people began to realize that the anchors seemed to be maliciously targeted.

Some fans who have not been misled by public opinion from the beginning to the end comforted Su Aobai, this is the only way to become popular, don't feel sad for those ugly remarks.

Some sailors are still resisting tenaciously, but in Su Aobai's live broadcast room, they can't make any waves anymore.

"First of all, I would like to thank my friends who supported me. Secondly, I would like to say a few words. In fact, it is normal to suspect that I am lying, because people with talents like me are indeed rare. I have seen them less, so naturally I don't believe it. There are such talented people, but it is normal to have doubts. Just because of doubts, it is not good to believe that I am lying. You can doubt, but you must prove that your doubts are correct. Otherwise, you and What is the difference between those trolls on the Internet who become gods with a keyboard."

After today's live broadcast, Su Aobai said something like this.

In fact, strictly speaking, these suspicions are correct, because it is indeed not the first time for him to cook, but before he came, Yuan Bo had never been in the kitchen.

There must be geniuses in this world. Su Aobai himself is not, but he will not deny that there are such a very small group of people. They may also perform a hundred times better than ordinary people when they come into contact with something for the first time. Doubling the ability, if you just use your common sense to measure it, and then insult it, it is not an act worth advocating.

That night, Zhang Lang's company received a letter from the largest law firm in the country.

All the victims who were bullied by him with the Overlord contract united to sue him.

If it's just a small lawsuit, Zhang Lang is not afraid. Let's talk about it slowly. The period of a lawsuit is very long, and it also depends on the strength of the lawyer. Zhang Lang is confident that he will win. You can also keep it for ten or eight years, and then slowly return it like squeezing toothpaste.

But it's different now. The three senior partners of that law firm who took the case were the top lawyers in the country. They were all like wolves who had been hungry for thousands of years. They are following them, and they will not let you exploit any loopholes, let you judge how much you can, and let you pay as much as you can.

Usually, these lawyers are hired to handle economic cases worth hundreds of millions of dollars. After all, their fees have already started at seven figures. If the three lawyers add up, the legal fees alone may cost tens of millions. How could Zhang Lang be with them? Dou.

Zhang Lang looked at the list of plaintiffs on the letter with trembling hands, even Su Tianyuan's 30,000 yuan was impressively listed, there were more than forty plaintiffs densely packed.

He was so frightened that his heart almost stopped beating. The legal fee alone was more than the money he had cheated over the years. Who did he offend?

It's over, it's over!

Those big Vs and anti-counterfeit anchors who are paid for their work are not pleased either, and they must have a place in the dock of defamation cases.

Some netizens are sensitive to the connection between these Internet celebrities who are suddenly involved in defamation disputes, and suspect that the plaintiff is the food anchor who was led by them to be attacked by public opinion.

However, this guess did not get the support of too many people. They knew that the anchor had some money and had two buildings in Xijiang Chengzhong Village, but these family backgrounds were not enough to support him to hire such an expensive lawyer.

So this speculation was soon no longer mentioned.

Until one day, a netizen saw a video when he was scrolling through Moments that he hadn't checked for nearly a month.

*****

Su Quangen and Miao Yinhua played happily for more than 20 days, because the money was well spent, the food was good, the house was good, and the fun was good, the spirit of the whole person was different.

They didn't know about all the disturbances on the Internet, because neither of them knew how to use a smart phone, and now they were using the most primitive key-press phone that could only make calls and send text messages.

But when it came time to go home, Su Quangen couldn't help feeling a little nervous.

He was afraid that the store would be deserted, and it would not be so easy to attract customers back.

He is also afraid that his son will suffer setbacks. If he returns to the life of eating and playing when he is full, sleeping when he is tired, and getting up and eating when he is full... Well, he will still raise his son, but it is a pity that he has experienced the hard work of his children and grandchildren for more than a month. A happy life, thinking about it is a bit unpleasant.

When they returned home, the lunch market was not over yet, and Su Quangen was stunned when he saw the long queue.

Are you dazzled?

"Brother Su, why are you back?"

An old neighbor who was queuing up saw him come back, first he was pleasantly surprised, then embarrassed, he scratched his ear and suddenly said something.

"Actually, there are more interesting places than the Four Great Foshans, why don't you go play around again."

That's right, while the legs and feet are still convenient, go out and have fun, and leave the business of the family to the young son.

Su Quangen: ...

This earnest expression of wishing him to leave now, does this mean that he does not want him to come back?

The north wind howled, the north wind blew, and Su Quangen's heart, which was eager to come back to cook for everyone, was blown cool.

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Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated nutrient solution during 2021-06-08 23:42:10~2021-06-09 23:59:45~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: be the best of yourself;

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